"Okay. Okay how about this? Excuse me. Where do I sign in? Ah I see you have a sword. I have one too. They're very manly and tough." Mulan says in a deep voice before dropping her sword.
"Um.. what was that?" Alexis asks as Khan and Azira laugh.
"I'm working on it! Oh who am I fooling. It'd take a miracle to get me into the army." Mulan says disappointedly as she looks at the camp in the distance.
"Sorry Mulan. Couldn't help myself but you are correct. We're women. What do we know about the army and war?" Alexis asks as she goes over to Mulan.
"Did I hear someone ask for a miracle! Lemme hear ya say aaah!" A voice shouts causing Alexis and Mulan to scream seeing a shadow surrounded by smoke and fire.
"That's close enough!" The voice shouts.
"A ghost!" Mulan shouts as she hides behind some rocks with khan while Alexis shifts to wolf form growling.
"Get ready Mulan, Alexis. Your serpentine salvation is at hand. For I have been sent by your ancestors to guide you through your masquerade! So heed my words cause if the army finds out your girls then the penalty is death." The voice says.
"Uh yeah. We know. Who are you and what are you?" Alexis asks unimpressed.
"Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu." The voice says as it reveals to be a tiny red dragon as Alexis and Mulan stare at him.
"Ah I'm pretty hot huh?" Mushu asks before Khan and Azira try to trample him only for Alexis and Mulan to stop them.
"My ancestors sent a little lizard to help us?" Mulan asks in surprise as she picks up Mushu.
"Hey dragon. Dragon. Not lizard. I don't do that tongue-thing." Mushu says as he flicks his tongue like a snake.
"You're ... um ..." Alexis says as she looks at Mushu.
"Intimidating? All inspiring?" Mushu asks confidently.
"No the word I was looking for is tiny." Alexis says as she shifts to human form.
"Of course! I am travel-sized for your convenience. If I was my real size your cow here would die of fright. Down Bessy. My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance my eyes can see straight through your armor. Ow! Alright! That's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this. Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow. Dis-" Mushu then gets cut off as Mulan slaps him before covering his mouth.
"Stop! I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done this before." Mulan says fearfully.
"Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more. You clear on that? Alright. Okey-dokey! Let's get this show on the road! Crickee get the bags!" Mushu says.