A Villain's Family Circumstances


Cast:

Girinma, Kamaki Rintarou – age 23

Hamura Kaneda – Girinma's cousin – age 22


April, 2004

A wirey man wearing a suit and a bowler returns to his apartment to see a man with a packed suitcase. The other has unkempt brown hair and a goatee, and quickly greets the first as the door opens.

"Well, cousin, you should be glad to know: I found a place, so I'm moving out."

The salaryman's eyes narrow. "Kaneda, as if you have anyplace else to go. What brought this on?"

"For one thing, I don't like you. Also, you don't like me."

"Yes, but what of it? You are family and I am your elder. I have a measure of responsibility for your well being."

"My well being? My well being? Try thinking about yourself, first, Rintarou! You work in a sweatshop!"

"Nightmare is not a sweatshop!"

"Right. Sure, it's not. On call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, no overtime ever, your boss doesn't even know your name, gives you a nickname that sounds like some cheap toku villain, and you just roll with it. How is that not a sweatshop, Girinma? How are you not a perfect corporate slave?"

"It's not a bad nickname. The rest isn't as bad as you think."

"Look, I didn't start this conversation just to argue with you. I need to leave to do my own thing, and you need for me to leave so you can think about how shitty your situation is without a freeloader holding you down."

"And I suppose you plan to support yourself by painting? Cousin, you'll end up right back here, a typical starving artist."

"Hey, give me some credit. I do want to sell my paintings eventually, but for now..." Kaneda produces a flyer for a well-known fast food chain. "I'll be working at the Mag."