Uzumaki Bang Baby
"Hello" - (Normal talking)
"What now?" - (Thoughts)
"How did that happen?" - (Flashback)
"Static Cling" - (Techniques)
{"What do we do now?"} - Communication
["Can you hear me?"] - Telepathy
"\What do you want?\" - Listening to the TV and radio
Authors Note
I don't own any of the characters that may appear, as they belong to their rightful owners. I only own any OC's that may appear. I hope that you enjoy the fanfic.
Chapter 4
(The Vanmoor Institute, the next day)
Naruto and Virgil were walking around while passing other students there, as they tried to find their classroom.
They heard a dinging noise, and looked up to see a giant screen on the wall near the ceiling, with a woman on the screen.
"\4 minutes until class time. Everyone, please find your labs\" the woman said.
"Easier said than done, tv lady" Virgil said, as he scratched his head.
"C'mon Virge, I'm sure we'll find our classroom. We just have to stay positive" Naruto said, as he put his arm over his friend's shoulder.
Virgil gave him a smile and a nod, before they tried getting the attention of the students that walked past them, with all of them ignoring the two.
They then walked over to two older looking students, who were leaning against a door.
Virgil cleared his throat to get their attention, then said "Sorry to bother you."
They both looked at them, with the one wearing glasses saying "Then don't" in a rude way.
Naruto scowled at him, as he said "We're just trying to find our lab, it's number 16."
"Why don't you check between 15 and 17," the blonde one said in a joking tone. "They don't look to be in double digits yet," his friend said mockingly.
Naruto frowned at this. "Well, aren't you friendly" he said, with sarcasm lacing his words.
"Sarcasm is a tool of the dumb," the teen wearing glasses said.
"Very good Specs," the one wearing glasses said with a grin.
"My thanks Trapper," Specs said with a grin of his own.
"Well in that case, fuck you" Naruto said bluntly, as he crossed his arms in front of his chest.
"What you say to me?" he said with an angry tone, while moving his glasses down his nose a little.
"I said; fuck you and your attitude, you elitist piece of shit" Naruto said in a slow manner, as though taking to a slow person.
The two teens got up, and got in Naruto's face.
"Oh great," Virgil said knowing how this would end, as every fight with a bully ended the same with Naruto.
Naruto cracked his knuckles, and smiled in a friendly manner which was anything but.
-0o0o0o0-
(10 minutes later)
"Never thought I would see you stuff people in a locker like a stereotype" Virgil said, as they made their way to their class.
"Well sue me, I didn't feel like breaking any limbs today" Naruto said with a shrug.
"You do realize if they tell the staff, you may get thrown out" Virgil asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Good, I'm already fed up with this crap" Naruto said with a frown.
Virgil was surprised, as he thought that Naruto would love hanging out around this kind of place.
Naruto could almost tell what Virgil was thinking, as he said "Look, I just miss home and I'm sick of not being able to help people.
"Ah," Virgil said in realisation as he gave a nod.
"Hey, you guys hear about those heros in Dakota?" a student nearby asked.
"The one with those ex-Titans?" his friend said.
"Yea, they have been getting sloppy lately" said the first student.
"Probably because Static and Foxfire ditched them," said a third student.
"Why would they ditch a team of babes?" the second student asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Eh, probably annoying the hell out of them. You know how a group of women can get" the first one said with a shrug.
The students laughed at this, before they headed off to class.
Naruto growled at this. "I think I found my next prank victims" he growled, with his hands clenching and unclenching.
"Nothing permanent I hope," Virgil said, as they entered their class.
"I make no such promises," Naruto told him.
"Hey, since when did Bumblebee join that team?" a student asked, looking at his phone.
"Who cares, at least she has a nice ass" his friend said.
Nevermind what I said, leave a few marks" Virgil said with a glare at the student, who made that comment about his girlfriend's ass.
Naruto gave a nod, before he was surprised at what he saw the inside of the classroom looked like, with Virgil not far behind him.
"Is this a classroom, or the starship enterprise?" Virgil said.
He and Naruto then saw two other students working on something and walked over to meet them.
"Hey there, I'm Virgil," Virgil said in greeting.
"Names Naruto" Naruto said with a wave of his hand.
The two students turned around, to reveal that they looked the same.
"Either the two of you are twins, or one of you has invented a killer virtual reality projection" Virgil said in a joking manner.
The two of them looked at each other with blank looks, before one said "Neither of us is working on any kind of project that deals with virtual reality."
Naruto sighed at this. "It's a joke, he's just trying to be friendly," he said to the two.
"You won't last long here with that attitude" one of them said.
"What is this, the mob?" Virgil asked with a raised eyebrow.
"No Mister Hawkings, in the mob there's hope. Now, please find your seat" the teacher said, as he entered.
"Nice job Fredo" Naruto whispered to Virgil, with a smile.
"A low blow," Virgil said, trying not to laugh, as they sat down next to each other.
-0o0o0o0-
(Later that day)
"So, what are you guys working on?" Naruto asked the twins, as he looked over their shoulders slightly.
"It's too complicated for you," one of them said.
"Looks like a tracker for someone, and you're trying to track someone with a specific meta power" Naruto said, as he gave it a look over.
The other twins eyes widened hearing this. "Huh, I'm actually impressed you figured it out" he said.
"Hey, I may look blonde but I'm not stupid" Naruto said, while crossing his arms.
"What about the time you fed Kurama sugar?" Virgil asked, with a grin at the memory.
"I was 5 damn it!" Naruto said with a grumble.
"From what I recall, you fed him pop rocks," Virgil said with a laugh.
"Yea yea, laugh it up why don't you" Naruto said with a scowl. He then turned back to the twins, "So, who are you two trying to track down?" Naruto asked them curiously.
"Well, let's see if you can figure it out by analyzing our data" one of the twins said, while handing Naruto a data pad.
Naruto took a look, and after a few moments his eyes widened. "Damn it, there after Virgil," he thought and there getting close he realized, as he read some more. He scratched his chin in thought, while thinking "But why is this Alva guy after Static anyway?"
He then handed him the data pad back. "Looks like you're trying to find Static" Naruto said, with a slight emphasis on the word Static, trying to get Virgil's attention.
"W-why would you want to find Static?" Virgil asked in surprise.
"Mr Alva asked us to try and find him, and if we do he said we are guaranteed a job at his company" one of them said with a grin.
"Well good luck, me and Virgil are gonna go get some lunch" Naruto said with a look at Virgil, who nodded and followed him out of the classroom.
"Well, that's gonna be a problem," Naruto said, as they walked towards the cafeteria.
"Yea, no kidding. We need to do something, otherwise I'm gonna have to keep looking over my shoulder for the rest of my life" Virgil said.
"Well, I have an idea," Naruto said with a mischievous grin.
"Oh boy," Virgil said, as after growing up with Naruto he recognized this look. "Prank?" he asked him with a raised eyebrow.
"One for the ages" Naruto said while rubbing his hands together.
"Can't we just sabotage the machine?" Virgil asked.
"We are, but if we do a prank we can get thrown out of here, and go back home" Naruto said.
"You really don't like being here do ya?" Virgil said, as they grabbed some food and headed for an empty table.
"Dude, I'm away from most of my friends and I'm so bored, that I'm considering putting my head through a wall, so I feel something else besides boredom" Naruto said, as they sat down and ate.
"Alright, fine. But you do realize our parents won't like this one bit" Virgil said with a frown.
"If it gets me back home, it's worth it. Plus, we both know that you miss Karen" Naruto said with a grin.
Virgil blushed at this, as he did indeed miss her.
As they were eating, they saw the two that Naruto had pushed into the lockers entering the cafeteria.
"Wow, what happened to you two?" a student asked, seeing that they were bruised and banged up.
"Yea, what happened?" Naruto asked, with a glare that could melt steel.
"We fell," Specs said quickly.
"Yea, repeatedly" Trapper said, as they booked it out of the cafeteria.
Virgil just rolled his eyes at Naruto's pleased grin watching them flee from him. "So, what's this prank you have planned?" he asked, as he leaned in closer to Naruto so that no one could overhear them.
Naruto gave him a sly grin, before he told Virgil what the prank was going to be.
-0o0o0o0-
(The next morning)
The next morning, it was total chaos for all the boys in the school.
"Why am I so sticky?!" a boy screamed out, as he had several things including his clothes stuck to his body.
"You're not the only one!" another student yelled out, as several students were having the same problem
Naruto and Virgil were in the private lab, where everyone's experiments were being kept. They pulled open drawers, and opened cupboards trying to find the tracker and the blueprints for it.
After a few more minutes of looking, they eventually found a safe hidden behind a filing cabinet.
"They must both be inside it," Naruto said with his hand on his chin. He looked it over, and noticed that it looked pretty high tech and needed a pin number to open it.
Virgil cracked his knuckles, and said "Step aside and let the master do his work" before he approached the safe with his hands covered in electricity. He placed them on the safe for a moment, before it sparked and smoke came off of it, as the door opened.
Naruto looked inside it, and saw the blueprints on the top shelf while the tracker was on the bottom shelf.
Naruto's hand glowed brightly with green energy, as he blasted the tracker to pieces
"And that ends it," Virgil said as he ripped the blueprints into small pieces.
Naruto nodded, as they closed the safe back up and put the filing cabinet back in front of it, then they both left the room.
They saw several students running by in a panic from Naruto's prank.
"Dude, this has to be the best prank you ever pulled" Virgil said with a grin.
"Hold your applause," Naruto said with a smile.
{"Uzumaki and Hawkings, in my office now!"} a voice over the PA system yelled.
"And now we get to go home," Naruto said with a smile.
"You sure this is enough to make them do that?" Virgil asked, as they headed for the principal's office.
They saw several students trying to get another unstuck from a doorknob.
"Any other questions?" Naruto asked with a smile.
"Nope," Virgil said with a shake of his head, as they headed on their way.
-0o0o0o0-
(Hours later)
Naruto was back home, sitting on the family couch looking at his parents who were looking at him with hard looks.
"You put candy in the locker room shower heads" Minato started, with an edge in his voice.
"In my defense, they were all elitist assholes," Naruto said with a shrug.
"That's not the point!" Minato yelled, clearly not amused.
"Well, I also missed you guys too" Naruto said truthfully.
Minato hesitated, hearing this. "Go up to your room, while we discuss what to do with you," he said.
Naruto got up, and flew up the stairs to his room.
Minato sighed, feeling exhausted from this. When he looked at Kushina, who was looking down at her feet, and shaking from trying not to laugh.
"Shut up" Minato said with a light smile at her, finding this cute that she was trying so hard not to laugh at Naruto's prank.
-0o0o0o0-
(Meanwhile, back at Vanmoor Institute)
Specs and Trapper were talking to Alva on a live video feed, and they'd explained to him what had happened to the tracker and blueprints for it.
{"You incompetant fools!"} he yelled at them, along with shaking a fist. {"Without that tracking device, I can't find Static that way anymore. Which means I have to wait for him to make an appearance."}
"We're sorry Mr Alva," Specs said to him.
Trapper nodded his head in agreement, as he said "Yeah. And we could just use those twins to build it for you again."
Alva shook his head, saying {"Forget it. Whoever destroyed the tracker and the blueprints, might do it again if they find out another has been built."} He steepled his fingers together, and leaned forward slightly while saying {"We'll have to think of another way to find Static."}
-0o0o0o0-
(With Alva)
"Why not hire a mercenary?" a voice behind Alva asked as he hung up, making him jump in surprise.
When Alva turned to look, he saw a man in the shadows with a mask that was orange on one side, and black on the other, and the black side having no eyehole. "Deathstroke," Alva said slightly afraid.
"It's good to know that my old reputation is still in affect," Deathstroke said, as he stepped out of the shadows.
"What do you want?" Alva asked, as he stood up and walked to his bar for a drink.
"Well, I heard you wanted someone to find a certain hero for you" Deathstroke said, as he walked around the room.
"I don't want him dead," Alva said as he still had morals, as he drank some of his scotch.
"Normally that would cost you extra, but I'll tell you what. I'm actually interested in a member of the team Static is on, so I'll bring him to you alive at no extra cost" Deathstroke said, thinking of his old apprentice.
"Fine. You bring me Static alive, and you will be paid very well" Alva said, as he walked over to Deathstroke.
"Mr Alva, it looks like we have a deal" Deathstroke said, as he headed for an open window. "I'll be in touch" he said over his shoulder, as he jumped out the window.
Alva watched as he left, and sighed. "At least it's the mercenary with a code of honor, unlike those others I've heard about" Alva thought, as he shivered slightly about those that had no code.
-0o0o0o0-
(A few days later, with Naruto)
Naruto was relaxing in his living room reading, when he saw Raven meditating off to one side while levitating off the ground with a book in front of her pulsing with magic.
"What are you up to Rae?" Naruto asked her curiously.
Raven opened one eye to look at Naruto. "I'm trying to concentrate on a new spell I found in one of my books," she said to him.
"What's the spell do?" Naruto asked her, as he closed his book.
"I'm not sure yet, that's why I'm meditating. I'm trying to decipher what it does" Raven said with a frown.
"I'm sure you will figure it out, you're way too smart to let this beat you. It's one if the many things I admire about you" Naruto said with a smile to her.
Raven gave a smile back, along with having a blush on her face at how sweet he was.
"Hey lovebirds, what's up?" Virgil yelled out, while entering the room.
Raven's face went atomic red at this, and the book that she was trying to decipher glowed brightly, and shot a burst of magic at Naruto and Virgil, which struck them and made a portal appear in the middle of the room, which sucked them in and disappeared just as quickly as it came.
Raven's eyes were wide in shock. She then turned to the book, and looked at the now translated pages and what this spell did. "Oh great, time travel" Raven said, already feeling a headache coming on.
-0o0o0o0-
(With Naruto and Virgil)
Naruto and Virgil fell through what looked like a multicolored tunnel, before what looked like a door opened up and allowed them to fall out onto the ground, before the door disappeared.
"Ugh, I think I left my stomach at that last turn" Naruto groaned out, as he held his stomach.
"Jeez, that goth chick has a bad reaction to a little teasing" Virgil groaned, as they both got up off the ground.
Before Naruto could respond, he noticed something about where they are.
"We are in a cave," Naruto said while looking around.
"Not just any cave," Virgil said while pointing at some displays, with familiar looking costumes.
"Oh great," Naruto groaned out upon seeing the outfits, which were the uniforms of Batman, Robin, Nightwing and Batgirl.
"What, not a fan?" Virgil asked him with a raised eyebrow.
"No no. I just don't want to be on his bad side, when finds us in his hideout is all" Naruto said.
Suddenly a figure approached them which Naruto and Virgil recognized.
"Batman?" Virgil asked, recognizing who this was from the ears and the red bat symbol on his chest.
"Since when did Batman lose the cape?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Who are you two?" Batman asked with a glare, as he looked at them expecting them to attack at any moment.
"Would you believe we were sent here by magic?" Virgil asked with an uneasy smile.
Batman looked at Virgil with a glare, before he shot at him and tackled Virgil. He then put him in a hold, and slammed him on a desk.
"Now I'll ask you; again who are you?" he demanded.
Suddenly Batman felt a hand on his shoulder, as Naruto grabbed him and used his strength to pull him off Virgil, and throw him away from him.
Batman flipped in the air, as he landed in a crouch while skidding along the ground.
Naruto took off his bracelet, and his orange skin appeared as his eyes glowed indigo-blue. "Ready to fight?" he asked, with his hands lighting up.
"Enough!" a voice called out, from the top of some stairs. When they looked in that direction, they saw an old man with a walking stick and a dog.
"We have intruders," Batman said.
"They are not intruders, they are time travelers. More specifically, Static and Foxfire" the old man said, as he and the dog came down the stairs.
Naruto's hands stopped glowing hearing this. "Time travel?" he asked, surprised.
"Wow, when your girlfriend overreacts, she overreacts" Virgil said wide eyed.
"These two are the young versions of some of the best heros?" Batman asked surprised, as he found this hard to believe.
"Wait, best heroes?" Virgil asked with a smile.
"Of course, Static and Foxfire are big heroes in the Justice League," Batman said, as he crossed his arms over his chest.
"The Justice League? Wow, we sure moved up in the world" Naruto said, as he and Virgil high-fived.
"Yea, when you're not training your kids, you're doing League stuff" Batman said, looking at Naruto and Virgil.
"KIDS?!" they both yelled out in surprise.
"Well, Static had two kids. But with Foxfire, let's just say with how many women he married, he has his hands full" Batman said with a small grin.
"He actually married multiple women?" Virgil asked in shock.
Naruto almost face palmed, as he hadn't told any of his other friends that knew about his alien half, that he was allowed to marry multiple women.
"So, who did he marry?" Virgil asked curiously
Before Batman could say, the old man put his walking stick in front of him. "It's best he doesn't know, as it might change the future if he does," he said with a firm glare.
"Yea, keep that to yourself. If I have kids, I'm not risking their existence" Naruto said, while crossing his arms over his chest.
"So, how do we get back home?" Virgil asked, hoping that one of them had an idea.
"I could call someone from the League, but they may take a bit to get here" Bruce said, as he walked over to the giant computer.
"Probably best to call Raven then, since it was her who sent us here, even if it was by accident" Naruto said.
Bruce nodded at this. "Good idea," he said as he sat in the chair.
"Or at least one of her kids" Batman said, as he tried to be helpful.
"Woah, woah. Raven, our Raven, has kids?" Virgil asked, not believing it at all.
Batman scoffed at this. "Just two. But if the rumors about her being a freak are true, I'm surprised it's just two" he said, as he leaned against a stalagmite.
Naruto blushed hearing this. "Hope the guy with her, treats her right" he thought.
"No more talking about people they know," Bruce said, while looking at Batman with a hard glare.
"So, I can't tell them Starfire had twins?" Batman asked.
"STARFIRE HAD TWINS!?" they both yelled out in shock.
"Oh yea, she broke her husband's hand and put him through a wall during labor" Batman said, with a laugh.
Bruce turned the chair, pointed his stick at him, and said firmly "No. More. Spoilers. Otherwise, you could destroy the space-time continuum."
"Fine, fine. I'll take them into the city, while you call a magic user to send them back" Batman said, as he took off his mask. "The names Terry" he said, as he held his hand out to them.
Naruto and Virgil took his hand, and shook it as they headed for the stairs out of the Batcave.
Bruce sighed as he tapped a button on his computer, and started a video chat. Which after a few rings, a woman picked up.
{"What do you need Bruce?"} the pale woman asked him.
"Raven, they arrived from the past, right on schedule" Bruce said, as he placed his elbows on the desktop and rested his head on his interlocked hands.
The woman nodded at this. {"Ok I'm, on my way. Make sure they meet up with those two, so the timeline doesn't change"} Raven said.
"I still say those two are more trouble than they are worth" Bruce said with an unhappy look.
{"You know that they change for the better when they meet Naruto"} Raven said with a slight smile.
Bruce looked at old footage of past battles, and saw two women in jester outfits with one white and the other was black. "Are you sure those two become Yin and Yang?" he asked her, not sounding sure.
{"Just make sure he meets up with them, like I told you"} Raven said.
"They left shortly before I called you anyway, so he might meet them soon," Bruce told her.
{"Good. Be sure to tell them to go after the Jokerz when you get the report, which should be right about….. now"} Raven said with a grin.
Suddenly Bruce's computer went off, showing an alert of a warehouse robbery happening.
"I hate time travel" Bruce groaned out, seeing that it was indeed a group of Jokerz.
{"See you when they get back,"} Raven said with a cheeky wave, before she hung up.
-0o0o0o0-
(With Naruto and Company)
Naruto, Virgil and Terry were walking around, as Terry was showing them around.
"Jeez, who knew in just a generation we would have flying cars and mutated people" Naruto said, as he looked at a few flying cars and some people who were walking about, that looked like different animals.
"Spliced actually, and it's illegal too" Terry told them, with a tone of disgust.
"Can't blame people for wanting to stand out," Naruto said with a small shrug.
Before Terry could respond, his phone buzzed. He reached into his jacket pocket, and pulled it out to answer.
"What's up?" Terry asked.
{"A warehouse near the pier is being robbed,"} Bruce told him.
"OK. I'll send Naruto and Virgil ba -" Terry was saying, until Bruce interrupted him.
{"Take them with you"} Bruce said firmly, leaving no room for argument.
"Since when do you allow me to bring help?" Terry asked him curiously.
{"Just do it!"} Bruce yelled loudly.
"Okay okay, sheesh" Terry said before he hung up, and put his phone back in his pocket.
"What was that all about?" Naruto asked him.
"Apparently a pier warehouse is being robbed, and Bruce wants me to take you with me to help" Terry said.
"Uhhh how, exactly? We don't have our hero outfits" Virgil asked, as he pulled at his clothing a little.
Suddenly, a black portal appeared and dropped two bags at Naruto and Virgil's feet before closing again.
"Looks like future Raven is looking out for us," Naruto said with a grin, before they picked up the bags.
"Wow, she sent our outfits," Virgil said, impressed with the Raven from this time.
"Good. Now let's go, we have a robbery to stop" Terry said, before they ran off to get changed somewhere private.
-0o0o0o0-
(Gotham pier)
The three of them were crouched on a rooftop, as they looked around.
"We have 5 Jokerz in that warehouse, stealing equipment. Probably to sell on the black market" Batman said
"Wait, Joker had kids?" Static said in absolute shock.
"No no. After he died, he inspired a gang to form in his honor" Batman said with a shake of his head.
"Oh, that's so much better," Naruto said with a nod. He then shivered slightly, before adding "I can't imagine him being a father, or who would actually want to marry him."
"They all theme themselves after clowns, here take a look" Batman said, handing Naruto some high tech binoculars.
Naruto took a look, and saw five people. He saw one fat guy with a cheap clown mask, one that looked like a ghoula and one that was a hyena-human hybrid. But what got his attention, were the last two.
They looked to be twins, with shoulder length orange hair and white face makeup with red circles on their cheeks. They were each wearing a white hat, a black choker around their necks, a red shirt that exposed their midriffs and a white short skirt and red boots.
"How's the situation looking?" Virgil asked him.
"They look fantastic," Foxfire said truthfully.
"They?" Static asked confused, as he grabbed the binoculars to take a look and saw the two twins. "They appear to be DD cups," he said, as he slapped Naruto upside his head.
Batman snorted at this. "This is the great Foxfire?" he asked.
"Hey, I'm human, damn it" Naruto said.
"Yea that, and dating twins is on his bucket list" Virgil said with a teasing grin.
Foxfire glared at Static, with a blush on his face when he said that.
"Let's just take care of this, before they get away" Batman said, while rolling his eyes.
The two of them nodded in agreement, before they carefully and quietly snuck down to the warehouse.
The three of them snuck into the warehouse, and hid in the rafters.
Foxfire turned to Batman, and asked him "Do you know what's stored in this warehouse?"
"Waynetech batteries. One of them can power a city block for a month" Batman said.
The other two's eyes widened. "Those would sell for a small fortune or more on the black market," Static said.
"Yea. And if things get too rough in here, and one of the batteries explodes, then the entire warehouse will be destroyed" Batman said with a frown.
"Then we need to do this quickly, and effectively" Foxfore said.
"And hopefully without them knowing" Static added with a nod.
"Bats, do you have any smokescreens that are powerful enough to mess with hyena boy?" Foxfire asked him.
"Yes, I do," Batman said with a smile and a nod.
"Good. After those go off and fill the room, we take them out quickly" Foxfire said, as he looked down at them.
"These are strong enough to knock out hyena boy with one breath" Batman said, as he grabbed a few from his belt.
"Good, I'll take the fat guy," Static said.
"I'll take Ghoul,'' Batman added.
"And that leaves you with the twins," Static said to Foxfire with a grin.
"Laugh all you want, at least I'm fighting bombshells" Foxfire said with a small glare.
Batman rolled his eyes at this, and dropped the smoke pellets which went off right near the gang of Jokerz.
"What the -" Ghoul said, before he and the others started coughing.
Wolf started coughing hard, and fell to the floor knocked out.
"Wolf, what are y-" Chuko said, before Static grabbed the back of his neck and shocked him, effectively knocking him out.
Before Ghoul could react, Batman grabbed him and threw him over his shoulder, slamming him into a wall knocking him out.
"Something is going on, Dee Dee" one of the twins said, while looking around in caution.
"Obviously Dee Dee" the other twin said, while rolling her eyes.
While they were looking around, Foxfire was above them before dropping down on them.
One of the twins looked up, and quickly back flipped away while saying "Watch out Dee Dee."
The other twin quickly dodged along with her sister, as she dove to one side.
"Huh, I'm surprised you two are that quick" Foxfire said, as he floated in the air looking down at the two
"Oooo, he's a cute one Dee Dee" one of the twins said, with a mischievous smile.
"Indeed Dee Dee" the other one said, with her own mischievous smile as she went and stood next to her sister.
"Damn it" Naruto whined in his head. "Why do all the hot ones have to be evil?"
"You having trouble Foxfire?" Static asked, as he flew over with a teasing grin.
"Or is your twin thing a problem?" Batman asked with his own teasing grin, as he walked around some crates.
"I don't have a twin problem!" Foxfire yelled, with a massive blush.
"Oh, do you have a thing for twins Foxy?" one of them said, as she walked over with a sexy sway in her hips.
"N-no" Naruto stuttered out, while shaking his head.
"A hero lying, naughty naughty" the other twin said, while wagging her finger at him with a smile on her face.
While this was happening, Chucko woke up and pulled out a blaster. "Eat this!" he yelled, as he fired at a gas rank nearby.
The tank then exploded, which sent them all flying through the door, as the warehouse was set ablaze.
"Let's go!" Chucko yelled out while waking Ghoul and Wolf up, and leading them away.
"Let's go after them," Batman said, as he got up off the ground before running after the three of them.
Static nodded, and followed after him.
Before Naruto could follow, he heard a voice inside the burning warehouse.
"Get out of here Deirdre!" one of the twins yelled.
"No way Delia, I'm not leaving you" the other twin yelled.
Static turned to Naruto. "Go save them, we have this handled" he yelled, before he followed after the other three Jokerz.
Naruto nodded, and flew into the warehouse.
When he got in, he saw that one of the twins was trapped under a wooden beam, and that the other one was trying to save her.
"Deirdre, just get out of here!" the trapped twin yelled, as she groaned in pain.
"Like hell I am Delia! You're my sister, and I'm not leaving you behind!" said the other one with a glare.
Naruto flew over quickly. "Don't worry, I'm here to help" he said, as he lifted the beam off of Delia and threw it away from them.
Naruto then saw that the roof was about to fall, so he grabbed both twins and flew out of the warehouse just as it collapsed.
Naruto floated back to the ground, with the girls wrapping their arms around his neck to hold on.
As soon as they touched the ground, Naruto then let the girls go before they gave each other a hug both glad to be alive.
"Oh Delia, I'm so glad that you're still alive," her sister said with a thankful smile.
Her sister nodded into her shoulder with a smile of her own, before she broke the hug and said "Me too Deirdre. And it's all thanks to our hero" as they both looked at Foxfire with smiles on their faces, while having an arm slung over each other's shoulders.
Foxfire rubbed the back of his head, while blushing slightly and diverting his eyes away from them a little.
"Well, uh I-I'm sure that ah, any other hero would have erm ahem, would have done the same thing if they um, were here" Foxfire told them, as they walked over to him while still wearing their smiles.
One of them nodded, while saying "That may be true, but you actually care don't you?"
Naruto frowned at this. "Of course I care. I'm not one to let anyone die, if I can help it" he said.
"Awww, such a sweetheart" Delia said.
"Hey, I'm not that easy to beat. Why are you two part of that team of jester rejects?" Naruto said, with a raised eyebrow.
"Eh, it's a long history lesson," Deirdre said with a shrug.
"Doesn't matter anyway. We are so quitting now, after those assholes left us to die" Delia said with a scowl, as she crossed her arms.
"Yea, Nana Harley was right. God rest her soul" Deirdre said.
Naruto's eyes almost bugged out of his head when he heard that name. "THE TWO OF YOU ARE RELATED TO HARLEY QUINN!?" he yelled out.
"Who?" the twins asked, with a curious tilt of their heads.
"Ah, I get it. She wised up, and tried to teach her grandkids to not make her mistakes" Naruto thought, while rubbing his chin.
Delia looked behind Naruto, and turned to her sister. "The other two are on their way, we better go" she said.
"Yea, get going. I'm not putting you in jail, as long as you promise to not pull this crap anymore" Naruto said.
The twins smiled at this, as they both grabbed an arm of his and kissed him on the cheek.
"Thanks puddin" they both said together, as they ran off while doing some gymnastic skills to leap over stuff in their way.
"Yea, they're definitely Harley's grandkids alright" Naruto thought with a massive blush.
"Hey, you let them go didn't you?" Batman asked, as they flew over while Static had the other Jokerz wrapped up in a steel bar, which he set down on the docks.
"Well, their brush with death woke them up. So, they said they are gonna quit" Naruto said with a slight shrug.
"And you believed them?" Static asked, as he crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow.
"Hey, my record with reading people is pretty good right?" Naruto asked.
"True," Virgil said as he gave a nod of agreement.
"You sure it's not because they were hitting on you?" Batman asked, with a teasing look.
"No comment," Naruto said, making Virgil laugh as he held his sides.
Suddenly, a black portal appeared in front of them, and a figure walked out.
"Raven?" Naruto asked, recognizing her even though she looked older. He also blushed brightly, as she looked more beautiful than her younger self.
Raven smiled slightly at this, but composed herself.
"Damn, the years were good to you Rae" Virgil said with a grin, as he gave her a thumbs up.
Raven rolled her eyes at this. "And you are still the same Virgil," she told him.
"That a good or bad thing?" Virgil asked in a curious tone.
"Good of course" Raven said with a smile.
"You have emotions now?" Naruto asked curiously, while tilting his head a little.
"Oh, that got fixed years ago" Raven said, as she waved her hand in the air.
"OK, back to the topic at hand. You're here to send them home?" Batman asked, as he crossed his arms.
"Yes yes, here" Raven said, waving her hand, making a portal appear in front of them.
"Finally," Virgil said as him and Naruto approached the portal.
"Hold on, here" Raven said, handing Naruto a massive book. "Give that to my past self" she said with a smile.
Naruto nodded. "This gonna help her?" he asked, as he put it under his arm.
Raven nodded with a smile.
Naruto and Virgil looked at Terry, and gave him a thumbs up as they went into the portal.
"I can kind of see them being big time heros now," Terry said with a smile.
Raven nodded at this. "See you soon at the League rookie," she said with a wave, as she turned around.
"Where are you going?" Batman asked her curiously.
"I have some loose ends to tie up," Raven said with a smile, as she flew off.
-0o0o0o0-
(With Deirdre and Delia)
The twin girls were on a rooftop exhausted from their night.
"So, what's the plan now?" Deirdre asked her sister, as they sat on the rooftops edge while swinging their legs about.
"Well, we could try the normal life thing" Delia said with a slight shrug.
"Kind of hard, with our record the way it is here" Deirdre said with a frown, as she rested her chin on her hand.
"And that's why I'm here" a voice said from behind them.
The twins looked over their shoulders, and saw it was Raven.
"What do you want?" Deirdre asked, as they both stood up.
"Yea, Foxy let us go" Delia said, as they got ready incase she wanted to fight them.
"Relax. I'm here to send you to the past, since Foxy went back to his own time" Raven said with a grin.
"Wait, his own time?" Delia asked in confusion.
"Yea, he's the young version of Foxfire" Raven said with a grin.
The twins eyes widened at that. "I thought that he looked a little familiar, but I wasn't really sure," Deirdre said in amazement.
"Yea, I just thought he was one of his kids" Delia said with a shrug.
"Wait, if we go to the past, won't that screw up the timeline?" Deirdre asked in worry.
"No, this is more me making sure what is supposed to happen, happens" Raven said with a shrug.
"Wait, then wouldn't that mean our older selves are part of his team of bombshells?" Delia asked, with her eyes starting to go wide.
"They are,'' Raven said with a nod and a grin.
"We become Yin and Yang?!" the twins yelled at the sametime.
Raven smiled at them, and nodded.
"How? We don't have powers, we can't multiply with kinetic energy like they can" Deirdre said.
Raven held up a vial that said 'Big Bang.' "You will," she said.
The twins smiled at this, as Raven then opened a portal for them.
-0o0o0o0-
(With Naruto and Virgil)
"What do you mean my son is missing?!" Kushina yelled at Raven, who was doing her best to look as small as possible, while Karen was pacing in worry.
Suddenly a portal opened, and spat Naruto and Virgil out before disappearing.
"Hey everyone, what we miss?" Virgil asked, as they climbed to their feet.
Karen tackled Virgil into a hug, as soon as he was up.
"Don't you ever do that again!" she yelled, as she hugged him tightly causing Virgil to go slightly blue in the face.
"And you give me lip, for being weak to girls" Naruto said, as he smiled.
"Hey, I don't let criminals get away just because they hit on me" Virgil told him, as soon as Karenlet him go.
"When did he do that?" Raven asked with a curious tone.
"Oh, about 40 years from now" Virgil said, like it was no big deal.
"You went to the future?" Kurama asked, as he entered the room.
"Yea. And get this, Naruto has multiple wives" Virgil said.
Naruto nudged him in the side, while saying "Virgil did you have to say that?"
Virgil shrugged his shoulders, and said "Sorry."
"How many grandkids do I have to spoil in the future?" Kushina asked with a massive grin.
"No clue, Batman wouldn't let us find out" Naruto said
"Neither would old Bruce, as he said 'it would destroy the space-time continuum' and probably erase his future kids from existence" Virgil said with a shrug. He quickly added, "But apparently Naruto does have his hands full though in the future, with how many wives he has."
"You find out anything about your future?" Karen asked Virgil.
"Just that I end up in the Justice League, along with two kids" he told her with a shrug.
"No, we don't know with who" Naruto said, before Karen could react.
Karen crossed her arms with a pout, and said "Phooey."
"Well, you better go tell Starfire you're ok. She's been tearing her hair out, looking for you in the city" Raven said
"You think she should know that she has twins in the future?" Virgil asked without stopping himself.
"Probably not," Naruto said, knowing how Starfire would react. "Oh! Here Rae," he said taking out the big book the future Raven gave him
Raven took it from him, and looked it over.
"It's a gift from your future self" Naruto said, before she could ask where he got it from.
"Yea, she was the most surprising," Virgil said.
"How so?" Raven asked them, with a curious look.
"She was happy, she was smiling and making jokes," Naruto said.
"Yea, apparently motherhood agreed with her" Virgil said with a nod.
Raven gave a blush, as she imagined herself as a mother in the future.
Kushina walked over to her, and gave her a hug while saying "I'm sure that you'd make a great mother in the future Raven."
Raven gave a small nod, as she returned the hug. "Thanks Kushina," she said.
"Come on let's go get Starfire, before she destroys the city in worry while looking for me" Naruto said, as he walked to the window, and took off.
"So, is everyone else OK?" Virgil asked Raven.
"Yea. Terra and Frieda are still worried, but they are not as nuts as Starfire is acting" Raven said with a thankful look on her face.
Suddenly, a portal opened above them and Deirdre and Delia dropped onto the floor in a heap, before the portal closed back up.
"Owwww," Deirdre said as she rubbed her head.
"You would think a League hero like Raven, would be capable of soft landings" Delia said, as she rubbed her rear end.
"What are you two clowns doing here?" Virgil asked, as they were still in their Jokerz outfits.
They both got up off the floor, while dusting themselves off.
"First of all Lightbulb, we quit that gang" Delia said with her hands on her hips.
"Yea, and we decided to go with our puddin back to his time" Deirdre said, with her arms crossed over her chest.
"Puddin? Oh crap," Karen thought as she had seen footage of a certain villainess, calling her boyfriend that.
"You two like my son?" Kushina asked, as she approached them and looked at them curiously, as if inspecting them.
They both looked at Kushina, and were both surprised that Naruto's mother was here
"Yea, we like him. He saved us from dying" Delia said, as Deirdre nodded in agreement.
"Well, you both have orange hair which he will like," Kushina said.
"Oh, these are actually wigs" the twins said, as they took them off to show they were actually blonde.
"How did you hide long blonde hair, underneath those wigs?" Kurama asked, with a curious tilt of his head.
"Oh, that's a trick Nana Harley taught us, before she died" Delia said, with a fond look on her face.
Raven choked on her tea, upon hearing that while Karen was facepalming as she knew they were somehow related to Harley.
"Ha! Naruto attracted the spawn of a villainess!" Kurama yelled, as he rolled around on the ground as he laughed.
"Hey! Our Nana was a Saint!" the twins yelled, with fire in their eyes as they glared at Kurama as though hoping he'd combust if they glared hard enough.
"I'm sure she was to you, but she doesn't exactly have a good reputation," Kushina said, as she showed them an image on her phone.
The twins took a look at the photo, and saw that Joker and Harley were attacking Gotham City.
"Oh Nana," Deirdre said sadly, knowing why she was so strict with them now.
"At least she broke free. At least I'm assuming that, since she obviously didn't want you two repeating her mistakes" Kushina said
They both gave her sheepish looks, while rubbing their heads.
"Well, as long as you behave and obey the law, you can stay here" Kushina said with a firm tone and look, so that they understood how serious she was being.
"Oh, absolutely" Deirdre said with a quick nod.
"Yea, we want to try being heroes now" Delia said, while giving a double peace sign.
"Yea, we may as well use the power Raven gave us" Deirdre said.
"What power?" Virgil asked them curiously. "You guys never had any powers, or abilities when I last saw ya."
The two twins smiled, and gave each other a high five which made doubles of themselves appear.
"Hmmm, I'm assuming doubles made from kinetic energy?" Raven asked
All the Deirdre's and Delia's nodded when she asked that.
"Well, you both need new hero identities and costumes, since your clown look may get the wrong attention to those you save" Karen said, as she gave them a look, with her hand on her chin in thought.
"Awww, we wanted to keep these looks for Foxy" Delia said, with a teasing smile.
"Yea, Foxy was checking us out hard back in our time" Deirdre said with her own teasing grin.
Kushina barked out a laugh, while slamming her hand on the table. "Oh, I'm never gonna let him live that nickname down."
"You think that's bad, wait until you see his bucket list" Virgil said
Kushina rubbed her hands together, as she asked him "Oh do tell" as she wanted something to hold over him.
"Well for starters, dating twins was near the top" Virgil said, as he ticked it off on one of his fingers.
"Pervert" Raven thought, as she crossed her arms over her chest, with a frown.
"Well, he can scratch that one off," Deirdre said.
"Not exactly, since he hasn't actually taken you two on a date yet" Kurama told them with a smirk.
"Details fluffy," Delia said, waving her hand about like it was no big deal.
"Well, you two should go get into regular clothes, and get that makeup off. Come with me" Kushina said, as she beckoned them to follow her.
The twin sisters followed after Kushina, as she led them to her room.
"I like them," Kurama said, as he liked how mischievous they were.
"Course you would" Raven said, while rolling her eyes.
"What's your problem?" Karen asked her, with a raised eyebrow.
"Nothing" Raven said, as she shook her head.
Kurama looked at Raven, when his eyes widened. "You like him!" he said, as he pointed his tail at her.
Raven froze hearing this, before she blushed bright red.
"Let me guess; you don't feel as adequate as those two?" Karen asked her, with a knowing look.
Virgil snorted at this, getting the two girls attention.
"What?" Karen asked him curiously.
"She's got nothing to worry about. From what I saw with the future version of her, to put it bluntly she's stacked" Virgil said with a grin.
"How would you know? She hides behind that cloak" Kurama said, while sitting on the floor.
"Yeah now she does, but not in the future" Virgil told him.
"And I'm guessing Naruto was checking out the future version of Raven?" Karen asked, with a smirk.
"Oh, most definitely. I think he broke his neck checking her out" Virgil said with a laugh.
A window cracked at this, as Raven tried to compose herself.
"He finds me attractive?!" she thought, in shock.
Suddenly Naruto flew into the room, with Starfire hugging his arm and a joyful look on her face.
"Hey, that didn't take you long," Virgil said.
"Yea, it was mostly me trying to stop Starfire from crying anymore" Naruto said as he tried to pry her off his arm, but it looked like she was glued to him as she refused to let go.
"So, where's mom?" Naruto asked, as he looked around for her.
"Helping your groupies from the future get better outfits" Raven said flatly, as she opened the book he gave her.
"Groupies?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.
At that moment, Kushina walked back into the room with Delia and Deirdre in matching black outfits, with their makeup and wigs gone.
"Hi Foxy!" the two girls said in greeting, as they stood next to each other.
Naruto blushed seeing them, as he instantly recognized their voices. "Dee Dee?" he asked.
"Call me Deirdre," one of them said with a grin.
"And I'm Delia" said the other with her own grin.
"Who are you two?" Starfire asked, as she let go of Naruto's arm and floated over to them, looking at them curiously.
"We are friends Foxy made, while he was in the future" Deirdre told her with a smile.
"Yea, he saved us and we decided to come back with him" Delia said with a nod of agreement.
"Oh glorious! New friends!" Starfire said, as she hugged the twin girls in a gentle hug.
"Well, she's a ray of sunshine, isn't she sis?" Delia asked.
Deirdre nodded, as she replied "That she is my dear sister."
Starfire then pulled back, and said "You two are sisters?"
They both nodded, and said together "Twin sisters actually."
Starfire gave a bright smile, while clapping her hands together joyfully.
"Tomorrow we can work on your new hero suits," Kushina said, while nodding at the two.
"Hero suits?" Naruto asked in curiosity.
Delia and Deirdre smiled, and clapped the others hands, which made several copies of themselves appear.
"We are gonna be heroes now," Delia said with a grin.
Naruto blushed, seeing so many more of the twins.
-0o0o0o0-
Author's Notes: Hope everyone enjoyed the chapter, and that you all enjoy the next one.
The harem is: Supergirl, Batgirl, Raven, Powergirl, Starfire, Blackfire, She-Bang, Frieda, Terra, the Dee Dee twins and Ravager. No more will be added, and I'd like to thank Gundam Meister Uzumaki and Kfbanime87 for suggesting some of the girls for the harem and for helping develop the story a bit.