Chapter 3
Doctor smiled as he looked at Asia. "Now the three you'll be seeing are ones that can help you grow as an individual and as a fighter. Right now you think your only good at healing but you capable of much more. You can't just heal wounds. Twilight Healing has the ability to create barriers."
Asia eyes widened with stars in them. "Really?!" The Doctor chuckled at this. "Yes but the problem is that you need to learn how to not only master your Balance Breaker but to also be able to learn how to defend yourself. One thing about Bishops is that they solely rely on magic that they can be taken out quickly if their not careful so you'll se watching two battles that have women who are insanely strong and can help you learn how to fight. So direct your attention to the screen and let's see these battles."
The looked at the screen and saw it light up as Death Battle appeared.
It's Street Fighter versus Mortal Kombat! Two iconic military stunners from across the pond will duel, but only one will survive.
Boomstick: Mystical ninjas, evil sorcerers, gods. Tournaments these days seem to attract all sorts, don't they?
Wiz: And yet, there's always a few seemingly ordinary people brave enough, or stupid enough, to step into the ring.
Boomstick: Like Cammy White, Street Fighter's ass-assin turned British secret agent.
Wiz: And Sonya Blade, the Special Forces general of Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Cammy White
(*Cues: Theme of Cammy - Street Fighter 4*)
Wiz: For most of her life, Cammy White was a pawn of the evil Shadaloo crime syndicate, run by the wannabe dictator, M. Bison.
Boomstick: I don't know about pawn, she was his top bodyguard, so basically a lot more important. Maybe more like one of those horsey pieces.
Wiz: Like... a knight?
Boomstick: No Wiz, the horse that moves like an L. Come on, learn your chess, you're supposed to be smart!
Wiz: Ugh... Not only was she Bison's top bodyguard, but also the leader of his Dolls, a group of brainwashed teenage girls trained to be ruthless, unstoppable assassins.
Boomstick: What happens if all their cycles sync?
Wiz: Her leadership roles come not just from her skills as a killer, but also because she just so happens to be a female clone of Bison himself.
Boomstick: How does THAT happen?
Wiz: It gets weirder. Aware his Psycho Power was deteriorating his current body, Bison planned to posses hers.
Boomstick: I... have a lot of questions.
Wiz: Cammy served Bison blindly, until she met the mystical yogi Dhalsim, who used his power to grant her something she never had: willpower and self-awareness.
Boomstick: Realizing that Bison is actually the bad guy, Cammy joined the Delta Red British Special Forces and the fight against Shadaloo.
Wiz: With her training from both camps, Cammy is deadly up close, with ruthless sweeping attacks, keeping her foes on the defensive.
Boomstick: She can rush like a drill with Spiral Arrow, a move so agile, it passes under projectiles. Her Hooligan Approach flips through the air like some sort of deranged spider monkey, to lay the smack down in a ton of ways, like the Fatal Leg Twister, which is... fatal.
Wiz: She also uses her Cannon Spike and Cannon Strike to control the flow of battle.
Boomstick: And like most cannons, Cammy's signature attacks have higher caliber versions.
Wiz: Well, being a clone of Bison, she does have latent Psycho Power abilities, a dark energy fueled by evil and hatred.
Boomstick: Sure, but I was talking about her EX and Super moves.
Wiz: Oh, of course, like the deadly Cross Stinger Assault, or the Cammy Quick Combination.
Boomstick: Get it? CQC!
Wiz: With which she snaps her opponents bones not once, not twice, but three times.
Boomstick: She's also an expert knife thrower, agile enough to dodge bullets, and for a 134 pound secret agent Barbie, is pretty damn strong! I mean, she can kick cars to death, and stood up after falling out of an airplane.
Wiz: She survived blows from the world class boxer, Balrog, a fighter so strong, he once killed an elephant with a single punch. Elephants are known to frequently smash down trees with their skulls, which means they can withstand a force of over ten thousand pounds.
Boomstick: That's like getting hit in the face with a truck!
Wiz: Unfortunately, despite being a clone of one of the deadliest people on the planet, Cammy isn't a perfect warrior, her control of Psycho Power in particular is extremely limited at best, usually only manifesting during times of extreme rage, and many of her moves can leave her vulnerable if misfired.
Boomstick: Still, I'd think twice before picking a street fight with Cammy White. She's got legs and she knows how to use them. And DAMN, what an ASS!
Wiz: Ah!
Boomstick: I know, I know, take your five dollars! Still worth it.
Wiz: Told you you couldn't go the whole script without mentioning it.
Boomstick: Wiz, if I could die and come back, it would be as that leotard.
Cammy: You can skip the trip down memory lane. Tell me who you want me to kill.
As much as Kiba didn't want to admit it, he had to agree with Boomstick that Cammy had an impressive rear that seemed really, really nice bottom. 'Not that I'll say it to the others.' He has looked at Tsubaki's rear at times but he also enjoyed the bottoms of the other girls of Kuoh Academy but he wouldn't admit it since he has a reputation to uphold as the Prince of Kuoh Academy. 'Which is why I envy you at times Issei.'
Sonya Blade
(*Cues: Emperor's Kourtyard - Mortal Kombat X*)
Wiz: As a young girl, Sonya Blade idolized her marine father, and enlisted to follow in his footsteps. By the age of twenty six, she was a member of a U.S. Special Forces unit in pursuit of the criminal, Kano.
Boomstick: Which ended up being a lot more trouble than she expected, when she found herself in a tournament fighting gods, demons and monsters, all while movie star Johnny Cage tried to get in her pants.
Wiz: This was Mortal Kombat, a tournament decreed by Elder Gods where a realm, or alternate dimension, may challenge another realm for world conquering rights. Sonya joined the defenders of Earthrealm to stop the evil Shao Kahn's world domination, and succeeded.
Boomstick: But, most of them died. Except for Sonya and Johnny, of course, who married and had a kid. Lucky Johnny. I'd love to settle down with a lady that has such an impressive resume in kickin' ass.
Wiz: Sonya has decades of combat experience that's prepared her for pretty much anything. She's fought cyborgs, ninjas, cyborg ninjas... Her Kenpo and Tae Kwon Do training emphasizes speed, agility and defense, and she shows her mastery by leaping into the air, grabbing foes with her legs, and slamming them down in a backflip faster than the blink of an eye.
Boomstick: She's got kali sticks, a wind blade, frag grenades, smoke grenades, stun grenades, and a garrote wire for silent kills, but my favorite is her high-tech bracelet, which lets her hover in the air... and shoots lasers!
Wiz: It even controls a remote drone, complete with a cutting beam, perfect camouflaging systems, machine guns, even RPG's.
Boomstick: I think I'm in love...
Wiz: With what, the drone? Sonya?
Boomstick: Drone-ya.
Wiz: Uh-huh...I'd think twice about that, though, most guys wouldn't dare lock lips with the woman who has moves like Fire Kiss, Crush Kiss, Slice Kiss, Poison Kiss, or the Kiss of Death.
Boomstick: Yeah, plus she's strong enough to rip a guy in half with just her legs, and I don't know if I wanna be in between that.
Wiz: In the early 1800's, it was common practice to tie criminals between horses, which pulled them apart, except even four horses playing tug of war don't often have the strength to rip people in half, yet Sonya can do so with ease.
Boomstick: Impressive. Almost as impressive as karate chopping a steel anvil in half!
Wiz; It's as ridiculous as it looks. Assuming the anvil is made of common steel, it would take over ninety thousand pounds per square inch of force to break. To compare, 1969 boxing champion, Earnie Shavers delivered the strongest punch in boxing history at 1,600 PSI, meaning Sonya's punch has over fifty six times more power than the hardest hitting boxer ever known.
Boomstick: No wonder she was strong enough to take down Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Jax, and even Quan Chi, ruler of the Netherrealm, back to back!
Wiz; Of course, throughout decades of military experience, she has made plenty of mistakes. Her short fuse has gotten herself and her troops in trouble more than once, and while her tech and weaponry lets her keep up with otherworldy warriors, a smart opponent can use her over-reliance on gadgets against her.
Boomstick: Still, there's something pretty special about a lady who can rip a guy in half without breaking a sweat.
Stryker: We need a strategic plan of attack.
Sonya: I got one, combat time!
Sonya leaps and charges at the enemies.
Asia was amazed by the two and wondered if she knew how to fight like them then she wouldn't see herself as a liability or someone who just stood in the back lines. 'I can finally be useful and fight with him.' She clenched her fists as she watched each of the woman's fighting styles and had to ask if she could possibly get some of the gadgets Sonya has.
It was then voting time as Asia and Kiba thought Sonya would win due to decades of experience and her gadgets could help her win against Cammy while Rias and Akeno were thinking Cammy would win due to her speed and skills.
And as for Koneko...She just didn't care.
Death Battle
At an air force base, Sonya is in the middle of a gun fight with Kano in one of the warehouses. Kano emerges from the warehouse wielding an AK-47 and starts running out. Cammy puts on her Delta Red hat and delivers a high kick to Kano, knocking him down.
(*Cues: Mortal Konfrontation - OC ReMix*)
Cammy: Suspect in custody.
Sonya walks out of the warehouse towards Kano's unconscious body.
Cammy: Who are you?
Sonya arrives at Kano's body and crushes the mercenary's head by stomping on it.
Cammy: You amateur! What organization do you work for?
Sonya: Let's call it enhanced training.
Cammy: Get in my way and pay the price!
Sonya: Spoiler Alert: You lose. From my foot to your ass.
FIGHT!
Sonya fires her laser but Cammy dodges it with her special move.
Cammy: Spiral Arrow!
Cammy then leaps up and kicks Sonya. Sonya cartwheels back to regain her position. While still in the air, Cammy tries kicking Sonya again, but General Blade blocks it. Sonya then runs up to Cammy and delivers her own punches and kicks, eventually kicking Cammy into the air. Cammy fights back and delivers a large punch that sends Sonya back. Cammy tries leaping forward, but Sonya uses her legs to grab Cammy and toss her back. Sonya picks up Kano's corpse and tosses it at Cammy, who dodges him. Cammy then picks up one of the large crates.
Cammy: Here's a present for you!
Cammy tosses the large crate at Sonya, who responds by summoning her droid to use a missile to take it out, surprising Cammy.
Sonya: Get with the program, kiddo.
Sonya runs up to Cammy and delivers a speedy and bloody combo to her opponent which stops when Cammy blocks one of her blows.
(*Cues: Clamato Fever - OC Remix*)
With fire burning in her eyes, Cammy's Psycho Power activates.
Cammy: I won't lose!
Cammy delivers four devastating blows to Sonya, who flies back and crashes into a crate, exploding. Sonya gets up from the explosion and activates her drone, which appears behind Cammy. Cammy tosses a knife into the device, causing it to malfunction.
Cammy: Damn!
The drone starts firing it's machine guns, which Cammy starts dodging. Sonya hides behind a crate to avoid fire while Cammy continues dodging her drone. She takes out a stun grenade and throws it towards Ms. White's direction. It goes off and electrocutes Cammy, leaving her exposed for the drone to open fire on her. The drone spins and crashes into an oil barrel, exploding the area around it.
Cammy kneels on the ground, severely weakened, heavily bleeding, and moaning in pain. Sonya walks up to her and holds her by her throat.
Sonya: Not as tough as you look.
Announcer: FINISH HER!
(*Cues Mortal Kombat 9 - Fatality Theme*)
Sonya then proceeds to break Cammy's bones before uppercutting her into the air as she catches the Delta Red Agent between her legs.
Sonya: I've got this son of a bitch.
Cammy: NOOOO!
Cammy then screams as she struggles to get out from Sonya's grip before she was split in half by the Scissor Split Fatality.
Sonya: Always gotta be the hard way.
KO!
Sonya puts Kano's body in the trunk of a car before driving away as Cammy's corpse gets ran over.
Asia and Kiba cheered for Sonya while Rias and Akeno were annoyed at the woman for destroying Cammy. The princess was even hoping to see her Ultimate Move in action. Such a shame.
Results
(*Cues: Emperor's Kourtyard - Mortal Kombat X again*)
Boomstick: FATALITY!
Wiz: Cammy might've had an edge in speed and agility, but Sonya's far superior strength, arsenal, tactics, and experience overwhelmed her.
Boomstick: Sonya's fought opponents who have led armies and conquered worlds, and taken 'em on back to back! Sure, Cammy's done the same, just never against quite such an impressive line up.
Wiz: Sonya has about ten years of military experience over Cammy, and it's not like she was pushing papers all that time. When she wasn't chasing down war criminals on her own, she was a longtime leader against multiple interdimensional invasions. Cammy did a lot with Delta Red, but nothing which stacks up to Sonya's resume.
Boomstick: And hey, Cammy's durability of an elephant is impressive, but you know what's tougher than that? Solid steel.
Wiz: True, and while Cammy was adept at dodging projectiles, she couldn't keep it up against Sonya's large arsenal, attacking from multiple angles at once.
Boomstick: Looks like Cammy's only HALF the woman Sonya is.
Wiz: The winner is Sonya Blade.
Doctor smiled as he ended the video and reached into the chest and pulled out a gift for Asia. "Mrs. Argento. Here is a special prize just for you." Asia opened the package and Asia was happy as she looked at the bracelet which was the same as Sonya's and there was a book that had both Cammy and Sonya on the cover. It was labeled.
How to Kick Ass While Looking Badass.
By Sonya Blade and Cammy White.
Asia opened the book and she was amazed at seeing the fighting techniques and exercises to strengthen her legs and how to get an impressive bust. Asia imagined herself as a strong woman with a lean figure but with strong legs and a impressive body. She blushed at the thought and imagined herself with Issei. 'Lord Forgive me of these thoughts!' She blushed as she put her head in the book. Doctor chuckled as he got their attention.
"As much as I want to know what your thinking about we have another one to move on to and I think this might be interesting to the females in the room. Except for the Female Impersonator."
Koneko growled at him and flipped him the bird. "Perverted Doctor." Doctor just smiled even wider and began the next episode.
Wiz: When it comes to the tantalizing femme fatale, these two combatants are the pinnacle of beauty and brawn. Not to mention, well endowed.
Boomstick: Ivy from Soulcalibur.
Wiz: And-
Boomstick: Black Orchid from Killer Instinct! Sorry, I'm excited!
Wiz: I'm Wiz and he's Boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Ivy Valentine
(*Cues: Unblessed Soul (Ivy's Theme) - Soulcalibur*)
Ivy: Behave. Behave!
Wiz: Left on the doorstep of a London mansion, the infant Isabella was adopted and raised by the noble house of Valentine.
Boomstick: Little did they know she'd grow up to be this deadly dominatrix. Oh, daddy must be so proud.
Asia blushed as she saw the outfit and saw that Isabella was had a past similar to her own but she was able to stand on her own two feet and make a name for herself. She was also intimidated and kind of aroused seeing the outfit. 'I do remember reading that in one of his magazines. Maybe he would like it if I wore something like that.' She imagined an older version of herself and wearing it.
Her face turned deep red and fainted from that image in her mind. Akeno was giggling at seeing the bishops reaction to the suit that Ivy wore and used a fan to cool down the blushing and steaming nun.
Kiba turned away from the image of the woman while Koneko and Rias were annoyed that this woman looked like Akeno and had a larger bust than them both. 'Stupid Boob Knight.'
Wiz: Well, he's dead, so there's that. Both her father and mother died while searching for the legendary Soul Edge, leaving Isabella, or Ivy, as their sole legacy. Her only remaining parent is her birth father, the pirate Cervantes. Who is a zombie. Sometimes.
Boomstick: Well then, good call on the baby dumpster donation. Zombie pirates don't make good fathers. Believe me, I know.
Wiz: ...What?
Boomstick: Ivy also has some awfully great, um... magic.
Wiz: Her father was a skilled alchemist, and Ivy took up his research to find and destroy Soul Edge. She taught herself summoning and alchemy rituals, which she used to forge her unique sword: the Valentine.
(*Cues: Without the Blessing of Fate - Soulcalibur V*)
Boomstick: The Valentine is an extendable snake sword with a stupid name. It should've been called "Deadly as Fuck" since it works just like a normal sword, but with a flick of Ivy's wrist, it turns into a nine-meter-long whip of blades. It can be used in all sorts of ways, even a stealthy underground attack.
Ivy sends the Valentine underground and attacks Ezio Auditore.
Wiz: It is also sentient, with a mind of its own. Ivy accomplished this by summoning the hand of Nightmare, which breathed life into the sword.
Boomstick: Wait, hold on. How does a hand breathe, exactly?
Wiz: Of all I've talked about, that is what you question?! Anyway, since Nightmare is Soul Edge personified, this ironically joined Ivy's own fate to the very abomination she seeks to destroy. Whoops.
Boomstick: I'd like to join Ivy's fate if you know what I'm saying!
WIz: This curse bounded Ivy's blood to the immortal Soul Edge so thoroughly her body actually stopped aging.
Boomstick: Um, actually Wiz, what I think is happening here is that her age is getting stored in her enormous rack. I mean, they just keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes by!
Wiz: Well, you never know with magic.
(*Cues: Soulcalibur II - Maze of the Blade*)
Wiz: Ivy is skilled with all her sword's forms, but long-range combat is her bread and butter. She is very good at controlling the battlefield with wide whip swings, powerful kicks, and precision strikes.
Boomstick: I mean, let's be honest, who would really want to use that thing as a normal sword?
Wiz: She has spent most of her life seeking and destroying anything remotely related to Soul Edge, innocent or otherwise, which will eventually include herself when all is said and done. But despite having one of Soulcalibur's deadliest move sets, she has a rather spotty win/loss record.
Boomstick: Don't they make pads for that?
Wiz: Still, she has defeated countless foes and accomplished impressive feats.
Boomstick: Like kicking a point-blank bullet out of the air! Damn, that's fast!
Wiz: Well, more so insanely accurate instinct. Presumably, she's using the weight of her above-average-sized breasts as momentum to increase her speed.
Boomstick: If that's a real martial art, I'm going to find it, and then teach it.
Wiz: Ivy is a warrior who uses everything at her disposal.
Ivy: You're in need of some discipline!
Ivy grabs onto Natsu and launches her into the air while holding her in place with alchemy.
Ivy: I'll teach you to behave!
Ivy sends pieces of Valentine through Natsu before combining them together, slamming her down to the ground, then reattaching them to her sword.
Ivy: Satisfied?
Asia was imagining herself with Valentine's body and blushed seeing it. 'Wow. Maybe...' Her face brightened a bit until she smiled at the thought of having a more...mature body and having Issei take her on a nice date. And maybe a special room.
Fantasy Mode.
Issei pinned her to the red covers as she blushed at the position they were in. Issei has his dragon eyes out and smiled. "Asia..Let me show you how much I love you." He kissed her cheek and then began to suck on her neck until he left a hicky there. "I'll show them that we are meant for each other."
End Fantasy Mode.
Asia was blushing as she imagined the scene in her mind while others were a bit scared seeing her like that.
Black Orchid
(*Cues: Black Orchid's Theme - Killer Instinct SNES*)
Orchid delivers a 19 hit combo to Cinder
Announcer: Killer Combo!
Wiz: The government spy code-named Black Orchid is a complete mystery. Her past, training, and real name are so secret, not even she knows most of it.
Boomstick: How the hell does that work?!
Wiz: What we do know is, she's a killer.
(*Cues: Killer Instinct - Orchid Theme*)
Wiz: Among her limited history, she is confirmed to be sister to Jago, a prominent fighter from Tibet. Orchid's origin must share similarities, so she is most likely a practitioner of Chinese martial arts such as kung fu.
(*Cues: Killer Instinct 2 - Kim Wu Theme*)
Boomstick: Orchid's weapons of choice are heavy Chinese tonfa... made of lasers!
Wiz: Apparently whoever she works for has figured out how to make lightsabers, and Orchid wielded these early in her career before upgrading to laser tonfa.
Boomstick: Tonfa are short and strong, designed for quick damage, perfect for Orchid since she is incredibly skilled in fast, close-range combat. Her other set of weapons are called T.N.A.
Wiz: Well, actually-
Boomstick: I mean, just look at what she's wearing! It's not like she's trying to hide anything! Man, I wish I was that jumpsuit.
Wiz: *clears throat* Orchid prefers speed over strength, with quick rapid strikes. Some moves even defy physics.
Boomstick: What is she, some sort of witch?
Wiz: Absolutely! Orchids best weapon is her trove of spells. Most useful is the Fire Cat, a transfiguration spell which morphs her body into an intangible feline of flame.
Boomstick: Aww, I wanna pet her! But I can't, cause... you know... the burning.
(*Cues: Killer Instinct - Main Theme*)
Wiz: She also uses magic in her No Mercies, finishers which can be used after an enemy is weakened. When not using her tonfa to incinerate people, she can transform them into a helpless frog.
Boomstick: Smash 'em! Smash 'em! YES!!
Wiz: But she has one more weapon in her arsenal... or rather two.
Boomstick: Her Fun Bags of Destruction! And you just thought I was being a pig earlier. But really, whipping out the girls causes an instant heart attack to whoever views them.
Orchid zips open her vest and reveals her breasts (off-screen) to TJ Combo, who then falls over dead.
TJ Combo: Whoah!
Orchid: Yeah!
The girls spat out their drinks as they saw this and they had different reactions. Rias and Akeno were wondering how Orchid did that and if they could do it as well while Asia and Koneko were depressed seeing their very very small bust.
Boomstick: I now know the way I want to die.
Wiz: I never thought I'd see a set of lethal mammary glands.
Boomstick: But you'd think it'd only work on people, right? NOPE! Her super-boobs can kill humans, robots, aliens, a dinosaur, and even a walking skeleton who's missing the one bone that matters.
Wiz: There is only one possible explanation for this. Her breasts must be so impossibly, unnaturally large that no brain can process the shock of seeing them. Even while female brains are immune to the sexual shock, they will grudgingly forfeit out of jealousy.
Boomstick: Heh-heh, oh, she'll be crying into a tub of ice cream tonight.
Wiz: Black Orchid entered the first Killer Instinct tournament, intent to take down the evil UltraTech corporation from within.
Boomstick: While she had some trouble with ranged characters, she eventually defeated the 2,000-year-old, and might I add, CHEAP-AS-HELL WARLORD Eyedol, winning her the whole tournament.
Wiz: Orchid is clearly a force to be reckoned with.
Orchid unleashes a 37-hit Ultra Combo on Fulgore.
Orchid: Spinning Sword!
Orchid: Lasaken!
Announcer: ULTRAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Orchid: Yeah!
Death Battle
(*Cues: Going To Where The Wind Blows - Soulcalibur*)
Ivy is standing on a platform atop a large body of water when Orchid jumps down from an off-screen helicopter. Ivy leaps backward.
Ivy: Get lost!
FIGHT!
(*Cues: The Book of Ivy - fan remix of No Turning Back - Soulcalibur II*)
Orchid fires two tonfa blasts at Ivy, who knocks them away with the Valentine, then uses her sword to unleash long-range attacks on Orchid, who blocks them with her tonfa. Orchid then uses Fire Cat to phase through another Valentine attack and lunges toward Ivy, unleashing a Master Combo on her, ending with a fiery knee knocking Ivy into the air.
KI Announcer: Master Combo!
Ivy lands and blocks an aerial kick by Orchid, catching her off-guard and allowing her to unleash a combo of her own. After kicking Orchid away, she catches her with the Valentine, then holds her by the throat with it while putting her foot on her.
Ivy: Does it hurt?
Orchid uses Fire Cat to evade it and moves further back. Ivy uses the Valentine, but Orchid catches it with her tonfa, pulls Ivy towards her, then kicks her in the stomach.
She then unleashes Heart Attack on Ivy. Ivy is unaffected and laughs, then proceeds to do the same to her opponent. Orchid, struck by her opponent's breast size, throws down her tonfa in frustration and jealousy.
The group was shocked as Kiba wondered. 'Does this mean that Ivy's bust was bigger than Orchids?! It's insane Orchids signature move was...defeated?!'The others were amazed by the outcome of the signature move.
(*Cues: Eyedol's Theme - Killer Instinct*)
Ivy uses the opening to attack, but after landing a few hits, Orchid uses a Combo Breaker to reverse it before Ivy catches her tonfa with the Valentine.
KI Announcer: C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Ivy strikes Orchid into the air, then uses her alchemy to hold her in place.
Ivy: Spread apart!
Ivy then unleashes Grand Alchemy, sending Valentine's pieces through Orchid, who then falls to the ground, dazed.
Ivy: Is that it?
(*Cues: Killer Instinct - Prog Metal Remix*)
Ivy sends Valentine through the ground to finish her opponent, but Orchid uses Fire Cat to avoid it, then unleashes an Ultra Combo on Ivy, ending with the two in mid-air as Orchid kicks her away.
KI Announcer: ULTRAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
As Ivy is about to hit the ground, Orchid uses Shocker before she hits the ground, keeping her stunned when she finally lands. Orchid walks up to the stunned Ivy and then transforms her into a frog with her tonfa before jumping on Ivy, squishing her.
Orchid: Yeah!
K.O.!
Ivy is shown twitching in her frog form before dying as Orchid stands atop a platform nearby. When Jago jumps behind her, Orchid turns around and uses Heart Attack, presumably killing him as he falls off the platform into the water below.
Results
(*Cues: Killer Instinct (2013) - Character Selection Theme*)
Boomstick: I feel sorry for the guy that has to clean that up.
Wiz: Orchid's an unstoppable force. Her win against Eyedol proves her incredible fighting abilities. See, 2,000 years ago, not even the most powerful armies in the world could take down Eyedol, and yet Orchid did so singlehandedly.
Boomstick: But since Ivy's jugs are so wonderfully huge, Orchid's flash finisher was meaningless.
Wiz: Ivy's cup size is officially charted as G or quadruple-D. By measuring Orchid's waist and chest to scale, it appears hers are sized F, or triple-D, one size smaller than Ivy's.
Asia and Koneko cried tears as they saw the woman's busts. "Why are we cursed with such a small bust and tiny breasts?"Rias and Akeno patted their backs. "There there."
Boomstick: Oh, I have an extra D I could've given her.
Wiz: Too late. Besides, the fight ultimately came down to long-range vs. short-range combat. While Orchid has no equivalent to Ivy's Snake Sword, her Fire Cat can get in close by passing through attacks.
Boomstick: And tonfa are designed to block attacks and get in close. Once Orchid's in, there's no stopping her.
Wiz: Plus, Ivy has no means of countering Orchid's transfigurations. Even her link to Soul Edge is useless since it does not pertain to other magic.
Boomstick: It was a good fight, but in the end, Ivy croaked.
Wiz: The winner is Black Orchid.
The Doctor ended it as the door appeared as the chest flowed with magic. He reached in it and pulled out a box and gave it to Asia. "Ah it's from Ivy and Orchid. Here you are Asia." Asia thanked him as she opened the package. It was a suit similar to Ivy and Orchids while a copy of Valentine and Orchids Tonfa's were in it. Asia also picked up a book and saw its label.
How to grow your bust to impress that special someone and other things.
Asia looked at the first page and fell in love with it as she was happy to see how she could achieve it. Have a bust that'll knock Issei on his back that he'll take her on a date.
Issei was sparring with Yang and Tifa themselves until he felt a shiver down his spine. "Why do I have the feeling, Asia is in something deep?" He was punched in the face as Yang looked at him. "Come on Issei. Your a dragon aren't you? Let's go!" Issei smirks as he charged in. "Bring it Goldilocks." The blonde smirked as she clashed with her student. 'He's getting better and more like a dragon. Excellent.'
End.
And now it's time for the Ultimate Vote.
What will be Asia's Final Matchup?
Is it the Battle Royals of the Kanto Starters?
The battle of Lucario versus Renamon?
Or...
Pikachu versus Blanka?
Vote and Decidde who will be the final matchup. See ya soon...~