(Billincoln passes by Lincoln's sisters' rooms. He sees the amount of damage done on each sister's room. He smiles as he sees Lana, Lucy, and Leni being depressed, along with the other sisters angry at them.)
Billincoln: This is perfect. I got every sister to turn against each other. All I need to do is to deal with the blow with Snowflake's friend!
(He goes downstairs and opens the front door. Clyde is wearing a fancy suit and carrying roses, along with a small box of chocolate.)
Billincoln: About time you showed up! You ready for this?
Clyde: Yup! I'm all well dressed, made reservations to Jean Juan's French-Mex Buffet, got Lori the finest of roses and most delicious chocolate.
Billincoln: (sniffs) Is that cologne?
Clyde: The very best. I want to make this day the best day for Lori. Something that she'll never forget.
Billincoln: Oh, I can guarantee for you both that this will become an unforgettable night!
Clyde: Well, wish me luck. (he walks past Billincoln)
Billincoln: Break a leg. (to himself) I bet she's gonna break both of his. (chuckles)
(Clyde makes his way to Lori's room. He knocks on her door. As Lori opens her door, she has a frustrated look on her face.)
Lori: Ugh! What do you want Clyde!
Clyde: Hey there, Lori. (notices the damages on her room) Yikes. It is true.
Lori: Is what true?
Clyde: Lincoln told me about the huge mess that happened in your house. I can't believe some of your sisters would do this.
Lori: Tell me about it.
Clyde: I was wondering if I can take you out for tonight. I prepared everything. Cologne, chocolates, flowers, reservations, everything for a new couple to have!
Lori: No thanks, Clyde. I'm already in a bad mood.
Clyde: Come on, you know you want to.
Lori: (through clenched teeth) Leave me alone.
Clyde: Give me our date!
Lori: You'll get your date when you fix this DAMN house!
Clyde: What?
Lori: (ticked off) Okay, you know what!? Now that you're here, I'm going to say something to you that I should've said to you from the very beginning! I DON'T LIKE YOU! CAN YOU SEE THAT I'M WAY TOO OLD FOR YOU?! EVER SINCE I MET YOU, YOU'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT A STALKER! YOU COULD GET IN SERIOUS TROUBLE FOR THAT! ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY! DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND STAY AWAY FROM ME, LEAVE ME ALONE, GET OUT OF MY LIFE, AND NEVER SPEAK, LOOK, OR THINK OF ME AGAIN, EVER! I LITERALLY WISH I NEVER MET YOU! IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN, THE NEXT PLACE YOU WILL BE BLEEDING WON'T BE FROM YOUR NOSE! (She takes the box of chocolate from Clyde and stuffs it in his mouth. Next, she takes the roses, throws them to the ground, and stomps on them. Finally, she picks up Clyde, kicks him out of her room, and slams her door shut.)
Clyde: AAAAHHH! (he falls down the stairs)
(Billincoln is laughing while this was happening. Clyde's heart was shattered as he landed on the bottom of the floor. He picked himself up and spat out the chocolates.)
Clyde: What are you on about?
Billincoln: (trying to stop laughing) YOU! (giggling) LORI! (giggling) BLOOD! (giggling) VIOLENCE! (giggling) EPIC FAIL! (continues laughing out of control)
Clyde: Wait, are you laughing at me!?
Billincoln: (still laughing and then takes a deep breath) DUH! (stands up) Oh man, this went way better than I expected!
Clyde: You mean you set this whole thing up!? Trying to set a date for me and Lori only to backfire in my face!? How could you?!
Billincoln: Oh, come on, Nosebleed! How could I not take advantage of this! Besides, it's not like it's the first time I lied to you.
Clyde: What are you talking about?
Billincoln: Does this sound familiar? (clears his throat and does a Lincoln impression) "Don't worry Clyde, there's always next time." "It's okay Clyde, you'll get to her eventually." (back to normal) See, all this time I've been giving you false hope just to make you feel good about yourself. I can't believe it took you this long to figure it out. I mean come on, be honest! You didn't really think that you could ever in a million years have a shot with a woman like Lori, did you!? Because at this point, I don't know which is funnier! How Lori brutally rejected you or you honestly thought you had a chance with her from the very beginning! (continues laughing) Oh, and by the way, that Boo-Boo Bear of hers is still dating her. I knew all along and pranked you into thinking you got your chance with my oldest sister!
(At that moment, Clyde felt hurt more than he was before. He stood there getting angry, tears started coming out of his eyes, and took a deep breath.)
Clyde: Lincoln, I don't know what's gone into, but this the cruelest thing you have ever done to me. To your only best friend. Having me believe in a huge lie and making me suffer for it. Do you even feel the slightest of guilt?
Billincoln: Hang on. I'm feeling something.
Clyde: You sure?
(Billincoln burps into Clyde's face.)
Billincoln: Nope, it's just the amount of soda I have drank earlier watching the show! Better get out of here before I give you the boot!
(This was enough to make Clyde angry. He headed for the front door and exited out the house. Billincoln followed him to the front yard.)
Billincoln: So, see you later tomorrow?
Clyde: (livid) No! I will not see you tomorrow! Not the day after that! Not the week after that! Year, I don't care! I will not see you ever! Because our friendship is OVER!
Billincoln: Hey, just like you and Lori!
(Out of anger, Clyde punched Billincoln right in the face. Billincoln stood there silent for a moment.)
Billincoln: Woo! That was hilarious! Man, what a rush! Where have you been hiding this spunk, Nosebleed!? You know that kind of spunk could've been very useful for winning Lori's heart. But I guess a little too late for that, huh. Oh, who am I kidding!? That opportunity expired a long time ago!
(Clyde growls and grips his fists.)
Billincoln: Oh? You got another left out of you? If so, go ahead. Take another swing at me. (He nudges his face towards Clyde, ready to be punched again).
Clyde: Forget it. You're not worth my time, Loud. I regret ever meeting you that Halloween night years ago.
(Instead of giving Billincoln another blow, Clyde turns around and runs off home with tears running down his cheeks. Billincoln waves goodbye to Clyde.)
Billincoln: See you never, McBride! Your parents are obviously too weird to deserve a son like you! Come to think of it, their relationship is very complex!
(Billincoln was about to head inside but stops as he notices some blood on the side of his mouth.)
Billincoln: Oh, hello. (licks off the blood) Hm, not bad. Could use some salt though.
(Billincoln wipes the saliva off his face and goes inside the house. Unknown to him, three sisters watched the whole thing in shock. Leni, Lana, and Lucy looked at each other in surprise. Billincoln goes upstairs and enters his room. He closes his eyes and the camera zooms into his head. Inside, Bill appears with Lincoln looking depressed.)
Bill: Well, well, well. Look who's finally up from his nap.
Lincoln: (depressed) Stop. Please stop. It's too much. This is too much. I can't take this anymore. You almost destroyed my school, my family, and now my best friend.
Bill: Oh, don't you worry, kid. (pats Lincoln's head) This will all be over soon. Because now it's about time to put my real plan into action. (chuckles) Oh, and by the way, I might offer you a chance to see your family one last time before I 'seal the deal' with them. Toodles!
(He disappears. Lincoln started crying to himself as that happened.)
(The next morning, Lynn Sr. and Rita were walking around the siblings, whom were all sitting on the couch. Words cannot express how furious and upset they were.)
Lynn Sr: Kids, we have received word from an anonymous source that a few people have destroyed your rooms.
Rita: Normally, we would let you handle this on a civilized manner like we usually do. But this time we are going to step in!
(The Loud kids looked at each other.)
Lynn Sr: We heard about the nasty stuff you have said about our son. It was bad enough you guys didn't like his cooking the other night, but it's another thing when you not only destroy his prized possessions, but each other's as well.
Rita: And we all know who gets the blame.
(The Louds stare at Lana, Leni, and Lucy.)
Leni: But we aren't—
Rita: Zip it, fashion freak!
(Leni keeps her mouth shut)
Lynn Sr: I can't believe out of all the daughters we have in the family, even of Lola, it would be Lana, Leni, and Lucy to cause this disaster.
Rita: So, we are going to set this family straight! Expect some changes from the few of you!
(Billincoln was smiling devilishly to himself)
Lynn Sr: For starters, the three of you are going to improve yourselves! Lana, from now on, no more keeping new animals/pets, or being dirty of your liking! I still appreciate you fixing Vanzilla and the toilet, but you will be restricted from your hobbies. You might need to be cleaner like your twin.
(Lana gulped after hearing that.)
Rita: Leni, you will no longer sleep with Lori since you have lost her trust. You will sleep in the couch from now on. Not only that, but you are banned from buying your own clothes. You will still work at your job, but me and Lynn Sr, will be the ones to buy the clothes for you from now on.
(Leni shed a tear hearing that.)
Lynn Sr: And as for you, Lucy, we are hereby prohibiting you from your hobbies as well. Expect the most changes of you since that gloomy stuff you like will be no more!
Lucy: Understood.
Rita: And as for the rest of you, since this house was a complete mess like last time, we are ordering you to clean this place from top to bottom!
(The other Loud kids started to complain, but Billincoln blew out a whistle)
Billincoln: People, people, no need to make a big deal out of this!
Lynn Jr: What's it to ya?
Lola: Yeah, your room even got destroyed for no good reason!
Billincoln: Even with that being true, I cannot just stand by while you guys do all the hard work. Don't you remember what happened the last time a problem like this happened?
(All the sisters ponder about the events of the episode "Chore and Peace".)
Loud Sisters: Oh, yeah.
(Billincoln picks up a dustpan and broom)
Billincoln: I'd say we all do our part and clean up this place from top to bottom so that event won't happen again!
(The other sisters, apart from Lana, Lucy, and Leni, cheered in response. They rushed on over to pick up some cleaning supplies and got to work. Billincoln carried a vacuum cleaner while going inside the rooms to get rid of any dust bunnies and dirty areas on the floors. Lynn Jr formed some of the trash into little balls and threw them to the trash cans Luan was holding. Lori grabbed all the dirty clothes and put them inside the laundry machine. Lily crawled to any areas that seemed filthy so she can alert her siblings about it. Lisa held the garbage bags while Lola sprayed some anti-germ spray on the rooms. Although Leni, Lucy, and Lana were helping clean the house as well, they didn't do much since they usually try to talk to the other sisters but backfired when they ignored them. After a half-hour, the Loud House was clean. Lynn Sr and Rita were impressed.)
Rita: Wow! Did you see that?
Lynn Sr: Yeah! It only took them a half-hour this time!
Billincoln: No need to thank us! We are just doing our part! (glares at Leni, Lana, and Lucy) Unlike some people I know.
Rita: You know, you might be proving yourselves you can take care of yourselves when we are not around! Keep this up, and we might make it happen!
(Lynn Sr and Rita leave the living room.)
Billincoln: Alright, we did it!
(The other sisters cheered as well. They went back inside their rooms. As promised by the parents, Lana's pets were taken out of her room and placed outside. All her dirty belongings have been cleaned. Leni's fashion clothes were confiscated, leaving her with clothes that are the normal kind for a kid her age to wear. As for Lucy, the gothic stuff including Edwin and her coffin bed were taken, even her pet bat was confiscated. Plus, part of her room was painted pink now, and instead of her gloomy outfit, she was forced to dress the same way she did from the episode 'Back in Black'. And if that wasn't punishment enough, all three of them were ordered to sleep on the couch, away from their siblings. Later that night, as the siblings were about to sleep, Billincoln starts walking to Lisa's room.)
Billincoln: Here will be the next major plan of mine! I will need some help for this to work!
(Later in Lisa and Lily's room, Lisa was at her desk moping as well as she looks at her broken lab equipment.)
Lisa: (sighs) All of my research. All that effort. All that hard work, wasted.
Billincoln: (knocks on her door) Guess who!?
Lisa: What is it, brother sibling?
Billincoln: Aw, are you still upset about your destroyed lab research?
Lisa: (sighs) I still can't believe our gothic sibling would ever do this me.
Billincoln: Ah, don't let that get you down too much. What happened today was merely a setback. You can always start working on brand new research. Besides, you faced situations like this before and never let them stop you before and I know you still won't.
Lisa: You do make very valid statements. Thank you, Lincoln. I really appreciate your comfort. I also would like to thank you for standing up for me when Lola tried to accuse me for starting that fire at our school.
Billincoln: Of course, anything for my most favorite sister in the family!
(Scratch Record sound effect)
Lisa: (caught by surprise) I'm sorry, repeat that last statement.
Billincoln: What happened today was merely a set back?
Lisa: No, after that!
Billincoln: You faced situations like this before?
Lisa: No, no, no! The very last one!
Billincoln: Anything for my most favorite sister in the family?
Lisa: Yes, that! Am... am I really your most favorite sibling?
Billincoln: Why, does that bother you?
Lisa: No! It's just that... I assume that I would be the last person you would consider to be your favorite sibling.
Billincoln: Well that's just ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as princess accusing our most powerful sibling in the family.
Lisa: Powerful!? What makes you say that?
Billincoln: Well, you are the intelligent one of this family. What makes it unique is that you are a 4-year old girl who accomplished that! I never know anyone who can beat that!
Lisa: True, true, but what are you getting at?
Billincoln: Let me ask you something. What is the most powerful thing a human being could ever have in their possession?
Lisa: Well, I always say that knowledge is power.
Billincoln: Exactly! You're the only one who has the most intellect in the family, making you the most powerful sibling!
Lisa: (extremely flattered) Well... I... I uh... I normally have a response to everything, but I honestly don't have any response to that.
Billincoln: Say nothing of it. I'm just doing what I do best. Helping those in need. Especially to my most favorite sister.
(The camera is showing Lucy hiding behind the corner of Lisa and Lily's doorway. After hearing that statement, she begins to tear up and run off.)
Billincoln: Speaking of help, how about I lend you my full assistance on your new research.
Lisa: That would be very delightful, but first I must figure out where to start.
Billincoln: Actually, I might have an idea on where to start.
Lisa: What is it?
Billincoln: Ever thought about creating a gateway to different worlds, different dimensions, different realities!
Lisa: Hmmmm... I appreciate your efforts, dear brother, but your idea seems a bit illogical.
Billincoln: Ah, but that's because you lack the equipment and most of all... (runs to Lisa's chalkboard and grabs the chalk) the formula!
(Billincoln starts writing down lots of equations on the chalkboard. Lisa walks over to the chalkboard and observes.)
Billincoln: You see, my dear little sister. While I was browsing through the internet for no apparent reason, I came across these equations that not even so called "brightest of minds" couldn't solve. I thought to myself, "Hm, this seems very scientific. I should show this Lisa.", but that's not all I found. (flips the chalkboard to its blank side, rapidly starts drawing and moves to the side after he was done revealing an image of a portal) I also found these blueprints of what looks like a portal of some kind. I'm telling you little sis, when you pull this off, you'll become history! I see it now! (puts his arm around Lisa) "Lisa Loud, makes the biggest scientific discovery of all time at such a young age!" Everyone around the world will praise your name! People from the interplanetary council will admire your brilliance so much they'll make you the head of the council and our family will be so proud of you that they will give the most infinite amount of respect.
Lisa: (convenience) Alright! I'm in! I accept this project and begin its construction at once! (flips the chalkboard to side with the equations and analyze) Hmm, the equations won't take long for me to solve. (flips the chalkboard back to the side with the blueprints) However, there is still one problem. Beside not having the equipment and the materials to construct it, but by my calculations the scale of this mechanism is extremely large, and we'll need to find a place big enough to store it.
Billincoln: Oh, you can just count me in for that job. As for you, you can focus on cracking that equation.
Lisa: Hm, very well. Let me know once you obtain any necessary materials or location.
Billincoln: Will do! Man, we make such a great team! See you in a few!
Lisa: Lincoln, wait! Before you leave, there's something I want to give you.
(Lisa pokes her head out of her bedroom door to check if anyone was in hallway listening. Once she sees the coast is clear, she pulls her head back in and closes the door. She also closes her curtains. She ran to her closet and open its doors. She moved her hanged clothes out of the way revealing a keypad attached to the wall. She punches in the code, then at the center of the bedroom floor opens secret hatch revealing something glowing inside. Lisa goes to the open hatch, reaches inside, and pulls out a canister of some kind with glowing energy inside.)
Billincoln: Well hello, what do we have here?
Lisa: Lincoln, what I hold here in my hands is a canister full of pure Quantum Energy.
Billincoln: Whoa, ho, ho! Quantum Energy!? How did you get your small little hands on a power source like that!?
Lisa: Meh, I won this from one of my science exhibition as a first place prize.
Billincoln: Not that I'm complaining, but is it really wise for you to show me this? Surely you are aware of the infinite possibilities with a power source like this.
Lisa: Yes, I am aware of that.
Billincoln: Hang on, am I sensing a sign of trust from you?
Lisa: Yes, but it's not only my trust you're receiving. I'm also giving this to you as a sign of my gratitude.
Billincoln: Reeeeaaalllly! Well I was just flattered at first, but now I'm just completely honored!
Lisa: (lends the canister to Billincoln) Do you except my gift?
Billincoln: (grabs the canister) You know it!
Lisa: If you plan to use the Quantum Energy in any occasions, be sure it's used responsibility. Though I doubt you'll use it at all due to your average intelligence. Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to be offensive!
Billincoln: None taken. I might just use this as a cool lava lamp anyway. Well, better start doing my part of the job! See ya!
Lisa: Till next time, brother. (turns her attention to the equations)
(Billincoln exits out of Lisa's room, dashes towards his room and closes the door behind him. He starts chuckling evilly.)
Billincoln: Oh man! Talk about instant luck! What are the odds of me getting Quantum Energy in my possession? (sighs of relief) If only Four Eyes knew who she was really dealing with. Oh well, her loss.
(Billincoln grabs the top of the canister and slightly opens it. He makes a hand gesture over the canister and absorbs some of the Quantum Energy. He laughs as the energy flows through his body and his eyes starts glowing red.)
Billincoln: Oh yeah! Now that's what I'm talking about! Little Four Eyes wants me to use this responsibility, huh!? Why do that when I have better ideas on what to use on or use it on someone!? Speaking of which, back to the task at hand! For my plan to pull through, I'm going to need more than just brains. Time to find me some muscle! (looks at the mirror) Good thing Snowflake knows a few muscle heads and with this energy at my disposal; convincing them won't be much of a hassle. Like it ever is. (chuckles)