Inspiration: Helltaker

Zeira pressed the remote's button then the screen began to static, it went static for a couple of seconds before it displayed an environment on the screen. It showed nothing but pitch black and emptiness. Curious about what this universe could be, she snapped her fingers summoning a long list of paper. Her eyes went wide and stood from her chair.

She went to Eri and Kota's seats and kneeled with one leg in front of them. "Eri, Kota, could the both of you stay in the other room for a bit, this viewing might not be right for your age and besides, I don't want to get into trouble with the admins running the servers."

The audience perked when she said admins and servers but chose not to pry any further. The two children looked at each other and just shrugged. They got out of their chair and went to the other room.

She then returned to her seat and resumed the viewing with the remote.

It was empty and dark, it looked like it was a place where nothing existed and nothing mattered. But a figure emerged from the shadows of the abyss, it was a ginormous fly, it had a white mane around its neck, four claws, and giant wings behind its back.

"W-What the hell is that!?", said Setsuna who looked terrified of the creature that appeared before them.

"I-I don't know", Monama said having the same expression her classmate has.

However, Shiozaki narrowed her eyes. Having been a Christian her entire life she had a knack for knowing the difference between a monster and a demon.

"Greetings little one. Please don't mind me. It is I, good old Beelzebub", The demon who was now known as Beelzebub introduced itself to you.

"Who the heck is Beelzebub?" Ojiro asks.

"In theological sources, predominantly Christian, Beelzebub is another name for Satan. He is known in demonology as one of the seven princes of Hell. The Dictionnaire Infernal describes Beelzebub as a being capable of flying, known as the "Lord of the Flyers", or the "Lord of the Flies". Shiozaki answered.

"Do you wish to know the story of the Helltaker little one?", you said yes to the creature and asked if we had a narrator, you answered no. "Why please allow me. It will be my pleasure."

"That thing seems too polite for a demon", Present Mic commented.

The scene began when Izuku who was half-naked woke up in his bed. He had that dream again a dream where he had a harem of demon girls. Izuku got up and got dressed. He knew that his dream was not easy to achieve. It could cost him his life.

"What?" Everyone questioned.

"Is he serious?", Ask Uraraka. Zeira however, noticed that she had a dark aura forming around her.

"Come on Uraraka, it's not like he's going to go to hell just to collect demon girls", Said Jirou patting Uraraka's back.

But he was determined to make his dream come to true, "When demon girls are involved, no price is high enough", Izuku said, as he ventures down hell.

Everyone just stared at him, as if he grew a second head. Was this version of Izuku serious, he would venture down to hell just to have his goddamn harem!?

-Helltaker OST: Vitality-

As Izuku was making down towards the first circle of hell, he noticed that there were a few skeleton bodyguards near. He ventured down and fought these behemoths that towered over him. He managed to beat them and quickly made his way down. Then he saw her, he made his way towards her and was finally able to introduce himself to her.

The demon wore a black suit, she wore glasses, her hair was white and in a ponytailed style, her eyes were crimson and looked tired, she also had a pointed tail, she was also holding a clipboard in her hand. This was Itsuka the tired demon.

"W-WHY AM I A DEMON!?", Itsuka roared. Class A tried to calm her down, but she quickly beat them down. This is one of the sacred rules in Class B, When The class president is angry don't tell her to calm down. Monama shuddered as he remembered the day when she lost her shit and beat him with an inch of his life, apparently, she was growing tired of the fact that he always complains of how Class A gets better treatment than them.

"Name's Itsuka, Hell's Customer Service. How may I serve you?" she asks Izuku. He then notices the eye bags she had on her eyes, the poor girl was tired, so being the Giga chad that he is offered his help instead.

"Does young Midorya, think that it's going work?" All Might ask Aizawa.

"I doubt it", He said while sipping his coffee

"Sweet of you to offer. I could really use some coffee. I'm not myself without it.", She said while fixing her glasses. It was a SUCCESS.

Aizawa spat his coffee. It actually worked!?

The both of them were now traversing the second circle of hell, they noticed that the ground was filled with spikes. "Since we travel together, I might as well do my job. You've noticed how exploring hell takes a lot of will? In hell, if you run off on will – die.", Itsuka said

The audience just stared in shock. What is even the point of going to hell just to risk your life for sharply dressed demon girls? They then remembered what he said earlier. "When demon girls are involved, no price is high enough." They just sighed and hope that his stupidity doesn't kill him.

"Walking trough spikes takes twice the will. The trick is to spend as little time on spikes as possible. Thank you for relaying on Hell's Customer Service. How would you rate your overall satisfaction with provided help, on a scale from 1 to 10?" She asks him. He gave her 10. She looks tired and somebody needs to give appreciation for the girl's hard work. "Whoa… Never got a ten before…. Thank you for your feedback.", She thanked him.

Itsuka blushed a little. Even in her class, she was underappreciated, so hearing Izuku complementing her work was foreign to her.

Making his way through the second circle was fairly easy, he did step on some spikes but, that's nothing he can't handle. Then he saw her. The demon wore a similar outfit Itsuka had, her hair was white and had hearts on top of it, her eyes were radiating with lust. This was Mei, the Lustful Demon.

Mineta, who we forgot was still strapped to his chair with duct tape on his mouth was struggling to get out of its holds. Seeing Izuku who was surrounded by beauties was something he can't forgive. But the chair remained its hold on him and he screamed, but couldn't due to the tape in his mouth.

Mei on the other hand couldn't help but blush at her other-self. Being the thinker that she is, she didn't really care much about her body as long as she makes her babies, she was happy, but seeing her other self, boosted her confidence, maybe after this, she and Izuku could hang out more often. She thought.

"You and me. Now" She said, full of lust. But Izuku can't don't get him wrong he would totally sleep with Mei, but sharply dressed demons come first. "No time. Busy gathering girls.", he said to her. "

"Demon harem? You, poor fool… They will rip you to shreds, and I HAVE to see this.", She said. That's another demon girl added to the harem.

"Guess I'm added to the harem huh?", Said Mei and looked at Itsuka who nodded at her way.

They reached the third circle. They notice the lack of bodyguards and more spikes on the ground. He then looked at the two and asked for advice to pass the puzzle. "Advice? Easy. Skip all the puzzles, gather all the bitches, and let's engage in proper harem activities.", Sai Mei.

The audience facepalmed.

"Wow, great advice Mei. Great advice.", Said Mina.

Itsuka sighed, "Please, forgive Mei. Most demons are like her. Lust for sin is our blood, hard to keep it in check.", She said. She fixed her glasses and looked at Izuku, "As for the puzzle… Try to not spend too much time kicking around those undead slaves and you should be fine."

Izuku then walked towards the spiked path, it was painful, but his thirst for sharply dressed demon girls can are too strong to be willed over by hell. He then grabbed the key, then took out one of the undead bodyguards. He went over to the golden locked door, he opened it and was surprised to see three people. Their outfits were similar to the two, their eyes were pure crimson, they had ears that resembled a lot like a cat. This was Mandalay, Pixie-Bob, and Ragdoll, who was known as the Wild, wild pussycats

The audience had to do a spit take on what was happening to the screen. Their eyes couldn't believe it, the top support heroes were in hell and they were going to be added into Izuku's harem. Now they understood why Zeira wanted to keep Kota and Eri out, she didn't want to scar the poor boy and knowing that his brother figure was going to date his aunt!

The three of them looked at Izuku, their eyes gleaming with excitement, they rushed at him at full speed and bombarded him with questions, "Are you human?", said the Tomoko on the right, "A real human?", said Ryuko on the left. "Please take us with you!", this time Shino who was in the middle said.

"Deal. No questions asked.", He said to them. "Yes! At last! It's time to corrupt the mortal ream!" they all exclaimed together.

Everybody just rubbed their temples. How are they going to explain this to Kota and Eri when they get back?

They were now traversing the fourth circle of hell. Izuku who was bored of walking attempted to start a conversation with the five. "You don't look like you need help with this one. Or you just wanted to talk?", asks Itsuka.

He was about to answer when the Wild, wild pussy cats sniffed the air. "Hey, do you smell that? Orange, berries, and… vodka?", they said. Their eyes widen as they knew who this scent was. "There's no doubt. That's got to be Jirou. She acts hard to get, but maybe you'll figure her out. Then we will all hang out and it's going to be FUN!", they all exclaimed.

"Hm, I wonder what type of demon I'll be", Jirou wondered. She may be a demon in this universe, but she was curious to see what type is she going to be.

"Maybe you'll be a drunkard?", Said Denki who snickered. His comment was then earned by a stab in his eye by her earphone jacks.

He then approached Jirou, who had white-colored hair, her hair reached her neck, she had crimson-colored eyes and wore a similar outfit to Itsuka. He noticed that she had a sour look on her face. This was Jirou, the Sour Demon.

The audience couldn't take it anymore. They all laughed, minus Jirou who looked like she was going to kill a bitch. She quickly silenced them with her glare. This seems to stop them from laughing but, some still snickered in silence.

"Great, more braindead idiots… Never seen your ugly face before. What are you playing at?", she asks him.

He then answered, "I'd sure love to play a game with you.", this seems to brighten her mood, and asks "Like what… video games? Sure, why not. As long as you're okay with turn-based strategies." Another one to the harem.

"How many demon girls is he going to collect?", wondered Sero.

Shoto then smirks and looks at him, "Want to make a bet?", he asks him.

"All right I bet he's going to get 10 girls by the end", Sero said confidently.

"Hm, 11 for me", Shoto said as he placed the money on the table.

The six of them entered the fifth circle of hell, he then asks Jirou if she has any advice that she could give him. "What? Never played rhythm-based dungeon crawlers, have you? If the rhythm of the spikes is not your like, just kick some rocks around until it does." She advised.

Then the wild, wild pussy cats sniffed the air, "This place stinks of smoke. Mina must be close by.", they said. Jirou's eyes went wide, "Oh no… Please no…", she pleaded.

"I wonder why she doesn't want to see me?", Mina wondered.

"You two probably have some issues together.", Said Yaoyuzuru.

Izuku then traversed the fifth circle, he killed a bodyguard as he was finding the key. He looked to his left only to find the key, he went back up and kicked the boulder to make his way up top. He kicked it once more then proceeded to walk up to Mina.

She had a piercing on her face, she wore a red shirt, she also had a cross around her neck, and she was holding a cigarette. This was Mina, the Bitch Demon.

Mina who was angry shot up from her chair and yelled, "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A BITCH YOU OVERGROWN FLY!?".

Katsuki who sitting in his chair laughed, "O-Oh man, s-she got you good.", he said and continued laughing.

She walked towards him and smiled, "Yo. I've heard about your harem. I'm in.", she casually said. Izuku who was feeling a little bit uncomfortable took a step back, "Wait. I have a feeling I'll regret it." She smirks and lets out a puff of smoke in from her mouth, "Too bad, I'm coming anyway. Go ahead, try to stop me.", She insists, almost too eager to get hurt. And that's another member added to the harem, I think?

Sero leaned over to Denki's side, "Is Mina in this universe what I think she is?", he asks.

"I don't know man. I don't know.", Denki said.

They made their way through the sixth circle. He then looked at Mina hoping for some advice, "Don't look at me for puzzle hints. I'm not a nerd. Maybe go kill yourself on some spikes. It'll be amusing."

Everybody then proceeded to look directly at Mina. "W-What's that look for huh!?"

"Great advice Mina. Great advice.", Mei said.

Jirou grumbles, "My sister's always like that. I can't believe you invited her…", she said in irritation. "Yeah. What were you thinking, man? Glad you invited Jirou, though. She spends too much time, all alone, playing the nerdiest video games I've ever seen.", she said in a series of laughs.

"Can you please shut up?", said Jirou, finally having enough of her sister making fun of her. "Do you know how turned on she gets while playing them? That one time she…". She was about to say her sister's secret when Jirou went up to him and beg to kill either one of them, "Kill one of us. Me or her. Please. Fast."

Izuku then offered to kill them both but was stopped by Itsuka who hold on to his shoulder and said, "Just leave them be. You get used to it, eventually." He nodded and went straight back to his task at hand.

He kicked the boulder to the left then onto the right, he then went down and kicked the middle one, he then proceeded to kick the first boulder and walked through the spikes, he then kicked a bodyguard next to a wall cornering it. Izuku then turned to his right to find the key. He then returned to where he kicked the guard, he then spotted it and destroyed it. He then pushed and destroyed a couple of more boulders and guards then he spotted her.

She was different than the past girls he had encountered in hell. She had a white dress and white pants and gloves on her hands, her eyes were silver, unlike the demons in hell she doesn't have a horn nor pointed tail, instead, she had a halo on top of her head with a ribbon tied beside her hair. This was Uraraka, the Curious Angel.

"Why is Uraraka-chan in hell if she's an angel?", asks Tsuyu who was confused about why her friend is hell.

"At least you look cute.", said Momo, complimenting her classmate.

"Thank you.", she said with a small blush on her face.

She looked at him. "Oh, my heavens! What would a living human be doing in hell? Most unusual.", she said curiously about why a mortal soul is in hell. He answered that he was looking for demons. She then took her note pads and started writing, she looked at him with interest, "Oh, you too? Let me guess, thesis on Modern Sin? Or is it Demonology? We should join forces." And just like that, another de-angel was added to the harem.

"Guess we now know why she's called the curious angel", Shoto said.

Izuku was now then at the seventh circle of hell and as usual, he asks for advice, "This one looks tricky. Might require some testing to find the perfect order of moves. Please, take your time. Miss Mei is sharing with me her considerably view on love", she said completely ignoring that he might die if he fails.

"…things can get, violent, so moderation is important. People die if you love them too much.", Mei said to Uraraka. "How fascinating. Please expand on that. I want to know all the details."

He kicked the boulder in the top right side then proceeded to kill the guard that was blocking the other boulder, he then went down to the spiked path and killed the guard who was guarding the key. He pushed the boulders out of the way and finally saw his target.

She wore similar outfits like the rest (except Uraraka) and wore sunglasses, she also tied her hair to a ponytail and wore red-colored combat gloves, this was Ryukyu, the Awesome Demon.

Everybody in the room was stunned in silence. The Ryukyu who was the no. 10 pro hero in japan was going to part of the harem!? While most some people were in an uproar, a certain pervert was seething with rage. He was gritting his teeth, looked at the other version of Izuku, and tried to scream 'You, lucky bastard!'.

She looked at him in amazement and placed her hand on her chin, "Yo, did you just solve that puzzle? That's awesome!", she said. "It took some work. Want to join my harem? He flatly said out to her. Ryukyu grins "You don't have to ask me. I'd never miss a party."

"Did he just asked her to join his harem and she just gladly said yes!?", Everybody (except Zeira) yelled. In which Zeira replied with a shrug.

They were now at the eighth circle of hell. They saw a long line of demons in front, but Izuku just skipped the line and kicked who was in front. He was nowhere face to face of the ruler of hell. This was Nemuri, the CEO of Hell.

"What!?", everybody yelled. I mean who can blame them; it's not every day you find out that their teacher and co-worker be the literal queen of hell.

Nemuri who was shaking her wine looked at Izuku and smiled, "We finally meet at last. You've proved yourself worthy bypassing all my trials. Pledge your soul to me and I'll make you my most treasured slave."

"No, thanks. But can you join my harem.", he said to her who looks like she was not impressed.

"What the hell is that idiot thinking!?", Katsuki who looked afraid for his friend's safety.

"What are you trying to accomplish? You think you can enslave demons to your will?", she said with a bit of venom in her voice to him. He then offered her a proposal, "I can offer coffee, turned-based strategies, and chocolate pancakes."

Everybody just stared at him dumbfoundedly and thought 'Is this idiot serious!?'

Nemuri who still had the same look from earlier finally spoke, "Really? Is that it? You come here, and try to buy me over with pancakes?"

Everybody who was now at the edges of their seat closed their eyes. They don't want to see Izuku die because of his stupidity.

She then grinned and said, "You're lucky I have a thing for pancakes. I think you've convinced me. That harem of yours may prove to be entertaining after all."

"I-It actually worked.", Present Mic stuttered.

"I don't know anymore.", Aizawa said who got up from his seat, he had his sleeping bag in his hands and went to the side and slept.

They now made it to the final circle of hell, there was no bodyguard's insight only boulders. He can see hell's gate now, finally, he was almost done. "Just look at all this mess. It seems nobody used the hell's gate in quite some time… Makes me wonder how did you get here in the first place.", Nemuri questioned.

"It looks like he can do miracles. He somehow got you out of your office after all.", Ryukyu said with a grin. "True. He's the first one to not take the slave offer.", she said with a smile on her face. "For a second there, I hoped he would give YOU a slave offer."

'Unforgivable!', Mineta said, who tried to scream.

"Ryu… Don't give people ideas that will get them murdered.", she said with a grin. "Oh, come on. I'm sure you'd enjoy some maid roleplay.", Ryukyu joked.

Izuku now went and pushed all the boulders out of his way. He found the key that will get finally get them out of hell. Finally, just a couple of more steps, he thought. But just then a voice was heard. "YOU TRULY THOUGHT YOU COULD JUST WALK AWAY? AFTER ALL, YOU HAVE DONE?", the voice said.

He then felt something from his chest, a dagger, a dagger that pierced his heart. He then felt the biting cold of chains on his skin. Followed by fire, burning the flesh off his bones.

The audience was lost for words. They just saw their friend died, in a cruel manner. Some covered their mouths others threw up and others were openly crying. They saw their friend died and they couldn't do anything about it.

Izuku felt as if he'd died a thousand deaths. Yet as the flames subsided… Somehow, he felt as if he was still alive. "I ONLY JUST FOUND YOU, TRESPASSER! SO, DON'T DIE ON ME YET. WE WILL SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER, YOU AND I.", he heard earlier said.

"H-He's alive!", Present Mic said.

He looked up and finally saw the source of the voice. It was a woman with long white hair and had bunny ears on top of her head. She wore a black vest, black pants, and wore gauntlets. This was Miruko, the High Prosecutor.

"IGNITE THE SIN MACHINE! SUFFERING MUST BE MADE!", Miruko yelled.

Helltaker OST: Epitomize

Izuku realized that he was in an arena, the platform was moving and he saw spikes at the end of both sides. He then saw spectral chains were summoned, he dodged the chain that approached him but realized that another set of chains were summoned at his right side, he dodged the chains and realized that the platform had stopped. He then looked at his sides that there were two huge chains. He approaches one of the chains but he felt something in them, he can feel anger radiated through them, but he quickly dismissed these thoughts and destroyed the chain, he then went over to the other chain and destroyed it.

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THE SIN MACHINE, TRESPASSER? SURRENDER AND LET IT CONSUME YOU!", she said to him. But The wild, wild pussy cats cheered him on, "No, wait! Don't give up! You need to get us out of here!" The three of them said. Itsuka grumbles, "And I'm still looking forward to my coffee."

Mirko crossed her arms and closed his eyes, "LEAVE HOPE! HIS FATE IS SEALED." Nemuri frowned, "Rumi, dear. This man may not know it, but he belongs to me. Could you please not damage him?", she reasoned, however, the prosecutor didn't listen, "BE SILENT! REAL WORK IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!"

Everyone looked worried for their friend's safety.

The chains were beginning to move faster than before, he was dodging left and right, up and down but one of the chains hit him causing some blood to spill. Just like before huge spectral chains were summoned at the side of the bridge. He touched the chains like before, but this one radiated greed, he did not know why these chains were showing signs of sins but he did know that by destroying these chains will he be able to escape.

"THOSE CHAINS THAT BIND YOU ARE MADE OF THE THINGS THAT BROUGHT YOU HERE. YOUR EGO. YOUR GREED. YOUR LUST. YOU ARE YOUR OWN TORTURER." She said with a maniacal grin. "Enough! High Prosecutor, I order you to stand down at once!", Nemuri ordered. "NO AUTHORITY STANDS ABOVE PUNISHMENT!"

"Keep going, Rumi! You are on a roll!", Ryukyu said as she cheered for her friend. Uraraka who was still writing on her notepad looked at the fight with a gleam, "Yes, please continue. This is A+ material so far.

"I'm supposed to be the goddamn Queen of Hell! Why is nobody ever listening to me?", the CEO of hell complained, her face was red and her eyes were leaking with tears.

The teachers sighed. They may not be a king or queen of hell, but they do know the pain when their student never listens to you.

As before, he dodged a series of chains, up and down left and right. He waited until those huge chains appear on the side of the bridge. The chains then appeared on the side of the bridge, this time the chains radiated lust. But he did before he destroyed the chains, he already went this far he can't give up now.

"YOU TRULY THINK YOU CAN BREAK FREE OF THOSE SHACKLES?", she asks him as chains surrounded her body and tied her, "YOU SHOULD KNOW… HOPE LEADS TO DISAPPOINTMENT, AND DISAPPOINTMENT TO DESPAIR. CHAINS OF DESPAIR ARE THE MOST DELIGHTFUL."

"You must be cursed Jirou. You just found a fellow nerd and he's already done for.", Mina said with a cigarette in her hand. "Knowing my luck, he played Necropolis anyway.", Jirou sighs. Meanwhile, Mei looked at him lustfully and muttered, "I should've kept him for myself after all…"

"YES! REGRET EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE!", she exclaimed. Izuku then said, "I love how you did your hair."

The audience was looking at him deadpanned and thought of only one thing "Is he fucking serious!?" Who the hell flirts in a life and death situation and let's not forget that the fact that he is flirting with the very tormentor of the sinners herself.

"LIEEEEEES! THEY WON'T SAVE YOU FROM YOUR FATE!", she said. "I also really like the claws.", he replied. By now Miruko who was now flustered, covered a part of her face to hide her blush said, "IS THAT SO? IN THAT CASE, THANK YOU! I GUESS? NOW LET'S GET BACK TO SUFFERING!" and just like that her personality did a quick 180 degrees as she resumed to his torture.

As like before chains were summoned left, right, up, and down. He kept on dodging until four spectral chains were summoned to hold the bridge, these chains were radiating with despair. He destroyed each one of them and Miruko jumped down from on top of the bridge.

"ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE THE REAL PAIN BEGINS?", she said. He then looked at her and smiled, "Only thing I regret is not seeking you sooner."

The audience just facepalmed. "That's got to be the cheesiest line I have ever heard in my life." They all said.

"QUIT YOUR CHEAP FLATTERIES! YOU MAKE MY JOB DIFFICULT!", she snarled. "Did I mention how much I love your hair?", he said to her causing her to sigh in annoyance. "Look. I don't really want to do this. But the pacts have been sealed. Nothing will prevent your damnation. However, … I could postpone your torment a few years if you could leave and never disturb hell again. Our fates are one. I will you and you'll suffer. But it does not have to be today…", She said in a rarely calm voice.

"SO, CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!", she said back to her prosecutor mode. However, they just stood there still looking at each other, she then started to get annoyed, "I SAID YOU ARE FREE TO GO! BEGONE! WHAT? YOU WANT TO INVITE TO HAREM? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!", she said.

And then she looked at Izuku with hopeful eyes, "You'd share a rood with an immortal avatar of pain, blood-sworn to murder you through torture?" she asks. But Izuku smiled at her, "Wouldn't want it any other way." Mirko then looked at him and said, "Wait, You're serious?", and to which he replied with a nod.

She sighs, "Well, seeing how far off proper ritual we are already, I might as well give it a shot.", she said. IT WAS A GLORIOUS SUCCESS.

They can't believe what they were seeing, Izuku who was a normal human just traversed hell just to obtain a harem of demon girls actually succeeded. And not just any regular demons, these demons were one of the most powerful beings in their world!

Thus, his journey has come to an end. He has successfully taken girls from hell. And was henceforth known as the Helltaker. It was, however, not an easy life to live. It was sure to be short and full of suffering. But life is full of suffering no matter how you live it. So, you might as well have some fun when you're at it.

They smiled at the philosophical speech Beelzebub has given. They will come a time where all of them will face adversaries that will question their worth. But they will be ready for it.

Helltaker OST: Luminescent

The scene now changed. They were in a two-floored house in the world of the living, Izuku who was now wearing a red shirt with an apron on top and white pants was serving pancakes to everyone in the house. He then went to Nemuri who was in the kitchen baking chocolate pancakes. She then grabbed herself a plate and a fork, she took a bite at one and her face was in pure bliss, "And it's SOOO good…"

"Thanks for the help.", he thanked her for her help with making the pancakes. "Don't mention it. It's the least I can do. Though I have to say, I still can't figure out how you get them perfectly thin every time. And the way you spin them in the air. There must be some sorcery involved." "Experience", Izuku casually said. "Yeah sure better go and give everyone their pancakes.", she said while eating her share.

"Hey is it just me or do they act like a newlywed couple?", Mina said, who nudged her elbow to Tsuyu.

"I see what you mean. Ribbit", said the frog.

Izuku then walked up to Mei who was reading a comic titled Spider Season, "Pancakes", he said. However, she ignored him and continued reading her book. "You're reading… romantic comedy?", he asks. "Never heard of this "romance" stuff before. It's the kinkiest thing I've ever seen. Maybe I've been doing things wrong all this time?"

"What, want to go on a date?" he asks her. Her face was now crimson, steam was coming out on top of her head and she covered her face with her book, "I've always known you were a perverted degenerate."

"Says the demon who is the literal embodiment of lust.", said Jirou.

He then walked up to Ryukyu with his plate of pancakes. "Pancakes.", he said, and in which she grabbed one and started to much it, "Awesome. I have a question though." "Shoot", he said. "The girls say you never take off your shades. Why is that?", she wondered. "I could ask you the same.", he countered. "Oh, me? It's because I'm blind.", she said lifting her glasses up.

The audience winced. They could never imagine that the no. 10 hero in this universe was blind.

She then put her shades back on and grinned, "That's my story. Care to share your?" She asks, and Izuku then started to sweat "Maybe one day…" he said. "Oh come, the girls are starting to bet. I'm losing 10 bucks if you don't have laser vision."

Everybody sweatdropped at her statement.

Izuku then walked up to Itsuka with his plate of pancakes and a coffee in hand. "Pancakes and coffee." Itsuka smiled and took the coffee from Izuku's hand, she then drank from it and her face was now full of sadism, "Ah! The "Tired Demon" no longer."

Everyone in Class b was now scared for their lives. This was one of the few reasons why they always want to be on her good side, they want the caring class representative. But if they pushed the wrong buttons if they piss her off, she could literally turn into a sadist, who loves torturing them just for the fun of it.

"Is it over-extracted again?", he asks her. "Oh no… It's quite alright actually. You even filtered it properly this time. Keep it up and you might still survive the day with no fingers broken.", she said. "Yeah…" he said while a few sweats dropped on his face. "But do feel free to mess it up. The local hospital proved quite competent so far.", she said, daring him to mess up. "Next one at 5:15 pm, double expresso yes?", he asks her. "It's your job to remember. Not mine."

He then walked to Jirou who was playing a game on her phone. "Do know how hard it is to find a new turn-based strategy we could play? Almost everything mankind produced is either a half-assed sequel or a shitty rip-off." She complained.

"I would like to play them anyway." He said to her. She grumbled, "Same here, unfortunately." She then took out a bottle of vodka, "We will need a lot of alcohol."

"Hah, I told you were a drunkard!" Denki exclaimed.

"Shut it Pikachu!" Yelled Jirou.

Izuku walked up to Mina with a plate of pancakes, "Pancakes." "Sure. But I could use some fire", she said while snapping her fingers to summon an ember in an attempt to lit her cigarette. He sighed, "No smoking in the house." He warned. "Or what? You'll punish me? Go ahead, I've been a very bad girl." She moaned. "You'd like that wouldn't you?" He smirked. "Go screw yourself." She said with a blush.

"I knew it!" Sero exclaimed.

"Knew what?" Mina asks while a dark aura was surrounding her.

"N-nothing," he said nervously.

He then walked towards Uraraka who looked like she was having an existential crisis, "Pancakes." How long have I been here?" she asks him. "A few weeks" he answered. "It feels like forever. The things I've seen… The things I've done… I could write a spectacular paper on this, but nobody would believe me. It's just too surreal." She said to him. "Oh…"

"And my research has barely scratched any surface. Want to join me in my studies today?" she offered. He sighed and grabbed one pancake and gave it to her, "You study too much. Eat your pancakes."

"Geez, take a little break would you." Said Setsuna.

He then walked towards the triple demon, "Pancakes". The three of them were sweating, and averted their eyes away from his, "We messed up." He pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed, "Harassing neighbors again? What did you do?" He questioned. But the three of them remained quiet. "Why are the police at the door?" he asked again but the three still remained quiet.

He then walked towards Miruko who was in high prosecutor mode, "Pancakes." "TRESPASSERS SEEK TO INVADE OUR DOMAIN! SHOULD I DISPOSE OF THEM?" she asks him. "No need. I'll take care of this." She grumbles and took a pancake, "Sure have fun."

As he approached the door, he heard voices coming outside. "Police! Open the door." He opened the door and gave the full plate of pancakes to the officers. The officer just rose an eyebrow while looking at the plate, "Oh, thanks. We still have questions though."

The screen turned black and was shown a picture of them who were having the time of their lives. The triple demons were serving drinks, Izuku and Ryukyu were lifting their glasses up, Mei who was embracing Izuku's chest passionately, Jirou who was clinging on her bottle of vodka, Mina was drunk out of her mind, Itsuka was sleeping, Nemuri was smiling with a drink in her hand, Rumi who pumping his hands, and Uraraka looking at Rumi's boobs.

And that was the story of Helltaker. Narrated you by good old Beelzebub. Quite a silly tale, I know. To be honest… downright abhorrent, actually. A horrible story about horrible people. But perhaps… you found some joy in it. Maybe a laugh or two? Still… thank you for keeping this old fly some company. Until next. THE END. And then the screen turned black

Zeira looked at the audience, "Well what do you think?"

Some were still trying to fathom what did they just see. And some gave their answers.

"Well, it was nice that they were all happily living together." Said Shoto.

"Well, I'm glad you liked it," Zeira said with a smile. She then turned around and cupped her hand around her mouth, "Ok Eri and Kota you can come in now." Said two then entered the theater.

"So, what did we miss?" The both they asked.

"Nothing!" All of them said.

"All right, now that we're all here, we can get started with the fourth universe," Zeira said with the remote in her hand.

"Wait not yet." Said Shoto. Everyone looked at him confused.

"Sero, I think you owe me a couple of bucks." Said Shoto with a shit-eating grin. While Sero who was grumbling took out his wallet and took a couple of bucks and gave it to Shoto.

"Alright, we can start now." Said Shoto while counting his winnings. Zeira then pressed the button on the remote and the screen began to static.

Authors Note: This has got to be one of the longest chapter I wrote. Anyways sorry for the delay, I had to apply for college and get the required papers. Also if you're wondering why I didn't include Beelzebub is because I was too lazy to do the secret ending.

So here is the character list:

Izuku = Helltaker

Itsuka = Pandemonica

Mei = Asmodeus

Mandalay, Ragdoll, and Pixie-bob = Cerberus

Jirou = Malina

Mina = Zdrada

Uraraka = Azazel

Ryukyu = Justice

Midnight = Lucifer

Mirko = Judgement

Also, the next chapter is going to be either Bloodborne or Bleach