Chapter 4
Summary: On the fourth day in the evening, the male members of the Alliance are in for a rude awakening when the girls get drunk.
Takes place after Chapter 10 and before Chapter 11.
Ocean City, Worcester County, Maryland
"GUYS!" Ruby, Blake, Raki and Selene shouted in unison.
The guys in the sixth floor hanging out were alerted by the panicked states of the four girls when they came bursting into the room Kouga, Natsu, Hinata and Souma were sleeping in together.
"Whoa! Are you girls alright?" Gray asked.
"You looked like there's someone after you." Eden said.
"Where are the rest of the girls?" Evan asked.
"The girls… the girls…" Ruby replied, panting heavily.
Most of the guys were wildly confused, but Natsu and Gray immediately felt a strong sense of dread that seems very familiar.
Without warning, the two rivals left the room to head to the fifth floor.
"What's got them worried?" Laxus asked.
"Plenty of reasons…" Happy thought, starting to feel the same dread as Natsu and Gray.
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At the fifth floor minutes later, Natsu and Gray were right to be afraid as the worst fear they and Happy imagined happened again.
But not just them, all the boys from the Alliance to Oscar and Ukai were shellshocked at the sight they're seeing in the room belonging to Yuna, Ruby, Lucy, Weiss and Yachi.
All the girls… are drunk!
"They're drunk again?!" Natsu and Gray exclaimed in unison.
With the exception of Ruby, Blake, Raki and Selene, each and every one of the girls acted differently in their drunken states: Yuna, Lucy, Weiss and Yachi become flirtatious; Erza, Carla, Yang and Pyrrha became more aggressive; Aria, Juvia, Kiyoko and Lisanna became depressed; Levy, Mirajane, Nora, and Kanoka became extremely eccentric; and Sachi, Emma, Wendy and Penny (for comic relief despite being an android) were dizzy and lying on the ground. Cana and Saeko were completely wasted themselves.
"This can't be happening…" Souma said, in disbelief.
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE LEAVE YOU TWO WITH THE DRINKS!" Gray, Gajeel, Laxus and Tanaka shouted in unison, referring to the wasted Cana and Sakeo.
Cana and Saeko couldn't reply.
"Sonuva… we need security!" Souma hollered.
A sword soon came flying and past Souma and Tsukishima's heads before hitting the wall, causing them and several other guys to jump in fright.
"Be quite! I need more beer! GIMME MORE!" Erza shouted.
"More beer!" Yang and Pyrrha hollered in unison.
It was soon apparent things aren't going to be easy.
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A minute later, each and every one of the guys in different groups try in vain to keep the drunken girls under control.
"Snap out of it, Levy!" Gajeel hollered.
"You too, Mira!" Laxus hollered.
Gajeel and Laxus were trying to snap Levy and Mirajane out of their issue, but they kept on laughing.
"You look like a lion, Gajeel!" Levy hollered.
"What's with that look, Laxus? You look like an old man!" Mirajane hollered.
Gajeel and Laxus growled as they were being galloped by Levy and Mirajane.
Tanaka, Nishinoya, Ennoshita and Ren were having their own problems with Kanoka and Nora, the lighting hammer user even more excited compared to her usual hyperactive nature.
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"I can see stars…" Wendy said, still dazed.
"So many numerical numbers…" Penny said, dazed in her own way.
"Spinning… stars…" Sachi and Emma said in unison, completely zoned out.
"This is insane!" Romeo hollered.
"How could minors be even drinking?!" Evan exclaimed.
"I don't know!" Romeo exclaimed.
"Guys! Arguing isn't gonna help!" Ryuho hollered, trying to stop Romeo and Evan from fighting amongst themselves.
"Open your eyes, Penny! Open your eyes!" Yamaguchi hollered, trying to take up Penny by shaking her violently in a panicked state.
"That's clearly not how you do it." Haruto muttered.
"How did it get like this?!" Oscar exclaimed, freaking out.
"Panicking isn't helping, Oscar." Ozpin said.
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"Mush, you mangy mongrels! Mush!" Carla hollered.
In her own drunken state, Carla aggressively used Lucy's Fleuve d'étoiles on Balto, Happy, Lily and Zwei, who are now her personal "sled dogs" on a makeshift sled.
"WHY ME?!" Happy, Lily, Zwei and Balto thought in unison, comically crying.
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"Why won't you drink with me, Gray-sama?! It's so lonely and sad!" Juvia hollered, comically crying as she is hugging a struggling (and half-naked) Gray.
"Get off me, Juvia!" Gray hollered.
"Tobio-kun! I'm in despair~!" Kiyoko hollered, crying with an empty bottle in her hand.
"Kiyoko-chan! Please control yourself!" Kageyama exclaimed, trying his hardest to calm down his upperclass-woman.
Eden was having a much easier time with Aria, soothing her down. Gray and Kageyama were comically shocked.
"SO NOT FAIR!" Gray and Kageyama thought in unison, screaming in their minds.
Lisanna was crying in a corner as Elfman tried his hardest to comfort his younger sister.
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"WHERE'S JELLAL WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!" Erik and Ukai exclaimed in unison, dodging another sword strike from the drunken Erza.
She's already beaten up Daichi, Sugawara and Asahi, and now sets her sights on Ukai and Erik.
Jaune has his hands tied trying to pacify Pyrrha, but is having no luck.
"Settle down, Pyrrha!" Jaune hollered.
"Like hell!" Pyrrha hollered, punching Jaune into the ceiling.
As for Yang, she has Souma, Tsukishima and Blake tied up so hard they can't get out.
"She's your girlfriend, Blake! Do something!" Souma hollered.
"Don't you think I'm already trying!?" Blake exclaimed, having a red tick mark on her forehead.
Tsukishima was knocked out to say anything.
"I WANT MORE YANG BEER! YANG BEER!" Yang shouted.
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As for the Acts of Order, dealing with their respective girlfriends was becoming a difficult challenge.
"Oh, Kouga~. Pet me like a cat." Yuna explained, pointing to her chin.
"Make us purr~." Lucy, Weiss and Yachi said in unison, doing the same gesture as the Aquila Saint.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Kouga, Natsu, Ruby and Hinata exclaimed in unison.
"Oh, poo! You guys are no fun!" Lucy hollered.
"Then we'll just do it to you instead!" Yachi hollered, pouncing onto Hinata first.
"H-Hitoka! Stop!" Hinata hollered.
"C'here you!" Weiss hollered, pouncing onto Ruby next.
"Weiss! Quit it!" Ruby hollered.
"Your turn, Natsu!" Lucy hollered, being the third to go as she pounce onto Natsu.
"L-Luce?! This isn't funny!" Natsu hollered.
Kouga was shocked as Lucy, Weiss and Yachi were doing the purring noise and chin tickling to a horrified Natsu, Ruby and Hinata, before getting tackled by Yuna last.
"Purr like a kitty cat for me, honey." Yuna said, in a flirty tone.
"This is the worst night ever!" Kouga thought, trying to get out of Yuna's grasp.
Reminds me of the drunk scenes in Fairy Tail OVA 4 & 9. It was a blast when the booze came to play for the girls! The next Holy World Adventures chapter will immediately take place on the last day of the Alliance's vacation right after the fourth day!