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Disclaimer I do not own Naruto nor the characters. I do not own the pictures either, but I own the plot.
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The friend group of teens was slowly walking towards the gate. Naruto stopped at the gate as he looked at his friends. "Guys wait here, I need to get someone, " he told them, and they nodded their heads as they waited for him. Naruto ran off to look for one of his new friends. As he found him he smiled and invited him over. The raven-haired boy nodded his head and accepted the offer.
The two walked back to Naruto's friend group who were patiently waiting for them. "Hey, I'm back, " said Naruto as he flashed his friends a smile. The teen looked around and rose his eyebrow. Someone was missing. "Where's Dei?" he then asked, and they shrugged. They didn't know where Naruto's older brother was. "Naruto, " called out Deidara and the group turned their attention to the two approaching teens.
"He is coming with us?" asked Ino as she eyed Uchiha Itachi, and Deidara nodded. "Ok, whatever. Let's go already, " whined Naruto as he walked off. The other teens sighed and followed him. On their way to the Uzumaki's house, they talked about everything and anything. The teens reached their destination and Naruto opened the door with the key he had pulled out of his bag a second ago.
He unlocked it and opened the door. The blonde walked in and left the door open for his friends and Itachi to walk in. "Come on in, don't be shy we don't bite, " teased Naruto, and they chuckled. The teens removed their shoes and left them on a small shelf. "We are going upstairs, " said Deidara, and Naruto nodded his head. He turned around to face the eight teens in the living room.
"Let's go to my room, " Naruto suggested, and they answered with yes. They walked the stairs up and walked towards Naruto's room. He opened the door for his friends to step in and closed the door behind him. They looked around the blonde's spacious room and their eyes lit up. "Wow, here's enough space for all of us to sleep here, " commented Ino, and the others nodded their heads.
"What should we do?" asked Lee as he looked at Naruto who smirked at him in return. "Wait here, I will be right back. Don't be afraid to touch anything, " he said and vanished from the room. The other teens took it as their chance to explore the room. "Look what I found. An e-guitar, " said Hinata as he picked it up. "Wow! It looks so amazing!" exclaimed Sakura. The teens continued with their small journey around Naruto's room.
They found more interesting items inside his room. A few examples were notebooks, a baseball bat, make-up, and more. Naruto opened the door and walked in with snacks and drinks. The teens' eyes shone as they looked at the snack Naruto had brought to them. He laid them down on the floor and sat down. Hi friends followed his actions and were now sitting in a circle. "Truth or dare, " announced Hinata, and they looked at her.
"Fine, " the others agreed to her. Naruto got a bottle and spun it. The bottle landed on Sakura and Naruto smirked. "Truth or dare?" Naruto asked her, and she decided to go for the truth. Naruto's smirk on his face grew. Sakura got a bit nervous. What could he be thinking about? "Who is that poor soul you asked out?" the blonde teen, and the pink-haired girl blushed. "Hey! I'm the luckiest man in this world, " shouted Lee.
"I knew it! You all own me 10 bucks, " shouted Naruto, and the others rolled their eyes. How did he know it? The couple looked at their friends. They bet on them? "What is going on?" demanded Sakura as she eyed Naruto. The blonde teen had a bright smile on his face as he happily explained to his friend what happened. Sakura was blushing because she was embarrassed and angry at the same time.
"How did you end up together anyway?" asked Sai as he looked at the couple. He couldn't understand how these two ended up being a couple. Lee smiled at Sai as he told them how they got together. Sakura looked at Gaara and thanked him. It was his idea that had brought her and Lee closer to each other. The red-haired brushed it off and said that it was nothing special. Sakura spun the bottle and it landed on Shikamaru who was half asleep.
She asked him what he wanted to pick and he decided to go for a dare. It was easier that way. He hadn't to think of an answer when they asked him about his private life. Sakura smirked. She was a pervert. "I want you to flirt with Naruto, " she said as she smirked. Shikamaru's eyes lit up as he looked at her. All the sleepiness was gone and replaced with shock. He then turned his head towards Naruto who didn't pay attention.
He sighed. He should have picked the truth. The pineapple head walked towards Naruto and tried his best to flirt with him which did not succeed. "You are horrible in flirting!" grunted Ino as she looked away. She couldn't take it. Shikamaru was making a fool out of himself. Naruto sighed and put up with it and dominated Shikamaru. He grabbed his chin and turned him to face Naruto.
Shikamaru's eyes locked with the eyes of the blonde as Naruto smirked. The teen flirt with his eyes and Shikamaru fell for it. "Is that better?" Naruto asked Ino as he removed his hand from Shikamaru's chin. "We should kill that pineapple too, " said Love to Gaara, and he nodded his head. They continued to spin the bottle until it landed on Naruto. "So Naruto. Who is your ideal type?" asked Ino as everyone looked at him.
They were all interested to know it since the blonde was fooling around with everyone. Naruto blinked at the question and laughed. "I don't have an ideal type. I just get interested in a person, " he answered but it wasn't enough. "Are you interested in somebody and if the answer is yes how do they look like?" Ino pressed, and Naruto sighed. This girl was something else.
Naruto looked up as he smiled. "Yes, I'm interested in someone. They have something interesting about them which makes me want to claim them as mine. Oh and they have red hair, " he answered as he smiled. Gaara felt like he had a chance by him. By the boy who gave him strange feelings. The boy who took him in no matter what. At this moment the door slammed open and a girl with red hair and glasses jumped on Naruto. "Naru, " she said as she hugged him tightly. Naruto smiled and huge the female back.
She placed herself on his lap as she looked at the other person in the room with curiosity. "Excuse me? Who are you?" asked Sakura as she, and the others looked at the beautiful girl. The girl smirked. "I'm Naruto's girlfriend and who are you?" she asked them. Gaara's world crashed down. Hinata looked at Gaara. She could sense it.
Gaara felt empty. He thought that he had a chance. But it seemed like he hadn't because Naruto already had a girlfriend. He looked at Naruto. His eyes showing pain. Naruto rolled his eyes. "Stop that bullshit, Karin, " said Naruto, and the girl pouted. She crossed her arms on her chest and playfully glared at Naruto. "Fine. It was just a joke. I'm his cousin Uzumaki Karin. And now who the hell are you? I never saw you here before, " said the girl.
Gaara looked relieved. A small sigh escaped his lips. "My name is Yamanaka Ino and I am his best friend. This is Haruno Sakura, Nara Shikamaru, Rock Lee, Sabuka Gaara, Akimichi Chouji, Hyuuga Hinata, and Sai, " answered Ino as she pointed to the said teens. "I see. Why didn't you tell me that you met new friends online?" Karin asked Naruto as she moved around his lap. The teens were watching them. This wasn't normal, was it?
"I didn't meet them online. I'm going to school now, remember?" asked Naruto, and the red-haired teen nodded her head. She must have forgotten it or just didn't care about it. She moved again and faced the other teens who were looking at them. They looked at the two cousins like they grew seven more heads on their necks. "What?" they asked in unison. Karin and Naruto tilted their head to the side as they asked them.
What was their problem? "Naruto. Don't you get it? You know. Hard. When she moved like that on your. Uh, your dick? " Ino asked while blushing, and the others nodded their heads. They didn't understand it either. It would be a normal reaction from every boy no matter what gender is sitting on their lap. There must be an erection in some way. The two Uzumakis looked at each other and laughed.
"I'm sorry for laughing, but I'm not interested in her. I don't have any reactions or erections when I am not interested in a person. So, that means that I do no masturbate either, " he explained them, and they nodded. It was pretty interesting to find out new things about the human body. "How do you explain the time you sat on my lap moving your ass around my dick and not feeling any reaction from me?" he asked the blonde teenage girl, and Ino blushed.
All the teens' heads looked at Ino. "You did not, " said Chouji but she nodded her head, and said yes. She did it on purpose to see his reaction which disappointed her because he didn't react at all. "You are such a pervert, " shouted Hinata as she covered her face with her hands. Ino huffed and looked away. "If you wanted to know his size you could have just asked me, " said Sai as he looked at her.
"Right, how do you two even became friends in the first place?" asked Shikamaru as he looked at Sai. The raven-haired boy smiled. "We became friends after the basketball game. I tried to seduce him in the shower and as I thought it worked and he pinned me against the wall, he said that I wasn't his type, " he said as he sighed. A few were blushing as they imagined it. They could imagine Naruto pinning him against the wall naked.
"Say Naruto. Why do you keep flirting with other people when you're not interested in them? Like the emo boy, me, Inopig, doggy, or his scary ass uncle who happens to be our teacher?" asked Sakura as Itachi and Deidara entered the room. She started to use the nicknames Naruto called the boys except for the name he had for Ino. Ino was a pig for Sakura but she loved that pig of hers.
"You did what?" the teens asked who weren't there as Naruto flirt with his history teacher. Naruto shrugged. "It's fun to see their reactions. I need someone who has the same energy as me. None of them push me back and it's slowly getting boring, " he confided them. "Ok but why did you flirt with MADARA, " they shouted at him. Naruto chuckled as he looked away. "When did it happen?" asked Sai as he raised his brow.
"I filmed it guys. Come and see it, " she said, and the others wasted no time to circle her and watch the video. Even Itachi wanted to see it. Sakura pressed the play bottom and they watched as Naruto dominated their teacher. After the video was over their mouths were open. They didn't dare to ask the many questions they had. But one of them had to and the one was Sai. "Did your lips touch?" he asked softly as he looked at Naruto.
"Did he like it?"
"Aren't you going to be suspended?"
"You have a thing with Madara?"
"How are you still alive?"
"He's a bottom?"
Questions after questions were asked and Naruto answered all of them honestly. "Our lips did touch just a little bit and I'm sure he liked it. Who wouldn't? Nah, he won't do that. It's our little secret after all. I don't have a thing with him. I can't stand one nightstand and how I am alive you ask? Easy. We have a date tomorrow to talk about his miserable sex life and yes, Sakura. He would bottom for me if I wanted him to. Any more questions you want to ask?" the blonde teen asked in return.
They shook their head no and Karin and Deidara began to laugh. They were already used to Naruto's flirty personality and found the reaction funny. "Send me the video. I need blackmail material if Madara wants to fail me, bubble gum, " Deidara sat to Sakura, and she nodded her head. She filmed it with the same idea in her head. She loved to blackmail others. It didn't matter who it was. Sakura would do it.
"Why are you two here anyway?" Naruto asked his brother and Deidara as Karin moved back to his lap. Itachi raised a brow, he didn't know the girl but brushed it off for now. Deidara explained to him that they wanted to get a few snacks from him as they heard what Sakura said. Understandable. "You wanna join us? We are playing truth or dare, " Naruto asked the two older teens and Deidara nodded his head.
"One more question. Whose personality did you take? Are you like your mother or like your father?" asked Shikamaru. "I'm like my bother. She likes to flirt no matter what gender the opposite has, " answered Naruto. "Wait, wait, could your mom perhaps flirt with my mother a few years ago in Italy?" asked Itachi, and Deidara and Naruto nodded their heads. They were there when it happened and Itachi's mother had told him about the event. "I can not believe it, " said the raven.
He sat next to Naruto as Itachi sat next to Deidara and Ino. Naruto spun the bottle and it landed on Itachi. Naruto looked at him and smirked. Karin knew what he was about to ask him. Itachi said truth and it all began. "What intention do you have with my older brother? You can not lie to me Uchiha. I can smell your lies, " Naruto asked him as the others eyed him. Itachi should have known that Naruto would ask him.
Deidara looked at Itachi. He wanted to know it too. The black-headed teen sighed. "We are dating, " he confessed and Naruto smirked again. "My money, Sai, Karin, " said Naruto, and the two teens rolled their eyes. They lost. Again. "How did you know it?" Itachi asked him. He and the others were curious. They were one of the only ones who had nothing against same-sex relationships. "You don't know?" Naruto asked Itachi who only shook his head no.
A sigh escaped Naruto's lips. "You should make sure not to let any marks on his body. And next time make sure that I am asleep. I hear pretty much everything. DeiDei you are way too loud, " said Naruto as he shook his head. The teens except for Karin, Deidara, and Gaara blushed. "You heard?" Itachi dared himself to ask and received a head nod from the younger blonde. "Well, I will try to keep quiet next time, " huffed Deidara as he looked away.
Itachi spun the bottle which landed on Sai. "Tell us something you hide, " said Itachi as Sai picked dare. Itachi could use this as blackmail material for betting on him and Deidara. Sai looked at him and smiled. "I'm gay, " he simply said but got no reaction. "Are you for real? Tell us something we don't know already, " demanded Chouji. All of them knew that he was gay. It was no surprise. The whole school knew it. Sai gave them a small smile.
"I killed my brother, " he said seriously, and the others looked at him. Silence. "Well, then. I think we should all say our darkest secret from here on since Sai began and Itachi asked the question. Itachi should be the next to spill his tea, " said Naruto like he didn't hear Sai. Sai was thankful that Naruto didn't force him to tell them why he did it. "Fine. I. I bottom sometimes and my family is pushing a lot of pressure on me" he confessed.
Uchiha Itachi, an eighteen-year-old whose family is homophobic, has a boyfriend and even bottoms for him from time to time. It was funny. But they didn't laugh because they could imagine the pressure his family put him under. They were rich and well known in many other counties so he had to be a perfect child for them.
"It's my turn, " said Lee a bit too loud. "I have ADHD and can not concentrate pretty well, " he confessed, and the others nodded their heads. They could imagine it. "I lost my twin sister, " confessed Sakura. She was still a child as her sister died. Her family paid since then Sakura extra attention because they didn't want to lose her too. They looked at Hinata who worse her hands. "I am a disowned lesbian, " she confessed.
Naruto looked at Sai who gave him money. "I told you she was a lesbian and wouldn't fall for me, " he told Sai who rolled his eyes. "I have sleeping problems at night so I always sleep at other times, " Shikamaru told them. They now knew why he always slept in the daytime. "I was in love with Naruto and used him to make other people jealous. I also lost my parents, " confessed Karin, and Naruto shook his head. "You still find me attractive sis and you still use me to make others jealous, " said Naruto.
"You were in love with Naruto?" the teens except Deidara asked. "Yes, I was until I found out that he was my cousin. The world is evil, " she answered as she moved around Naruto's lap. Naruto sighed. This girl would kill him one day. "I have two pairs of eyes. I lost my left eye in an accident and got a new one. I can see on both eyes tho, " he told them. That must have been the reason why his hair covered his left eye. They looked at Chouji.
"I have an eating disorder, " he confessed, and they nodded their heads in understanding. "I have a personality slip. Their name is Love and they love to bully other people and they also like to kill, " confessed Gaara. "I have bad nightmares which won't leave me alone. It's like I can see into the future, " confessed Ino. It was now Naruto's turn.
What could be his secret? Could it get any worst? Did he lose someone too? Someone he loved? "I don't really have a secret but I did try to attempt suicide a few times but failed as you can see. I then was diagnosed with depression. Oh, and I'm a bipolar bastard, " he told them with a smile. It wasn't a secret but it wasn't not a secret either. He just never told anyone because no one had bothered to ask him.
What they had heard from the others was sad, terrible, and heartbreaking. "Do you guys wanna commit a crime with me, erase our existence, and fly to another continent?" Naruto asked them. They smiled at him. Although they only knew each other for a very short time, they became friends immediately and trusted each other. "I thought you would never ask, " said Hinata, and they laughed. They loved this idea. "Let's run away in a year. When DeiDei and Tachi finish school, " said Naruto and they nodded their heads.
It was strange how easily they all became friends and how they trusted each other. "Let's have a drink, " said Deidara, and the teens nodded. Each of them took a can of alcohol and drank it. They talked about anything and nothing as they enjoyed their time. "Hey, I just remembered our bath. It's like a hot spring but a lot smaller. We would still be able to fit seven more people, " said Deidara as he looked at them. "Let's go there. But wait. We didn't bring anything for hot spring, " said Sakura.
"Let's go naked, " said Sai as he looked at Naruto. "But, but, " Ino stuttered. She has never been naked or even half-naked in front of another boy. "Don't worry Ino. You don't have to if you don't want to. I'm not forcing you. I actually have a few swimsuits from Karin somewhere. You can have a pair, " Naruto calmed her down. He didn't like to force people into something when they were clearly against it. Ino looked at him a bit longer and sighed.
"No, I think I'm ok. Let's go, " she said, and the others nodded. They walked to where the 'hot spring' was and entered a changing room. The boys came out with the towel around their waist while the girls came with a towel around their chest and waist. They walked near the hot spring and pulled their towel away exposing themselves. Ino hesitated a bit but removed hers. The teens looked at each other's bodies. Their bodies were different.
Like every other body. Naruto looked at them and smiled. "Let's jump in, " he announced, and the others got ready to jump in. "Three, two, one, now, " Naruto said loud and they jumped inside the hot water. "This feels so good, " moaned Sakura, and the others agreed with her. "How come you are so rich? It's even more than we have, " asked Itachi his boyfriend, and Naruto. The two looked at each other and shrugged.
"Our parents are important people. They are rich. We are just their children. Because they can not watch over us our Uncle Nagato and his wife Konan watch over us together with Tsunade baa-chan and pervy sage. Also, know as Jiraya-Sensei, " answered Naruto. The teens nodded their heads. Each of them enjoyed each other's company. "Karin stop pressing your body against Naruto!" shouted Ino. It was getting annoying. "Why? Are you jealous? Come he has two sides to cover, " answered Karin.
Ino blushed at the thought. She looked at Naruto waiting for him to say something. Naruto looked at her and gestured her towards him. She slowly but surely moved to his other side. "You feeling better now?" Naruto asked, and she nodded her head as she looked away. "But don't forget that I'm not interested in you, " Naruto added, and the others started to laugh. Even Gaara. He was less worried about Naruto liking Ino. There were only a few people in their school with red hair and he was one of them.
They stayed in the water for a while longer. The two girls were pushed away by Naruto as he pulled Gaara to himself. Gaara was sitting before Naruto and blushed a bit. "And Gaara? How is Love acting up? Are they giving you any problems?" Naruto asked Gaara softly. The red-haired boy recovered from his blushing self and looked at the teens who were playing like children. "Love doesn't act up anymore. Well, not as much as they used to do, " he answered and Naruto nodded.
Naruto wrapped his arms around Gaara and pulled him closer. "You are a very interesting person, " said Naruto as he put his head on Gaara's. They enjoyed each other's warmth and weren't interrupt by the others. "SHIKAMARU DON'T YOU DARE FALL ASLEEP IN HERE, " yelled Karin, Ino, Hinata, and Sakura at the same time. "But I want to, " he whined but the girls shook their heads. "What if you drown and die?" they asked him and he rolled his eyes.
"Then I drown and die, " Shikamaru said as he sunk into the water. "Don't you dare forget our plan of committing a crime! And if you want to die that badly let us handle it, " the girls pressed as they surrounded him. Shikamaru sweatdropped. He sunk more into the water until his head was underwater. The teens waited a bit for him to reappear but he didn't. "NARUTO, " they all shouted and Naruto walked over to where Shikamaru sunk.
He sunk too and searched for his friend. Shikamaru had swum to another place and was about to fall asleep as Naruto pressed him against his body and pulled him up. "He was about to sleep underwater, " Naruto said as he reappeared. They turned around to look at Naruto and an almost sleeping Shikamaru. The girls ran to Shikamaru and Naruto and pulled him away from the blonde. They did their best to leave him alive while they beat him.
After they finished they looked at their masterpiece. "Now, you can die, " said Hinata, and moved away together with the others. The boys started to laugh. They made a note to never anger these girls ever again. Sai swam behind Naruto and pressed his body against him. He wiggled his arms to the blonde's neck and hugged him. The others were watching Sai's attempt to seduce Naruto. The way he moved his body to do so was amazing and they thought Naruto would fall for it but they knew him.
Naruto smirked at the others and they smirked back. Naruto turned himself and Sai around and bend the raven-haired over. He grabbed his face and turned Sai's head to face him. "You won't succeed, Sai. As I said, I already am interested in somebody else, " said Naruto softly. Sai moved closer to Naruto's lower body part not giving up just yet, but Naruto wasn't going to lose either. He moved to Sai and whispered inside his ear. "Nope, won't work on me, " the blonde said and released Sai.
"I will get my way somehow, " said Sai as he smiled. The other teens laugh. Karin jumped onto Naruto and he caught her. "If we are leaving this country then we just make sure to never go to Alabama. I do not trust these two, " said Chouji as he looked a the cousins. "Yes, " the others agreed. They stayed in the water until it was nighttime. "Who's hungry?" Deidara asked loudly, and the teens shouted 'me'. "Let's go and dry ourselves then eat. I bet Nagato is already home, " said Naruto.
The teens nodded their heads and walked out of the water. They dressed in something warm and comfortable and entered the kitchen. "Hey, Nagato, goddess, " greeted Naruto as he saw both his guardians in the kitchen. "Oh, hello, " greeted Nagato back. "You hungry? I already called the pizza shop, " said Konan, and the others nodded. "Now, Naruto. Who are they? Hey Karin. Stop clinking to Naruto. Your crazy ass ex-boyfriend isn't here is he, " said Konan, and Karin shook her head.
"Oh, they are my friends in crime. Yamanaka Ino her Majesty herself, Haruno Sakura a demonic angel, Rock Lee the king of youth, Uchiha Itachi the prince of stoic, Sai the slutty guy who can not stop seducing me aka Sai the seducer, Akimichi Chouji the master of good food, Nara Shikamaru our lazy ass head, Sabuka Gaara our CEO of love, and Hyuuga Hinata the princess of observation, " Naruto introduced his friend. "I see. And who are you, Dei, and Karin then?" asked Nagato.
"Uzumaki Karin the evil queen of jealousy, Uzumaki Deidara the one who knows everything, and Uzumaki Naruto the nice flirty bipolar bastard, " said Naruto as he smiled. "I like the names. I want to be your partner in crimes too, " said Konan happily. "Uzumaki Konan our goddess and Uzumaki Nagato our master of Pain, " Naruto said, and Nagato glared at him. "What? You did have an obsession with Pain, " said Deidara as he assisted Naruto.
"I like it. The pizza must be here soon. I ordered enough for all of us. What crime will we commit?" Konan asked the teens. "Murderer, stealing and kidnapping, " listed Naruto. "And who are we going to kill, steal from, and kidnap?" asked Konan. "I don't know. We haven't talked about it. What do you guys think? Can we kill Sasuke?" Naruto suggested while the others laughed. "Who is Sasuke?" asked Karin.
She didn't know him because they weren't going to the same school. "It's just an arrogant emo duck ass, " replied Chouji, and Karin nodded. Itachi glared at Naruto. "What? He's annoying, " asserted the blonde. "Still, we need someone to look after the Uchiha company, " answered Itachi, and the teen sighed. "Who will we kidnap?" asked Hinata. The teens thought about it for a while.
"Let's kidnap Madara, steal from Kakashi, and kill our most hated teacher, " suggest Sakura, and the others nodded their heads. "Who said that we will only murder, steal, and kidnap once? We have time to think about everything, " said Shikamaru, and the teens, and college students nodded their heads. Shikamaru was right. "Well then, do you have an exact date?" asked Nagato. Lee answered with the day from which Deidara and Itachi graduate.
The doorbell rang and Naruto went to open it. He gave them the money and took the pizza. "Pizza, " he said and they ran towards him. Konan had bought two of each pizza sort except Pizza Hawaii. She's allergic to the topping. The teens and college students ate the food, talked, and laughed. They were having a good time. After they finished the food they cleaned up and went to bed. Deidara and Itachi slept in Deidara's room while Naruto and his friends slept in his room.
The spacious room had enough spots to lay and sleep. All of them slept on the floor in a futon. The girls made a decision. They would share the bed. But it seemed like Karin didn't mean to sleep with them. She pushed them all away while sleeping. The girls would wake up in the middle of the night, on the floor. Naruto would wake up and apologize. He should have warned them. He got the girls extra futons to lay on and they thanked him. They went back to sleep.
The teens woke up one by one and took a shower. After that, they cooked breakfast and ate. "When is your date with Madara?" asked Ino after she swallowed the food. "Afternoon in school why do you ask?" the blonde answered her and asked her in return. "Sakura needs blackmail material. We all do. If he let us fail we will kill him, " answered Hinata, and the blonde nodded his head. They continued to eat their food till they finished. They talked a bit until it was time to head back home.
Sakura walked back home. She reached her house safely and text in the group chat that she was home. The pink-haired girl walked to her room and passed the living room where her parents sat. She undressed and redressed in her home clothes and walked downstairs. The girl walked to her parents and hugged them. "Hey, honey, how was it? Did something happen?" asked her mother as she kissed her daughter on her cheek.
"It was awesome. We played a game and went to his own little hot spring. I found out more about my friends, too. Oh, and I have a boyfriend. Forgot to tell you yesterday, " answered Sakura, and her parents looked at her. "A boyfriend? Who is he?" asked her father. Sakura likes the attention of her parents. They cared about her very much and she could feel it. "Yes, I have. His name is Rock Lee. He's one year older than me, " she introduced her boyfriend.
"Can you invite him to dinner sometime?" her mother asked her softly. "Yes, of course. I'm sure he would like to meet you two, " answered Sakura. She hugged her parents one more time and went back to her room to take a nap. Karin had kicked her out of the bed too often and too hard. She wished that her blonde-headed had warned her before they agreed to sleep in the same bed.
Shikamaru walked to his house and texted his friends that he reached his home. "I'm back, " he announced as he walked inside the house. "Welcome back. How was it?" asked his mother. She was a kind woman. She cared about people and her family and she loved to help other people. "It was fun I guess. I slept well, " he commented, and his mother smiled. She was worried about the sleepover because she knew that her son had sleeping problems.
"Shikamaru, you're already here? I thought that you would sleep on you're way here, " joked his father, and the teen laughed with his mother. "As you can see, I'm here. Although I almost died yesterday, " he murmured. His father raised a brow. "What do you mean by that? You almost died?" asked his father. "Yes. The girls were beating me because I almost fell asleep in the water, " the pineapple head replied. His mother and father laughed.
"They did a great job, " commented his mother as she smiled at him. "I'm going upstairs to sleep, troublesome woman, " the black-haired teen said and walked to his room. As he entered he laid down on his bed and immediately fell asleep. He was tired but not as tired as he thought he was. The teen enjoyed his sleep and dream.
Naruto went back to his room and received text messages from his friends. He was happy that they reached their houses safely. The teen laid down on his bed and took a quick nap. He slept around two to three hours and woke up in the afternoon. The teen dressed in black pants, a white t-shirt, a jeans jacket, black shoes with white socks, and a black belt. The blonde looked over his outfit and was satisfied. He styled his hair and leaked to school.
The teen took his time to walk to school to meet Madara. He reached ten minutes later and saw Madara already waiting for him. "Did you wait for a long time, daddy?" asked the teen as he stepped in front of Madara. "Don't you get embarrassed while saying something like that?" asked the raven-haired man. The teen shook his head and told him no. "Well then, let's go to a cafe and talk, " suggest Naruto, and the man nodded his head.
The two males walked alongside each other in comfortable silence. They walked to a nearby cafe and entered. They took a seat and ordered food. "So, how is your sex life going on?" Naruto asked straightforward. The raven-haired teacher looked at him. This boy was bold. Too bold but he liked it. "Miserable. No good sex. Nothing, " confessed the older raven. Naruto shook his head. "How can someone as good built as you not have good sex? Is it because you liking to be dominated by someone who isn't here anymore?" the teen asked, earning a glare from his teacher.
"Fine, yes. And now? What should I do? What are your experiences with sex?" the man asked? He was frustrated. Too frustrated and asked a teenager for advice. "I don't have sex. I'm a virgin liking to fool around, " said Naruto as he took his food from the waitress who came to their table with their order. She was trying to not listen to their conversation. "You're still a virgin? How? You keep playing around like that and still haven't had sex yet?" asked Madara.
This teen would kill him someday. "I play but I'm a loyal bastard, " he told his teacher. Madara took a sip from his tea and sighed. How could he revive a few advice from a flirty little teenage virgin? He must have sunk pretty low. "What? I may be a virgin but I'm still good at sex. Don't believe me? Here read, " said Naruto, and handled his teacher a notebook. The older male took the notebook as he looked at the teen. The teen was suspicious.
Madara read through the first two pages and returned the book to Naruto. "I see, you are blushing a bit. You should practice this more. I bet you imagined yourself and Hashirama in this scene didn't you, " said Naruto as he eyes his teacher. He was indeed right. His teacher did imagine it. "How can you write something like this with no experiences?" questioned the raven. Naruto bit in his cake and looked at Madara. He presented to think about it.
"I have a big fantasy, " the blonde teen replied, earning an eye roll from the raven-haired man. "So, how do you wanna do it? Do you want to play the bottom or the top this Sunday?" Naruto asked. Madara was confused. What did he mean? "What are you talking about? You're not trying to rape me are you?" the man asked, and Naruto laughed. "No, no. It's not like that. I'm asking which sex toy you prefer, " answered Naruto, and Madara nodded his head.
They talked a while longer and walked towards Naruto's house. "Please come in. It's not a problem, " said Naruto as he opened the door for his teacher. Madara nodded his head and stepped in. They walked together to the living room and Madara sat down. At this moment Deidara walked in. "I see. So you two are going to continue here, " said Deidara, and Madara looked at him.
"Dei borrow us your new toy. The one you didn't use, " said Naruto, and his brother nodded. Deidara gave it to Madara who hesitated a second. "I want you to wash it. No. You know what? Keep it. I will buy a new one, " said Deidara as he sat down. "Naruto, can we kidnap him if he isn't grateful for the present?" asked Deidara, and Naruto shook his head. "I swear to Kami, something is wrong with you two, " said Madara as he stood. It was time to go.
The weekend went on. Nothing special happened. Naruto was in his room writing a new story while Gaara was thinking about his friends and especially Naruto. Ino was thinking about the nice time they had. Shikamaru was sleeping and Chouji tried to handle his food disorder. Sakura brought Lee over for dinner with her parents and Sai was making a plan for seducing Naruto. Hinata did nothing much just like Karin. Itachi was doing the task his father gave him. And that's how their weekend went.
What if I am the monster?
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