The New Assignment
Otter's Note: The new Sabaton song fucking rips!
The next day, Judy and Nick got back into their car and headed towards the police station. The previous day, after the case, all they could think about was Revi. Her story was the most interesting they heard. Nick knew how much he could relate, being a fox as well. Judy also felt the story, as she had was female and arrived from a new location with hope in her eyes. Alister Otterton would probably relate as well because he was autistic.
Otter's note: I have autism as well, so this isn't ableist.
"So," Judy said, "about Revi."
"Never did I find myself liking someone in Zootopia this much," Nick said, "police or criminal. Plus the fact that she gave the horns in her mugshot. Total badass."
"Never have I ever heard someone just confess the whole thing during interrogation. I mean, that caused a court hearing to happen this same day."
"Plus now," Nick said, "I've been reading about the justice system in Norway. I mean, 21 years max. No life sentence. Prison cells are nicer than most of the apartments in this city. Plus it is like a whole rehab program. I'm intrigued."
"Maybe," Judy then said, "with Revi's hearing, a new law may be passed to change the justice system here and make it more like Norway. I mean, we have had some progress, but it has been slow."
"I mean, hopefully, we can finally do this. And also make it similar to Finnish prisons with no gates or locks and everyone is free to move about."
"Ah Nick," Judy replied, "you and your Finnish Fetish."
"C'mon," Nick said, "you know that I'm part Finnish. You know that my mother comes from there. Plus it is a fucking kick-ass country. Most metal bands per capita, unless being overtaken by Tundratown. I mean, they even got a dinosaur metal band for children. Kaikki rakeet Suomi!"
The two then laughed with each other.
As they arrived back at the police station, they were immediately greeted again by officer Clawhauser.
"So," Clawhauser said, "The Norwegian. She seems very interesting. I mean, we've never had someone like her before. I also now learned about all of this Norwegian Justice System stuff. We could definitely do it here."
"Yeah, that's what we're hoping," Judy replied, "she also told us that she will tell everyone about the justice system during the hearing today."
"Well, sounds like good news on making change," Clawhauser then replied, "Also, I've started to listen to more black metal as well. I even got this new sign!" He then revealed a sign that he put on his desk that said "TRVE KVLT".
"Sick," Judy said.
"Hope to see ya at more shows now," Nick then said.
"Hopps! Wilde!" Chief Bogo then yelled from a distance, "need to speak to you."
"Oh fuck," Judy said, "what is it now."
The two walked over to his office.
"So," Chief Bogo then said, "no trouble this time. Don't worry."
"Then what is it?" Nick asked.
"Revi's hearing is today, and she requested for both of you to appear."
"Oh great!" Judy then said.
"I think she really needs company," Nick then replied, "we're glad to be there."
"Plus," Chief Bogo then said, "I've looked into the Norwegian prisons more, and now I think it is really time. I'm suggesting a new law to create a justice system more like Norway. Also, I've listened to more black metal and bought this new poster. Yes, I do know that they are actually Swedish."
Judy and Nick then looked up to realize that Chief Bogo had a giant Dark Funeral poster on his wall.
"It's going to be at the court pretty soon, so better get into your car right now."
The two left the office and got into their squad car.
"So," Judy said, "maybe, because of her, we will finally get some reform in the justice system."
"Yeah," Nick said, "just like the Nordic countries. Prisons like Norway and also like Finland."
"Shut up about Finland!" Judy said jokingly.
"Never," Nick replied, "Oh yeah, and by the way, I would definitely try to be in a band with Revi, if only I could play any instruments."
"Yeah me too," Judy replied, "Betcha she's a kick-ass drummer."
"Also to hear she was at our Sabaton show," Nick said, "very interesting. Wonder if she's ever been at other shows as well."
"Could be," Judy replied, "We've ran into so many familiar faces at shows. I mean, who would ever think we would see Flash at a Kreator show. I would have expected him to be more into doom metal."
"I mean, he still is," Nick said, "but he's a thrasher too."
"Plus, I could feel myself in Revi's shoes. Being female and coming from another place. Plus being told I would never make it. I feel for her a lot. She's only 21, she's just a kid."
"Same," Nick said, "being a fox and all. Though there are plenty in the metal scene. Not as many as Martens though. I swear, 99.99 percent of all metal musicians are martens."
"Plus otters. A whole plethora of them in the scene as well," Judy said.
"Makes sense," Nick said, "I mean mustelids are the most prominent in metal. But us canids like Revi are only second behind."
"But any species can get into metal," Judy said, "and all SHOULD be into metal as well."
"Fuck yeah," Nick replied before giving the horns.
The two arrived at the courthouse.
