GUESS WHOSE BACK! Sorry that I've been gone for so long y'all! Life didn't go the way I planned so i ended up busy and had to adapt! Now let me make up for y'all with some chapters and as usual. I OWN NOTHING!
The Slender household has been staring at the destroyed plane and the reactions were all one word. Horrified.
"Did he kill an entire plane of people just to drop a plane in the front yard!?" Jane yelled out
"Why would he do that?" Toby asked
"I thought you said the laser wouldn't harm the plane!" Zex yelled out holding a laser pointer.
"It shouldn't have. Oh wait no that's the airliner that Homelander let fall" Madko said as Zex sighed.
"The people are alive at least?" Zex asked worried.
Madko points up as Superman, Superboy, the Batwing, Wonder Woman, and the Helicarrier are seen going back into a portal. "Yup! Considering me and you live within the multiverse we can pull shit like this!"
"...We need to let Superman beat the shit out of Homelander." Zex said with a sinister smile
"Actually he asked for you to let him do that personally!" Madko said
"Oh shit! You know it's about to go down if Superman himself asks to beat the shit out of someone!" Zex says as a poster flies by showing the "Showdown" (1)
"Well I guess we should watch the next battle...I guess?" Ben said as he walked back into the mansion as everyone followed.
"Why did he drop an airliner on us?" Jane asked in confusion.
"Who knows at this point." Hoodie said as Clockwork started to think.
"Okay so this Zex guy can do whatever he wants. He claims to be an Editor or, if I remember correctly, a Gary Stu. Yet it feels like he does have a weakness. What is it? If only he showed up more often instead of just randomly dropping shit! Well when that Madko guy showed up he appeared easily annoyed. Maybe he has a short temper?" Clockwork thought as she sat down on the couch back in her original spot.
"Well it's not like the next battle can cause us more fear right?" Toby said as Zex and Madko laughed in the distance.
PROLOUGE
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: For untold decades, scientists have searched for a legitimate method of measuring a person's level of badassness, completely missing the obvious answer.
"How many hotdogs they can consume?" Toby asked.
"How many people they killed?" Jeff asked second.
"How many people they saved?" Clockwork said trying to be the sane one. (it was usually Sally)
Boomstick: Just check out the size of his sword!
The guys, except Slenderman, let out a chuckle.
"Of course." Jane said with a groan.
Like Guts, the brutal black swordsman from Berserk.
"How brutal can he be?" Jeff asked not realizing he jinxed himself.
Wiz: And Nightmare, the demonic scourge from Soul Calibur.
"He doesn't look like a demon." Ben said skeptical since he has seen a demon. Hell he lives with Slenderman for fuck's sake!
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
GUTS
(*Cues: Berserk - Et Voici Guts*)
Wiz: In the realm of Midland, rumors run rampant of a man wielding a humongous blade (Jeff laughs) slaying any (Jane smacks Jeff for laughing harder) that get in his way, but before his legend grew, this black swordsman was known simply as Guts.
"He sounds very interesting." Smile said with a laugh.
Boomstick: Oh ho, man, I'm so excited! Guts is one of the most badass and hardcore characters ever.
Guts shouts and swings a smaller sword, which shatters a ball and chain's ball.
"Okay that is impressive especially with a sword since it would usually be the opposite." Slenderman said remembering the knights that tried to kill a man with a mace. Yeah the mace broke the swords. No he didn't watch Lord of the Rings...okay he did.
(*Cues: Berserk - Boscorn 2*)
Wiz: But the story of Guts is not for the faint of heart.
Boomstick: Yeah, it's... kind of dark. You've been warned.
"Oh how bad could it b-"
Wiz: After a brutal massacre, Guts was born from the corpse of his mother, who had been hanged from a tree.
Hoodie ran out of the room and threw up...again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" Jeff yelled out in shock.
Jane covered her mouth in shock. Ben went paler than even Slenderman's skin and Smile? Yeah his jaw hit the floor so hard there is a crack in ran to the window with Clockwork following right behind him.
Slenderman grabbed a phone.
"Yes you-" "Zalgo I don't care what our differences are, get over here and look at this...mortal. I think you will find it interesting." Slenderman hung up the phone as a certain Satan knockoff came in through a fire portal.
"This better be-" Slenderman points at the screen as Zalgo looks at it mid speak. "-WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"Care to join us?" Slenderman asked as Hoodie was heard throwing up with Toby hurling out the window with Clockwork rubbing his back.
"Yes." Zalgo sat down interested.
Boomstick: And we're just getting started.
Slenderman's face scrunched up...somehow. "Excuse me what?"
Baby Guts was discovered by a traveling band of mercenaries and was adopted by the camp whore.
"Well that must have been fun to see what Mommy did for a living." Zalgo said with a laugh.
Wiz: Who... died of the plague three years later. With no one left to turn to, Guts was mentored by the mercenary leader Gambino, who began training him in swordsmanship when he was just six years old.
?: Hey Guts! Why don't you use a smaller sword? One right for your size?
Guts tries to attack Gambino, who then knees him.
Gambino: We don't carry any baby-sized swords for kids here anyway.
Jeff's eyes narrowed. While he killed people he hated people like Gambino...especially since many creepypasta have dealt with bad parents. Toby and Clockwork are BIG examples of this.
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Wiz: An extremely determined student of war, Guts was soon brought on to the battlefield and killed his first man at the age of nine.
"Ha! I killed-Wait no i didn't." Jeff stopped himself. He never killed at that young age...at least he thinks he didn't.
Boomstick: Despite his skill, life wasn't all murder sunshine and rainbows. Young Guts was constantly abused in many ways that I don't really want to go into.
The house, except Zalgo cause he is a prick, seethed.
But these awful things he had to endure kickstarted the long and excruciating process of grooming Guts into the scariest man in the world.
"How scary to be exact?" Hoodie asked as he walked back in with one of Zalgo's minions head landing in front of him.
Scary enough that he earned respect throughout the multiverse ane struck fear into even self proclaimed gods. He is THAT scary.
"Holy shit."
(*Cues: Berserk - More Death and Silence 2*)
Wiz: After killing his crazed adopted father in self-defense, Guts became a lone mercenary and a damn good one. Recognized for his skill, he was recruited by a mercenary group called the Band of the Hawk, Led by an ambitious man named Griffith.
"That's a dude?" Toby asked in shock.
"Back then it was perfectly fine for men to wear makeup." Slenderman said as Griffith looked...familiar.
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Wiz: The Hawk's raiders would be Guts's first taste of comradery and friendship.
Boomstick: Over the next three years, they single-handedly ended a one-hundred-year war. Things were looking up for Guts.
"Hell yeah he became a-" "Wait for it." Zalgo interrupted Masky.
Aaaand then Griffith summoned a horde of demons, transformed into a bat monster, and murdered all of Guts' friends, and claimed ownership of Guts' soul by branding his neck. If that wasn't dramatic enough, Griffith then raped Guts' girlfriend in the pool of his friends' blood as he watched, pinned down with his eye gouged out and forced to cut off his own arm.
If anyone were to look into the Slender mansion they would see the very killers throw up and others scream cusses at Griffith.
(*Cues: Berserk - Monster*)
Wiz: Definitely not his best day.
"YA FUCKING THINK YOU REJECT MAD SCIENTIST!?" Jane yelled out.
After all that, Guts dedicated his entire life to murdering Griffith as painfully and brutally as possible. While fighting demons on a daily basis as they are drawn to his brand like moths to a flame.
"OH COME ONE! GIVE HIM A BREAK!" Toby yelled out by the window.
"That man has had a horrible life." Slenderman said with a….for fucks sake sympathetic tone.
(*Cues: Berserk - Blood and Guts (Passionate)*)
Boomstick: But to do this, he needs the right tools for the job. He carries a belt of throwing knives and a pouch of mini bombs even demons can't take.
Wiz: He also received a new mechanical hand, which houses a flamethrower, repeater crossbow, and a hidden single-shot cannon, perfect for blasting a demon's face off.
"THAT IS AWESOME!" Toby, Jeff, Masky, and Hoodie said at the same time.
Boomstick: Surprise, bitch!
They laughed at the joke.
Wiz: But none of that compares to Guts' primary tool of destruction, the giant blade known as Dragonslayer.
"Can the sword actually kill a dragon?" Zalgo asked jokingly thinking it can not be lif-
(*Cues: Berserk - Forces (God Hand Mix)*)
After a single slash, a table is covered in blood and half of a man screams as he falls to the ground.
Nevermind then.
Boomstick: Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough,
"That's what she said." Jeff laughed out as Smile Dog chuckled.
it's too big to be called a sword. More like a heap of raw iron. And it might just be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
"Agreed." Jeff said quickly.
Wiz: Forged by the legendary hermit Godo, Dragonslayer was made to... well... slay a dragon.
"No duh." Zalgo said with an eye roll.
Unfortunately, it was laughed off as impossible to use by anyone.
Boomstick: Except for Guts!
Wiz: Standing six and a half feet long and weighing over 400 pounds, the Dragonslayer is enormous. Though not unfeasible. In real life, the largest sword ever used in battle belonged to a Frisian freedom fighter and stood seven feet tall. Though it wasn't nearly as heavy, only 14 pounds.
"Fourteen pounds?! How does that make any sense?" Masky asked curious.
Boomstick: With a single swing of Dragonslayer, Guts can cleave through a man wearing heavy armor. Along with his weapon, his horse, and any other people, animals, or demons that happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Wiz: And after killing over a thousand demons - no, I did not stutter - Dragonslayer has bathed in so much demonic blood that it now resides in both the physical and astral planes of existence... somehow. Meaning it is capable of harming any supernatural beings.
"HOLY SHIT!" Toby yelled out with Masky and Clockwork.
"THAT SWORD CAN KILL US?!" Jeff yelled out scared.
Boomstick: Even ghooooosts!
"That means…" Jane started scared.
"Should he swing that sword at Sally…" Hoody continued.
"It would kill her." Slenderman finished clenching his fist tightly.
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Wiz: Guts is an absolute monster in combat. He can move faster than the eye can track, killed one hundred soldiers on his own in a single night, and once jumped into the mouth of a giant sea god, cut his way through it, and killed it within.
"He did what now?!" Zalgo said dumbfounded.
Guts places his sword behind him.
Zodd: You intend to gamble your life on a single strike?
"Buddy if this motherfucker can KILL A GOD then I say his 'gamble' is very fucking valid." Smile said scared out of his mind.
(*Cues: Berserk - Des Cambrioleurs!*)
Boomstick: Guts will do ANYTHING to defeat his foes, including jumping into fire or allowing himself to be impaled just to gain an advantage. And... somehow he always survives. He's fallen hundreds of feet, gotten stabbed through the face, taken one thousand supernatural punches at once, and even been run over by an... elf, fairy Mothra going supersonic speeds.
"That's some bullshit." Jeff said very calmly. Yeah Jeff may or may not have just pissed his pants.
Wiz: But his disregard for his own safety can be costly. Honestly, the only reason he's still alive is sheer dumb luck and unstoppable willpower.
"So he's a Green Lantern?" Toby asked.
"No this dude would be a fucking God to the Red Lantern's." Ben stated.
"Why?" Masky asked curious.
"Because Gutsy here is TOO ANGRY TO FUCKING DIE." Ben yelled out.
Boomstick: And if Guts isn't tough enough on his own, he wears the Berserker Armor, the most insane battle gear you've ever seen.
"Excuse me he has what now?" Jane and Zalgo asked at the same time.
Wiz: Activating the Berserker Armor seals off the wearer's nervous system, making him immune to pain and its natural inhibitions. This allows Guts to fight at his fullest potential, boosting his power and speed at the risk of damaging his own body.
"So a glass canon?" Toby asked hoping they found a weakness.
Boomstick: With this armor, Guts' sword swing is more powerful than a cannonball, so the force can break his own arm. But don't worry: the cursed berserker armor will literally rip and pierce his body to pin the bones and muscles back in place.
"THAT'S OP AS FUCK!" Ben yelled out again.
Wiz: Now don't get the wrong idea. The armor does not actually heal Guts; it just holds him together. This is dangerous because, well, even though Guts won't feel pain, that doesn't make him invincible.
Boomstick: Plus, the berserker armor also kinda... forces Guts to give in to his inner demons and lose all sense of morality and restraint, making him the most violent demon-killer ever.
Wiz: Violent, and completely uncontrollable.
"You mean he already WASN'T violent and completely uncontrollable?" Masky asked shocked.
Boomstick: Guts is the embodiment of rage and the epitome of badassery. Believe me, the last thing you wanna do is get in this guy's way.
Guts approaches some knights, who panic at his mere presence.
Guts: My sword has gotten very dull. However, it's three times as thick and does three times the damage of a normal sword. You'd better pray you die quickly, or this could be painful.
"I need to change my pants." Jeff said as his pants had a piss stain.
"I think we all do." Masky stated.
NIGHTMARE
(*Cues: Soulcalibur V - Legends Unveiled*)
Wiz: Long, long ago, transcending history and the world, an enormous sword was forged, designed to be the deadliest weapon on the battlefield.
"Okay what can be deadlier than Guts with Dragonslayer?" Ben asked skeptical.
Boomstick: It was called Soul Edge and it was a beast! Gigantic, powerful... sexy.
"And I thought Zalgo had weird kinks." Slenderman said as he sipped his coffee...somehow.
"HEY!" Zalgo yelled out.
Wiz: At a daunting six feet, one inch in length, no ordinary soldier could wield it... but those who could proved unstoppable.
"That's what she said." Jeff said again.
Boomstick: It left no survivors in its wake, just like my ex-wife at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
"Oh shut up Boomstick!" Clockwork and Jeff yelled out.
Wiz: However, a great evil dwelled within the sword. After claiming victory upon victory and being bathed in the blood and hatred of countless foes,
"So me?" Zalgo said with pride.
"No if that was the case then you would have Mother Nature loving you" Slenderman said coldly.
"DAMN!" The residents yelled out at Slenderman's roast.
(*Cues: Soulcalibur II - Hellfire*)
Wiz: a fire was born inside of Soul Edge.
Boomstick: Literally, it's a demon made of freaking fire!
"I bet he has a very unoriginal name." Hoodie said.
Wiz: The demon Inferno (Hoodie:Called it!) had one purpose: to infect the world with evil and chaos, but in order to do this, he needed a warrior capable of wielding the true power of Soul Edge. He planned to possess this warrior and transform them into the azure-clad knight of darkness, Nightmare.
"So Nightmare isn't actually a demon but a possessed warrior?" Toby asked.
"I think so?" Jane said confused.
(*Cues: Soulcalibur II - Eternal Struggle (Theme of Cervantes)*)
Wiz: Inferno's first victim came in the late 16th century when a pirate named Cervantes de León raided an English galleon and discovered the intriguing blade aboard, claiming it as his own.
"Oh a Pirate!" Jeff said with an eyeroll.
Boomstick: But as we know, this was no ordinary, flesh-covered sword with an eyeball. Inferno seized this opportunity and possessed the pirate,
(*Cues: Soulcalibur II - Hubris*)
Boomstick: testing his body by slaughtering the entire population of a Spanish port town. Talk about a test drive!
"Ah...memories." Zalgo said reminiscing on old times.
Wiz: Unfortunately, while powerful, Cervantes was not the ideal vessel Inferno had sought.
Boomstick: So he made him sit in that town until two chicks showed up, killed his ass, and somebody more powerful picked up the sword.
Wiz: That someone was a knight named Siegfried and this was the body Inferno was looking for. Once Siegfried's hand touched Soul Edge, Inferno began eating away at his soul, torturing him endlessly and feeding on his fear and anger, transforming him into Nightmare.
"So this knight, that looks like he belongs in a boyband, was the perfect warrior?" Jeff asked skeptically.
"I would rather that be the knight I save than your ugly ass." Jane stated as she dodged a pillow.
(*Cues: Soulcalibur V - Chaos and Cosmos*)
Wiz: Nightmare was strong enough to threaten all of Europe, conquering whole armies and devouring thousands of innocent souls.
Boomstick: If you haven't figured it out by now, Soul Edge is kind of like the Ring from Lord of the Rings... if it can cut people and hungered for souls!
"GIMMIE!" Zalgo yelled out.
Wiz: However, Soul Edge's power was incomplete. At some point, it had been broken and shards of the demon sword had been scattered across the world. To unlock Soul Edge's true power, Nightmare set off to find the lost pieces of his sword and repair it.
"Did he have to fight Indiana Jones too?" Masky asked jokingly.
Boomstick: As Nightmare discovered each shard, the power of Soul Edge grew, and so did Nightmare's.
(*Cues: Soul Calibur V - Lord Of Terror*)
Boomstick: He can fight with numerous stances, channel fire and lightning through Soul Edge, and devour the souls of hundreds at once with Soul Wave.
Nightmare lifts his sword into the air.
Nightmare: Watch this!
He channels Soul Wave as knights nearby are ensnared by the shockwave. From above, the devastation is massive.
Zalgo is seen writing something down as the Pasta's eyes were wide.
"Well Goddamn." Toby said shocked and impressed.
(*Cues: Soulcalibur IV - Destiny Will Tell*)
Wiz: Despite Nightmare's evergrowing power, Siegfried constantly battled to free himself from Soul Edge's curse and eventually he succeeded. The two did battle atop of Ostrheinsburg Castle, but Nightmare's power was so great the entire structure was obliterated by a single swing of his vile blade.
"Double Goddamn." Jeff said shocked.
Boomstick: Just like a crazy ex-girlfriend, he figured if he couldn't have that body, no one can.
"Why does he always say that?" Jane asked annoyed.
"Yeah why not a crazy ex-boyfriend?" Clockwork asked annoyed as well.
Wiz: Soul Edge cannot be defeated by an ordinary blade. In fact, only one weapon has ever been able to harm it: a supposedly holy blade called Soul Calibur. Unknown to most, Soul Calibur is actually the final shard of Soul Edge, reforged into a second sword made specifically to combat its demonic counterpart.
Boomstick: Poor guy. How would you feel if some asshole decided to make a weapon specifically designed to murder you?
Zalgo grumbles because he has seen many demons fall to that same mistake.
(*Cues: Soulcalibur IV - Regin of Doom*)
Boomstick: And it kept showing up everywhere.
Wiz: Nightmare has come close to conquering the world on numerous occasions, yet a warrior wielding Soul Calibur always seems to show up and hold him at bay. While Soul Edge seems indestructible…
"Doubt that." Smile stated.
Boomstick: ...apart from that pesky holy sword...
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" Hoodie yelled out jokingly.
Wiz: Inferno does require a mortal body to create Nightmare. Should Nightmare fall, Inferno can risk his own life by manifesting himself to protect Soul Edge, as his very existence is tied to the sword.
"So if the sword gets a chip Inferno gets a scratch? THAT IS HILARIOUS!" Jeff laughed with Toby.
Boomstick: But if Nightmare manages to absorb that final shard, Soul Edge and Nightmare will merge into their final form:
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Boomstick: Night Terror, a larger, deadlier, fly-ier Nightmare.
Wiz/Slenderman: Fly-ier?
Boomstick: Yeah, when one gains the power of flying-ness? Duh.
"Can I pimp slap Boomstick?" Slenderman asked shocking The Proxies.
"You know what a Pimp slap is?" Masky asked.
"I invented it." Slenderman stated seriously.
Wiz: No matter the time, place, or vessel, few can match the vile trio of Soul Edge, Inferno, and Nightmare.
Nightmare: Blood! Darkness! I shall drown the world in both!
"Generic Movie Villain quote here." Smile joked.
DEATH BATTLE
(*Cues: Tales of Souls And Swords - Soul Calibur II*)
Nightmare is seen in a dark, bleak, lifeless forest and has gathered the pieces of Soul Edge.
"How did he?" Masky began.
"I don't think we should question it." Slenderman said calmly.
(*Cues: Slave of Desire - Soulcalibur II*)
Nightmare raises his sword and the pieces fly onto it, transforming the blade into its true form.
Nightmare: At last! At last, the time has come!
"Oooo what next? Now where is that pesky nemesis of mine?" Jane asked bored of Nightmare already. He seemed like a hammy movie villain.
He is interrupted by a tree falling down towards him. The person who had cut down the tree was Guts.
"Did he just chop down a tree...in one swing?" Ben asked again.
(*Cues: Berserk - Et Voici Guts*)
Guts: You're in my way, stand aside.
Nightmare: Fool! Tremble in my darkness!
FIGHT!
(*Cues: Berserk - The Wrath of God (Part II)*)
Guts rushes towards Nightmare and the swords clash. After four clashes, Guts manages to corners Nightmare into a large rock. Nightmare blocks another blow from Guts' sword before leaping out of the way as Guts cuts the rock. Shortly afterward, Guts is kicked back by Nightmare.
"THIS IS SPARTA!" Jeff yelled out laughing afterwards.
Nightmare: Pathetic!
Guts reels from the blows as Nightmare punches him, charges up his swing, and launches him high into the air. Nightmare proceeds to raise his sword and charges its power before releasing a large shockwave that knocks the descending Guts far back, eventually slamming into a tree. Guts sees Nightmare charging towards him and jumps to avoid Nightmare's swing, which cuts down the tree. The two clash and find themselves in a standstill.
Nightmare: What's wrong? Weakling!
Nightmare takes a few steps forward, pushing Guts back.
Nightmare: Fear my wrath. Tremble in fe-
Guts headbutts Nightmare mid-taunt, knocking him backward.
"Guts be like: Bitch this is a fight shut the fuck up!" Masky said causing Toby to laugh.
Shortly afterward, Nightmare lifts Soul Edge in the air and charges it with fire.
Nightmare: Soul Calibur!
"Isn't that the name of that Pesky Jesus sword?" Clockwork mocked.
"Yes." Zalgo said annoyed.
He brings the fiery blade down as time slows. Guts raises his mechanical arm as he remains in place, receiving a small cut on his face by the sword, allowing him to aim his mechanical arm in Nightmare's face. He then prepares his arm cannon, to Nightmare's surprise.
Guts: Die!
The arm cannon fires in Nightmare's face, leaving a cloud of smoke in front of his head.
"Ouch welp fake baddie go-"
Guts places his arm back, then is started to see that with the smoke settling, Nightmare still had his head.
Nightmare: Impressive.
"-Nevermind." Jeff stated.
Nightmare surrounds himself in a bright fire-light energy as Guts braces himself. Nightmare is lifted into the air and his armor turns blood red and he grows fiery wings, becoming Night Terror. After stopping a blow from Guts' sword, he charges and fires a large beam that knocks Guts far through the forest, eventually crashing into a tree. Night Terror hovers toward him and fires two more beams at the reeling Guts before stabbing Guts into the tree.
They all winced at the attacks. How Guts was alive they will never know. Maybe him being too angry to die was truly accurate.
Night Terror: Burn!
He ignites his sword and then unleashes a large flaming attack that sends Guts straight through the tree. Guts shouts in pain as this occurs, afterward tumbling across the ground and crashing into a large rock. Night Terror points Soul Edge at Guts as he charges it up with fire.
Night Terror: Burn in darkness.
"How? I won't see myself burning." Jeff joked.
Guts fires arrows at his opponent with his mechanical arm, to which Night Terror summons a pillar of fire to block them. Guts then jumps through the fire toward Night Terror, managing to cut off Night Terror's arm with Soul Edge in hand, sending them to the ground. The injured Night Terror stumbles back and falls into a crouched position as Guts shouts before swinging his sword once more, cleaving Night Terror's head in half. Guts removes his bloodied sword from the fallen Night Terror and starts walking away.
Guts: I told you to stay out of my way.
"I mean...yeah he should have listened." Jane stated honestly.
(*Cues: Berserk - Griffith's Dream*)
All of Night Terror's body except for his sliced off arm disappears into a shadowy smoke, to which Guts stops in his tracks. Soul Edge floats upward into the air as Inferno emerges in a fiery blaze.
Inferno: Darkness will consume everything...
"So... even you?" Ben asked tired of all the 'darkness this' talk.
Inferno covers the battlefield in fire, which severely Guts. Guts then activates his Berserker Armor and he charges at Inferno before leaping towards him. He strikes Inferno directly, resulting in Inferno and Soul Edge being cut in half. At its apex, Inferno ceases to be and all of the demonic energy has left Soul Edge. The fully-armored Guts lands as the two halves of Soul Edge and a few shards fall to the ground as well.
KO!
Guts repeatedly fires arrows from his mechanical arm at the powerless remains of Soul Edge.
"Apparently Guts ain't taking any chances...yeah I'm gonna avoid him from now on." Ben said scared shitless as he remembered he is usually found in a video game.
(*Cues: Berserk - Sign-2*)
Boomstick: Hell yeah! Now that's what I call a sword fight! While Nightmare wields more power than Guts, this is what Guts does EVERY SINGLE DAY. He gets the shit kicked out of him trying to defeat gods and demons leagues above his abilities and still prevails.
Wiz: It's true. All his-
Boomstick: I mean THIS GUY lives in a world where giant monsters are trying to kill you, eat you, rape you, or all three at the same time! And that's just Monday.
"WHAT THE FU-" Jeff yelled out.
Wiz: ...it's true. All his life, Guts has had the odds stacked against him and yet he's still kicking while everything else is dead.
Boomstick: "Oh, but Wizard, I thought only Soul Calibur could destroy Soul Edge. Ergh..."
Wiz: That's also true, in the Soulcalibur world. However, Inferno exists on an astral plane. If you recall, Guts' sword Dragonslayer also exists on such a plane, leaving no question that it could destroy Soul Edge. Plus, his Berserker Armor bought him plenty of time to land the killing blow.
"Okay that's one powerful sword and some BULLSHIT level armor!" Jane and Clockwork said at the same time.
Boomstick: Yeah, because it will literally let you fight on until all of your bones are shattered and the last drop of your blood is spilled.
Wiz: And it's not like Soul Edge was gonna have any luck tempting Guts into picking it up and turning into another Nightmare.
"I call bullshit on that." Zalgo said certain Guts would do it.
Not only has Guts dealt with enough demonic shit to know that's a bad idea, he REALLY loves that Dragonslayer. He's not giving that up for anything.
"I mean...fair." Zalgo said pissed off.
Boomstick: Guts was just a whole 'nother caliber.
Wiz: The winner is Guts.
"Fuck you all." Zalgo said walking out of the room and leaving in a hellfire.
"Well now we wait for Sally to come back!" Jeff said happy it was over until a trailer began to play.
Kaaaameeeeeee
"What the?" Jane said
Haaaaaameeeeeeee
"What is that noi-" Slenderman didn't get to finish.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A certain S symbol was revealed.
Boomstick:HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Wiz:OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Boomstick:SOMEONE GET ME A MOTHERFUCKING TABLE TO FLIP!
"WAS THAT FUCKING SUPERMAN!?" Ben, Jeff, Masky, Hoodie, Clockwork, and Toby all yelled out.
"Who?" Smile and Slenderman asked as the screen cuts out.
I hope you all enjoyed!