I AM SO SORRY THIS IS SO LATE, FEEL FREE TO BEAT MY ADHD ASS. IT'S NOT MY FAULT, I SWEAR!!!! Well, actually-
But also, Fun Fact!:
Did you know that I'm allergic to the random Japanese blurbs you add in the middle of your sentences to look cool? :D
Bonus Fact!:
It's not cute or quirky, it just makes me want to pour boiling water on my eyeballs like Rei did to Shōto-
Godaime Hokage
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Tsunade was tired. Cooped up in the office all afternoon doing paperwork for God knows how long is bound to make you restless. She needed a break, and maybe some sake.
"Hokage-sama! A message!"
Definitely sake.
"What is it, Kotetsu? Also, use the damned door next time!"
A certain masked ninja decided that this was the perfect time to crash through the window at full speed, knocking down the other shinobi crouching atop.
He then proceeded to look up at Tsunade from his ridiculous position on the floor, and had the audacity to say,
"Why, hello there, Tsunade-hime. Lovely day, yes? I hadn't a clue you were in office today!"
The Sannin felt the unbearable urge to hit Kakashi in the face with her chair. Repeatedly.
A defenestrated Kotetsu interrupted this thought by shakily climbing back up the windowsill, handing the Senju a document, and leaving like nothing happened.
Ignoring this, Kakashi looked the Slug Sannin in the eye and-
"It's Naruto. He needs you."
Senju Tsunade is not scared of many things. She was terrified of blood for a time, she knows. Other than her phobia, she can't say she's scared of a lot.
But Tsunade's blood ran cold the minute she stepped inside her distant nephew's apartment.
Kakashi was right in bringing her here. The kid was pale, two decent sized tears on each arm.
She makes the assumption that there were once more injuries, but the companion caged in the jinchūriki's stomach took care of those beforehand.
"His arms aren't healing, and I don't know what to do."
Kakashi's statement startled her more that she'd like to admit. Nonetheless, her hypothesis was correct.
"There were more injuries?"
As Kakashi nods his affirmation, Tsunade takes a closer look.
"It looks like he'll be fine, I assume this is the least worrisome of his wounds?"
"Yes, Hokage-sama."
"Do you mind telling me who hurt the brat, Kakashi?"
"They are," he hesitates for a moment ",they are self inflicted, Hokage-sama."
Oh. Oh.
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I learned a new word and wanted to use it, can you tell?
I'm sorry for the short chapter, but I was in a hurry :') if the next chapter is not out by Wednesday, feel free to spam me