Crossing the sugary border:
Featherston then said : "the topic is immigration reform"
Senator Jacobs said:"I am not against immigration but I do think that too many people are crossing the border illegally. It'll bring drugs and crime to the country. Can't more people do it the legal way as I am a big fan of legal immigration?"
Featherston then yielded it to "Coach Stubner
Coach Stubner said: "Texas was formed for the white Anglo Saxon in 1836. It needs a white majority or it'll end up failing like Mexico did. We kicked Mexico's a** in 1836 Too many w*tb*cks want amnesty these days and the Yankees are helping them."
Senator Jacobs then shouted in anger to Stubner: "While I do want less immigration, I have nothing against legal ones. I am also against the KKK, which you sound like given what you have said about my daughter. Tegan has a Brazilian girlfriend whose English isn't that great. She has even learned A little Portuguese herself in response".
Stubner said that "god made horses and god made mules and that …"
Jake Featherston then said: "Times up." Your turn Cookie
Cookie:
"Me want cookie and immigrants want cookie. Me love Mexican cookie but they no want me to eat them. They tell me "un poquito" but me want more. Less immigration mean more cookies for me".
Stubner said "Enough about Cookies. It isn't cookies who are crossing the border to dilute our stock".
Featherston said "time"
The extreme racism of the debate was being parodied on Twitter and users were making cookie puns. Among the comments on twitter included pothead Kim Witherspoon of Birmingham Alabama commented "that coach guy is horrific but I wish I was Cookie Monster as he can eat cookies all day without gaining weight". Kim also said "the last Democratic debate put me to sleep as Governor Singh's(D-NJ) unrealistic "green tax hike on fossil fuels" pales in comparison to this circus.
Featherston then said: Our next topic will be transgender rights
To be continued: