I'll Handle the dirty work-A Quiet Place part 2 by WyldClaw.
Plot : my newest spoof of "I'll Do The Dirty Work" form 1984's My Little Pony: The movie. This is What me and my fictionpress persona BK ( aka BigKidatheart) Will be singing come the end of next month. Italics are extra lines and X separates the lines .
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WC: Sick?...Why BK dear
You're looking icky
you don't look like you're at your best
I hope you haven't been hit by summer allergies
I think you need to lie down and take a short rest
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BK:But what about all the stuff we have to do?
You're not gonna do it solo are you?
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WC:Please, what else am I here for?
Don't you stress , Don't you stress
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WC: I'll do the dirty work
I'll deal with all the dirty work
here have some advil and some chicken soup too
I'll do the tasks clean and efficiently . So Don't you fret.
Carrie, Ian , Chrissy, Bethany, Moe, Curly: ha! Yeah right ! I'd take that bet
(WC chuckles nervously) WC: All you have to do is see A Quiet Place Part II " with Chrissy and Robbie
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BK( spits out the soup all over WC's face. WC wipes it off in disgust): A Quiet Place Part II " with Chrissy and Robbie? Are you crazy?
WC: a little bit . (BK rolls her eyes) but why not? I'll be doing everything else... you don't look that much in pain
BK ( gets a cartoon lightbulb above her head for a second before it disappears . ): you're right . that advil seems to be working extremely fast and i feel so much better
Movieguru: But you spat out the advil with the - (BK 'accidently' steps on her foot and gives her a 'shut up hand motion as movieguru howls in pain)
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BK: WC, pal, I just now had a memory flash
I still owe you a birthday gift
WC: wait.. you do?
BK: at the time i didn't have any ready cash
But here's how i'll make it up to you
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BK: I'll handle the dirty work
I'll manage all the dirty work
Moe: like actually putting in some overtime
Into Cleaning your computer of the layers of scum and Slime?
BK [nervously Chuckles]: -uh... yeah.. that's ...on my list- [moe, Lindsay, Ivan, Chrissy, curly laugh)
All you have to do is go see A Quiet Place Part II " with Chrissy and Robbie
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WC: A Quiet Place Part II " with Chrissy and Robbie? Me?
BK: Happy way belated birthday.
WC: BK , you're ever so kind.
let's split the task list
BK: pish-posh I really don't mind
WC: I totally insist
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WC& BK: We'll both handle the dirty work
We'll both handle the dirty work
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WC: Each of us should do her share!
BK: then it's really only fair!
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WC: I'll get rid of that disgusting mold .. yeuch!
BK: I'll clean the back porch of spiderwebs and leaf muck
WC: I'll collect the stuff for that part of the show . and watch the teaser so i knows to get a hint of the plot… ugh. Just my luck, the stop button's stuck! Yuck, yuck!
Moe, Carrie, Ivan, Chrissy Naomi, Curly, Ross, Robbie: (laughs as WC mutters some.. terms under her breath) ha ha!
Moe, Chrissy: that's what you get for getting for letting it get filled with gunk and fungus
WC: shush!
BK: errr… we should clean it it out from time to time ( WC gives her a look )
WC ( finally gets the stop button to work): not.. helping.
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WC and BK: Splitting the nasty work among us does the job in half the time!
it's great when we co-operate!
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WC: I'll handle the dirty work!
BK: I'll gladly do the dirty work!
WC & BK: make the kitchen utensils look clean brand-new
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Carrie,. Moe, Chrissy Naomi, Ross, Curly, Ian: yeah right! total bull-poo
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WC: I'll handle the dirty work!
BK: I'll gladly handle the dirty work!
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WC: So long as some girl else
BK: So long as some girl else
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BK & WC : So long as some girl else goes to see A Quite Place Part II with Chrissy and robbie
Chrissy : (in a singsong voice): : oh BK ? WC want to watch a … funny movie with Robbie and I
BK: by 'funny' movie' do you mean (speaks fast) a certain delayed twice horror film starring Emily Blunt that's a sequel to 2018's A Quiet Place? ( Chrissy grins)
Chrissy: (nods) : maybe…
BK: flip…
WC: uh the thing is .. we have stuff to do like get cold medicine (jabs BK, who fake sneezes and coughs) and then go do an over night shift at work
BK: We'll just be going now
(they start to slink away but Moe grabs them by their shirts. ) Moe: Going somewhere you chickens?
BK: MOE!
Moe: Your job doesn't even have overnight shifts.
WC ( gulps as Chrissy and Robbie come up behind Moe, thick hardcover books in their hands): bugger .
Chrissy ( she and robbie raise the hardcover books into the air): this won't hurt me at all
BK and WC : oh sh-(they get knocked out by the books )