I'm finally getting around to watch the 2nd episode of this series damn it hahaha
Sorry bout the wait, but life be busy and time flying by in a simple blink!
Anyway, enjoy the following reviews of these chosen species feature in the second episode of Ishuzoku Reviewers!
Greetings and salutations my fellow cultured brethren!
It is I, Zellshasha, Keeper of Cardinal Secrets, returning once more unto these written works!
Today I shall be reviewing a particularly...interesting choice in terms of matting partners.
I, of course, am talking about Fairies.
Not to be confused with Pixies as those vermin are the more troublesome species that enjoy stealing undergarments from men and women alike. Among other unpleasant tricks.
For those whom have never set eyes upon a Fairy; picture a small creature averagely a few inches tall (though rare subspecies have been reported to grow to 4 feet) with the physical appearance of both elves and humans in addition to a set of crystal light, diamond shaped or single feather wings upon their back.
This species are notorious for assisting various legendary heroes of the older ages and have gone down in history as helpful companions.
For many, you cannot just help but smile upon seeing a Fairy...then regret holding any lengthy conversation with one as that happy feeling will transform into utter annoyance.
Tis not a fact that all Fairies are as I stated on that last bit, yet all that I have talked with turned out as such...
Now I will state forthwith that I have never, ever, had intercourse with a member of the Fairy race. That reasons behind why I, Zellshasha, a half breed Incubus have failed to mate with a member of this particular species is due to their most obvious trait: They are tiny.
Creatures such as I whom possess long members will never be able to "do the business" with Fairies as their small bodies can only handle so much girth!
As such, I cannot describe to you all how fucking a member of this particularly interesting choice off a race would be.
I can however describe an instance quite similar as thanks to my inquires from those that have.
Allow me to paint a picture for all you readers upon what it might be like to experience the tight body of a fragile fairy.
Imagine if you would, holding a single sock. You then take said sock and fill it with a sort of lubricant.
Then you stick your member inside the sock and tighten it as much as you are able without making motion completely impossible. Be it as simple as a wad of good old rubber bands or more particular such as iron clamps for those with a more mosaicistic taste, as long as the sock around your genitals is tight as possible while still being able to move easy enough.
After you insured that its nice and tight, move the lubed up sock up and down at whatever pace you desire. Thus, you have now experience what it is essentially like to bang a Fairy.
Not that impressive is what many of you are most likely thinking, I'm sure.
Fairies, like most species, have a brothel located on Succubus Street.
Newcomers to their establishment must pay a one time 500 gold coin membership fee, which to must (myself included) consider completely ridiculous. 500 gold coins to mate with basically the equivalent of a fleshy, lubed up sock? Talk about scandalous.
Afterword, the receptionist(whom the one I set eyes on is attractive in a gothic like way) will measure you individual member as they are quite strict on size limits. Afterword, she will present you with a selection of Fairies that can handle whatever package you might be carrying.
However for most, the selection with be scarce at best.
A size of around 16 cm for example will percent you with 2 choices that are rather...dissuading.
The ideal compatible races to mate with Fairies are those with average small sizes, such as Halflings.
The only other possible was I can fathom with all my being that any species could have any sort of sexual pleasures with is to have Fairies rub themselves upon your member. Thus it is disappointing that such an experience would only get as far as an erotic tease.
Otherwise...if one is into finger banging a Fairy. An interesting choice for a mostly one sided erotic pleasure for those that pursue it.
I will not even bother trying to explain the aspects of possessing a harem of Fairies, nor my take on male Fairies. On the latter I believe the would not be worth the time of day trying to mate with.
Sincerest apologies female readers! Give this species a hard pass.
To summarize, Fairies as a matting choice is a very poor one for many aside from those whom have small members by universal standards, not those limited by individual race! However, they could satisfy all those whom have finger fucking fetishes. I for one, do not judge on whatever individual tastes you dear readers might possess within, I merely question why particular kinks exist at most.
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