Author's note: Okay first off, Happy Easter to all who celebrate it, second I would Like to thank Wolvenstrom for beta reading this chapter for me, and third, heres what Lola and Lana Lard look like in my story (just add a . com after deviantart): www . deviantart garazune / art / commission-lola-and-lana-lard-875064517

It was just past midnight when Lincoln came downstairs to have a late-night snack. After having 3 sandwiches he began heading back to bed when he heard the roar of a car engine followed by the screeching of breaks and thuds. Curiosity getting the better of him, he opened the front door just as someone reached it and began pounding on his chest. They stopped when they realized that they weren't pounding on the door. Thanks to the light of the moon plus his eyes adjusted to the dark he could see exactly who this person, or rather woman was

"Leni?"

"Li-" he slapped his hand over her mouth

"Shh everyone's asleep"

"Oh sorry" she said as he removed it "I can't believe you're back! I missed you so much!" she said as she held him tightly

"That's good to know. I take it as soon as you told everyone, you raced straight over here?"

"Yah ha" with her still clamped onto him, he stepped back and closed the front door before reversing into the kitchen where he turned the light on.

Now that the lights were on he could see that Leni now basically looked like a thin version of his Leni, minus the scars and lab coat. He could also see that she was starting to cry. With a slight roll of his eyes, he returned the hug, albeit much more gently. When they finally let go she looked at him up and down with a look of awe "wow Linky, you're huge" she said, being only eye level with his neck, she then grabbed his arm and admired his large muscles "you must be super strong now" Lincoln responded by putting his hands on her hips and lifting her up high as if she weighed nothing

"That would be an accurate assumption," he said before he put her back down "you know you could have waited until *looks at the clock* later today to come here, we aren't leaving here for quite a while"

"What do you mean we?" Lincoln sighed and gave Leni a brief rundown of what happened.

"So you're stuck here?"

"Yeah, unfortunately, though at least I have some of my family here, so it's not that bad" he then saw Leni get a sad look "Leni, please don't be like that"

"Lincoln we missed you so much that we basically fell apart without you here!"

"Oh come off it, there's no way I could have been the one thing that held you all together. Besides, you have Lyle now and he's great"

"When you told us that you were staying with that other family we were so upset that we tried to forget about you so that it wouldn't hurt so much"

"Which lead to me being the family secret"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Lily and Lyle had no idea that I even existed"

"Oh"

"Yeah, oh"

"I'm sorry I was a bad sister Lincoln"

Lincoln gave a weary sigh "you weren't a bad sister Leni"

"I wasn't?"

"No, if you weren't a, and let's be honest, a blithering idiot back then, you would have tied with Luna for best sister" Leni didn't know how to feel about that

"I'm not gonna deny the fact I wasn't smart back then, heck even now I still do things that I question what I was thinking"

"Like driving all the way here at what I'm assuming were dangerous speeds in the middle of the night?"

"…yeah…but I've gotten much better over the years"

"I know, your mum told me that you're a famous fashion designer, of which I must say, congratulations"

"Thanks, Linky…*sigh* Lincoln?"

"Yeah?"

"Once you do get a way to go back home, do you think you could maybe visit us sometime?"

"Sure" he replied with a small smile before he sat down at the kitchen table with Leni joining him before they began catching up.

When Lynn Sr. entered the kitchen to make breakfast like he did every morning he stopped as he saw Lincoln and surprisingly his Leni sitting at the kitchen table, Lincoln slumped back in his chair and Leni with her head resting on her arms, both sound asleep. Deciding to let them be he made some coffee and was about to start making breakfast when he spotted the food maker. He gave a shrug before he put a plate in it and held down the button "two eggs, sunny side up, 2 strips of bacon, and two pieces of white toast" he said before removing his finger from the button and in an instant, everything he asked for appeared on the plate which he took to the dining room.

Halfway through his breakfast, he heard a beeping which indicated that his coffee was ready. When he re-entered the kitchen he had to use all of his willpower not to laugh as he saw Lincoln and Leni batting at the air to try and turn off an alarm "alright you two up and at 'em" he said making the two groan as they slowly aroused from their slumber.

When Lincoln became more alert, he realized where he was "so it wasn't a dream" he muttered

"Nope. Here" Lynn Sr said as he placed a cup of coffee in front of both of them. The coffee helped wake up the two young adults "so Leni, what time did you get here?"

"I don't know, I came here after I told everyone that Lincoln was back" Leni Loud replied

"She drove here like a maniac and would have busted the door down if I hadn't had opened it," Lincoln said and took a sip of his coffee.

"You know Leni, you could have waited. They're not going anywhere" Lynn Sr. stated before he headed back to his breakfast

"Yeah, I know that now," she said sheepishly before she hugged Lincoln who returned it.

After the 2 young adults used the food maker, which Leni Loud was astounded by, Lincoln called out loudly "guys, breakfast time!" which woke up everyone in the house there was a pause before a rumbling was heard for a brief moment. "They're realizing that they're not in their regular house" Lincoln stated the first ones to enter the dining room were Luna, Sam, Lucy, and Sid brought up the rear "morning girls, you sleep well?" he asked

"Could have been better" Luna said with the other girls agreeing, though Lucy and Sid brightened up after being given a hug and a kiss from Lincoln. The girls then headed into the kitchen and began asking for their breakfasts. Shortly afterward, the rest of the newcomers came downstairs along with the rest of the loud kids.

As everyone said their good mornings Lincoln stopped Lily "hey Lil"

"Yeah Linc?"

"How was sleeping with Lola?"

"It was good actually, she's a very quiet sleeper"

He looked relieved "That's good, normally she doesn't sleep well if she doesn't have me or Mr. Fluffles"

She frowned "I hope I don't seem rude buuut what's wrong with her exactly?"

"She was hit by a truck when she was 3 and it gave her brain damage. It's just gotten worse over the years, and the doctors now say that her intelligence won't surpass that of a 10-year-old"

She winced "Oh, I'm so sorry"

"It's fine, she's happy and she even has…had a part-time job stacking shelves at the supermarket." He brightened "And she also coached and encouraged other special pageant girls. They really look up to her."

Lily was surprised by this "that's really impressive considering."

"Yeah, and I apologize in advance if she accidentally breaks anything of yours"

"I take it she's a klutz"

"Well...I wouldn't say, klutz"

"Linky I had the best *thud*" the two looked and saw Lola shake her head as she recovered from walking into a wall "I'm okay"

"...okay she is a klutz"

"It's fine then" and Lily got in line for the food maker.

Once Lincoln had finished his breakfast he headed out to the garage to wake up Luan and Maggie. Peering in through the window, his eyes widened as he saw that the two were already up and Maggie was "feeding" Luan. "That's it, baby, drink up so you get big and strong" Maggie cooed, looking up she spotted Lincoln with his dumbfounded expression, smiled and pulled her wife closer to her. Lincoln shook his head to snap out of it then turned on his heel and headed back inside.

As he entered back into the house, he walked straight into Giganta and Titania. Also known as Stella's breasts "oh Lincoln, not here" Stella cooed as he took a step back. Smiling as the musclebound albino blushed

"Sorry Stella"

"I take it Maggie's coming?"

"Any minute now," He said flatly.

"Hey, are you Lincoln's original Leni?" They both heard Justin say entering the dining room The two saw that everyone was now looking at Leni Loud in surprise, Leni Loud however was speechless at how big everyone was, especially Sid.

"Wow, you're all so...big," she said in awe due to nearly every girl being between 800-1000lbs. She then looked Justin up and down "you know, you kinda look like an anime character my daughter likes, Gowho I think"

"I think you're thinking of Goku, Leni" Lincoln corrected

"Believe it or not, I typically wear a gi like him, I'm only wearing this because it was Luan's birthday yesterday" Justin said casually, gesturing to his black vest, white shirt and jeans

"Which also raises another problem we have, we don't have a change of clothing" Lincoln stated, making everyone realise that "and there is no way even half of you girls is going to fit in that shower"

"No offense guys but I highly doubt that there's any place in Royal Woods that sells clothes in your sizes" Lynn stated

"Well the shower won't be an issue, I have an emergency house in my pocket as well…which I should have used to sort out the sleeping issue" Leni Lard stated

"Okay then, but we still have the clothing problem," Lincoln said

"Maybe Leni could make clothes for you?" Lyle suggested, making everyone perk up and look at thin Leni

"Of course! I can totes make new clothes for you guys. I've got everything I need in my car" and with that she headed out to her car with Lincoln following after her to assist her.

When they exited the house, Lincoln's eyes widened as he saw the state Leni Loud's car was in. It would have been a really nice car if it wasn't parked on the lawn, had the headlights broken, the front dented, a branch embedded in the grill scratches all over the front and sides, and the front windshield cracked. "Uh...I take it it wasn't like that when you left home?"

"Um no," Leni replied sheepishly.

The two retrieved Leni Loud's sewing machine as well as a surprising number of bolts of fabric, other materials and other things she would need when designing and making clothes. Taking it all up to the spare bedroom, Leni Loud and Lincoln began setting everything up. Once everything was set up, Leni Loud began taking everyone's measurements, starting with Lincoln. Upon his request, Leni Loud was going to make sure all of the clothes were loose on everyone. Once she had jotted down everyone's measurements, Sid's being the hardest to take for obvious reasons, she got to work on making clothes for everyone.

Meanwhile

As Leni Loud worked on making new sets of clothes, her counterpart had exited the house and was now standing in the back yard, Leni Lard then reached into her hammerspace pocket and pulled out a small cube. She twisted it and tossed it forward were it rapidly transformed into a round 4 meter in diameter house that was 2.5 meters high. The inside of the house contained a shower/bathroom, a food maker, a computer, and a lounge/bed area. The shower had been designed so that even someone of even Sid's size could easily fit in the shower and Stella wouldn't have to duck to get properly washed. It was also equipped with a shower seat for the disabled, which Luan, who would later be staying in the house, would be grateful for.

Elsewhere

Lily and Lyle were practically begging to know more about Lincoln and hear stories about him and their family. As Lincoln was about to tell them about the sister fight protocol, there was a knock on the door. Deciding to get it, he opened the door and was met with a familiar, albeit thinner, face. Standing before him was Lucy Loud, who basically just looked like a thin version of his Lucy, only instead of wearing overalls, a shirt, boots, and gloves, she wore a plain black t-shirt, jeans, and runners, she had even had her fringe cut short revealing her eyes.

"Hey Lucy, it's been a while" he greeted, Lucy however just looked at him in awe as she took in her former brothers appearance

"Wow...Lincoln...you're...you're"

"Cut. Jacked. Shredded. Buff. Huge. Massive. Chiseled...?" He counted off on his fingers like he'd hear it a million times before.

"All of the above." She said while slowly nodding.

"Heh yeah I have gotten taller and bulked up a bit" he said before she threw her arms around him and held him tightly

"Lincoln, I'm so sorry I was a horrible sister to you! The scares, the creepy morbid stuff, and the many times I tried to bury you alive"

"What do you mean tried? you did bury me alive on more than one occasion" Lucy almost started crying at this "look, Lucy, I forgive you"

"W-what?"

"I forgive you"

"How could you just forgive someone for doing what I did to you for years"

"Because Lucy, I can actually forgive people for their past mistakes, can you?"

Lucy was confused by this "what do you mean?"

"Are you still an irrational hothead who wants payback when someone wrongs you, or can you forgive and forget like me?"

Lucy gave a sigh "I've changed Lincoln, I've grown up. I'm no longer a hothead. I shouldn't have helped the girls in that stupid payback prank"

"No you shouldn't have, but I like to think of that whole incident as a blessing in disguise"

"How so?"

"Why don't you come in and we can talk better"

"Okay then" as Lucy entered, her eyes widened as she was met with the sight of the giant chested Amazonian known as Stella "Sweet mother of..." she muttered

"Lucy, I would like you to meet my girlfriend, Stella" Lincoln introduced

"Wow, I thought a thin Leni and Lily was weird, but a thin Lucy, that's just...wow," Stella said before she extended a large hand out to Lucy Loud. Lucy grabbed Stella's hand which almost eclipsed hers and they shook. Despite being almost 7 feet tall, fat, and having breasts the size of over-inflated exercise balls that would make any other man not care if she had the butteriest of faces, Lucy had to admit that Stella was a stunningly beautiful woman.

Guiding Lucy to the dining room, he sat down at the table where Justin was sitting and reading the want ads in a newspaper, which he was hidden behind "Now, Lucy, the reason you guys sending me to another dimension was a blessing in disguise was that my life couldn't be better there, I have an awesome job as a comic book writer and artist, I have an awesome family, perfect girlfriends, I own a mansion, and I'm seen as a hero in my dimension after I helped save humanity from a horrific disease"

"Ugh we get it. Your a hero. You saved the world. Can you stop bringing it up every chance you get" Justin said from behind the paper

"Hey, don't talk about my man like that" Lucy looked and her eyes widened as she saw a version of Ronnie Anne, who had to turn sideways to enter the room because of the biggest butt and widest hips she'd ever seen in her life, walk up to Lincoln and the two kissed. When they broke apart Ronnie Anne turned to Lucy "hey, how's it going"

"Uh good, um why did you two just kiss like that when Stella is just in the other room?"

"Because I'm his girlfriend, duh" Ronnie replied

"But..."

"Polygamy is perfectly acceptable in my dimension" She stated.

"If anything it's actually kind of weird to turn it down if it's on the table." Stella finished

"Wow er I mean that's great Lincoln, I'm really happy for you. who else are you in a relationship with?" she quickly got her answer as a portal opened up and out came Sid followed by Lucy Loud's counterpart.

Lucy Loud's jaw almost smashed through the floor as she saw the 1800lbs Sid 'how is she alive!' Lucy Loud mentally screamed

"Hey stud, Lucy says..." Sid trailed off as she saw Lucy Loud "it's your counterpart Luc" peering around Sid, Lucy Lard spotted her thin counterpart who gave her a shy smile and wave.

"Hey there, you're looking well," Lucy Lard said to her counterpart

"As are you" Lucy Loud replied

"Lucy" both Lucy's turned to Lincoln

"Loud, these two beautiful angels are also my girlfriend's"

"...what?"

"Sid and my Lucy are my girlfriends"

"As well as lovers" Lucy Lard added as she moved in front of Lincoln before pulling him down and giving him a deep kiss.

When they broke apart, they saw that Lucy Loud didn't look that good "hey Lucy, you okay?" Lincoln asked. Lucy Loud then leapt out of her chair and raced to the kitchen where she proceeded to completely empty her stomach contents into the bin "I think she might be there for a bit…so what were you two debating about?"

"Lucy said that I'm too big to get any kind of job here," Sid said

"Weeeeell…"

"So you don't think I could get a job here either" She huffed and crossed her arms

"You're literally the fattest person on this Earth. Given your physical limits, there might not be many jobs you could do in this world, and no offense but I can't picture you as being desk jockey or secretary material" Sid sighed and headed to the living room. "maybe Mr. Loud would be okay if she didn't work at all as long as we keep bringing in money?" Lincoln said

"We'll ask him when he comes back" Lucy Lard stated, to which Lincoln nodded.

"Lincoln, could you tell us that story now?" Lyle practically begged, looking through the kitchen doorway he saw Lucy Loud still bent over the bin with Justin rubbing her back

"Okay then, gather round you two, and I shall tell you a tale" and Lincoln proceeded to tell both Lily and Lyle about the sister fight protocol.

As Lincoln told the two about the sister fight protocol, Lucy Loud had finally finished emptying her stomach "here, rinse your mouth out with this" Justin said as he handed Lucy a grape soda. After rinsing her mouth out and drinking the rest of the soda, she wiped her mouth clean and turned to face Justin.

"Thanks for tha…" she trailed off as she looked at him for the first time.

"Um are you okay?" Justin asked

"You're so hot" she replied before she shook her head "I mean hi, my names Lucy, what's yours?" she asked bashfully.

Justin realised what was happening and decided to go for it "my names Justin, pleasure to meet you Lucy…well this you, I'm already well acquainted with big Lucy"

She grimaced.

"He tell you he's dating her?"

She nodded "Of all the sick...why would he?"

He shrugged "Because she's not you?" She looked at him oddly "Look I'll save you the overcomplicated stuff and get right down to it. Despite appearances my big Lucy isn't you. Big Lucy isn't anymore related to him than your neighbor is." He smiled "You think Lincoln didn't have the same reaction as you when he heard she had a crush on him?"

Lucy minced the words over in her mind. That was...better, she supposed. She still wanted to divert the topic.

"So you came through with Lincoln?"

"Yeah, long story short, *takes a deep breath* me, Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lucy, Lola, Sam, Maggie, Ronnie Anne, Sid, and Stella were all sucked through a portal and spat out here with the only way for us to get home being destroyed, so now we have to wait until Leni can make the right connections to get the parts she needs to make another portal generator" Justin explained

"So are you one of his friends?" Lucy Loud asked

"Actually, technically I'm your cousin, once removed. Again, we're not actually related." seeing Lucy's confusion he clarified "I'm your great-Aunt Ruth's son, and according to Lincoln, I don't exist here…which now that I think about it, will make getting a job even harder here"

"You're looking for work?"

"Yeah, it's part of a deal we have here with your old man. We get to stay here, and in return, we all have to get jobs"

"If you want, I can give you a job at my landscaping business" she suggested with blush still present on her face.

Justin's face lit up at that "really?!" Lucy nodded "thanks a million Luc!" and he pulled her into a hug.

Lucy's blush increased at this 'oh god these muscles' she thought as her body was pressed up against his bulging rock hard abs and pecks while his huge bulky arms held her tightly. This sensation caused Lucy to basically melt onto him. When he let go of her she stayed in place

"Uh, Lucy?"

"Keep holding me," she said, Justin complied by wrapping one arm around her, but his other arm went a bit lower and rested on her larger than average butt which he squeezed and moved her forward pressing her lower body right up against him.

Lucy's eyes widened at this and she looked up to meet Justin's gaze as he gave her a sly smile which made her go back to melting on him 'I have a feeling that this might turn into something' Justin thought as he held his interdimensional not-cousin.

Authors Note: and there you go, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, let me know what you thought of the chapter in the reviews, and the first person to point out the reference in this chapter gets a shout out in the next chapter.