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r/roguespiracy
Gotham Henchpeople United
post pinned by moderators:
I. Rogue Gallery rundown: pros and cons
II. Going straight: legal advice masterlist, Wayne Help Center, welcoming entry level jobs for ex-henches
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Posted by u/ElenaMcMc 4 days ago
Joker seen in a flowershop! No causalities reported! Is he actually BUYING?
Last night the Joker was reported near the fashion district leaving Ashley's Flowery Creations with whole armful of roses, NO ARMED ASSISTANCE IN SIGHT! For info about new entry positions in the clown ranks, please contact the mods at r/ChurchOfJeremiah
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Posted by u/QueenOfTheNarrowsOfficial 31 minutes ago
Thompkins clinic about to move!
We've all seen this coming. Increase in both demand and traffic has finally forced the Doc and her crew to switch to a bigger place. Clinic will be moving throughout next week into the abandoned factory building three blocks over south from its current location. Any third party seeking to breach Neutral Grounds truce and launch assault in this vulnerable time should be aware that both the Bat and other Independent Security Measures will be watching. Approach at your own risk but please know we are NOT taking chances on this one.
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Posted by u/ Drarry4Life 8 hours ago
Scarecrow's new toxin causes euphoria instead of panic! Beware bouts of hysteria in the Narrows and Bowery!
Mr. scarecrow sir is broadening his brand. Anyone interested in taking a hit of real fun instead of terror, get ya asses over here. First 50 to fill after effects questionnaire will get second dose at half price…
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Posted by u/KorraSami63 1 day ago
Jokers spotted together having dinner downtown! Is the end nigh?
I bartend at The Coffeeshop and, like, since it's on neutral grounds, we've got a lot of rogues stopping by for a scone and what not. But never, NEVER have I seen both Jokers at the same time not only being civil to each other, but actually attempting conversation? Like they straight up kept ordering the most ridiculous concoctions I've ever made and just. Sat there. Chatting. FOR TWO HOURS!? Like not to be that person but if they are joining forces shouldn't we just, like, flee? Because this city can take a lot, but this it WON'T survive. Any Jokesters here with some good intel?
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Posted by u/pat_on_the_head 19 hours ago
Mass robberies in the Diamond District! No bakery is safe!
Shoutout to all local gangs: Maniax are on the move for what looks like every blubbery muffin in the area and no, this is not a joke. Please be mindful of your business partners and decoy establishments, as their method of operation is unusually… efficient.
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Posted by u/butterfingers 12 days ago
Men's Night at the Sirens gone wrong! Local gang leader dead! "He choked on his Bloody Babs," witness says, despite lack of such drink on the menu.
Ya'll. YA'LL. You DO NOT piss off Barbara Kean ON HER TURF if you want to live to steal another day. YOU JUST DO NOT. Bosses who don't know this basic survival rule ARE NOT WORTHY OF YOUR HARD WORK AND BLOOD. Let alone LOYALTY. The secret to making it as a henchperson is TO KNOW HOW TO STEER CLEAR OF MORONS. You can't make a good living if your boss gets you! Or themselves! Killed!
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Posted by u/them-kitter-feets 9 days ago
Mr. Freeze leaves giant Princess Batman sculpture on the roof of GCPD. On capture he admitted "Joker made him do it!"?
Dancing Batman wouldn't be the first in the history of odd sculptures Mr. Freeze has left for the city throughout the years, yet our "favorite" hero clad in an icy ball gown of the undeniably Dusney sort is a novelty. Caught in a twirl with not one, but two masked gentlemen is certainly the sight to behold. As per the GCPD report of the scene, Henches used as the core for the sculptures are still alive - in stasis, awaiting for the ice to thaw. Rumor mill has it was the Joker who commissioned the piece, though no confirmation is available yet. Pictures available under the link:
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Posted by u/MakiMaki 3 days ago
Firefly on a rampage: three (3) "massage parlors" on fire! No workers were harmed.
It's a sad day for the human trafficking community when not only Batman is hunting their trail, but our very own Firefly as well. Last night, three of the five known establishments under the Smiths family reach went up in flames as Firefly ripped through security with terrifying ease. All the workers were evacuated. The same cannot be said for the members of supporting staff and the Smiths themselves. Contributions to the Fallen on Duty fund :here: Condolences to the families of the deceased. Full list of names (so far known) under In Memoriam section.
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Posted by u/imalasagnahog 1 day ago
Cult of Jerome OR Church of Jeremiah? Rundown comparison on job perks and benefits. Choose your BEST henchperson career path now!
Have you ever wondered what it's like to work with the Joker? Walk up there with the best of them? Have you ever dreamed of leaving simple crimehood behind and ascending to new heights? Well now you can! With this simple guide you can choose the perfect Joker for your individual Hench needs and start a fulfilling career at the side of one of Gotham's best!
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Posted by u/ToyDealer 3 hours ago
ATTENTION PENGUIN HENCHPEOPLE: shipment of new bird themed plushies is hitting town: prepare for outrage and increase in personal violence.
Just stay safe, alright? Especially if you're a newbie. As his former upper-henchman I can tell y'all that the lil' dude HATES inaccurate details in his merch, and those new things are WONKY AF! Best to give him an all-clear, unless you absolutely HAVE TO, until the storm's over. Distribution will start some early next week, so my condolences to anyone who works in unloading.
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Posted by u/just_toads_tongues 15 hours ago
Ivy might be locked up but her garden sure ain't: new man-eating plants enclosure in Robinson Park.
To the moron who left warehouse 15 unattended long enough for those blasted weeds to liberate themselves: I will find you and I WILL feed you to them. And that ain't a threat. That's a promise. Listen, I get we're all overworked with keeping an entire weird-ass menagerie alive and healthy, and we all need breaks and me-time, but FOR GOD'S SAKE. Man-eaters? REALLY? Please go be a useless bump somewhere else!
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Posted by u/hades_youBitch 21 days ago
Bruce Wayne has a Clone? [Pictures]
On vacation and very far away from the stinky sinkhole we call home. Recovering from recently acquired battle wounds on the beach. And there is Bruce Wayne chilling on a deck chair next to me? While I know for a fact he's still in Gotham? As my team has been assigned to tailing the mofo for the past two months? And he hasn't given us a split ONCE? If there is a new cloning establishment on the up, I would GREATLY appreciate the warning. Thanks!
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Posted by u/AnusToothbrush69 3 days ago
Professor Strange is hiring scientists! Moral compass and/or Hippocratic Oath not required.
We are going to run some pretty sweet tests but we need staff to keep the facility operational. A lot of staff. If there are any unemployed/unsatisfied with the restrictions of the current workplace/with their license revoked but still dedicated to the field: nurses/doctors/vets/medical engineers/biologists/chemists/nuclear physicists/morticians and or hospital support staff looking for new job opportunities, please contact this number:
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Posted by u/SUEtheT-REXismywifu 4 days ago
Tetch strikes again! Tens of people dancing in slow-mo in front of the city hall.
If you've never been to a Tetch rave before, you haven't lived. Volunteers for the next event please contact your designated area Maniax to telegraph participation interest before the end of the month. Predicted survival odds: at least 80/1; arrest odds: 50/50. Payment after the event in a location disclosed at a later date.
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Posted by u/deXterleXter 7 days ago
Batman in the Narrows! Interview with a henchwoman who escaped the arrest to tell the tale!
If you've never encountered the Dark Knight yourself while on the job, this interview will guide you through the best outcomes of the confrontation and the most important DOs and DON'Ts of interacting with the Bat. C. T. is a henchwoman who found herself on the wrong end of a batarang not once, but thrice in the recent months and in her interview with Gotham Underground Gazette is discussing evasion tactics and the effectiveness of pleading in the face of raging Vengeance. A definite MUST READ for every newbie in the ranks as well as the veterans who so far have been lucky in avoiding the Bat!
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Posted by u/stormPrince 17 hours ago
Inter-city Hench transfer
Henchperson relocation services from Metropolis, Blüdhaven and New York. Basic living arrangements and weapons access granted off the Bat. All other accommodations and employment details in tune with Rogue's of choice policy. Applications currently open for Penguin, Riddler and the Falcones. Contact with the recruiters in person only, at these city spots:
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Posted by u/AlvarezIsBAE 12 hours ago
Become a Zsaszette!
Tired of men looking down on you? Fed up with getting saddled with stake out jobs and low level guard positions? Do you want to prove yourself in the field and be the real agent in the heat of the action? Become a Zsaszette! We offer best employment benefits and health insurance in the business as well as extensive training and living accommodations (daycare included!) Respectful environment! No workplace discrimination! No glass ceilings! Unleash your inner badass and join team Zsasz today!
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Posted by u/XenaX 15 days ago
Joker takes Bruce Wayne hostage during bank heist! He escapes before authorities (Batman) can show up.
Bruce Wayne, as always in the wrong place at the wrong time, volunteered as a hostage during Joker's latest fundraiser operation. Yes, I can't believe this either. I work in financial counseling which is a bit to the side from the bank's main hall (thank you, double bulletproof glass!) and had a direct view of most of the scene. It all happened so fast! Wayne declared himself as Everyone's Favorite Hostage(TM) and let Joker pull him aside. I didn't exactly see what happened then because it was when the others started pulling cash, but what I DID see was how ruffled they both emerged from their corner before Joker. Let him go? Like? Did Wayne finally lost it and tried to fight Joker off? Because it's either that OR…
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