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On this episode of "Piper's Pit", Rowdy Roddy Piper is interviewing the Jaws Mayor.
Piper: Look, I've done some very questionable things in the past. Hitting Jimmy Snuka with a cocoanut, kicking Cyndi Lauper in the head, etc. But you, sir, are the biggest dirtbag that I've ever met in my entire life.
Jaws Mayor: Now hold on for second…
Piper: A man-eating shark was killing the citizens of your town and you responded by keeping the beaches open because you thought revenue was more important than human life. In the history of mayors, you have to be the worst mayor that ever mayored. Is 'mayored' even a word? I don't think it is. Anyway, how you got elected for another term I don't understand. My money's on voter fraud.
Jaws Mayor: Listen here, Piper. If you think that I'm just going to sit here and make a fool out of me…
Piper: Easy, Mr. Mayor. I don't mean to ruffle your feathers. Why don't you sit back, relax, and have a smoke if you want. I promise, no more insults.
The Jaws Mayor takes out a cigarette and lights it. Suddenly, Roddy Piper grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays the mayor, who falls out of his chair. The audience cheers as Roddy Piper gets up from his chair and grabs a cocoanut.
Piper: Time to pay the piper, you piece of junk!
The Jaws Mayor staggers back to his feet, disorientated by the fumes. He turns to face Piper and gets hit right on the head with the cocoanut, knocking him out cold.
The audience cheers and chants "Roddy! Roddy!".
Roddy Piper then turns to the camera.
Piper: Just when they think they've got the answers, I change the questions.
The End