(I think the teaching scenes will be kinda boring, and will take up too much room for the good parts so I will just skip them to the final day. Yoshi walks in to the hospital)
Yoshi: "OK. This last day. Birdo talk almost good now. Just maybe one more lesson. But… Birdo did throw a pillow at Yoshi when me pretended to take lollipop. That was pretty silly of her… Birdo pretended to hide under covers when me came in… Maybe she really is childish girl… NO! Me just listening to Penny too much! That girl not exist! Besides, Birdo not even tickle me! Not even play sword fight! Neah! I just gonna finish this and be friends."
(Yoshi walks in)
Yoshi: "Hi Birdo!"
Birdo: "Hi Yozzi!"
Yoshi: "Birdo's voice almost perfect!"
Birdo: "Haha! Yossi teach me so kell! It all betause of Yossi!"
Yoshi: "Try closing teeth together and opening lips."
Birdo: "shike shis?"
Yoshi: "Yeah! That the sh sound! Now using that say Yoshi!"
Birdo: "Yo...shi!"
Yoshi: "That right! Nice job!"
Birdo: "Why Yoshi so mice to me anyway? I worked vor Wart…"
Yoshi: "All Yoshis deserve another chance. Jesus came for sinners. Not for the righteous. Me wanna be like him!"
Birdo: "Aw. Tanks Yoshi!"
Yoshi: "It fine! Now put tongue on top of teeth like thith"
Birdo: "though thay"
Yoshi: "That the *th* sound! Now say thanks!"
Birdo: "Thanks!"
Yoshi: "Birdo got it!"
Birdo: "Whoopee! Can me get lollipop?"
Yoshi: "Yoshi bring 5 this time!"
(Yoshi takes one out!)
Birdo: "…Th… anks Yossi- I mean Yoshi!"
(Birdo takes one out of Yoshi's hand.)
Yoshi: "Can me ask Birdo question?"
Birdo: "Uh-huh!"
Yoshi: "Why Birdo working for Wart in first place?"
Birdo: "*sigh* Wart such a mean man… It so long ago… I not want to work for Wart but when me just a kid-"
(Dr. Tank comes in)
Dr Tank: "Time's up! Today is the last day."
Yoshi: "Oh come on! Just five more minutes!"
Dr Tank: "You're lucky I let you keep the traitor here this long!"
Yoshi: "But Birdo gonna tell Yoshi story!"
Dr Tank: "Doesn't matter! I said get out! Either leave now, or you'll have the law on your hands."
Yoshi: "But what if me not see Birdo again?"
Birdo: "How about I come to Yoshi's house? Please Yoshi?"
Yoshi: "YAY! Yeah that great idea!"
Dr Tank: "Good, now get out!"
(Yoshi and Birdo leave the hospital and outside they are greeted by Penny)
Penny: "Yo Yoshi! What's up! I see you have Birdo with you!"
Birdo: "Hi."
Yoshi: "Yup! This Birdo! She able to walk right now so me no need to carry her."
Birdo: "Not that that wasn't kinda fun."
Penny: "Birdo, you seem to really like Yoshi huh?"
Birdo: "W-well…"
Yoshi: "Come on Penny. Drop it already!"
Penny: "Oh come on! Let her talk! Birdo, what do you think of Yoshi?"
Birdo: "No one ever treat me as nice as him. You the big meanie that said to leave me there! Yoshi much nicer then you."
Penny: "Um… Yeah… I take that back."
Birdo: "*sigh* whatever. No one like me anyway."
Yoshi: "That not true! Yoshi like Birdo!"
Birdo: "Why?"
Yoshi: "Because everyone deserve chance."
Birdo: "So me no better then Wart…"
Yoshi: "W-well… Birdo… uh…"
Birdo: "Yeah. Nothing. There no reason to like me."
Penny: "Oh come on Yoshi!"
Yoshi: "Birdo been good so far. Not mean like what me expected."
Birdo: "Yeah…"
Penny: "Well can you talk about Yoshi?"
Birdo: "Me not really know what to say."
Penny: "Well how do you feel about him?"
Birdo: "Uhm… Well… He a really really nice friend."
Penny: "Nothing more?"
Birdo: "ah… Me uh… Wait you just saying that to make fun of Yoshi for saving me right!? Stop it! There nothing like that! Yoshi not save me because Birdo tail look hot or any other reason that stupid like that! Yoshi no like me!"
Penny: "But do you "like" him?"
Yoshi: "Penny PLEASE stop!" Penny: "Haha! OK! Let the question go unanswered then"
Yoshi: "What Birdo like to do for fun?"
Birdo: "I like to be… No… Can't say that…"
Yoshi: "Can't say what?"
Birdo: "Me like to pret-… No"
Yoshi: "What?"
Birdo: "Uh… How about we play tic tac toe?"
Yoshi: "Seriously? That? How about the switch me brought and play Yoshi's crafted world!"
Birdo: "YAY! Me never play video game before. Is that alright?"
Yoshi: "Sure! It alright if Birdo lose! There an easy mode!"
Birdo: "OK!"
Penny: "I will just watch."
(Yoshi and Birdo play on the switch for about 30 minutes.)
Yoshi: "The left button is the eat."
Birdo: "OH! Do the different colored Yoshis have powers?"
Yoshi: "No. Me wish though!"
Birdo: "Why all of them boys?"
Yoshi: "Uh… Me no know."
Birdo: "I would like to play with pink girl Yoshi, like me!"
Yoshi: "haha… *yawn*… Is Birdo tired like Yoshi?"
Birdo: "A bit. But me wanna see Yoshi again!"
Yoshi: "My house right down street here, take first right, and house with two apple trees in front yard. Birdo can come at 3PM"
Birdo: "Cool! Me see Yoshi tomorrow at 3PM! Bye."
Yoshi: "WAIT! Me walk Birdo home!"
Birdo: "No… me rather... Go home … alone."
Yoshi: "NO! Me not want anything to happen!"
Penny: "Oh so there is more to how you feel Yoshi!"
Yoshi: "Penny you little-… Grrr! Stop making me so mad! Look come over here! One second Birdo!"
(Yoshi walks away from Birdo to a wall for privacy with Penny)
Yoshi: "Look, Birdo feels so bad about own self. She not have any friends, she feels like her swyer syndrome is the worst thing ever. Birdo depressed. Me not wanna kiss her, not think her tail is hot, not wanna see her in gross way, nothing. But me not want anything to happen to her. Me wanna make her happy. So PLEASE stop! No one but me ever treated her nice. I first one! I might be only one! So just BE QUIET ABOUT ALL THIS ROMANCE STUFF! She wanted to play Tic Tac Toe! COME ON! Do penny REALLY THINK that what Yoshi meant when me say childish!? Birdo did grow up, unlike me so me not want to marry her! PLEASE STOP! Me just want to make her happy."
Penny: "*sigh* alright. I won't ever bring it up again."
Yoshi: "GOOD! If Yoshi ever change mind, Penny will know. Me tell Penny."
Penny: "OK. You can walk her home now."
(Yoshi walks back only to find Birdo isn't there)
Yoshi: "Alright Birdo me ready to- Wait where'd you go?"
Penny: "Hm. Birdo? BIIIIIRDOOOOO!"
Yoshi: "I guess Birdo went home without me."
Penny: "Well. Guess you'll see her tomorrow at 3PM"
Yoshi: "Without you!"
Penny: "Yup! You and Birdo all alo-"
Yoshi: "I SAID QUIT!"
Penny: "Oh yeah. Sorry. Well, Bye Yoshi"
Yoshi: "Bye."
(Yoshi walks home and so does Penny.)
