Dear rrelationshipadvice Chapter 4, a grey's anatomy fanfic

Dear r/relationship_advice

I've got mommy issues, but my friend's in the hospital with an ectopic pregnancy her secret boyfriend didn't know about so I'm okay. Also, McHot saved said best friend from dying, and I low-key hate Doctor McDreamy.

By: DarkAndTwistyDoctor

Dear r/relationship_advice,

Here's your update for all those who follow this story. Find the past 2 posts under my username. My mom's in the hospital for diverticulitis except she thinks that she's 25 and that my roommate's my father and that's sorta weird. And also McHot just saved my best friend. She didn't want to tell her secret boyfriend about it because she was ending it anyway but he just found out and I bet he's really pissed.

But back to me, because this is my thread and I'm a vapid narcissist when I'm on Reddit. McHot has been wearing a black dress all day. Like the little black dress kind that makes everyone look good, and it makes her look like she came off of a runway. So I tried to say hi to her but then I chickened out so I just waved. And then I ran in as she was operating on my friend and she smiled at me and I smiled back.

So, progress. After she saved my friend I went out to the store and bought her chocolates but I was so scared to give them to her that I ate them. So I'll try again tomorrow. And we don't need to talk about McDreamy. I low-key hate him right now and so you can too with me because you're all very supportive.

So I'm trying to be friends now with McHot, but every time I talk to her my hands get a bit sweaty and my sentences become all rambly. Then my cheeks get all red, and my eyes get all big. And then I memorize everything she says, but I can't think of anything to say back until three hours later when I try to find her again. And then she says hi and my mind goes numb. So it's not going so well.

She probably thinks she's got a stalker!

PotatoTomato147

OMG GURL YOU CANT DENY THAT YOU GOTTA CRUSH ON MCHOT, I MEAN FOR GAWD'S SAKE YOU CALL HER MCHOT. Also you don't be friends you be girlfriends. The end. #lezgolezbeans

-for real tho you better jump her bones or I'll jump them

Okay, I can totally still deny it. McHot wasn't my idea, it was my friend's idea, but he is so right. We're making progress at friends. Sort of friends. She doesn't insult me, she's nice to me. Once we even had a full conversation. And don't put the idea of girlfriends in my head. It's too much! The fantasies!

AND NO. YOU DON'T GET TO JUMP HER BONES NOT ME. THIS IS MY REDDIT THREAD. GET YOUR OWN LEGGY AND FABULOUS REDHEAD.

Nicoleg86

Okay so you call her McHot, how hot is she? Sounds like she is better looking than McDreamy. You can always be nice to her, and smile, offer a shoulder to lean in if she needs someone to talk to. Ask how her day is going, maybe after talking to her you can get a coffee together. Friendship can be amazing, she maybe looking for a friend. As for her husband, if he lied to you about her, what else can he be lying about?

I did the smiling thing! And she's got these smooth calves that I can see because she wears six-inch heels to work. She's fit, she's got a strong back too and a trim waist. And her voice gets husky and it's so sensual. I wanna lean into her but I'm scared she'll push me away.

Once I asked her how her day was and she told me and then I ran away because I got too nervous. It's true she's new here so she doesn't have a lot of friends yet. And yeah, McDreamy's probably got a lot of things he's not saying. So I'm not saying anything to him as of late that's not work related.

writer_on_fire01

OP-

It honestly sounds like you're handling everything just right as is— keeping McDreamy at an arm's length, being friendly towards McHot. You basically have two options here: keep doing what you're doing (which would be perfectly reasonable) or stir the pot a little. It sounds like you're interested in this McHot woman— forgive me if I'm wrong, I just can't excuse it as jealousy or professional admiration anymore after your comment about her 'long fingers'. You can take this with a grain of salt, but flirting with her might be a good way to get back at this McDreamy asshole. Of course, do it for you and not for him, but it would be a good final 'fuck you' with the added bonus of potentially getting you a woman. Also it sounds like she's being a teensy bit flirty with you already in case you didn't pick up on that. (BTW this last bit only applies if McHot and McDreamy's marriage is already in shambles, which is sounds like it is)

Thank you for your validation! AND SHE HAS NICE FINGERS OKAY. They are long and dainty, and very very dexterous. The way she walks is sauntering, and the way she talks is always so intimidating. I want to try flirting but I can't seem to string a sentence that long together. Wait do you really think she's been flirting with me? Nooooooooo… But really maybe?

Dangerosa

Dear OP,

I don't understand why you'd want to be friends with the guy who lives in a trailer and eats fish for breakfast. But you do you I guess. I'd keep my distance for a while to make sure he gets over you AND (this is what we all actually care about tbh) to make sure McHot doesn't take it wrong.

That's the first step to becoming her friend.

Her husband is a dick. Don't be a dick. And make sure she knows you're not trying to be friends with her for his benefits but because you genuinely think she's the cooler one. (You haven't actually said that but cmon)

She sounds unbelievably hot and i think we'd all love to see what she looks like (ofc, if she were to agree, though idk under what circumstances you could ask her about posting her picture on Reddit).

Oh and before I forget : GOOD GIRL?! Are we sure she's straight? And how's your praise kink doing?

Okay but she's so cool. I think she was popular her whole life. My boss thinks she's cool. I don't think I can take a picture of her here that would be too invasive. I kinda want a picture of her just to look at for me. Not in a creepy way. Just so I can practice smiling at her without her smiling back at me and distracting me.

I think that McDreamy would be a bit upset if I became besties with his wife but that's okay because I don't care what he thinks anymore. I don't know if she's totally straight or not. I haven't asked her that would be too suspicious.

I DO NOT HAVE A PRAISE KINK THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

She just said a nice thing to me and I gasped and then I told her I wanna be professional because otherwise I'm gonna be unprofessional at her.

You should see what she sounded like when she said it though. Her voice low. Her lips curled. GAHHHH!

MerAddStan

Dear OP,

I'm back again, because I really feel like you can use someone to rant about this to.

First of all! I would honestly not even want to be friends with the McAsshole (Mcdreamy? Come on for real?) also, dumping him might be a good first move to actually become friends with Mchot. Second of all... Mchot? Are you sure you don't want to try some of that?

Second, she actually said 'good girl'? Did that do something within you? Omg I can only imagine some hot person saying this to me.. I would fall on the floor. No jokes!

Also, if McAsshole is still following you as a puppy, what is up with that marriage.. is the sex not good, is there even sex? If not, I would really say give it a try with Mchot, and just help her out as a 'friend' ofcourse!

You can also invite her over for a wine and talk night (or just plain Netflix and chill) and see where to go from there, and if you think that might be awkward, invite two or so more people over (maybe a good friend of hers, if you know any) might break the ice a little. You guys could play some fun games (preferably drinking) most people are honest drunk kinda gals! ️

If you are bold, you can also invite her for a spa day (sounds like she could use some), do mani-pedi's, face masks, massages etc etc. Who knows what might come from that!

Let me know how it goes and good luck!

Okay see here are some suggestions I could dream about. I did dump my boyfriend and I'm proud of that. AND SHE DID SAY 'GOOD GIRL.' I didn't need to be awakened, I knew I had a problem. This problem being she can't just say things like that at work and not mean it, it's not even fair.

If I have sex with her I don't wanna just be her friend. I wanna be her everything, and get a dog together. If she likes dogs. I think having alcohol around her would be a bad bad plan. I think I could get too handsy, and that could be off-putting. When I have tequila I get like a drunk whore, and she doesn't need to know me like that.

A SPA DAY. Now that could be nice. I wanna make her a spa in my house and have her in my bathtub. Wait did I just say that? Where's the delete button!? DELETE! Okay just don't read that last part! She has nice nails, and a perfect complexion. I wonder if she normally goes to the spa or she just looks like that.

Don't even get me started on massages. I think if she gave me one I might actually die.

OKAY!

So that's all the replies I have. Next step: How do I talk to someone this perfect? Can I be flirtatious if I can't even approach her? Is it wrong to pine after a married woman? HELP!

***** END OF CHAPTER 4

Author's Note:

This work is inspired by r/relationshipadvice

by villhag

and on that fic, the commenters would act as Redditors and try to give the OP some advice.

Feel free to participate if you like as personas in the comments, and I'll keep them in mind to respond to in future chapters. Thank you so much to those who have contributed so far. As you can see, they have inspired this chapter.

Cheers!

bobbiejelly