Kuoh was pretty much destroyed after the Brandon and Rias battle. Honestly, the only remaining thing that distinguished it from a nuclear wasteland was the surprisingly intact Kuoh Academy. Otherwise, however, it was as though a giant dinosaur stumbled its way through the little town.
Kuoh's denizens were frantically rebuilding the previously bustling with life settlement. Devils, Fallen, Humans and Angels alike were doing their best to restore the town. The life-long feud had been put on hold for the time being and secrecy was a forgotten concept at this point, put aside in favour of a temporary truce and camaraderie in face of the horrifying destruction that a mad gamer and a horny redhead bimbo caused with their little fight. Said gamer was (unsurprisingly) absent due to him being an asshole and all that. Simply put, an air of companionship and unity settled in Kuoh.
"Come on, man, use your hellish demon cock powers or whatever y'all devils have and help me lift this fucking boulder," grumbled a middle-aged man while blowing his greying hair out of his sweat-soaked face with short and rapid but strong puffs of air from his chaffed-lipped mouth, "I'm a regular damn human, you can't expect me to do everything by myself, you know. Don't be a dick!"
The devil turned his face and stared at the human flatly.
"Hercule... You truly believe that I would lower myself to the point of HELPING you do PHYSICAL work? How utterly idiotic of you."
"Well I'll be damned, Sirzechs, a fucking devil is too prideful to help a puny little mortal, how surprisingly unexpected of you," Hercule growled, "Come down here and use your little goddamned hands you immortal fuck," He snapped angrily. The Satan just stared. Again.
"Are my ears deceiving me or a powerless human is defying an actual Satan? Are you THAT dumb?"
Hercule spat on the ground and glared at Sirzechs, "I don't give a shit even if you're God himself, lend me a hand or fuck off to your eternal burning abyss or wherever you sacks of burning horse shit live."
The Lucifer sneered, his eyes flashing angrily, "You dare mention his name around a Devil? I swear to the Satans, I will eliminate you and your soul if you find the stupidity to mention something like that again," he conjured a ball of destruction in his palm and raised his hand just to prove a point, waving it on front of Hercule's face mockingly.
"Bring it, you fucking heaven outcast, I don't give a fuck. Once I'm in your burning little domain I'll suffer my way to your bitch mother and fuck her with my gnarled human dick until she screams out God's na-"
The air exploded. Humans, Angels, Devils, Fallen, animals, beasts, buildings, quite literally everything in a five mile radius either got blown away or violently shook in its place. Everything went quiet.
A crater the size of a small pond appeared smack dab in the middle of Kuoh. In that crater, a smoking form started to move around, groaning and moaning. All nearby living beings gathered around the giant pit, some of them readying their weapons or powers.
"Ow, my LEG feels like it's about to BREAK," the figure moaned out, "I SWEAR the WEAR and TEAR of the pain of ME landing HERE can make my HAIR go white like a HARE."
It rose slowly, revealing the features of a dark-haired middle-aged man with short dark facial hair. He looked at the beings standing in front of him.
"What a WEIRD TOWN I was FLINGED DOWN to, WINGED THINGS and SINGED BEINGS and DEAD KIDS that TOOK HITS from RED-HEAD CHITS and SIS-CON FREAKS," he went on, gesturing around and putting his palm to his mouth.
"The fuck are you?" Muttered out a construction worker with a kettle of black coffee in his hands incredulously, "I was in the middle of my break and you just fell do-" At this point a building crashed due to the tremors caused by the man's appearance, making everyone nearby jump due to the shock of that happening. The glass kettle spilled on the worker's lap and balls.
"OW! OW! FUCK! THAT BURNS!" He screamed out, making everyone around him, even the male devils, wince in sympathy, "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK CALL THE MEDICS HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" He yelled out while running around and fanning his burned testicles.
The man in the crater smirked and started walking forwards, gesturing and touching his mouth even harder than before, "That's an awfully HOT coffee POT," He shouted out confidently.
Sirzechs' eyes went wide, "Oh shit, it's Emine-"
The world ceased to exist.