Chapter 4

The next day i was in my room listening to the newest BTS song, 『 』

Suddenley, da door opened!

It was Extra-chan! She was a roommate that was in my Slytherin room. And she was ok even though she was such an extra.

"Whatcchu listenin to estique-"

I stared at her like she was a monkey (she kind of was). "..go on…!"

"?" she was such a FrEaKING peaSANT-

But then her eyes widened. "No, YAMETE, Im sorry i said your name wrong, estique-sama!"

"and now you may be fed twice a week!" she whooped.

"Send her to the dungeons for forgetting to refer to me as sama!" I tell my Right-Hand-Man, extra-senpai!

"But aren't we already in the dungeons?"

"Send her to the dungeons for talking smack to me, extra-chan-san-senpai!" I tell my real Right-Hand-Man™, extra-chan-san-senpai. He was there when no one was. with his unrememberable face and dull personality, I knew we'd hit it off. Or was that extra-sama-senpai-san-sama-kun?

Next to extra-chan-san-senpai was extra-san, extra-tan and extra. They were all three different people that looked exactly the are all so happy that I gave them all unique special nicknames and in return they call me Estique-sama. As they should. Not that I am in any way arrogant tehe 3

"ALL LOVE ESTIQUE-SAMA-SAN-KUN-CHAMA!" said extra-kun. He got lost a lot and so we let him stay. I'm so nice, you know?

But suddenrei I remember yesterday! When I was confessed to by doodledorks mONEY-I-I mean by Dumbledore's weaboo son. And I need to give him an answer or else he'll tOtALLY TeLL EverYONe aND tHeN IlL Be SUCH A PLEB IN SCHOOOL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

I dun wanna d8 a weeaboo but kind of have to, for dat sweet MONEY. I started to cry tears of crystalz.

They kinda hurt.

But den suddenrly, I saw c00l boi TOOOTALLY stalking me. He was crouched on the top of the ceiling, kinda like a Spiderman™.

"C00l Boi™! You came to rescue me!" I shouted in a flirty way.

He stared at me. I looked away shily.

5 hours passed. I'm pretty sure he was asking for my hand in marriage btw!

Then the left out of the window and I sighed. In that entire time my tearz didn't stop.

The agony of the tearz made realize that I should just take sum advice from my favorite person in the entire world, which is me!

And I say letz negoti8 with draconinius! Surely asking nicely if I can stop dating this cringefest human will get me out of this highly-inappropriate, not-at-all-agreed-to, corrupt and very weird relationship will definitely work! Just another day in the life of Estique Maroon du Rose Uchiha-Todoroki-Bakugou, ehe!

L8tuh dat dAY

"EAT!" I shouted.

"Nomnomnom" said Ron. The door vanished.

And then I stepped into Dumbledore's office. Dumbledore was in a corner doing principal stuff and his son drocanicus was alsp tehre watching avatar the last airbender like the absolute noob he was. "wow aang-san sugoi" he said in a pleb voice.

I look at ron, my faithful henchman."I planted cookies in Ginny's backpack. Go!" and USAIN RON was born.

There was dumbledores son, draconicus. He was 12 yrs but also a literal ew weeb. So. He looked really happy to see me.

"Oh, Estique! Kokoro no junbi is not ready! Ur amazingly authentic japanese beauty is too strong for my gaijin unworthy eyes..." he said sadly.

"wut? No, I am here to tell u, dat I want your money. Very much."

"Yukata!"

"Yes, yes, 'yukata'. freaking weeaboo…"

"Hai!"

"But anyway, I don't want to b ur girlfriend, like, at all. So can I please have your money? Without dating you? And can you also like go away? So you don't embarrass me infront of my superawesome edgy friends, you gross weirdo noob?"

Draconicius was shook! "Nani, Estique-chan, Watashi wa-

THEN SUDDENREI!

The C00l boi™ swooped in and kicked Dumbledore son out of a window without his wand!?.

I. GASPED.

TO BE CONTINUED.