Back with Sonic; he and the girl were now joined by a human male teen.
"Okay, why're you with us again?" said the girl.
"I lost my brother and sister to the apocalypse and hope this staff can bring them back to life." said the new male teen.
Sonic shook his head.
"This is starting to seem like a very overcomplicated episode from an anime." said Sonic, "Fortunately, I enjoy the Dragon Ball anime series."
"I don't know what you're talking about." said the male teen.
"Figures." said Sonic.
The group then reached the temple, only to see there was no entrance.
The male is mad.
"God dammit, this temple sucks, there isn't an entrance." said the male.
"Well, we could make an entrance for ourselves." said the girl, "Or have our new friend try to use his superspeed to phase through the walls."
Sonic looked at the two.
"You're kidding right? I was able to speed up my heart rate once, I don't think I can speed up my molecules so much that I'll be able to phase through objects." said Sonic.
"Worth a shot." said the male.
Sonic approached the wall and placed his hands on it before he began shaking his arms around.
The hedgehog eventually managed to phase through the wall, shocking him.
"Well, that's a first." said Sonic.
He saw a battering ram and picked it up before bashing a hole in the wall.
"Okay, we now have an entrance." said Sonic.
The others entered the temple.
"It's only a matter of time until we get the staff." said the male, "You alright."
Sonic nodded.
"I know." said Sonic.
He saw an apple and grabbed it before he began eating it.
The scene quickly changed to the Boiling Isles with Gwen's group watching as Crash was eating a Wumpa Fruit.
"Seriously?" said Amity, "He better have brought enough of that strange fruit for everyone."
Crash then pulled out a huge sack that was full of Wumpa Fruit.
"Why did we bring the dimwitted bandicoot along again?" said Amity.
"Because if he was at Sonic's shack for a reason, then he must be friends with him." said Gwen.
Crash pulled out his iPad and showed a text message from Sonic that said 'Want to come over to my shack on Bygone Island and play some video games?'
He then showed his reply which was a picture of himself smirking and winking while giving two thumbs up.
"I trust his judgement." said Gwen.
"He's eating his own hand right now." said Amity.
Everyone saw that and groaned.
Crash saw everyone staring before removing his hand from his mouth.
The group then heard some roaring sounds, shocking them.
"What was that?" said Gwen.
They then saw a group of zen lions running towards them.
"Zen lions." said Penny.
"Zen lions are real? I thought they were fake." said Knuckles.
"They are if on the Boiling Isles." said Luz.
"We should get out of here." said Tails.
Luz nodded.
"I agree." said Luz.
She pulled out her phone and did some texting before sending the text message.
Knuckles became confused.
"Who'd you message?" said Knuckles.
Then Viney riding on her griffin Puddles flew by.
"Someone I met in detention." said Luz.
The two friends hugged.
Amity groaned in annoyance.
"That should be me in Viney's place." said Amity.
The two broke the hug.
"Anyways, get on this juvenile griffin quick." said Viney.
Everyone managed to squeeze onto Puddles before the griffin flew off.
"Hurry, those zen lions are catching up." said Lynn.
Duncan chuckled.
"Don't worry, we've got nothing to worry about." said Duncan.
"Yeah, zen lions can't fly." said Viney.
Crash started laughing.
But then the zen lions started flying towards the heroes.
A bunch of goblins saw the zen lions before flying after them.
A bunch of flightless dragons saw the group before growing wings and flew after the group.
The heroes saw the formerly flightless creatures and shivered in shock.
"WHAT IS THIS PLACE!?" yelled Duncan.
"IT'S A REFERENCE TO THE CANCELLED NICKELODEON SHOW MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE ROBOT!" yelled Knuckles.
Viney became confused.
"Huh, I don't get it." said Viney.
"WHO CARES THIS IS EVOLUTION GONE SUPER EXTREMELY MAD!" screamed Luz.
Crash pulled out his iPad and typed some stuff down before pushing an icon.
"I'd know a thing or two about evolution going mad." said Crash's iPad.
Everyone glared at the bandicoot.
"Make yourself useful and jump on the back of a dragon." said Amity.
The bandicoot did a soldier salute and jumped off Puddles and landed on one of the dragons and made it lead the other mystical creatures away.
Amity became shocked.
"I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY!" yelled Amity.
"Couldn't want to get rid of someone else, could you Blight?" said Penny.
"Shut up." said Amity.
Crash Bandicoot managed to lead every mystical creature towards the ground before the dragon he was on crashed on the ground.
The bandicoot jumped off the dragon and started jumping on flying goblins and zen lions before grabbing hold of Puddle's hind legs and flipped himself back on the griffin's back.
Everyone noticed it.
"Da, da, da, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." Crash sang.
Interview Gag
First was Penny.
"I'll admit, that bandicoot sure knows how to do things." said Penny.
Next was Amity.
"How does Sonic make friends with strange people so easily?" said Amity, "I'm a witch, and I'm not to fond of him."
Lastly was Crash who ate a Wumpa Fruit before burping.
End Interview Gag
"Not bad for someone with a nearly frozen on grin." said Duncan.
The bandicoot stuck his tongue out dumbly.
Later; the group was flying around the Boiling Isles and told the whole story to Viney.
"So wait, you mean to say that Sonic got into some trouble back home, wound up fleeing to a shack he lives in, all of Toon City turned into a post apocalyptic wasteland, the hedgehog got himself trapped in a dimension that suddenly showed up out of nowhere, and you suspect that Belos might have had something to do with this whole thing?" said Viney.
Everyone nodded and Amity scoffed.
"Who cares, the city should've been fine without One hero with LOTS OF HEROES IN THAT CITY!" She shouted.
Crash shook his head.
Viney then noticed Crash.
"And who this?" said Viney.
"We don't know yet. From what we can pick up, he's a regular bandicoot who was mutated by some evil doctor with a big ego and facial hair, has a younger sister and a floating mask for a paternal figure, and hasn't got all his marbles." said Penny.
Crash pulled out a Wumpa Fruit and started eating it.
"And an obsession with a fruit we've never heard of." said Penny.
Viney nodded.
"Right." said Viney.
"Anyways, we need to get to Belos's place and find out why he hired Swiss Army to do away from us." said Luz.
Crash finished the Wumpa Fruit before burping.
Amity nodded and glared at the bandicoot.
"You are working your way to another beating." said Amity.
"Didn't he beat you up earlier?" said Tails.
"I'll be ready this time." said Amity.
The bandicoot pulled out a rose and held it towards the witch.
"I'm not accepting the peace offering." said Amity.
Interview Gag
"She would if it came from Luz." said Penny.
End Interview Gag
"That's like seeing Thanos getting his ass kicked by a penguin." said Duncan.
Cutaway Gag
Thanos was traveling around Antarctica.
"I know one of the Infinity Stones is here somewhere." said Thanos.
But then a giant emperor penguin started to approach Thanos as he looked at it.
The penguin stopped in its tracks and started dancing.
Thanos started laughing.
"Man, you've got happy feet." said Thanos.
The penguin stopped dancing and became mad.
"What you laughing at asswipe?" the penguin said sounding like a gangster.
Thanos became shocked.
"I'm about to shove my happy foot up your ass, purple power ranger." said the penguin.
Thanos started backing away nervously.
"Nice penguin." said Thanos.
"Where you going pussy?" said the penguin.
He then leaped towards Thanos before pinning him to the ground.
"I'm about to make you my bitch Thanos." the penguin said while slapping Thanos across the face several times.
Thanos managed to push the penguin off of him and saw the Infinity Stone of power was on the penguins beak, shocking him.
"Oh, you've got to be kidding me." said Thanos.
End Cutaway Gag
"I'm guessing that the penguin kicked Thanos's ass because it had the power stone." said Knuckles.
"Eh, not exactly." said Duncan.
Resume Cutaway Gag
Later; Thanos and the penguin were both badly injured and smoking cigars and Thanos had the power stone in his hand.
"You know something, you're alright." said Thanos.
The penguin smiled.
"You's cool as well." said the penguin.
End Resumed Cutaway Gag
Everyone was disturbed.
"Seriously?" said Gwen.
"That has got to be the most dumbest outcome to a battle I've ever heard." said Amity.
Crash pulled out his iPad and typed stuff down before pushing an icon.
"Even I think that's stupid." said the iPad.
Amity nodded.
"See?" said Amity.
Everyone nodded at Amity's point.
"So what's the plan to sneaking into Belos's place? It's one of the most heavily guarded places ever." said Viney.
The group did some thinking.
"Gee, never really thought of that." said Gwen.
Crash snapped his fingers and waved a hand.
Everyone noticed.
"What exactly is your plan to getting into the Conformitorium Crash?" said Luz.
The bandicoot then reached into his pants before pulling out a pizza box.
This confused everyone.
"How's that going to help?" said Tails.
At the Conformitorium; two members of the Emperor's Coven were standing inside the entrance while one of the members was talking to the other.
"Okay, since this is your first day on the job, you've been assigned to front door guard. Now don't let anyone in no matter what they try to pull. It could be a door to door salesman, someone taking a survey, or even a delivery man. No one is allowed to enter the Conformitorium." said the first guard.
The new guard nodded.
"You got it." said the new guard.
The first guard walked off as the new Emperor's Coven member stood in place.
"Nobody, nobody, nobody." the guard said before a knocking was heard at the door and he turned to it, "Who is it?"
"Pizza." said Duncan's voice.
The guard became shocked.
"Oooh pizza." said the guard.
He opened the door and saw Crash Bandicoot holding the same pizza box while dressed up like a pizza delivery man.
"That'll be 23 slugs." Duncan's voice said while Crash mouthed the words.
The guard pulled out a wallet and started going through the money before giving Crash the money.
The bandicoot counted the money before glaring at the guard.
"What, no tip?" Duncan's voice said while the bandicoot mouthed the words again.
The guard pulled out some more money before giving it to Crash who then gave the guard the pizza box.
"Thank you?" Duncan's Voice said as Crash mouthed it before walking off.
The door closed.
The guard looked at the pizza box.
"Oh boy, wonder what I'll be eating." said the guard.
He opened the box before being conked on the head by a hammer and passed out, dropping the box.
Then Amity who somehow managed to fit herself in the pizza box climbed out of the box and dusted herself off before opening the door to see a chuckling Crash and glared at him.
"Can't believe I let you talk me into this." said Amity.
Crash laughed.
The others then entered the Conformitorium.
"Do I love this guy or what? I tell you, he maybe stupid, but he sure does have his moments." said Duncan.
Crash pulled out his iPad and typed stuff down before pushing an icon on it.
"I'm smart enough to keep Cortex from ditching me in a cave he trapped us in." said the iPad.
The group nodded.
"Smart." said Gwen.
Crash pulled out a Wumpa Fruit and started eating it.
"WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH FRUIT!?" yelled Amity.
"That's a good question future sister in law." Muttered the Animal/healing witch.
Amity became confused.
"Huh?" said Amity.
Crash finished the fruit.
"We'd better find Belos." said Luz.
But then a bunch of plants appeared and wrapped around the group, shocking them.
"What the?" said Viney.
Then Crash's sack of Wumpa Fruit fell on the ground.
The bandicoot noticed it and started crying.
Interview Gag
Crash was still crying over his spilled Wumpa Fruit.
End Interview Gag
Belos then appeared.
"Did you guys really think getting in would be that easy?" said Belos.
"Kind of." said Penny.
Belos saw the bandicoot and became shocked.
"What is that thing? It's disgusting." said Belos.
Crash managed to pull out his iPad and typed stuff down before pressing an icon.
"Hey, that's not very nice." the iPad said before Crash turned to Amity, "She's just a brown haired witch who dyes her hair green and is in love with a-"
But then Amity quickly made a magic circle that destroyed the iPad.
Luz became confused.
"Uh, who're you in love with?" said Luz.
"No one." Amity said while blushing nervously.
Belos face palmed himself.
Tails glared at Amity.
"Hey, you just destroyed Crash's iPad. He had photos of his sister and floating mask guardian on there." said Tails.
Amity gulped.
Crash is sad and he cried.
Amity looked at Crash.
"Sorry Crash." She said.
"I swear, that thing deserves to be captured by beast catchers." said Belos.
"Wouldn't surprise me if he's turned in other animals to animal control." said Gwen.
Flashback
Crash was in an alleyway of Toon City before being grabbed by the neck by a group of humanoid cats.
"Well, well, look who we have here. That dimwitted Crash Bandicoot." said the lead cat, "In our territory no less."
"You going to give him what for boss?" said a tiny cat.
The lead cat glared at the tiny cat.
"I was about to do that before you interrupted me." said the lead cat.
"My bad." said the tiny cat.
"Got to learn not to talk so much." said a buff cat.
"Yeah." said a lanky cat.
Crash then saw an animal control van going by and smiled.
"So, we got a problem or-"the lead cat said before Crash whistled and the other cats turned to where the bandicoot was looking.
They then saw the animal control van backing up.
"Uh oh." said the tiny cat.
"Oh snap, it's five-o, we got to split." said the buff cat.
"Aw, not again." said the lanky cat.
The lead cat turned to see that Crash had somehow managed to get out of his grip and a mop was in his place.
The lead cat became shocked and ran off with the other cats as the animal control officer chased after them.
"WHY DID THE MAIN AUTHOR CHOOSE NOW OF ALL TIMES TO MAKE A TOM AND JERRY FILM REFERENCE? FILM GOT NEGATIVE REVIEWS!" yelled the lead cat.
Crash who was hiding in a dumpster saw the whole thing and laughed mischievously.
End Cutaway Gag
Belos was confused.
"Tom and Jerry film reference?" said Belos.
"Wouldn't get it." said Tails.
Belos shook his head.
"Come along." said Belos.
He walked off as the plants with its hostages followed.