(women funny...SIKE...I'm joking don't cancel me)
'stay still, stay still,' Uriel told himself he was trying to achieve sage mode without any help. It might turn him into a statue, but it's worth the risk with sage mode, he will be stronger than ever.
Months have passed since Uriel had sex with Rika's mom, and they somehow got away with it without anyone knowing. They did it a couple of more times after that day.
Ever since he had sex, he has grown in power. He now has three tomoe Sharingan.
Walking outside his home, he sees issei coming out of his house with a uniform "hey issei, what happenin'" he asked his bestest friend in the magical world.
"It's the first day of school, and why aren't you in a uniform?" Future harem king asked
"well, you see, I'm not going" you see it would be simple-minded if a fallen would go where all the devils are, located "what! c'mon, how about I show you how awesome kouh academy is" should he do it? It could be dangerous but...
"Sure, I'll go" following issei, Uriel could see kouh academy and a bunch of students walking inside.
"yo issei," Two voices called out to issei. Looking back, he saw two males, one with comically large monkey ears and another male with glasses coming over here. All the school girls nearby gave them death glares.
It was pretty obvious who these chumps were Motohama, and Matsuda, the perverted duo. "hey, who the hell is this pretty boy" the two of them asked while giving Uriel the stink eye.
"yo, I'm a friend of issei's," Uriel responded "what! Issei how could you betray us like this" the perverts started crying tears of betrayal then stared at issei with anger cocking their fist back they, tried to punch issei but of course Uriel being Issei's friend took the hits for him.
"you guys will not hurt my friend," Uriel said sounding, like a shonen protagonist. Suprised from this outcome, Matsuda ad Motohama backed away from him
Issei was deeply touched he could feel his heartbeat fasten 'thanks, Uriel' Issei promised Cervix basher to, not to turn this into a yaoi fanfiction.
The group suddenly heard squeals of the female students "is issei into boys" one girl in the crowd squealed for some reason they're into yaoi with anal penetration.
"Sorry" Matsuda, and motohama apologized "Nah, it's cool I didn't feel it," Uriel said trying, to sound cool, but he wasn't lying it didn't hurt one bit. "ok, let's head out," issei exclaimed no longer blushing from his rescue "ok" they all started to head towards school.
Walking towards, the school they were getting a lot of attention from Uriel might fine, looks "who's that?" "he looks hot, who is he?" just hormonal teenagers blushing from his looks.
Walking inside, a couple of devils could sense Uriel's holy presence. "Koneko," ordered a crimson-haired female with a pair of gigantic breasts.
A white-haired petite girl with no tits got up and left to check who was the person emitting this holy presence.
...
Back with the crew, issei is trying to convince Uriel to join in peeping activities "hmm...fine," he conceded. They started walking towards the kendo club's peephole. Looking inside, they saw nothing because the kendo club anticipated them coming over here to peep on them.
"RUN!" they started to run, but they couldn't keep running unlike, Uriel they don't have the stamina to run for long periods. "agck" they were getting their asses handed to them by the kendo clubs "please not my nuts!" they pleaded, and suddenly the kendo club stopped.
Giving the boys hope but then gave them a sadistic smile grabbing their shinai, they started squishing their balls.
"ahh" scrams of agony came from Matsuda and motohama
"sorry homie,!" issei and Uriel started running away "you bastards," Matsuda and motohama screamed.
regret was all they felt, and even if they weren't hit in the nut sack they felt their pain
~BRUH DXD~
After some hours school, was finally over, and the sun was going down cause Issei, and Uriel had to deal with Matsuda and Motohama's rage from being left behind.
"welp issei I gotta go" Uriel told Issei
walking home, Uriel noticed the devil following him "come out I know your there," activating his Sharingan he stared at the spot the devil was at
And came out a petite girl with a deadpan face staring at him
'A kuudere!' Uriel was excited to meet his first kuudere in this world, and she was a loli, the world truly loved him enough to grant him a kuudere loli.
'thank you, holy father,' Uriel prayed to the man who sent him into this world.
"Why do you have chakra," she asked in a threatening tone, kinda with her voice, you really can't tell.
"well, you see koneko-" Uriel was interrupted by her question "how do you know my name?" she asked.
'shit,' Uriel forgot that he hasn't met with the main cast of this show 'i need an alias...I got!' getting ready to introduce himself.
"you see as the sage of six paths, I know a lot of things," Uriel lied straight through his teeth, he was no sage of six paths, and he knew it, but koneko didn't, so what's to stop him?
She just stared at him menacingly, not believing one word that came out of his holy ass.
"so imma head out" Uriel was about to leave, but koneko, just out of nowhere attacked him. dodging her punch, Uriel put her in a genjustu "go back to your king," he ordered
And just like that no more kuudere loli anywhere insight.
~BRUH DXD~
'time for my date!' Issei has been anticipating the day when he finally goes on a date, A couple of days ago, he was asked out by a girl named Yuuma Amano
He may not know who she is, but she had great Oppai they, were round and plump with an extra side of ass. He jerked off multiple times yesterday causes how smokin' hot Yuuma was. She was the epitome of beauty.
putting on clothing and using some cologne, Issei got ready for his date soon it was time to go on his date
...
Issei has been waiting a while, long enough that some big-tittied lady with a costume on gave him a flyer. He felt like he was getting stood up,
"Issei! hey," Issei looked at the person who called him out, it was big tittied Yuuma "Oh, cool you made it" he was surprised he wasn't stood up or something along the line.
Now the date started, and happy music played while a cringy montage of how their date went.
(not writing how their cringe ass date went)
It truly baffled Uriel how idiotic Issei can be how could he not be, Issei didn't question Yuuma on how she knew him or anything else that was suspicious about her.
Boobs are Issei's Achilles heel, he couldn't go one day without thinking about them, and if he did, he would die. But it's also his power boost its pretty bullshit, but he's the protagonist.
"In honor of our first date, there's something I would like you to do to commemorate this moment,"
'here it comes' Uriel couldn't stop this form from happening, or else canon would be different, but it was more difficult than he thought.
"Sure you can ask me for anything at all," Yuuma hummed, then asked what Uriel was dreading.
"would you die for me," she asked him.
"what da say, sorry something must be wrong with my ears. I don't think I heard you correctly could you maybe repeat yourself," no Issei, you heard correctly, she wants you to die.
"I want you to die for me haha," she laughed, then she changed attire into latex clothing, and fallen angel wings popped out of her back.
"well,l I have to admit I did have some fun today considering how much of a pussy you are, things could have been much, much worse, thanks a lot for the gift but even, so die a virgin boy" holding out her hand a light spear appears.
"wait Yuuma please," Issei begged, but it was for not Raynare stabbed him in the gut.
It made Uriel angry no it infuriated him, he just saw his friend die in front of his eyes, and he could have stopped it.
Uriel felt a stinging sensation in his eyes, he noticed that his eyes got stronger but so did his anger, 'the Mangekyo Sharingan,' he thought to himself.
Grabbing a costume that resembles Obito's from the war out of his magical imagination and putting it on.
Walking over to his dead friend all, he feels is anger and regret. Looking back at his friend's murderer, "who are you?" asked the bitch who killed his friend.
"..fuck you.." Activating his Mangekyo, he stares at her, "w-what did you say!" Making a light spear, she throws it at him.
'Saizu sōsa' using his left eyes, he shrinks the spear to a microscopic level. Uriel's left eye started to bleed "what did you do!" Raynare exclaimed in surprise. Uriel launched himself at her cocking his fist back and punched her in the gut.
"Awk," she keeled over in pain, "wai-" she didn't get to finish because she was, punched in the face.
Using his right eye, 'Kanayago' he created Two Iron rods he then stabbed her in the gut "aah," she screamed in agony, "wait, please," not stopping, he creates another rod and grabs Raynare's hands and stabs them into the ground like pain did to naruto. She screamed in distress 'what do I do' she thought to herself, she knew he was stronger than her.
Uriel knocked her out with a genjustu Raynare has suffered enough so she will die while unconscious. He started doing hand signs 'Ox, Hare, Monkey Raikirir' a mass of lighting gathered at his hand, and he was about to kill her.
But, suddenly a portal that resembled Kamui's portal popped out of nowhere, and a KCM2 Naruto fucking Uzumaki! came out of the portal. "who are you!" naruto yelled while holding a Rasengan
"wh-" Uriel didn't finish his sentence cause he was hit with a Rasengan to the face "awk," Uriel's mask, was destroyed, and he was, launched back a couple of feet.
'Holy hell it's naruto Uzumaki' Uriel looked at his idol naruto in his Kurama cloak "Tobi!" he screamed at me "yo" Uriel waved at naruto "don't yo me" naruto charged in with a Rasengan "wait I'm not him" Uriel yelled
"huh?" naruto gave him a confused look "look around," naruto noticed the change in scenery "what the hell!" he yelled "yeah, you were sent into another world like me," Uriel explained.
"oh...wait you have the Sharingan!" Naruto pointed at Uriel's eyes 'oh wow, he just noticed that,' he thought to himself
"oh yeah, my Sharingan" Uriel couldn't believe naruto was somehow in this world. "Wait you said I was in another world how is the Sharingan in this world," Naruto asked
"well, you see I don't know" Uriel didn't know how to explain that he was reincarnated into this world. Naruto just comically fell "How could you not know,"
"well I don't care about that" Uriel was about to ask how naruto got here, but suddenly Rias teleported in front of Uriel and Naruto with an unconscious, fallen angel also issei on the floor.
"yo, big tits," Uriel waved at rais. Activating his Sharingan, he put her in a genjustu "use your evil pieces to reincarnate issei, then leave," Uriel ordered. Rias nodded, she went over to issei and put eight evil pieces into him and then left with Issei to heal him.
"so...since you don't have a place to stay how about you stay with me," Uriel asked Naruto "hmm...sure!" Uriel nodded then signaled naruto to follow him.
"so what were you doing before you got here?" even if Uriel knew the answer he wanted to talk to the real naruto "well I was in the middle of the 4th great ninja war"
'so he was in the war arc' he wondered if Kakashi or Obito threw him into this world.
After some walking Naruto and Uriel finally arrived at his home "welcome to my house" Uriel never liked that song "nice home" naruto complemented "thanks" even if Uriel stole this house naruto didn't need to know that.
"so you want anything to drink" Uriel didn't want to ask what Naruto wanted to eat cause he doesn't have enough ramen to feed naruto." ramen broth!"
'*sigh* of course' grabbing a ramen cup Uriel poured some hot water into it then gave it to naruto "so where are your parents?" naruto asked
"well you see I'm an orphan" naruto gave him a look of recognition of course he would naruto's an orphan.
"I'm going to sleep" Uriel went to his bedroom, but suddenly he remembered Raynare.
'shit I forgot to kill her,' Uriel shrugged it off
'welp no use crying over spilled milk'
(Yo Cervix_basher here and you see this is the shit I'm talking about the homosexual rigmarole type shit bruh. Anyways let me explain the two mangekyo abilities sōsa is the ability to manipulate size so Uriel can make something microscopic or gigantic but it takes more chakra to do it on a living creature like a human or something. now onto number 2. Kanayago is the god of iron or something, I forgot anyways its the ability to use iron its kinda like wood style but its iron. Oh yeah it his mangekyo looks like a wifi symbol cause i'm to lazy to come up with a cool design)