The group at table [Vampire red priest, three Neko girls in bloom and the Kitten.] finally began they feast, as the working maid Savii 2.0 managed to set a home video set and TV screen on the wall for them to watch the supposedly safe video about Fizzi romantic story whit certain fox.

So the video started, and after the title 'Love stories of certain fox: Fizzi's Arc.' Become a single line on black screen declaring info about the income scene: [The first date.]

Of course the scene displayed slot for four customers in some family restaurant. And pair of those customers was already siting in next to each other. Newdori [closer to the alley] and Fizzi [right next to the window] was obviously nervous while waiting for someone to appear, which will sit on other side of the table.

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The red priest was of course skeptic. "Okay Fizzi, what the hell? You pull me out of my stuff, because the 'chick' decided at the last minute to make you date a double date. Did at last one of you realize how awkward it can become if you two will just silently stare at each other? But as much the double date looks promising at start, I already starting to regret my decision to come here." He looks directly at the camera. "Especially when there is this: generic French Loli artist school student girl from Paris, whit 'high-tech' camera on her beret [cap]. Who act as movie making prodigy that currently crafting her debut getting materials for romantic movie as some kind of school project?" He looks at her business card in his hand and then looked at his friend. "You do realize that this can be pretty fast turned into blackmailing, right? Especially when she gives her business card to an obviously suspicious person."

"Hey, hey, I appreciate you care and loyalty man. The girl that we going to meet told me that she care about bunch of these girls, so maybe she got panic attack, and randomly grabbed someone as moral support. Maybe she needs some extra moral support for her to come out from corner. Or this one simply wanted to check us first. Relax I don't think that her 'sensei' will have any malicious intent if this come smoothly."

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"Thanks for that update buddy. If this is truly sincere intent from her, then you can count on my support. But I will not promise to start dating her mental support pillar. So don't even dare to try bringing it up. Speaking of update, how did you even manage to get a date? Did she stuck somewhere and you pulled her out?"

"Well, one time I was doing my performance as usual. But she laughed, and laughed to the point she trip. I catch her into my arms, and make pun on which she continue laughing. And I continue making jokes to the point she melt and beg me to stop, staying completely defenseless in my arms. So she asks for my contact that time. Some time passed until she finally called, so we talked over phone a little bit and now we are here."

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"Nice fairy tale. The gag characters are truly invincible. She probably wanted some excuse to get you to meet her so she can pull on you her revenge prank. Probably she putting some ridiculously funny costume on herself right now, in order to make you laugh to the point you will: 'tap out'."

"Dude- you know I will newer back off from the challenge of entertaining. If that the case, she better put some guts into it, because I will not go down so easily."

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On this point the duo noticed that the character in question enter their area of vision. So the camera girl turned to the fox lady who kind of forcibly dragged someone behind her. But due to her extra big and fluffy tail, that's create nearly mirage that there's like six or nine of those tails, there was no way to tell who that dragged person is, when it was hide behind that fluffiness. That fox tail/s mysteriously fluffed waved as if there was wind in hairs/ fur. Because of this the Fox's approach onto scene was so captive that random passerby can state: 'It was like: falling in love at first sight.' Or something like: 'The angel itself, descend on earth.'

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So the yaw-bone of the male duo dropped down in awe, who clearly understand that simple record (in mind or camera) of this lady walking towards them can leads to quite high sales.

The fox clearly noticed the impact she made, and decide to raise the bar by making a nearly seductive expression whit wink.

Because the girl behind this 'goddess' was still slightly resisting to even walk, this 'moral support pillar' was practically pushed by the fox into the seat next to window as the lady itself sit next to her closing her escape route. But the boys wondering expression froze to cold blue when they stared at Vronica whose silly expression was of someone who just dint manage say 'No!' to this double date when she has still time to do it.

Manville: (On the table of five at 'Schuck fun place', the Newdori and Roxxan who was watching this video give each other a short 'WTF' glance.)

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The fox lady who radiated a godly aura, clearly stays to her act of true lady, and coquettishly glanced at the two gentlemen's, when silence echoed at the table. "Oh my, Fizzi dear, you managed to impress me. I can say that you clearly brought a good friend of yours whit you in so such short announcement. But I noticed that there is some problem on your side whit the person I pick up to accompany me on this wonderful event. Did something happen between you two and this young lady whit fine but little shy personality? Or, my lovely Vronica here already managed to score highly, when she was just ready for something that will cheer her up?"

The Neko girl groaned in weak voice, forcing her words out of her mount. "So weak… Entrapped… She radiate too much… Unable to resist her..."

The first one who awake from daydream was the priest. "No! No! Vronica is fine; we even know each other's. She's even 'cool', but her- tween sister Roxxan is- a little bit prickly- overprotective on 'I will stab you!' level."

"Yeah, as Newdori says, it nearly to the point of: 'circle of life'. But can I ask you for favor? Can you a little, tinny bit decrease the light volume? You radiating too much of holly aura, that you clearly don't need a lamp on night walks through forest. We appreciate that you make a wonderful first impression but- Vronica here is a night owl. And due of that she sensitive to sun effects, doubling the strength of it, like she was two person connected by night spell. So she right now suffering overdose by double dose of sunshine. Additionally to that, she's currently being crushed by you spiritual aura pressure. So can you tune it down please? Or if it is possible, turn it off completely? It will be a big help."

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The lady glanced at her companion and make guilty expression. "Oh dear... That's explaining a lot. I suppose I get a little too overboard and dint notice what I am doing. I was so obsessed whit making you payback from that laughing therapy, so I make more mistakes that I should." She makes a weak sigh. "So I shall make at last proper atone for my actions, and apologies to everyone. Even I shall fix the hostility between mister Newdori and Miss Roxxan."

The moment that the soul pressure which cursed down Vronica was gone, the girl makes a groan of relief.

But the red demon tried to laugh fox's comment whit soft tone. "It's really a not necessary to do that. I suppose you dint meet the Roxxan yet, so you don't know about what I am talking about." He gives it though and then he drop is honor act. "Fook it! If you want to do it, be my quest, but you clearly don't need to do it, so you can give up on that anytime. Roxxan is 'staby' against anyone who got near Vronica. But if she appears here she's 'all yours'. And I shall say that even if we are demons, Roxxan clearly don't have good resistance against holly powers, and that marks even this Neko princess there. But are you okay that you reputation will not suffer if you will be seen whit us? I suggest that your highness shall frag out of here to her cloud on heaven from which one she fall over down to between us, as fast as she has get here, and forget about us commoners. At last, before we get into a friendly discussion."

"Truly what he speak, going from his hart unfiltered. Well to add to the commoners, we are not just nobody." He pulled out his chest proudly. "We are kind of famous because we are 'that Whiskateers', and I am their captain. [Parody to the story about a group of French royal musketeers. One member died, when his leg slip during the join ceremony, right after he got on his knee and say: "It will be my honor..." *dead*] But in any way, you make a really great first impression to the point: that we though that some deity has descend down to this world to visit us mortals. You really got us on that. To the point I am wondering just where you managed to collect so much holly powers to this show off." Then his voice gets a hint of worry. "You dint empty some secret jar that some 'High priest' kept on side? Which one, that has been dedicated to collecting holly juice for some time? Like centuries? Dint you? I hope it will not affect someone work whit title as 'High priest', who will get pale when he will eventually found that someone pranked his stash of stuff."

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The fox gave embarrassment laughter as she was urgent in change of theme for discussion. "Point taken... A- Anyway this little show was not the only thing that was on my agenda today and here. Actually I had so good time on that your performance that I wish to return the favor. So listen up! There will be an event on 'go-kart' track that I supervise, and you had been invited."

The forgotten princes finally grain some awareness of her surroundings. As she look around on the trio around her she raised her finger and open her mound to ask her question, but as two or three seconds passed she give up and rather stayed silent.

But the priest was more that generous to give some sermon. "Yea, I will not lie and tell that I am worried about 'this' settings of yours. Especially when it look like you practically 'Catfishing' Fizzi into something, and he is already bitted into that bait whit all his might. So if some mystical being starts pulling up the fish rood he will raise up to air like any other cat that stubbornly refuses let go of the cached pray. You will not mind if I bring some more friends' whit us as an insurance to keep an eye on him, dint you?" He looked at his friend who was 'staring' at the lady. "FIZZI!"

At the sound of (minecraft?) 'trapdoor clap' he awake from his day dream. "Oh yea, knowing him he will try bring up something, that will include him to do phone call to his entire friend list, to get at last fifty racers."

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Her foxy tail jiggled showing her enthusiasms as it suddenly become twice as fluffy. "Excellent. The kids liked Fizzi's performance so much that they want to know him better. Bringing more people on you site will make a really good insurance to not get you group of 'Whiskateers' overwhelmed by my kids." She thinks for second. "I got an idea! How about we turned it into little competition between clubs? We even can create a wining prize for victorious team. Something like the loosing team will buying a can of drink from wending machine to the wining team, as something like the 'spoils of war'."

Veronica on this proposal reacted whit raised brow. "Excuse me my interruption on this deal, but I got the feeling that you team are formed mostly whit kids. So I doubt there will be many veterans presented on race day in yours rank. On the other hand, this side will have some exceptional… [Lunatic, whit brick on gas pedal.] …racers whit unique race style." [Destruction derby, CarMagedon, Collision crash test dummy jackass, and so on] As she observed the duo on other side of table she lost all her words.

"Yea, the game can quickly become a blood bath of tears. On other hand, even if it sound pleasured enough to get a can of juice from defeated site, it can really fast become really awkward, when we will be practically stealing the' spoils of war'."

"I see now the problem, it will be logical to play low in order to loose, but someone can get into it to that point, that will make those kids cry."

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Even if the trio was somehow honestly worrying about they 'supposedly one side advantage' in this proposed competition, the forehead of the fox has to tell a different story. Even if her eyes have been closed, her eyebrows twitched whit annoyance, so she starts speaking slowly. "On any other circumstance, you all will maybe have a valid point. But due to yours ignorance, you three blabbed some quite insults that got onto mi nerves. And what more infuriating, none of you don't even get that. But I shall reveal something about me that you clearly misunderstood here. I am not the cute fragile flower who spends her days sweeping fallen leaves on shrine courtyard, or reading books in nice garden. No, I spend my days behind steering well on race tracks. And you all managed to say something extravagant." She takes a short breath. "Unique racers? Worrying about our felling when you are so sure that we will certainly loose? Going easy on us because you are so better? Thinking that you will loose on purpose, after showing that you are better? Do you realize that you practically challenged a club that dint just have his own race track, but have his own racing stadium whit everything? We even have a big workshop of famous brand. Not to mention we are common participants in championship."

The trio was set aback whit this unexpected developing off situation.

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Suddenly she opened her eyes, and glared at them like delinquent from dark side alley, who was ready to pick up a fight. "Coincidentally, I have been a track champ for a while. I and my gang… I mean club has thinking to go easy on 'You!', so that you side will not go home crying. But that are not an option right now!" She stands and looked very determinate. "That's it! I Kurama, are challenging you group of 'Whiskateers' to a fast and furry tournament! As a host, our team will take care about track, machines, and snack! You team will bring the best you got, and don't even think about chickening out from this! Plus the bet about wending machine stays. Our true wining prize will be the look of defeat on you faces, when all that strong words what you said here will went to smoke like a dust." She makes a deep breath as she inhale and exile. "Now- If you excuse me, I going for my kids! I must show to certain group of ignorant's what they standing against. So wait there! I will be back!" And she walked away.

Suddenly Vronica was very talkative as she leaned forward, to those two. "What I was gotten into? Who she is? All I remember is: That the moment she showed up in front of me, she was so bright like sun that I get dizzy. I don't even remembering what we have been talking about. Then we got a challenge whit old fascinated white glove thrown onto our face. Do you realize that for 'someone certain' [Roxxan] this will be like a feast in festival?"

The other two leaned forward too, so they all have been close in some kind of battle meeting. "And she will not be the only one for who it will be feast. [Savii] Not mentioning the heavy prankers. But if the golden Foxy will return here whit some bulky guys, we must expect to fight for our lives to get out of here. But if she bring four brats on clear act of crybaby, then you Fizzi must jump out of window. Just run and don't look back, she are clearly after you in more way that for fun."

"Hey, hey, chill out you two. So what? She probably a former member of some motorbikes gang, who found her passion on official tracks, and now she are teacher who teaching others about her racing passion. There was clearly some exaggeration from all of us. I can imagine she was so into a challenge that she decided to spice up the back story a little bit. Just relax, okay? Everything will be fine."

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From the corner echoed noises, steps, and voices as some kind of group was approaching by hallway, but yet was not seen. There was no doubt that the fox is returning.

The princes looked kind of surprised whit her eyes opened wide. That noise, was giving her some kind of nostalgic felling. At short moment she has a 'flashback' about her past. (When a similar noises disrupt her deep focus from reading old and really difficult but incredibly important book. For that moment it was kind of good feeling, so she raised her head from the book and looked whit expectation to the direction of that noises.) Just same way as now.

But the priest, having experience of moving masses, realize something terrifying, and turn towards his furry fiend who was oblivious to the danger that has approaching. But this priest was dead serious because the time was short. "Fizzi…. Run!... Run as fast you can! Hide somewhere where even I can't find you! If I dint answer on seventh day, fly to oversee and change you name, so she cannot find you. Run! Now!"

FurTrap was confused, but Newdori keep prompting him to save himself when there was still time.

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But the time runs up. The fox lady marched out from corner in theatre mood. She was followed whit a certain mass. No…. It was a horde…. A horde of Lolis sized girls… The count began on 10… 15… 20… 25… (Who cares a lot of them.) They fill the space and instead of Newdori warning about bunch of crying balls, this groups looked battle ready.

"Oh my." Said Vronica, as she had another instant 'flashback', about similar group from the past. (It was a unit of Neko girls in royal Gard uniforms, prepared to be dispatched to battle, standing in front of her princess. But instead of the elite aura you should expect from royal Gard, this group dint even look like a reservists, but more like a reserve of reservists, as if the kingdom was in dire state. It's felled sad to her as it looked like they was saying a silent 'good bye' to her.)

Newdori stand up and whit his entire body he was protecting his friend. "Don't you dare to move any closer you 'swarm of cute darkness', I know you game! You want force Fizzi to become you daddy whit yours mommy. You cannot trick me!"

The fur trap was hasty to calm him down. Maybe too hasty as he was grabbing his arm. "Newdori calm down! This is obviously some kind of miss understanding. She must be a teacher on some school and those kids are from her class. Think about it! It's so dam clichés for a class full of little girls to try cook some romance for their bellowed teacher who dedicate her time for them to the point that she dint have time for dating. Of course one will think about doing something that will lead to her wearing a wedding dress and marrying me!"

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It was second or two as the fox lady was just standing here, surrounded whit her horde witch passionate waited for her commands. But suddenly she realizes something is to much odd, and her fur get spiky from the end of her tail/s to the tips of her ears as she panicked whit blushing face. "W,- W,- WHAT?!" She nearly baked at them. "What are you two talking about?! I and… ma… marry him?! Are you high on something?!" She start to wrinkle covering her chest and lone as if it was somehow offended. "W- w- who do you think you are to suggest something like t- that?" She was full of contrast like she was a 'cundere'. [not honest to her feelings] "Absurd! Ridiculous! Not in quad trillion of years!" She tried look onto female part of that group. "How we got into this conclusion? Why dint you corrected them?"

But it was a false hope, asking Vronica for help. "Obviously I am not the right person to know about this stuff. You dragged me into this and don't find it odd? From my perspective you talked like the hand was already in the pocket."

"Yea, you practically was seducing him from the first step you entered the floor, swinging you fluffy perfumed tail under his nose like some serial kidnapper of males. It was only matter of time that someone will try to get him, but you dint even bother to go slow on him and already bring up a cavalry to chain him. But you fail, for being too hasty by bringing the big guns too soon."

"Whaaaaaaaat?"

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But the fox was panicking in more ways that her horde was able to process. "Nooooo! I am not some male snatcher from red district! [famous for night hostess clubs and more attractions for adults] This is not what I was meant at all! You have it all wrong! I am not that type of person! No! No! No!" She imagines how it must look if she was working there. But she got too embarrassed to her taste, cover her face into her palms and fall onto her knees into sit position.

Meanwhile some too much cute Neko Loli leave the pack and snuck into the arms of Vronica as if she was leaded by some instincts. As they two was instantly on soul mate relationship and, the little cat purred loudly when she was expertly petted by the bigger one who was unable to stop. Both of them were in bliss and out of the discussion game.

Newdori foresaw that whit Roxxan still KO from holly aura, and princess occupied whit kitten, Vronica resistance was practically eliminated from the game, and from possible brawl. And that fueled his rage.

Fizzi tried to stop him, pulling out his spoon, in order to use it as a lever on him. But that only put more oil into fire as Newdori praise him for good idea.

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But the fox got another shock as she remembered something from her past that went very wrong. This reminder of bad experience re-traumatizes her to the point where she was nearly petrified. The only think she managed to get out of her was a shriek.

That alarmed the horde. And some knight type Loli whit some tomboy marks pulled out a sword towards Newdori. "The heck you think you doing to our princess you villain? I shall teach you how to behave."

But Newdori was a demon priest and that dint hurt his pride. "Ha, that shall be in my line! Eater you or your sword is not scary! This is scary!" And he pulled out his guns.

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But that was like a call to arms. And the horde of Lolis pulled out they weapons. It was showdown off everything: a katana, chain, bat, flintlock pistol, revolvers, scythe, dynamite, freeze gun, magical girl bow whit heart shaped spike, boxing glows, slingshot, magic wand, the laser guidance source for aircraft bombing, multiple rifles and one has even RPG.

But one particular girl in lab coat, pulled out a metal briefcase. It was only coincidence that she look like she was a sugar powder trace under her nose, looked like she was on sugar fewer whit her pulled out eyes. She make a stand/ portable table, opened the briefcase and start (operate inner equipment? A computer? Or chemist lab?)

But another girl who hold a small spy pistol and was standing next to her, get palled white as wall the moment she looked into inside of the briefcase turned into working station. She quickly pulled out her cell phone and start desperate phone call whit someone on other side of the line. The entire time she covered her mouth so the one whit brief case dint hear her as she glanced over shoulder whit horrified look what the lab coat girl doing.

Soon the upcoming brawl inside of that restaurant was interrupted by a dust of wind that entered it from outside. Some military helicopter [Chinook] landed right in front of the shop, and trio of Loli girls marched into the scene. In theirs air pilot's combines and mirrored cool glasses on eyes, they looked like some action movie actors. They quickly approached the lab coat Loli.

The leading blonde carried a small bottle of bubbles creating device. She put it out and starts make bubbles of wariest size both ways using a circle soaked in soap water and her breath from lungs or using it as toy machine. Even making small bubbles into big ones and otherwise. All that in just right angle that it will eventually flow into the field of vision of the one whit sugar powder traces under her noses and working station. As she noticed the bubbles and they manage to captivate her attention. The blonde pilot Loli quickly got whit her into friendly conversation and soon propose trade of her bubble toy for that work station in suitcase. It dint take long and was successful.

The one with the cellphone and spy gun was watching as the suitcase has been safely closed; make a releasing sight as the 'unknown threat' has taken under control.

The trio from air force then salute to this helpful civilian, make brief glance at the armed group pointing theirs weapons at the customers at table in clearly defense standing. (Everyone just stayed there and watch the air force Lolis.) Then the trio narrowed they mirror glasses and leave the scene, whit the metal briefcase in their possession.

One of the staying Lolis turned her glance at Newdori. "Okay, you big red dummy: We will set this dispute as a racers!: On track! Prepare yourself to be destroyed as at the end you will go home crying like newborn baby."

At these words the horde of Lolis leaved the scene, practically caring the fox lady up on they hands as some tribe of savages who catch a great prey.

[That was the first date.]

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As the scene ended, Savii stopped the video. It was because the table was covered by silence.

This move was like activation command for Newdori's commentary. "Okay, what the fook just happen? Why everyone there had a weapon? They are kids! Where are we? In some story tale titled as: 'Arms Art Online'? Savii, what are you not telling us? Have we been sold? And- this is some kind of sicko games? Are we on some reality show, and some slightly mind deprived over rich smacks betting's bits on who from us will got mental first?"

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Savii manipulated whit video controller. "I think a have answer for that." And launched on TV some advertisement related to the arms case.

There was some old bold guy whit white fluffy beard in tunica from Zelda saying 'Punch line' in singing voice while weapon obtaining jingle for hero echoed on background: "It's dangerous to go alone, so take this!" And he try handed out something (weapon?)

As the advertisement finished his message the red priest redirect his attention onto kitten. "Very nice. Speaking of witch: Is event this little one… Have a gun?"

The little one smiled from ear to ear and start picking up his weapon. At first it looked like he putting on bag or canister on his back, but that was only the bullet magazine for his weapon. The little kitten has actually a portable micro Vulcan Minigun and that entire thing doubled his original volume. She tried make a test fire to show it out, 'Brrrrrrt!' but the recoil from insane rate of fire was so great that it make him fly back and out of the table. He tried making correction by firing at other side but that only make him fly even more as he overfly the home airport. Soon the kitten was flying around on weapon recoil from side to side. So it sounded as if some 'Warthog' [anti-tank fighter whit most powerful minigun] has making low attitude assault overflights. At some moment, the kitten manages to get into control to the point that he manage to levitate in air using that powerful fire recoil from his weapon aimed straight down as he was holding some kind of jet pack. It takes some trials and error for the kitty to land back on the table as some space module or astronaut. And of course after all done it smiled happily at everyone around like she wanted a pat on head for good performance.

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Fizzi was a little down. "Okay, but that doesn't explain how we get from that…" Pointed at screen and then pointed onto the kitten. "…into this one?"

The old guy TV advertisement echoed again: "It's dangerous to go alone, so take this!"

The maid on shift was clearly evading giving a clear answer. "It's clearly possible that the main mistake on character acting in this record is that nobody of you has known that for foxes is flirting actually normal part of common conversation. And the flirting going to upscale as higher is they place in hierarchy. Seeing this retrospectively I can see how big shock she received by the clearly mistaken 'honesty' and 'pure friendship' that you showed. There was no questioning that from idiot's perspective: she's probably had already prepared the wedding certificate."

Roxxan and Newdori felt offended.

"Isn't she just 'system crashed' after she realizes that no one of her grand scheme works? When obviously all her attempts miss fire so greatly above heads of those, and I quote you darling: 'Idiots'?"

"Yea, I can clearly see that she was just 'play, trick and run', but this one stunt escalated so quickly, when the bet was Fizzi's Dignity."

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FurTrap made a light awkward laugh whit hint that he gets theirs feelings. "Anyway Savii, you said that I wined the race. So that means our team wined the competition? What happened after that?"

Savii has jumped a little whit excitement. "Excellent, so we can skip the entire race footage. Just give me a moment." As she operated the controller browsing the video chapter menu on screen it was more that obvious that skipping this part of story was good for her own interests.

The princess felt that she must reveal the obvious elephant in room. "Soooooo…. Are we letting her doing as she pleases, or what? It's clear that she is having too much suspicious side interest, and she is trying too hard to keep us from finding all of her intentions."

"Yea, yea, and is probably best for us to let it swim that way for a while. But to calm you nerves, I has taken my opportunity and check her character sheet. Her loyal status toward Fizzi and even her character sheet is now totally messed up like she went to total different settings. But at last her loyalty towards this 'Casanova' [seducer and lover of women] is the only thing that is maxed out. I don't even want to ask when Roxxan became marked as her 'sword art sensei'. But if we want asking the really important question here, then I think that the race was too much important 'cliché' to miss it in this story, and we just SKIPING it entirely?!"

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Fizzi was going to ask where he had even time to do the check, and how. But he went silent when he remembered him, talking about some ('killing mode') bugs in her programing that's has not been fixed yet. So he must have some way to check.

But Savii looked lively today. "We had 'faffing about' some side quest for quite of time. The race itself went pretty smoothly: there were only tree brawls that included our team; between so many… teams… that have shown on that stadium, for that event. If you just letting me do my 'job for you', this 'party' will reach its goal pretty soon. According to my calculation, its will be done in two seasons of weakly episode, if we will be faffing around." They only manage to yells at her 'What?!' when she make 'stop gesture'. "My bad, I realize that joke was terrible. Anyway, here is one important piece of evidence concerning the 'incident'."

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She presses the play button and on black screen was a subtitle of the next scene: [thwarted robbery].

It was a somehow a TV hot news shot, whit reporter on the site of event. The site itself was some back dark alley on stadium and there was a 'crime scene on place'. The text bar on bottom screen was displaying short info about what this 'TV hot news shot' was about: [Thwarted robbery! Brave girls stopped the savage robbers, risking their lives, staining theirs hands whit blood for higher sake.]

On this scene was seen clearly disoriented Vronica whit 'What's going on?' question on her face. And clearly still robotic Savii 1.0 in 'track mascot costume'. In front of them was a bunch of corpses of defeated enemies who disguised themselves as mechanics. Or at last it seems like that.

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There was a reporter whit tuned voice of commentator that can captivate audience, and approached the 'calmer' one from witnesses. "If you excuse me lady, can you give our audience the short explanation of what happened here?"

And of course the maid was answering the reporter question in her ripped out vending machine way of speech. "They truly… intended… to do something… referring to… stealing… us… Especially… when previously… they had… been so eager… to install… upgrades… on certain carts… that was on race… I dint not know… that to installing them… was sabotaging… the racers… They say… witness… not needed… Roxxan… finished… most of them…" Camera got centered on her confused companion who got that, and start desperately waving in denial gesture. "No… this is Vronica… her twin sister… Roxxan… is currently… not here… It will be… misleading… to say… she is gone… for pursuit… reasons."

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Reporter turned towards the camera and had its own recapitulation in tuning the audience to stay tuned into this 'TV hot news shot'. "Now you heard it yourself. It's questionable what the messages leaved by the defeated suspects written whit they own blood means. One said: 'That joke wasn't funny.' The other has a draw message: 'double face mask'. And the third one write just 'happy face emoji' divided by 'unhappy face emoji' as some mysterious math formula. The fourth suspect tried write who has responsible for 'this' but the rest of message get flooded by his own blood, and it's not readable anymore. What all of those hints mean?- Have this some connection to the mysterious malfunction of some karts on today race?- One exploded heavily. Or have it roots in fistfights that occurred today?- We don't know… But do not despair! The unexpected heroes can be found anywhere. Like the mysterious miss Roxxan. Still on action still on watch out! Where will the hero strike next?... Stay tuned, to learn more!"

The moment when the reporter finished his shot, a pair of police officer showed behind him and raise they hands on reporters shoulders. "That's a great theory, and an excellent detective work. But now I want know how you always get on the crime site before us!"

"You have a lot to explain about how's 'your connection' to all of this."

As the reporter struggle to state: 'That they cannot silence the voice of journalism!', the video have ended.

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Current Savii 2.0 has her cheeks stained by light blush. "Oh my, it was really embarrassing to be on front of camera. Especially, when it was so disrupting theme, in terms of public safety."

Of course Newdori has always some commentary. "Yea, yea… Will this have some point? Because It seems to me that they were some 'random passerby' who clearly mistake an 'Eagle and Hawk' [pride royal and savage guard] for 'Hen and Dodo' [coward and dummy] as they tried pick up the 'Chicks on corner'."

That of course hit the right button on Vronica. "You must be really big hit between ladies- as a scratcher for shoes sole."

The white one sees a raising upset and tries to talk to them. "Common friends, we cannot lose our sense for adventure when we are so close, to actually start to understand what going on."

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Savii in her current state of evolution seemed a little upset herself about that nicknaming. "About that…." And she play next video.

It was another reportage whit title on bottom screen saying: [High chase on famous go-cart track. Winners or losers?]

Of course there was that reporter, and this time he tried to get interview whit the couple siting on bench whit the paper bags on their heads. But this pair was Fizzi and Kurama and they shoulder was heavy from frustration in remembering at the embarrassment on the track. It has been hard to tell if they are actually glad for the bags or they are petrified from another level of the embarrassment being on TV.

"Here you see it folks, the actors of hot pursuit are alive but devastated from the horrible experience of fast action when they was not been able to stop their metal stallion. The incident occurred when the companies of both teams return to the track to give honor to the track and race spirits, symbolically do the wining lap together. But the friendly drive was soon turned into loose speed action to the point that no one was able to help them. The salvation arrived whit the team of specials driving on helicopter, who finally subdued that metal horse on loose into obedience. It's not clear if there is connection between those suspicious accidents' that happened on today event, but the officials declare that they will investigate this matter, and they will get to the roots of 'what's going on'. Stay tuned!"

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[The Party realize that something was lurking in shadows.]

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[Notes, theories, and misleading explanations.]

Catfishing - The phenomenon of internet predators that fabricate online identities and entire social circles to trick people into emotional/romantic relationships (over a long period of time). Possible motivations: revenge, loneliness, curiosity, boredom. The term catfishing was inspired by the 2010 documentary "Catfish."

A-10 warthog - is low attitude craft designated to destroy armored targets, its main automated canon weapon is 6 m long (barrel 2,3m+) galling system. Shooting 30mm controversy ammunition on 4200 rounds/m at distance 1,2 km.

Faffing about - to spend your time doing a lot of things that are not important instead of the thing that you should be doing.

The Dodo - (Raphus cucullatus) is an extinct flightless bird that was endemic to the island of Mauritius, east of Madagascar in the Indian Ocean. It was one meter in height and whit weight of 25 kg. The main point of his extension was that he dint had natural predator, and by that dint fear new roommates. Humans whit guns/ muskets that liquidate the population of Dodo's nearly in one generation. It wasn't even that tasty. The joke here is they mistake Dodos curiosity of 'WTF is that walking ape whit stick' for being 'stupid' or 'stupidly unaware of danger'. Like many misunderstand Savii.

Somebody make a fan-art: movie poster for [Vampire/ demon priest, three Neko girls in bloom and the Kitten.] (Newdori, Fizzi, Savii, Vronica/Roxxan and …) and send me message whit link. (And approval to put it into title picture.)