A/N: I've got chapter 4 up! That means that I can work on chapter 5 on Tuesday (in between loads of laundry)! Hopefully I can get it done and poster on Tuesday and cut down the time between chapter posts! As always, be kind if you leave a review! Enjoy!

The guys were waiting in the hallway when Allison and Angela walked out. Angela had restyled her hair so it was covering the left side of her face. Bender frowned a bit as he stepped towards her. Angela quickly turned and walked down the hall towards the library.

"Sit down, at the tables," Vernon said looking at Angela before turning around and leaving.

Everyone sat back down in their original seats. This lasted all of five minutes before Bender got up and started messing around with the books that were on top of the shelves. He finally jumped up and sat on the shelf and grabbed the book closest to him. He flipped it open and started flipping through the pages before he started ripping them out.

Andy was using the railing to stretch his legs, while Claire was filing her nails. Allison was still sitting off by herself with her sketch book. And Angela was sitting in her original chair. She was trying to ignore everyone in the room.

"That's real intelligent," said Andy as Bender started tossing the torn pages in the air.

"You're right," said Bender. "It's wrong to destroy literature," he said as he ripped out more pages. "It's such fun to read. And Molay really pumps my nads."

"Molière," said Angela and Clair at the same time.

"I love his work," said Brian from around a pole.

Bender ripped out more pages and tossed them at him. "Big deal. Nothing to do when you're locked in a vacancy."

"Speak for yourself," said Andy.

"Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language," said Bender.

Andy rolled his eyes and turned around to Claire, "Hey, you grounded tonight?"

"I don't know. My mom said I was. My dad told me just to blow her off," said Claire shrugging her shoulders.

"There's a big party at Stubby's. His parents are in Europe," said Andy. "It should be pretty wild. Are you going to go?"

"I doubt it," said Claire.

"How come?"

"Cause if I do what my mother tells me not to do, it's because my father says it's okay," said Claire. "It's like this whole, big monster deal. It's endless. It's a total drag. It's like, any minute, divorce," she said, snapping her fingers.

"Who do you like better?" asked Bender.

"What?" said Claire confused.

"You like your old man better than your mom?" he asked.

"They're both screwed," said Claire.

"No, I mean, if you had to choose between 'em," he clarified.

"I don't know. Probably go live with my brother," said Claire shrugging her shoulders. "I mean, I don't think either one of them gives a shit about me. It's like they use me to get back at each other."

"Ha!" shouted Allison.

Everyone turned around and stared at her. This was the first time she had spoken all day.

"Shut up!" said Claire looking at her.

"You're just feeling sorry for yourself," said Angela, not looking up from her notebook.

"Yeah, well, if I didn't, nobody else would," said Claire.

"Oh, you're breaking my heart," said Andy.

"Sporto?" said Bender.

"What?"

"You get along with your parents?" asked Bender as he jumped down from the shelf.

"Well, if I say yes, I'm an idiot, right?" said Andy.

"You're an idiot anyway," said Bender as he jumped the railing and landed in front of Andy. "But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you're a liar too," he said before walking away.

Andy stood there a moment before turning and following Bender. When he was close he tapped Bender on the back, pushing him forward a bit. "You know something, man? If we weren't in school, I'd waste you."

"Can you hear this?" asked Bender bringing his hand up a bit. "You want me to turn it up?" he said as he turned it over and flipped Andy the bird.

"Hey, fellas, I mean…" said Brian walking up to both men. "I don't like my parents either. I mean, I don't…I don't get along with them when their idea of parental compassion...you know, is just wacko, you know..."

"Dork," said Bender.

"Yeah?"

"You are a parent's wet dream, okay?" said Bender.

"Well, that's the problem…" said Brian.

"Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kind of clothes, but face it, you're a neo-maxi-zoon-dweebie," said Bender. "What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?"

"Why do you have to insult everybody?" said Andy.

"I'm being honest, asshole," said Bender turning around towards Andy. "I would expect you to know the difference."

"Yeah, well, he's got a name," said Andy.

"Yeah?" said Bender.

"Yeah," said Andy. "What's your name?"

"Brian…"

"Wow…" said Angela.

"What?" said Andy

"You are over there trying to be the hero and talking a big game and you don't even know his name. You had to ask him," said Angela.

"Yeah, and let me guess, you know his name?" said Andy.

"Yeah, I know his name. I know all your names," said Angela.

"Oh yeah, you know a lot of secrets," said Andy sarcastically, waving his hands about

"Leave her alone, sporto," said Bender.

"Well, what's your name?" Claire asked Bender.

"What's yours?" he replied.

"Claire,"

"Claire?"

"Yeah. It's a family name," she said.

"Oh...it's a fat girl's name," said Bender.

"Oh, thank you…" said Claire.

"You're welcome."

"I'm not fat," said Claire.

Well, not a present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density," said Bender.

Angela hid her smile behind her hand.

"You see, I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat. And there's fat people that were once thin, but they became fat," said Bender. "So when you look at them, you can sort of see that thin person inside. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies, and then…" he said imitating something inflating.

Claire glared at him and flipped him the bird.

"Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl," he replied looking down at her.

"I'm not that pristine," was her reply.

Bender leaned down on the table so that he was level with Claire, "Are you a virgin? I'll bet a million dollars that you are. Let's end the suspense. Is it going to be a white wedding?"

"Why don't you just shut up?" said Claire.

"Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth?" asked Bender. When Claire didn't answer he continued. "Have you ever been felt up, over the bra, under the blouse, your shoes off, hoping to god your parents don't walk in?"

"Do you want me to puke?" said Claire quietly.

"Over the panties, no bra, blouse unbuttoned, Calvin's in a ball on the front seat past eleven on a school night?" he continued on.

"What about you, Bender?" asked Angela standing up from her seat.

"What about me?" he said glancing up to her.

"How far have you gone with a girl?" she said walking up to him. "Hand holding? Kissing on the cheek? No? Maybe you're scared. Maybe Claire isn't the only virgin here. You ever been in a dark corner or a secret closet, trying your hardest to stay quiet," she said as she slid under his arms to stand in front of him, blocking his view of Claire. "With your hands up her shirt, hoping and praying you'll get to second base, only to have your eyes roll into the back of your head when you feel her hands sliding down your stomach and into your pants. Have her panting your name in your ear, needing that sweet release?" she said as she slid her hand across his chest.

"Well, what about you, little miss secret keeper," said Bender as he leaned forward so their noses were almost touching. "Are you a virgin or is that all talk. How close to ecstasy have you come? Hands sliding along your legs, little nips on your neck, feeling that nudge and needing that friction…"

"Leave her alone," said Andy.

Bender looked from Angela to Claire. Both women were a bit red in the face, but Claire wouldn't make eye contact.

"I said leave them alone," Andy said walking towards Bender.

"You gonna make me?" Bender said standing up and looking at him.

"Yeah," said Andy.

Bender stood up on a chair and walked across the table to land right in front of Andy, "You and how many of your friends?"

"Guys, enough with the macho bullshit," said Angela turning to see them in each other's face.

"Just me. Just you and me. Two hits," said Andy. "Me hitting you, you hitting the floor. Anytime you're ready pal."

Bender tapped Andy on the face with the back of his hand. Andy grabbed Bender arms and pulled them behind his back and brought him to the floor.

"Jesus fuck!" said Angela as she jumped over the table.

Angela grabbed Andy's shoulders and started trying to pull him off of Bender.

"I don't want to get into this with you, man," said Bender.

Andy finally let go of Bender, shoving Angela off him in the process. "Why not?"

"Because I'd kill you," said Bender as he stood up. "It's real simple. I'd kill you and your fucking parents would sue me and it'd be a big mess. And I don't care enough about you to bother."

"Chickenshit," said Andy turning around.

Bender glared at him as he dug into his pocket. When he pulled his hand out he flipped open his switchblade. Andy quickly turned around and looked at him. Bender took the knife and stabbed into the top of the chair next to him.

"Let's end this right now," said Andy. "You don't talk to her. You don't look at her. You don't think about her! You understand me?"

"I'm trying to help her," said Bender.

"The fuck you are," said Andy as he sat back down next to Claire.

Bender didn't say anything before he sat back down. Angela shook her head and turned to head back to her seat. It was then that she noticed that the knife was missing from the chair. She looked over at Allison, who had a smile on her face. Angela rolled her eyes and held her hand out. Allison stared at her for a moment before she rolled her eyes and handed the switchblade over to Angela. Angela slid the knife in her bag and turned her attention back to her notebook. It wasn't long after everything settled down that the library doors opened again. Everyone looked up to see a janitor walking in with a large trash can.

"Brian, how ya doing," the janitor said.

Brian avoided eye contact with the janitor and didn't say anything.

"Your dad works here?" asked Bender.

When Brian didn't speak Carl, the janitor, turned around and walked back into the room he'd just come out of. When he came back to get his large trash can, Bender caught his attention.

"Uh, Carl? Can I ask you a question?" said Bender.

"Sure," replied Carl.

"How does one become a janitor?" Bender asked.

"You want to become a janitor?" asked Carl sarcastically.

"No. I just want to know how one becomes a janitor, because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts," said Bender.

"Oh really? You guys think I'm some untouchable peasant, serf, peon, you know?" said Carl, offended. "Maybe so. But following a broom around after shitheads like you for the last eight years, I've learned a couple of things. I look through your letters. I look through your lockers," Bender did not look happy about that knowledge. "I listen to your conversations. You don't know that, but I do. I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends. I know all of the dirty little secrets that nobody wants anyone to know about."

At this point Angela looked up and made eye contact with Carl. She shook her head, but it went unnoticed by the other students. Carl's returning head nod also went unnoticed by everyone else. Carl then looked down at his watch and then up to the clock on the wall.

"By the way, that clock's 20 minutes fast," he said before he walked out of the library.

"Shit…" muttered Andy.

The group had gone quiet and calm again after Carl had left. Bender had taken his scarf and tied it around his head like a pirate and started whistling the Colonel Bogey March. Brian was the next to join in, followed by Andy and Claire. Allison was the last to join. Angela was still at the back table watching everyone. Suddenly the door slammed open and everyone stopped whistling, except Bender. He had swapped over to Beethoven's Fifth when Vernon walked into the room.

"All right, girls. That's 30 minutes for lunch," said Vernon.

"Here?" said Andy.

"Here," replied Vernon.

"Well, I think the cafeteria would be a more suitable place for us to eat lunch in, sir," said Andy.

"Well, I don't care what you think, Andrew," said Vernon.

"Uh, Dick?" said Bender. "Excuse me, Rich. Will milk be made available to us?"

"We're extremely thirsty, sir," said Andrew.

"I have a really low tolerance for dehydration," said Claire.

"I've seen her dehydrated, sir. It's pretty gross," said Andy.

"Oh, yeah, let's not forget how Angie gets when she's thirsty," said Bender, turning and looking at Angela.

Angela rolled her eyes and flipped him off.

"Relax. I'll get it," said Bender starting to stand.

"Ah-ah-ah," said Vernon.

"Okay, I'll take a chaperone with me," he said, motioning towards Angela.

"Grab some wood there, bub," said Vernon. "What do you think I was born yesterday? You think I'm gonna have you roaming these halls? With another delinquent?"

Vernon took a minute to survey the group in front of him. When he made his decision he pointed out Andrew and then chose Allison, over Andrew's choice of Claire, to make a trip down to the faculty lounge to get sodas for everyone.

While Andrew and Allison were gone the rest of the group tried to find something to do to entertain themselves. Angela had moved back to the couch while Bender took up residence on a table and Brian was sitting on the railing. Claire was leaving against the statue.

"Claire? Want to see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts?" asked Bender. "It's pretty tasty."

"No, thank you," said Claire.

"Angela? What about you?" said Bender with a smirk as he grabbed a book. "You want to see?"

Angela looked up from her notebook and saw the look on Bender's face. He was expecting her to say no as well.

"Sure, why not," she said as she walked over to where he was sitting.

He looked shocked for a moment before he started flipping through the pages of the book as she walked over. "How do you think he rides a bike? Claire? Would you consider dating a guy like this?" he asked as he turned the book towards Angela.

Angela had to cover her mouth to hide the fact she was laughing. Bender hadn't shown her the elephantiasis picture. He had just picked a random page in the book, or she assumed it was a random page. The page he had turned to in the encyclopedia was an excerpt about the Kama Sutra. Once she composed herself she leaned down so only he could hear her.

"Might want to double check that page. Don't wanna send off the wrong signals, darling," she said before she turned around and walked back to her seat.

"What are you working on?" asked Brian.

"A project," she said.

"For class?" he asked. "Cause we aren't supposed to be…"

"No, not for class," she said. "It's a personal project. Maybe I'll show it to you by the time we leave today. It might be done by then."

Angela produced to tune them out until Bender tossed a piece of paper at her a few minutes later. She looked up at him and he nodded towards the doors. Andy and Allison were back with drinks. Angela nodded her head and put her notebook back into her bag. Before she walked over to the tables to eat her lunch, she took her long sleeve sweater off, to reveal a blood red tank top underneath.

"Aren't you gonna get cold?" asked Bender as he walked up behind her.

"Oh, I'm sure I can find a way to get warm," she said with a wink as she walked off giggling.

"What's so funny?" he said, following her.

"What are you missing, hot shot?" she asked.

Bender looked down at himself and saw that his long sleeve button up was now missing. He looked back over to see Angela sliding it over her shoulders as she sat down and dug a small, brown lunch sack out of her bag.

A/N: Okay. I should only have a few more chapters left in this story. I'm about halfway-ish through the movie. I've been putting more into my chapters than what I had originally planned. But its just so hard to find a good stopping point for the chapters. Hopefully I will have started and finished chapter 5 on Tuesday and be able to post that for y'all! Until then!