Dimension Distorer: We're slowly climbing up in the chapters. I love how this power-trip project is actually going for us, even though we're not really trying to make this a very enticing story or anything. Just something fun for the two of us, yeah?

FS Appaneesty: Yes indeed my dearest compadre! Honestly, I'll spare you guys the verbosity on these ANs and just let the story do the talking. I think by now you know what we're all about with this. Rest assured however, that while it's not very enticing and no doubt not suitable for female audiences, we do have some semblance of a direction for this story planned. We even brainstormed quite a few future plot points before getting started, eh mate?

Dimension Distorer: Yes. Both on character and story progression and we don't mean just our characters. We wanna have the girls, mainly Gwen and Carly, to have development. They aren't just sex objects. They're meant to be how any furry, fantasy-loving people would act to be honest when meeting their dreams right in front of them. Just read and find out. Let's begin.

Chapter 5: It Takes Two

(Stephan)

I watched Thomas as he was carried off with Gwen and Aiyanna from the massive battlefield. Of course, there was no damage due to how Aiyanna crafted the whole thing. I have to admit though, what I saw...was freaking amazing. Thomas did something that should've been considered impossible for the kind of Pokemon that we are but we aren't normal in the slightest. Our Earth-human brains, on top of a lot of hypothesizing allows for us to create powers in any way we want. He just proved this with that Psycho Boost.

I'm beginning to get it. He challenged Aiyanna because it was how he wanted to force himself to go past his current limits and he punched through his ceiling. Now he has access to Psycho Boost to practice for however long or transform it however much he can. I have to do the same thing. Carly was sitting beside me right now on one of the several, highly comfortable benches that were off to the side. She chose to help me brainstorm on how to go about my own form of training.

I loved how she thought too. Similar to me in a way but very different at the same time. We both loved various types of anime and video games so that was the basis of what I could do next. But while I studied superpowers and several of their applications, Carly had the idea of just using powers I already had and mastering them. And then, slowly mix and match them with other abilities.

"So, you don't think you could give yourself super strength? Can't your body do practically anything?" She asked while I flexed a ghostly arm, showing off an impressive bicep.

"Well, not in the way you think. The key word is 'practically' Carly. I haven't been twiddling my thumbs on the extensive limits on what Thomas and mine's bodies can do. We don't technically have muscles meaning we can't potentially just grant ourselves super strength at a thought." I sighed. "Thing is..Thomas and I used to be human, remember? 100% human. Our brains are funny that way. It's job is to limit the kind of strain and force our bodies exert so that humans don't hurt themselves and break their own bones.

I learned that our brains subconsciously still function this way. I know that I'm definitely more powerful physically but my brain is too used to limiting my physical capabilities. It might be a long time before our brains understand that we're Pokemon now and it's fine to use 100% of our strength. I think we'll get 10x stronger and faster alone just by gaining access to that."

"Damn. No way would I have thought of that." She said while crossing her arms but I just smiled a bit.

"No, but your idea was still a good one. You're still right. Something with this kind of body can't get physical strain. I mean, fuck, we have a pocket dimension inside of us for Christ sake." I explained.

"Thomas made use of that in a way during this last attack." Carly said. It seemed like she was going through Thomas' match in her head with how she was staring off into space. "But from the bit you've told me, you have a lot more precision in your skills though. Maybe you should start with something simple. Um...let's see…" She thought for a bit and shrugged. "You ever thought about recreating a Rasengan or something?"

I gave a loud 'ha!' at her suggestion. "Yeah, I definitely have! I'm just unsure how that's going to go. I don't have balls or balloons to train with and I barely have a grasp on Shadow Ball properly. Maybe if I did, I could-"

Carly held me by my shoulders. "Hey, yo, chill out with that, Steph! You don't need to have Shadow Ball mastered to learn to do a freaking Rasengan, you know? You said you've practiced with your ghost powers? Well...then that's all you need." She leaned back and gave a big grin. "Hell, I'll even help you! Just like in the anime if you need me too!"

I blinked a few times and gave a shaky laugh. Carly's gave me a confused look from my expression, wondering what my response was about I bet. "Uhh, not to rain on your parade but you can't exactly help with the physical aspect of my training babe. Sorry. I...you know, just don't wanna hurt you or anything. Humans can't deal with potential explosions or all that."

I tried to be nice about it. Hell, I'd LOVE for her to help me out but honestly, she can't really do much. It's not like the anime where Ash can take a Thunderbolt and not die from it. Not to mention that Thomas and I have the busting power of...well, judging from Thomas' attack, I think that could've blasted a 5-story building? Eh, I don't know but a Legendary signature move like that behind a mastered Sp. Attack capable Gengar? Lv. 1 or not, that would do major damage.

Though that didn't seem like enough for Carly. She just sighed and nodded before standing up. "Yeah, alright. Sure. But just think about what we talked about if anything, okay? I'll come back later to check up on you, 'kay?" She leaned down and kissed by furry cheek before she made her way to the house.

Man...I wasn't trying to make her feel useless. I think I did but I'm just being realistic is all. I'll have to find a way to make it up to her that doesn't involve sex. Not that sex wouldn't be great but I would wanna do something new is all.

"Well...all I can do is get to training myself. Rasengan is going to be the thing I strive for personally. If I can get it, I'll show it to Carly and let her know she gave me great advice." So, floating over to a part of the field, I began to channel ghost energy, activating Night Shade but not releasing the attack. I instead chose to channel that power to my right hand, watching as the energy tried to meld from my body into a sort of sphere. Well...it was a blob but it was something. I focused more power as the energy began to warble and make a sort of humming noise that I don't think I was comfortable with.

"Oh, shit, this is tricky…" I grumbled, using my second hand to try and stabilize the power. Feeding more into it, it got larger and more unstable. The fuck!? I wasn't even making the energy spin yet, let alone properly shape it! Next thing I know, it shrunk to the size of a pea and then…

BOOM!

It literally blew up in my fucking face! I got sent flying backwards, flipping several times before landing on my back. I held my face as my own power stung like a fucking bitch! Sweet DAMN, that wasn't cash-money! After writhing on the ground I screamed and got back to my feet.

"OKAY! AGAIN!"

This...was going to take a while. I know it.

(Thomas)

Damn, I was currently sleeping like the dead, and as Gwen and Aiyanna left me in our massively oversized, shared bed to recover from my recent battle my dream took a rather… interesting turn. See, I didn't actually need to sleep much anymore due to my new physiology, but whenever I did my dreams were naturally really intense and lucid. I also used a combination of my Hypnosis combined with my 'Dream Feeder' technique which is like a Dream Eater, but used on myself and used to feed ghostly energy into my dream rather than take it away… the effects of the move reversed

What this does is allow me to manipulate my personalized dreamscape to achieve an isolated version of oneiricpotence. My goal was to eventually gain enough power to bypass my dreamscape and invade the dreamscapes of others throughout the Omega Omnisphere… without having to use Dream Eater and Hypnosis on them.

Given how drained I was however, I couldn't manage this. However, my dreamscape just by itself was very malleable in the same manner as my own Gengar body… making it vastly more programmable than a normal person's. Don't get me wrong, my mind was still more or less human from a psychological standpoint, but physiologically and ontologically the implications of what I am were slowly starting to sink in. It was only a matter of time before my unconscious mind got with the program, but for now… I was enjoying a wet dream of my own making with the visage of Yancy from the Pokemon universe sucking me off.

It was just as I was slowly building to the finish line and getting ready to nut in her mouth that something happened that I wasn't expecting. My control of the dream I was in was suddenly wrested from me as I found myself face to face with my Neo Self.

My original dreamscape- which was a hotel room my dream-actualized Yancy and I were sharing- had immediately transitioned to a field of flowers with my doppelganger sitting on a picnic table with a mug of root beer in front of him. The suns above us were prismatic, which meant we were on a dreamy-weamy version of HG Appaneesty's home planet Wooconey, again. The flowers were rainbow as well and glowed like kaleidoscopic galaxy roses, like those cheap plastic ones you see for sale on Facebook but so much better, sparkly, and more vibrant. Also, they were actually organic as well; so that was a plus because they were naturally that color.

Seriously, it was beautiful here. Even Stephan agreed to that, and who knows… maybe we'd both grow strong enough one day to see this place and the Herptile Gods themselves for real. "My apologies for blue-balling you like that. But considering how far you pushed yourself prior to sleeping I don't think you should be wasting what little sexual energy you still have left on a dreamy apparition when my girl and yours are more than happy to meet your every sexual need." He smiled at me to let me know he wasn't mad, just making a point as I conceded and took a seat on the picnic table opposite him.

"Sorry, I was experimenting with my lucid dreamscape and it kinda just happened." I sheepishly responded, though I suspected there was more to this than just some friendly advice.

It was kind of a shock to see Neo Thomas again. Aiyanna being a near-permanent member of our team was one thing, but seeing another, all-powerful version of me again was it's own brand of trippy. Still, it was good to see him again.

He nodded with a smirk while another mug of root beer appeared in front of me as well at his command; his shirt having a strange spiral/double helix-like symbol on the chest. "Understandable. I lose myself in experimentations with my powers as well. I'm sure you're wondering why I brought you here tonight, am I right?" He asked me for confirmation as I nodded, not bothering to make a comment about how stating the obvious was a commonality we shared as well.

"Just wanted to advise you guys to prepare yourselves for some really crazy adventures in your personal futures. I've looked into UZOF Cardinal sets of your potential futures and I'm quite impressed by what I saw. You guys are a catalyst to some really big things even on the scale of my Pantheon, and will attract beings to your doorstep that even I can't fathom at this point. Just wanted to give you a heads up to brace yourselves and mentally prepare for a truly ghostliest existence."

"After today, the already significant lack of normalcy in your lives is going to increase tenfold. You need to be prepared for that, and for things to develop in ways neither of you could ever have anticipated." He advised me in a ever so slightly cryptic tone. Still, his smile was genuine and from what he told me it seemed like our futures would be good no matter the outcomes or choices we made.

After several moments of silence, I finally settled for a nod of acceptance. "I would be kind of disappointed if that wasn't the case." I admitted, and he nodded with a smile of satisfaction.

"Sounds good. Not gonna spoil anything, but be expecting a rather pleasant surprise when you wake up. Also, just a bit of advice… master the move Rest; your energy recovery speed will be much greater if you do than just sleeping." He advised me sagely as I frowned in a thoughtful fashion. That wasn't a bad idea… and it made sense in a way. Rest could recover all of a Pokemon's health/HP in seconds in-game and probably almost as fast in the Anime. Brandon's Regice made use of it once during his battle with Ash, and it took Pikachu forever to take that bitch down even with Iron Tail after Iron Tail.

"Okay, so, question… if I were to use Rest would my energy recovery be constant during the course of my sleep even while taking damage. Also, could I recover more HP every 10 seconds or so than the damage I receive like Kirito's auto recovery skill in SAO?" I wondered as the man nodded with a grin.

"Yes, I don't see why that wouldn't be the case. I like the way you think actually. Also, using Rest like that in tandem with moves like Snore, Sleep Talk and the like has the potential to be really OP as well."

"Especially if I could control what moves I select with Sleep Talk like what I'm planning on doing with Metronome. So, not just constant auto regeneration/recovery of my health and energy, but offensive capacity as well. My opponents would never be able to do enough damage to me to take me out before I defeated them instead, not unless they can damage me more than I can recover through the use of Rest." I nodded to myself, glad to have someone who literally thought the exact same way I do to bounce ideas off of.

"Hehehehe, well it seems like you have some sound ideas. I won't bother you anymore for today, make sure to enjoy these powers and make the most of them outside of battle as well. Best of luck my doppelganger, you may or may not need it." And with that, my Neo Self vanished along with the shared dreamscape he brought us too, returning me to the hotel room I had been using as my dream world beforehand.

Deciding to take his advice, I started using the move Rest in tandem with my regular sleep patterns, feeling my energy-levels climb back up to their optimum levels at far greater speeds than before. Damn, what a weird sensation. Normally, when a person recovered their energy after an intense workout it was a slow and aching process that gradually replenished your depleted energy, and you couldn't really feel the difference until you got from A to B. However, in my case, I could actually feel my energy levels climbing back up to their optimum levels; like the world's most invigorating energy drink but without the caffeine. Did you ever go from being sore and stiff all over to suddenly being able to run for miles on end everyday without even flinching? Because this sensation blew that out of the water. I was recharging faster than the Energizer Bunny, and it felt great.

At my current rate of recovery, I determined I should be back to full health and strength in under half an hour, and with enough training to master the move I could cut that recovery time in half many, many times over. Considering how beat up my body was from sparring with Aiyanna, a half-hour nap as opposed to sleeping the entire rest of the day to recover my energy was a huge time saver. My boy Stephan wasn't going to like me having the ability to insta-recover all the energy I expended with training. Especially since my need for power naps afterwards were what gave him the openings needed to get one up on me. But the applications of Rest and its effects were astonishing in their implications, and I know both Stephan and I would be stupid not to make use of them.

(3rd Person POV)

Elsewhere in the supermansion, Gwen was hanging out with Aiyanna in the hot tub they were just in before Thomas and the pinkette had their training spar. The brunette was still somewhat reeling from what she had seen her boyfriend pull out of his hat, and to be perfectly honest it only reinforced a desire she'd been harboring in the back of her mind for a good, long while now. Yes, her boyfriend, hers first and foremost.

Aiyanna may have been there with them, and she may have been willing to share that lovable dummy with other girls, but he'd made it clear in no uncertain terms she was his first, his harem queen so to speak; crude way though that may have been to put it. Seriously, her life was turning more and more into a hentai and harem Anime lately, something that strangely appealed to her fantasy-loving mind the same way it did Thomas's.

Gwen was so grateful to hear him call her his first, and at this point could call him the first serious boyfriend she'd ever had. She was going steady with him now, but while she loved being in a relationship with a ghost who put Casper's friendliness to shame; she wanted to do more. Being his 'harem queen' wasn't good enough on its own for her at this point. She wanted to be of actual use to him outside of the mind-blanking sex; though that part of it was awesome by itself.

Aiyanna must have known what she was thinking, because she piped up before Gwen could even think to voice her musings aloud. "I think we should wait until Carly finds and joins us in this hot tub. You two are definitely old friends, because your thought processes are somewhat similar regarding this situation." The breathtakingly gorgeous pinkette suggested, completely naked with the froth of the hot tub doing little to hide the perfect hourglass figure she prized.

Gwen considered herself to be attractive and was confident in and proud of her figure; having worked hard to maintain it through the course of her life. Between her and Carly, she was definitely the more athletic, the more hyperactive and energetic. She'd actually been diagnosed with ADHD when she was younger, which only served to enhance her seemingly boundless energy. That said, Carly was definitely no slouch in that department, and the blonde could've been a supermodel if she cared enough to pursue such a goal. However, like Gwen, Carly was a huge, fun-loving dork.

The two of them would stay up all night playing video games, watching Anime, and just simping over every hot guy and girl they came across whether on television or in real life. Gwen was a self-admitted simp, actually… and wasn't ashamed of it either. The fact both she and Carly were also bisexual at least, and borderline pansexual at most meant that they had a lot of Waifu's and whatever the male equivalent was. And yes, they'd fucked each other stupid plenty of times as well.

But Aiyanna, she was… perfect. Gwen wasn't usually the type to feel self-conscious about her looks, but when next to a literal goddess she couldn't help but wonder why Thomas didn't make Aiyanna his harem queen or something. This only fueled her desire to be of use to the team they'd forged outside of her ability to please him in the sack. Hence why she and Aiyanna were spending time together right now while Thomas slept and Stephan and Carly were off doing whatever it was they were doing.

Aiyanna's comment about Carly's thought process being similar to her own on this subject didn't surprise Gwen to be perfectly frank. It was just another of the many commonalities they shared. They'd been best friends for a long time, since they were children actually; which from what Thomas told her was considerably longer than he'd known Stephan. Gwen decided to wait until Carly found her way here to ask Aiyanna what she'd been planning on asking her; feeling like it would be easier to convince the inhumanly gorgeous pinkette with her best friend backing her play. Then again, Aiyanna probably already knew their intentions and didn't seem to be protesting too much. (Bloody telepathy) So, maybe there was hope she'd hear them out. She did help give Thomas and Stephan their powers after all.

Luckily, she didn't have to wait much longer. After about 7 minutes or so, they both heard the sound of feet walking across the floor. They looked to see Carly coming from the changing room with a towel, which she laid on one of the benches. Yet she had a slightly pouty expression on her face before making her way to them. She sat down next to Gwen and gave an audible sigh of both relief and defeat, while tilting her head back and closing her eyes.

"Man, I think I now know what being a side-character in a show feels like." She stated, not fully explaining her reason for such a sentence. But Gwen figured that's what Aiyanna meant in a way.

"Like Klein from SAO." Gwen snorted with mirth despite herself. "All joking aside though, I feel your pain girl." She added hastily as an afterthought. Carly then turned her head to her with a non-amused expression.

"Really? I don't know. I mean, you seem to be pretty happy with how things have gone." She sat up a bit and properly spoke while not leaning back. "Not saying I'm not but… I don't know. This is the kind of life people would kill to have. It's like being Lois Lane but taken far out there. It's not the same though. I mean, Stephan sorta made me feel like there isn't much more I can do for him besides talking and plowing. He's a sweetie and I know he didn't mean it but…" she let the sentence hang in the air before she sank a bit in the water, grumbling underneath it. She always had more of a temper than Gwen did and more prone to show her emotions. It was one of the qualities Gwen liked about her friend, even if it meant voicing the things she personally didn't feel comfortable voicing. Thomas was like that as well, always true to himself, his heart, and his desires. She envied them for that in all honesty; she didn't have the same knack for expressing herself that they did.

"Oh, I'm happy, don't get me wrong. This is the kind of life we've always secretly dreamed of having, even when the world around us seemed to indicate we'd never be able to possess it. I'm grateful to Thomas for making that sad, nerdy little dream of mine not only possible, but inevitable. But… I won't deny I've been feeling like a side character as well lately. Not so much because Thomas intended to make me feel that way. In fact, I think he'd feel devastated if I told him that I did; he's kinda sensitive and hyper-empathetic that way, even if he seems thick-skinned."

"But… I guess I just want to do more, be more than just some girl in a relationship with him. I don't want to be some damsel in distress or someone who does little more than offer him consoling words from time to time like Iris does to Barry while he does all the heavy lifting, all the really hard and important work. That's not how I wanted to go about living this sort of life. I wanted to be exactly like Thomas is being right now; right smack dab in the middle of all the action, all the battles, and all of the glory that comes with winning said battles. I want to be something more than human, something like he is now." She stopped to take a breath, having overshared so much that she temporarily lost the power of coherent speech.

Thomas's own oversharing tendencies and long-winded statements were rubbing off on her. Unfortunately, she didn't really have the lung capacity for it. Still, being ADHD meant she could talk way faster than the norm; so much so that if it was anyone but Carly, people might have had a hard time following what she was saying.

Carly sat up abruptly and turned her upper body to face her best friend and nodded, not seeing Aiyanna smirking behind them, while her eyes were closed, enjoying the water and conversation they had. "Yeah, that's what I mean! I wanna have special powers too! Maybe not be a Gengar but...you know! Just something!" She calmed down and looked a bit downcast. "I wanted to help Stephan with his personal training, you know? But he said if I tried he'd hurt me if I got involved in any way. Unintentionally, but still. Maybe he's right but it's really gotten to me more than I thought. I love anime too and Pokemon and...everything him and Thomas like, too. If they're doing this and we're their girls then why aren't we doing the same thing as them with them?"

Gwen nodded in concurrence. That was exactly how she was feeling. "Ouch, that was kinda harsh of him. Thomas and I never really had this type of talk yet, and I would prefer to avoid confronting him about it unless I have to because I don't like confrontation anymore than he does. That said, if I can do something more I would love to be able to surprise him with it. I think he'd be all for it, if he thought it was possible for us to become Pokemon as well or something? Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if he was racking his brain trying to find a way to turn us into Pokemon himself. But, is it weird that I kinda don't want to leave it up to him and Stephan to find a workaround? I want to be able to surprise them with it, without relying on them to do the part of figuring a way to make us like them." She replied, drumming her fingers along the edge of the hot tub.

Their attention was dragged back to Aiyanna when she spoke, having kept quiet until just now and content to let them voice their thoughts and feelings aloud. "That's not exactly surprising, I mean… it's not like they could've ever obtained such a power on their own merit as well. They relied on me and Neo Thomas to make their dreams come true. You two can as well, without having to wait years for them to find a workaround. And believe me, it would take them years, and by that point you two would've been side characters for way longer than is right or fair to either of you. But I'm the answer to all of your prayers you guys, all you've gotta do is ask me directly. To be perfectly honest, I've known this conversation was going to come up for weeks now… even before you two did." She grinned as she said this while offering the cheekiest of winks in their direction.

Carly puffed out her cheeks at hearing this in a cute fashion. Not that she intended for it to be, it just happened to look that way. "If that's the case, then why didn't you give us those powers too? We could've already been a pair of kickass girls!"

Aiyanna nodded. "Because until today, you two never brought it up and because things had to happen in a certain manner in order for me to act. My main goal, or rather my husband's, was to give his doppelganger powers and him alone. Stephan being part of the deal wasn't initially our plan, and neither were you two. In fact, we didn't plan on giving him Gengar powers specifically; more like the powers we ourselves possess. But him and Stephan had a rather… in depth conversation the night before that piqued Neo Thomas's interest, and I guess he wanted to see how far they could go with Gengar forms and powers alone. You guys are wildcards in this equation, and I had to be somewhat… delicate in my attempts to implement these sorts of changes at first. Now though, I think you two are ready."

Carly balked with a surprised expression. This was definitely new information to her for sure and the same could be said for Gwen. They both looked at each other before looking at the goddess with looks of wonder on their features.

"Well, hell yes, we're going to accept Aiyanna! If I knew it was this easy, I would've asked at first chance!" Carly exclaimed before continuing. "Oh! If you're offering, I wanna keep this Pokemon motif going personally! Can I become my favorite Pokemon with any special traits you might've given the boys!?" She almost slipped her hand on the smooth hot-tub seating they were on, almost making her between Gwen's breasts before she caught herself.

Aiyanna smirked. "So, Lopunny with red stats in every stat, infinite potential power, infinite AV training potential, and full, unrestricted access to every move in that species' move pool, all the abilities, and everything else through enough training. I'm talking event moves, move tutor moves across all the generations leading up to Alola and possibly beyond that, every TM move in every game, and every egg move to list a few. Sounds like fun to me, oh also… super heightened sex drive and libido because of the enhanced bunny/legomorph physiology."

"Things like Mega Evolution, Z-Moves, and the like are not included, however. If you wish to acquire those abilities, you'll have to do so yourself and find workarounds. Sound about right to you Carly? Oh, and as an added bonus… I'll even throw in the same amount of training/XP Stephan has gained thus far so you aren't stuck trying to play catchup to him. The point of this is to level the playing field between you guys, and that's exactly what I intend to do. So, that would make you about level 13 by my estimates, same as Stephan. Thomas is level 25." Aiyanna summed it all up in a beautiful nutshell before turning to Gwen with an all-knowing smile.

"And let me guess, you'd want a form that not only has good type synergy with Thomas's Gengar form but also is a form he'd want to fuck. By now I'm certain you've realized he's a lot pickier in his tastes in Pokemon than Stephan ever was. You'll be pleased to know that your favorite is something he's long considered to be extremely fuckable as well as one of his favorite non legendary Psychic-types. So, Gardevoir with the abilities Trace, Synchronize, and Telepathy with all the same specifications as I mentioned to Carly."

"I'll throw in the same amount of XP as him as well. But you're gonna have to bust your lady balls to continue leveling up, because the stronger you get the harder it is to do so. Levels past 100 require millions of experience points, if not billions, and you won't have any significant growth unless facing beings scaled to your current capabilities. That being said, there is no cap or limit to how strong you both will be able to get, which is definitely not how things go in-game. Also, there's no upper power point cap for moves; you can keep spamming them till you've run out of Infinity Energy." She giggled in the girliest fashion, offering them both two thumbs up and giving them time to process what they just heard before she made their wishes come true.

Gwen did a double-take. That was a lot of information to absorb, but when she finally did her response was that of absolute giddiness. Pumping her fist into the air with overexcitement, she grinned madliest with pleasure at the prospect of becoming her all-time favorite Pokemon. "Oh my fucking God! This is really happening! I can't wait to show the boys!" To further emphasize her manic display, she threw herself wildly around in throes of ecstasy, splashing a slightly indignant Carly with the hot water in the process of doing so. The brunette couldn't help it though… Seriously, was everything with Aiyanna this easy?! If she had known that she only had to ask she would've done so ages ago.

"Hehehe, yeah, I bet. So, is there anything else you guys want me to add while I'm at it?" Aiyanna wondered, tilting her head in an adorably curious manner like she didn't already know the answer, which she did.

"I'm not presumptuous enough to try and speak for Carly, but I'm definitely happy with that and don't need anything else! Seriously Aiyanna, thank you so much! I can see why Thomas is so fond of you guys!" Gwen shouted, her eyes shining as she folded her hands together in prayer as if to thank Neo Thomas as well.

Carly was equally as excited. Though she splashed Gwen a bit in minor revenge before speaking her piece. "You bet I'm on board with that too! All of it for sure! But...I do have a small question. How come Stephan is a lower level than Thomas if they both got their powers at the same time? Don't they both train hard?"

"Remember what I said before, about you guys needing to fight opponents either equal or superior to yourselves in order to gain any meaningful experience? Well, Thomas choosing to spar with me overqualified so many times over it's not even funny. In all modesty, my title as a Supreme Omnidony goddess is not just for show. Even in defeat, you guys still gain experience, unlike in the games. It's just not as much gain. Stephan may prefer to avoid fights he can't win, but there are merits to training with an obviously superior opponent. Thomas is level 25 now only because he chose to set his pride aside and get the most out of training with someone who has my kind of capabilities."

"His goal was never victory, and against someone like me it never will be. That said, there are plenty of things you guys and Stephan can do in order to bridge the gap. Even just fighting another level 13 or 14 Pokemon will boost your XP gain by a huge margin. Also, once you guys get to the Pokemon universe, my personal advice to you is… eat lots of Lucky Eggs. That'll boost your natural ability to gain further power/XP from battles even against lower leveled opponents. Your base XP rate is still fairly low at this point in time, but there are plenty of workarounds for that as well." She responded patiently. It was definitely a fair question.

Carly thought about that response both intrigued and a little curious. She never really asked Stephan why he thinks the way he does when it comes to training. If he could gain such massive boosts in power, hell, if they all could just by sparring with Aiyanna, then why not do it if you know you'll lose anyway? Training is just to grow strong right? She would have to talk to him about it later. But right now, she was ready to get powered up!

"Well, thanks for explaining! Definitely going to make sure I get in as much training as I can too! But I want to try and help Stephan get used to training with someone like you too, Aiyanna. I might be able to crack his shell if I can figure out what his deal is...but at least he isn't upset about growing as fast anymore." Carly said with a determined-happy stare.

Aiyanna nodded with another of her girliest giggles. "Sounds good to me. If anyone can get through to him about setting his pride aside for sparring purposes I'll bet you're the girl for the job Carly. Now, time to work some of my magic!" She exclaimed as her metallic gold eyes flashed with a pink light that matched her hair. In an instant too small for their brains to process, Gwen and Carly were immediately transformed before the pinkette's eyes. DNA and atomic structures got completely rearranged, turned inside out and backwards, and mutated beyond compare; all without a modicum of pain registering in their brains.

And within a fraction of a Planck time unit, a fully fleshed out Loponny and Gardevoir were left standing in lieu of the two former human girls, or rather sitting almost completely submerged near the edge of the hot tub. They were far more curvaceous and well-endowed than any of their species was depicted as, in any media platform outside of full ass Hentai drawings and videos. They were also considerably taller, though not quite as tall as they'd been while human.

Aiyanna took a moment to admire her good work, and allowed them a moment to register what had happened and how quickliest the change had taken place. Like with Thomas and Stephan, Aiyanna had also given them the power to revert back to their human forms whenever they so much as thought about it, along with the ability to maintain 1/10th of all their full powers even while human. When their power grew to proportions beyond all finite numbers, then 1/10th power would become a meaningless integer.

Like she intended, the girls didn't even feel or see the change happen until it happened. Specifically, they both happened to blink when they saw her eyes flash pink and next thing they knew Carly saw a Gardevoir, a curvaceous Gardevoir sitting where her friend sat! And from what Carly saw, this had to be the most beautiful Gardevoir she ever witnessed, even as far as anime or even hentai artwork. Her chest showed nicely shaped yet not unreasonably sized breasts that were shown under her 'dress' with a sparkling gem slightly above the middle of her cleavage. The gem was a luminescent ruby while her skin was a golden-brown. Her hair was more dynamic and a tad flowey in the back while her legs weren't exactly proportionate to a normal Gardevoir.

They weren't as thin and had a bit more shape to them. Not like a human of course but definitely nothing to scoff at. Even through the water, she caught sight of Gwen's perfect and pink folds under her dress, which made her blush more when her more Pokephiliac tendencies came to light. If Carly didn't know any better, she'd believe that Gwen could actually take the dress portion off in some fashion, if her breasts were any indication.

"My GOD, GWEN! Is that you!? Y-You...DID you even FEEL yourself change like that!? You're gorgeous!" Carly exclaimed, while standing in surprise, seeming to still not have noticed herself yet.

"Wait, WHAT?! HOLY FUCK, CARLY! WHAT ABOUT YOU?!" Gwen shrieked in surprised elation as she eyeballed the sexy, thicc, very BLONDE fucking Lopunny! Seriously, those legs looked like they could kick down a skyscraper, and were shapelier than most humans'. Carly had an extra long patch of super soft, irregular fur overtop of her breasts, and was sunny blonde from head to toe. Like any rabbit or lagomorph, her entire fur coat was probably one of the fleeciest ever, and as a result positively orgasmic to the touch.

Gwen had a pet rabbit once when she was little, and knew how soft their fur was through firsthand experience. Despite that though, Carly's beautifully lustrous, sheeny blonde fur did little to hide the absolutely gorgeous figure she was prizing, or the sopping wet folds of her gorgeous, peach-colored pussy under the water as the hot liquid soaked her fur. She had a heart-shaped ass, which was one of Gwen's most favorite ass shapes, and looked like she could bounce up and down on Stephan's dick at the speed of sound. And fuck, her eyes were more blue and vibrant now than they'd ever been when she was human. Gwen couldn't stop the drool from gathering at the corner of her mouth as she eye-fucked Carly for all she was worth, unable to wrap her head around it. Carly was gorgeous and sexy before, but this transformation of hers had shot her sex appeal through the roof.

Finally registering the fact that Carly had mentioned her own changes as well, Gwen examined her own body for the first time, and when she did her azure eyes widened to the size of dinner plates. "HOLY FUCKINGEST SHIT! WHAT THE WHAT?! I'M A GARDEVOIR! I'M A FUCKING GORGEOUS PIECE OF ASS GARDEVOIR! WHOA! WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO FUCK MYSELF RIGHT NOW!" She screamed in peerless euphoria. Aiyanna could only sit by and cackle from the other side of the Olympic pool sized hot tub, quite enjoying the spectacle. Mortals were always fun to watch with their reactions. It made making their dreams miraculously come true all the more rewarding.

Carly grabbed Gwen's hands with her new, perfectly soft paws and helped her stand up in the water. "Just LOOK at us! We're amazing! WE'RE HOT AS FUCK, TOO! I can DEFINITELY see that!" She smiled and exclaimed happily, not able to stop herself from hugging Gwen closely, both of their C-Cup breasts smushing together. Even wet, they both blushed at how just hugging like this was turning them both on for various reasons. Gwen's perfectly smooth skin and Carly's perfectly fluffy fur flowing against each other had their honeypots dripping with more liquid than just the water they were in. On pure instinct, Carly's new bunny tail began to twiddle back and forth from these new sensations.

"W-Wow, this feels amazing~! I'm just hugging you for pete's sake~!"

Gwen nodded, a blush overtaking her face and a good portion of her entire body. "I know! Makes me wanna scissor you and see how great that feels!" She found herself admitting despite not usually being so outspoken about her desires and fetishes compared to the other three. It was only because she and Carly were such good friends and had done the naughty with one another before that she even was willing to say it aloud.

"If you two are going to make like rabbits, count me in as well." Aiyanna made sure to proclaim from over on the far end of the hot tub. Gwen blushed at the pinkette's blunt, matter-of-fact approach to sex. She was even more forward about it than most human females the brunette was accustomed to. Was that the kind of confidence that came with being a goddess?

Carly gave a small laugh and said "Well, I guess Gwen and I do have to break in these new bodies, right? I mean, I feel so FULL of energy so what better way then some lovely girl time~?"

Gwen shyly averted her eyes, though she was smiling as well. Seriously, Thomas had really brought out the hidden pervert in her as of late. Being ravaged by him while on her shift at the shoe store was the greatest feeling in the world. "I couldn't agree more, actually. I mean, I'm game if you guys are." She said, her voice just barely above a whisper. Not that that mattered, what with Carly's rabbit ears and Aiyanna probably being able to hear sounds through the vacuum of space across cosmic distances.

"Ha! You guys ought to know I'm always down for more sex by now!" Aiyanna cooed, blitzing over to them in a display of hypersonic speeds, her naked body on full, shameless display for all to see and glistening with beaded droplets of water. She grinned rather expectantly at them both, clearly waiting for them to make a move on each other first. "You guys go ahead and get started. I'll join in once you're both sufficiently worked up, and you won't know when." She added with an all-knowing smirk etched on her perfect, beyond golden ratio face.

"Well, since you invited~" Carly said cheekily before wrapping her arms around Gwen's neck and placing her muzzle against Gwen's lips, slightly tilting her head to perfectly connect their kiss. They both felt sparks run through their brains from this action, this kiss being infinitely different compared to every other one that they shared together as humans. Gwen immediately wrapped her arms around Carly's perfectly shaped waste, feeling the slight breeze her tail was generating from twiddling rapidly. She moaned into the kiss from feeling even more of her body, her hands slowly traveling up her back, slowly down to her legs and then went to rest at her perfect heart-shaped ass. The feeling of this made Carly moan more too, her tongue licking against Gwen's lips asking for entry which the Gardevoir reciprocated.

The instant their tongues met, they felt their pussies heat-up more so, as they were both delicate and meticulous with each other. Very very different than kissing either Thomas or Stephan as their tongues were much larger. Both of theirs were small enough to do dances and explore their newly shaped mouths. They both instantly could tell that Aiyanna did much more than give them powers and new Pokemon bodies. Their teeth were pristine and flawless. Not a single cavity could be found by their exploring oral organs. Their lips smacked against the other, saliva bridging between both as they kissed, separated and kissed again.

Gwen breathed a little bit when she felt Carly's paws move up to grasp at the top of her dress. "Let's get those milk jugs free~" However, before she could do anything, they were both surprised when Gwen's chest crystal flashed for literally half a second and her dress vanished entirely! Leaving her breasts fully exposed and her hourglass body and lovely thighs and bouncy-ass free for both women to see. She gasped as she looked down, seeing the change while Carly's paws broke away, shocked at the sight. "Oh, WHOA! I didn't know you could do that!"

"Neither did I." Gwen admitted throatily, having the distinct impression this was another detail Aiyanna had opted to leave out in order to surprise them. As far as she knew, Gardevoir was never described as being capable of something like this in Canon sources, but it was a nice little trick for when she wanted to get down and dirty.

"I think both you lovely ladies will find there's all kinds of things your new bodies can do that were never thought of in any of the canon series." A new and masculine voice echoed pervasively from all around them, one Gwen and Carly both recognized as… Thomas suddenly appeared in the tub with them? Only, there was something strange… different about him. Even Aiyanna seemed nonplussed by his appearance, like it genuinely caught her off guard.

More than that though, he was completely naked, with the same flawless symmetry as Aiyanna and 8-pack abs. The dude had a massive cock as well, not as disproportionately big as the Gengar they both knew, but easily 11 or 12-inches at full mast. And it was definitely fully erect.

Aiyanna smirked after getting over her initial shock. Oh boy, those poor girls were in for a real treat today! Well, maybe poor was the wrong word to use. Offering them both a kindly smile, one that was identical to the big goofy grin Thomas so often sported in his human form, this other version chuckled. "My apologies for the interruptions, but I've been thinking about introducing myself to you guys for some time now. And finally I was like… screw it, just pick a moment and go for it, and to hell with finding the perfect one, ya know?"

"I'm Thomas's Neo, OIC2 Supreme Omnidony Counterpart, and I'm also the guy who gave my doppelganger and Stephan's their powers. Well met you two. I have to say, I never had my own version of you guys in my own world so this is a pretty cool situation I find myself in. You guys are wildcards, truly, in every sense of the word." He chuckled, feeling somewhat awkward and hoping he didn't totally ruin the moment. Though Aiyanna certainly seemed happy to see him here so that was a plus.

Gwen and Carly, whose arms were off each other once this new, super hot version of Thomas appeared, were both surprised once more. As if they weren't already so amazed just at their own changes and now they're meeting the man that the boys spoke about. Thomas' super special doppelganger...and from the sight of that angry cock, they both knew that he wanted to have a ton of fun with them as well. Carly, instead of being intimidated by the large man with his large cock didn't look intimidated at all. No...no, her brain was sparking with a want to just be all over that shaft and not in the perverted way.

More-so she just needed to have that meat-stick filling all of her penetrable holes, filling them with as much spunk as those very low-hanging balls could give. And fuck, those were some big balls, just like their Thomas and Stephan as Gengar. She could barely stop herself from drooling and the smell...she took this time to notice her senses were spiked to x20 or even higher than they originally were. Her cute nose twitched and she blushed when the pungent scent of man and cock hit her. Boy did it hit. She was on autopilot when she made her way over to him as he stood in the water, showing how tall he was relative to him.

Gwen held out a hand. "Whoa, Carly?" She wasn't trying to stop her friend of course. She was interested all the same, to be honest and she knew Thomas wouldn't mind. But she was surprised that Carly didn't say anything and seemed to just be going for it. No...once Carly got to her knees and ran her nose from those pulsing balls up to that throbbing dicktip, she could see Carly was gung-ho for this.

Carly's eyes fluttered as her soft paws took hold of that cock. She aimed Neo Thomas' cock-head to her face and took several deep whiffs, rolling it over her nose as she breathed from her nose and expelled air from her mouth, drooling while her pussy drooled in the water. "F-Fuuuck~ You...you stink...so much~ N-Never smelled...a dick like this~" She breathed over it and slowly opened her muzzle before clapping her mouth over that thick dick, sucking on 6-inches of meat. She began to savor that taste yet she felt herself cum when the taste hit her tongue, her body visibly shivering from the taste and smell combined.

"Hehehehe. And you never will again, well… not unless you and I go for it more than once or you manage to find yourself lucky enough to get with two males of my species." He grinned, sighing with rapture when he felt her climax. His holiest omni senses allowed him to open up an empathic link between them so she felt everything he did and vice versa.

Turning to Gwen with an all-knowing, infinitely faraway stare, Neo Thomas chuckled. "You don't have to do this if ya don't want, but I can honestly tell you my doppelganger would be all for it. Omni Incarnation Awareness has its uses. Also, quite frankly, he's like me in that he can't stand hypocrites and double-standards. If he or I are free to get with as many women as we want, it's only fair that we extend the same courtesy to said women in exchange. Oh my God Carly, that feels really fucking good!" Neo Thomas broke off with a gasp, Hyper ZOF lightning surging through his hot rod when she began to work her way towards the base of his shaft.

Gwen looked at him for a bit and smiled with a small nod. "Yes, I believe you're right. I mean, at the end of the day, you're still Thomas. I can definitely believe the things that you say because you say them with the same amount of conviction and heart the one I know does. Not to mention...I wondered what meeting you in person would be like. This isn't what I had in mind but...I'll definitely take what I can get~" She strolled over to him and placed a hand on Carly's head, patting her behind her large ears which gave Carly a rush of pleasure.

After that, she pressed her own perfectly round breasts to Neo Thomas' chest and began to kiss him, holding her arms around his neck. On top of that, she wrapped her right leg around his left one, grinding her own spilling pussy on to his thigh, making her moan into the make-out while Carly managed to fit 8 inches of dick down her throat. It would seem that her practice with Stephan and her Thomas was paying off, as the boys both had, once again, very large disproportionate dicks as Gengar. And boy, did the girls love to suck those ghostly lollipops a bunch.

Neo Thomas could do little more than gasp and moan, writhing and tingling with full body orgasmic spasms. Aiyanna, not wanting to be left out, swam underneath Carly and began to suckle on her honeypot while completely submerged. Her small, pinkest tongue flicked in and out of the Loponny's sopping snatch at the speed of light; striking all of her weak spots and making sure to deal super effective, guaranteed critically hitting damage while doing so. At the same time, Neo Thomas removed one of his hands from Carly's furry head and inserted his sinfully smooth middle finger into Gwen's anal hole.

And while normally, a female didn't have a p-spot to add to the massive pleasure they would've felt from that kind of intrusion, Thomas's empathic link automatically shared with her all the times Aiyanna had gone to town on his own prostate. He even went so far as to mentally supply the pleasure from when the pink-haired slut goddess flew up his asshole as a miniaturized pixie and massaged his prostate with her hands and suckled it sweetliest with her mouth. The result was phantom p-spot Nirvana for the golden-brown Gardevoir like nothing she'd ever experienced before. She became one of the first ever women to know what it truly felt like to be blessed with the asshole of a guy, and why p-spot orgasms were so bloody awesome.

She broke the kiss with a cry of absolute pleasure, awash in a surge of Psychic-type Infinity Energy as Neo Thomas's deftest finger plugged her pucker. She screamed loudly enough to shatter every window throughout the entire supermansion when he brought her to what had to be the intensest climax of her life. Her pussy clamped and the floodgates opened to unleash squirt after squirt of her female ejaculate all over Neo Thomas's shapeliest leg, the paroxysms rocking her body nearly bringing her to ruin. Her entire body felt like a wet noodle as she went slack and boneless, his finger in her asshole the only thing keeping her from slipping off him and drowning in the water from sheer mind-blanking ecstasy. She couldn't even manage to maintain her death grip around his neck, her entire being pulsing with the pure force, the ferocity of her climax.

'Fuck! I think I just died!' She thought wildly, her psyche shattered without even having to use the fucking Z-Move by the same name. True to her Psychic-typing, her mind repaired itself in the shortest order, and she realized something with shocking clarity due to her remarkably enhanced intellect. Had Neo Thomas done something like this to her before she met his Gengar self, he would've absolutely destroyed her for any other male that might've lurked in her future. As it was, she was beginning to understand why Thomas, her Thomas, got off so much to the idea of this kind of God sex. Sure, being able to spoil anyone they wanted for all other relationships was a scary prospect if misused, but in situations like this she just couldn't bring herself to care about it too much. And clearly, Carly was having the time of her fucking life as well.

Like an animal in heat, Gwen's Gardevoir brain took the reins for a bit, and true to the species' massive emotional capacity she found herself locking lips with Neo Thomas all the more fiercely compared to before. He'd lit a fire of real need in her loins now, and she desperately hoped Carly got him off soon because she wouldn't be able to go without his dick in her nethermost chambers for much longer at this rate. As it was, his leg was a decent substitute, and she ground against him as fast as her newly enhanced body could manage, wanting to inflict the same pleasure upon him that he did for her. How she planned to do that was something she was still working on.

Wait, maybe the empathic link he'd opened between them could go both ways, maybe she could even boost the signal using her powers. His finger still plugging up her perfect ass, she recalled with perfect empathic recollection how he'd transplanted his P-Spot pleasure to her and began to grind her ass on his finger in time with her pussy grinding. Only now, she reversed the polarity so that he was on the receiving end instead.

His eyes widened to cartoon-like proportions at the sudden, slightly clumsy bombardment of pleasure signals transferring from her nervous system to every single one of his. Clumsy but extremely effective all the same. And he roared with euphoria as a response, loudly enough to shatter the newly repaired windows yet again. Carly's head began bobbing on his dick even faster now, and Aiyanna busied herself with eating the girl's snatch like it was the most ambrosial buffet of her life. It became apparent that Gwen had bombarded all of them with this sensation and not just him, because Aiyanna was releasing the girliest shriek from underneath the water and Carly's blowjob grew more erratic and twitchy as well.

The combination of the blonde Lopunny's hard, fast, slick suckles, Gwen's kisses and P-spot phantom orgasm transference, and Aiyanna's pure Hyper ZOF energy sex with him just by her merest presence was getting to be too much for Neo Thomas. And considerably sooner than he expected to, his massive steeliest hard-on gave one final tumultuous shudder and promptly exploded in Carly's hungriest, sluttiest mouth. And boy, did it ever fucking explode. Countless ropes of thick, sludgy, muskiest, manliest seed fired from his dick like artillery shells, deluging the fucking sexy bunny's mouth with what was surely the tastiest cum she'd ever had.

Neo Thomas had made her nigh invulnerable during the whole shebang when it became clear he wasn't going to be able to control himself as perfectly as he usually did. Otherwise, these artillery blasts he called a load would've sent her flying headfirst through the far wall. Gentliest holding her head against his dick with his right hand to make sure she could pull away if it became too much, Neo Thomas unloaded close to a thousand cum shots. Nowhere near his personal record or the personal records of some of his fellow Supreme Omnidonae, but definitely more than most mortal beings could safely swallow and stomach in one sitting. And while he could've expanded her dimensions, he really wanted to spray her and Gwen all over their bodies as well when she inevitably broke away from his still cumming God dick.

"Go on you sexy, beautiful, slutty bunny rabbit! Take it all if you can! When I'm through with both of you today, you'll be able to fuck a horse, or a freak of nature Arceus!" He cackled madliest, cajoling them both with words of absolute, filthiest filth.

He was completely right though. Even though Carly's newly enhanced plus transformed body was able to take this punishment without the worst scenarios happening, she was still mortal at the end of the day. Her bunny libido wasn't enough for her to drink so much of this god's cum in a single setting. The most she could do was about 20, maybe 30 shots of hot spunk before she was forced to remove her mouth.

She tried to catch her breath but more cum fired into her open maw which had him turn her head, allowing more of Neo Thomas' musky seed to wash over her face and body, which then pooled into the hot tub. Carly didn't have the time to be shocked by how much he was ejaculating but instead opted to beat him off, making sure he at least kept up this unnatural display. Cum just oozed into the water and her blonde fur was matted white and sludgy on the front, stinking of his hot nut. Gwen noticed the onslaught firing from his cock while her connection forced the rest of them to cum as well.

Carly filled Aiyanna's mouth with her honey, which, unknown to her, Aiyanna made it so that it did taste that sweet. Possibly nutritious as well if the goddess were to tell her. Not like she was going too as that was going to be another surprise that she wanted the Lopunny to find out herself. But Aiyanna was definitely enjoying the taste of honey female cum as well as Neo Thomas' cum which was making the water all messy. Aiyanna's own super sweet fluids joined in the naughty mix they were creating together as the steamy room was full of nothing but screams and moans of pleasure. Pure lust that was brought about by 100% non-human capabilities that the two girls knew they could never go back to having. This must've been how Stephan and Thomas felt when the two had sex with them. Who would've thought that Pokemon were so sensitive when it came to sex!? Definitely neither of them and they were instantly hooked!

After his and Aiyanna's combined mess made the hot water into liquid aphrodisiac, Neo Thomas banished it with the briefest of thoughts and turned to Aiyanna, Gwen, and Carly with the look of the Apex Predator in his eyes. Without so much as a word, he created two extra clones of himself, the one to the far left being the one that Gwen stayed situated on as the middle one began to plow Carly with recklessest abandon and the one on the far left met Aiyanna's thrusts blow for potentially ZOF-shattering blow. The pinkette had resurfaced by now in order to grind her pussy against her main, Unquantifiable Eternal lover for the first time in a while.

Meanwhile, his far left clone had begun doing the same with the practically boneless Gardevoir, tearing her g-spot to Kingdom Cum infinite times over and relishing her screams of purest ecstasy. Said screams harmonized synchronously with those of Carly and Aiyanna, and all three of his own as he felt the familiar three-pronged effect of fucking three girls at the same exact time and with three bodies that had united, Hyper ZOF Cardinal sets of nervous systems and pleasure receptors. Meaning that they felt all three sexes at once and each one by itself at the same time. It was always a fascinating experience using his omni-consciousness to operate three fully powered, perfect copies of his Supreme Omnidony body, and he never got tired of its limitless sexual applications.

"FUCK YESSSSS! RIGHT THERE BABE! YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT!" Aiyanna screamed, and had Neo Thomas not thought to reinforce the supermansion with Hyper ZOFed Flawless Indestructibility her screams would've been audible to everyone on the planet and possibly the rest of this omniverse at the barest minimum. Thankfully, he'd soundproofed it beyond all concepts of the word and rendered her mute to the two Gengar and other girls here in this place.

Carly and Gwen, meanwhile, were having the time of their lives being shown pleasures they never dreamed possible as humans. Neo Thomas fucked them so good Gwen was literally crying tears of joyfullest joy, her lithe, curvy Gardevoir body trying in vain to match his thrusts but mostly just relishing the ride. He hit all of her sweet spots in the same manner that his more familiar counterpart did, only he drilled them far harder and seemed to somehow be able to render her impossibly more sensitive in those areas than she could've imagined.

The end result was her entire being surrendering to the pure energy, full-body orgasms rocking her body from head to foot, worshipping the cock that railed her all the way to the deepest chasms of her womb. Her G-spot was on fire in all the best possible ways, and the overwhelming stimulation/manipulation of her cervix was an endless series of perpetual orgasms to her entire body. Every pleasure receptor through her entire nervous system was tingling with bliss and delight, caramelldansen beneath her skin.

Carly, meanwhile, was loving this new level of intensity and craziness. Whatever was left of her shattered mind to make any sort of realizations told her that being a Lopunny was going to be all kinds of fun down the road. Sex with Stephan while she was human was great, but sex as something more with a being beyond comprehension was indescribable! How could she go back to sex as a human after an experience like this?! This was, simply put, Heaven! She'd never been religious growing up, a trait she was delighted to discover she and Stephan shared. However, even she had to admit that the Bible would be a helluva lot more interesting if it included details and Gods like these guys. Unbeknownst to her, Carly was giving off an actual Ahagao expression at this point, complete with full heart eyes, lulling tongue, and the typical fucked stupidest expression one usually only sees in certain Hentai images.

Aiyanna, meanwhile, was getting the full blast of everything including the OIC2 Tier levels of orgasmic intensity that only her body could feasibly withstand. Her eyes flashing pink while Neo Thomas put her in a midair, zero-gravity mating press position; she used her powers to make sure that Gwen and Carly's bodies would learn from the intensity of this sexual encounter, to make it the base of the pleasure-levels they would experience when having ever-increasingly pleasurable sex with Gengar Thomas and Stephan from here on out. She and Neo Thomas weren't about to ruin them for sex with anyone else. Some Supreme Omnidonae were okay with doing that to certain people, but they weren't really among them.

Her minds returned to the moment at hand as Neo Thomas's dick exploded inside of her, filling her pussy up with his spunk as the sudden flash flood of stinkiest seed brought her own completion about as well. Of the three girls and the three clones of Thomas, Aiyanna and her copy of him were the first to climax, and transferred an Unquantifiably infinitely small amount of their fullest orgasmic pleasure towards the other two girls being fucked stupid, wanting to bring them to the finish line all the more quickliest. The pinkette managed a grin when she saw that her copy of Neo Thomas was fucked stupidest as well from blowing so many loads inside of her; always loving seeing that expression on any male Supreme Omnidony given the novelty of it.

"OH MY GOD!" Gwen screamed as her eyes rolled back inside her head and her entire body spasmed as her vagina imploded on his massive meat. In the back of her mind, she could hear Carly screaming her release as well. Fuck, she could feel it, her empathic abilities as a Gardevoir already shockingly formidable.

"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!" The golden-brown Fairy and Psychic-type added once more, having inherited Thomas's very vocalized tendencies when it comes to expressing how happy she was in the sack. Considering she struggled to be so openly expressive outside of situations like this, overcompensation seemed like the way to go whenever she was blessed enough to find herself being filled to the rim and beyond full of cum. This was amazing… she didn't know how this could possibly get any better! Yet, something told her that she'd only hit the tiniest tip of the world's biggest iceberg.

Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, they all slowly came down from their Heavenliest highs, basking in the ethereal glow of the best post-orgasmic bliss the two best girlfriends could ever remember having. Neo Thomas and his clones pulled out of their still pulsating pussies in near flawless sync, ropes of cum connecting them to his urethral meatuses like an unbreakable red string of fate. Identical grins of boundaryless satisfaction split his faces as the three Neo Thomas's became one once more. The left and right ones became blurs and merged with the middle one… multiplying his Supreme Omnidony powers by some inestimable margin.

"There! Hope that was to you loveliest ladies' liking! Breaking in a new body is always an exhilarating experience. Aiyanna fucked me for the first time ever when she first endowed me with the powers I now possess, so I know how impossibly good it feels!" He chuckled warmliest while smiling at Aiyanna with a universal, Unquantifiable eternal love shining from his eyes. Aiyanna grinned back at him and offered him a thumb up. That had certainly been a splendid surprise. She didn't expect her pricelessly precious Neo Thomas to just show up out of the blue like that, but she certainly wasn't about to complain. And she doubted Carly and Gwen were either at this point.

The two girls in question were lying on the ground, their legs in the water as they breathed, sweated, and moaned in phantom pleasure from the intense, literally unreal sex that they were just given. Their pussies quivered as Neo Thomas' seed spilled from their holes, which, after a minute or so, went back to being tight and shapely. Aiyanna smirked at the sight, proud that her work on the girls' bodies being perfect for their species was just as effective as what Neo Thomas did for Stephan and their Thomas. How their Gengar bodies were unmatchable specimens that could never be matched by even other Ultra Verse Gengar unless created by the same powers that gave them their own. The girls breathed for a little bit before their minds came back to them, to properly form words.

"That...that...was…." Gwen moved a hand to her forehead, wiping the sweat from there. "Oh...God...fucking….God…"

Carly shivered as a paw went to the fuzzy area right above her clitoris, poking her tongue from her mouth as she sighed in relief. "Definitely...needed...that~ I...I love these bodies...a bunch." She said. Honestly, between all three of them, Aiyanna seemed to have been the only one who was in her right mind right now but that was because she was both, the same type of being as Neo Thomas as well as more accustomed to having sex to that degree.

Neo Thomas's smirk ate all the shit throughout the wholest totality of the ZOF itself. "Glad I could help you both with breaking them in. Anytime you both feel like being pounded by this dick of mine more, just say my name. Aiyanna, my darlingest Goddess… I'll leave the rest to you. I've got a foursome planned with Sephie, Sadie Kane, and Momo Deviluke later tonight and I can't miss that." He winked at her, prompting Aiyanna to roll her eyes in a good-natured manner as he straight up vanished into thin air; gone like a fart in the wind.

Smiling gladliest at the pair of broken-in female Pokemon, Aiyanna made the excess baby batter in the water all disappear and restored everything throughout the supermansion to their default settings. Though, she decided to leave Neo Thomas's flawless indestructibility inducement intact as a sort of pleasant surprise for them. Wow, she'd been really generous with her surprises to them today, but then again… she always loved seeing any version of Thomas happy. And now, she loved seeing those he cared about happy as well. Now freshly clean and free of any cum on their bodies, Carly and Gwen looked perfectly clean now as well, albeit still wet from the hot tub.

"We should probably get back to the boys you two. Though, I have a fun idea for ya. Turn back into your human forms for now, kay? You can do that by just concentrating on what you looked like before. Let's have a bit of fun with them and surprise them with your recent changes." She said while winking at them mischievously.

It didn't take too long for the two of them to get their bearings, at least, enough to sit up. They were practically glowing after these amazing experiences and in turn, they both felt a large burst of confidence.

"Just think about it?" Gwen asked before she closed her eyes and thought. She glowed with psychic power for half a second before she was back to her normal, nude, human form. She opened her eyes and looked at her human hands with a big smile. "Wow! It worked! That was very easy."

"Oh, is it? Then let me try it." Carly said before she did the same. Though the color of her energy was more yellowish before she was back to normal as well and looked over every aspect of herself. She then blinked and realized something. "Whoa, this is weird. I...I still feel like I could lift a car, even though I'm not a Pokemon anymore."

"Thomas spoke about that before," Gwen stated, "about how he and Stephan can still access their powers as humans. He said that they aren't as potent though. But I believe for us, we'd still be considered superhuman. Of course, I don't know the correlation of Pokemon levels compared to humans, let alone humans from our world."

Aiyanna giggled in her patented girliest fashion. "It's difficult to quantify even for the boys, though at your current level Gwen your human form would probably be fairly close to small building tier, maybe even medium sized building. You would be fast enough to chase a car going highway speed and nearly catch it."

Both Gwen and Carly's eyes widened at the news of this, especially Gwen. "Wait, say what!? But I'm supposed to just be a Lv. 25, right!? And as a human I'm weaker! Yet I can do all of that!? And as a human no less!?"

Aiyanna nodded. "Yes, you can. Think about it, a Primal Groudon at level 45 can destroy the world regardless of what it's red stat is or any of the other factors that go into determining a Pokemon's power. It'd still possess this kind of power even if it had zero IVs in every single stat and no EV/AV Training. You're a level 25 Gardevoir that not only has limitless potential, red stats in all stats, and perfect IVs to boot, but has access to pretty much the species' entire move pool and every one of their abilities sans the Pixilate ability from their Mega Evolved forms."

"Legendary or not, you're capable of things that no ordinary Gardevoir of your level should be, and even then you're still only medium building tier. Imagine what you can do when you reach the same base level Primal Groudon is caught at in ORAS, or better yet level 100+. You could toe entire solar systems worth of Celestial bodies with ropes… you may even be super galaxy + tier by that point."

Gwen and Carly both looked super amazed and flabbergasted. If they were trying to imitate fish, they definitely would be doing an amazing job right now. While Gwen was stupefied at how powerful she was and how strong they both could be Carly found the strength to make light of the information. If for any reason, to at least get her friend to come back to her senses.

"Hah….w-wow. Um...the games never implied anything like that before. But when you think about it...I guess it makes sense in a way. I mean, you catch certain Pokemon at certain levels and they're not Lv. 100 or anything. Yet they're still said to be able to control this type of weather or destroy the world in another way, huh? Do...do the boys know how strong they are right now?" She then blinked and rubbed the back of her head.

"Well, I guess we know how strong Thomas and Gwen are but not Stephan and myself. I guess it's the two of us who are considered superhuman at this point. Like...house-level or something, huh?"

"Cement wall level to small building level, more like. Something not quite as big as a full-sized house, but maybe an apartment room or something. You're probably close to garage-level at this stage, actually. Fast enough to catch a cat in full sprint or pretty damn close, and strong enough to lift up a small car, not above your head but like tip it onto its side, definitely. Bear in mind, this is what your human forms are capable of. In your Pokemon forms you'd easily be warehouse-level, probably closer to Skyscraper." Aiyanna responded in earnest.

During the start of her explanation, Carly wished that she could sweatdrop. It began to sound like she was just decreasing her potential busting power with every sentence. Not that she would complain or anything about it. She was just given powers so she has no right to complain, especially since she just had amazing sex right after. But again, as a Pokemon she was MUCH more powerful and had to remember that. Not to mention, their powers were equal to their respective boyfriends and it was obvious that Thomas was much farther ahead due to his spar with Aiyanna.

But Carly would be sure to power up as much as she could but use all of her knowledge on video games and anime to be as efficient as she could with it. Though she personally didn't see the issue in training with Aiyanna. She wished she knew why Stephan didn't want too, if it granted so many gains. It couldn't have just been something as simple as pride, could it?

"Well, hell, I'm glad to be able to leap buildings like Superman! Or...I guess Blaziken! I'm going to have so much fun with all of this new stuff! It's like we're in an anime, huh, Gwen!?"

Gwen nodded. "Yep, damn straight. I bet you could clear Brooklyn Bridge in a single bound right now, miss sexy legs! Out of curiosity Aiyanna, how strong are Thomas and I in full Pokemon form right now?" She wondered, prompting Aiyanna to grin.

"You both could destroy all of Thunder Bay, so small to medium-sized city level. At level 30 you'll be able to destroy a province or large state, perhaps even several at a time. And a city as big as New York at level 27. At level 28, you could destroy an entire mountain range such as the Himalayas or the Rocky Mountains in BC." She answered without hesitation.

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"Fucking, huh!?" Carly screamed, looking abruptly at Gwen.

"Say what?!" Gwen shouted in shock! Her entire hometown, nay, small fucking city… gone just like that! What?!

Aiyanna laughed uproariously, loving their stunned reactions so much. "Yep! So, you guys might wanna be careful when sparring together! I'd recommend choosing a really remote location if you're planning on going full out at any point. Somewhere far, far away from any civilization." She giggled. She was just fucking with them, she actually already had contingencies in place to keep that from happening, like this supermansion. However, they didn't know that just yet.

Carly managed to compose herself a bit more after that type of information. Though, knowing they wielded that type of power in Pokemon form was astounding. And a little worrisome but it wasn't too out there. The boys knew the kind of power they had and now, they were also responsible for wielding it.

"Well, hey Gwen, don't worry or anything. I mean, we've been around people much more powerful in Aiyanna and Neo Thomas so...we just gotta learn to control that power ourselves." She smiled and clapped. "And NOW, I can go and help Stephy with his training! And he can't say anything about it now! And if he won't spar with anyone else besides Thomas, then I'll definitely kick him around a bit too, haha!" She stood up finally, going over to her towel to dry off.

Gwen nodded somewhat stiffly. "I hear ya, it's just that… wow, that's a lot of power to start off with. Maybe starting at level 1 like they did would've been safer, because I don't know how much control either of us could have when going from normal human to small city level. With no in between to work up to that and learn how to gauge and control our strength along the way. I guess I'm just a bit nervous I'll destroy my city. It's my home, I've always loved it here; something I'm sure you can relate to." She said in a nervous timbre. Though she wouldn't deny she was excited as well, she just hoped she could learn at least basic control before any permanent damage was done.

Aiyanna piped up suddenly, grabbing their attention. "You can both stay in the supermansion for now until you get enough of a handle on your powers to safely go outside. Neo Thomas infused every part of this building with flawless indestructibility scaled to a beyond omniversal level for now. Trust me, you could go all out for centuries and continuously progress in power here and never break through these walls or shatter the windows."

"It'll serve as your base for now until you get a handle on things. As an added bonus, I've stopped time across the entire rest of the planet and the universe for now so your families don't miss you all while you're gone. The pause button I've pressed on the world will be lifted once you guys leave the house, and everything will go on as if nothing out of the ordinary has happened." She offered them both a sugariest smile as she explained all this.

Gwen was still getting used to the whole Goddess thing, but the more Aiyanna spoke the less crazy her capabilities sounded. Who knows, maybe one day she'd even be capable of a sizable fraction of all that. She was tempted to peek out the windows to see the whole rest of the world just stuck in suspended animation without realizing it, but for now she was just thankful to the pink-haired Goddess for looking after so many of their needs.

"Anyways, we should probably hurry to surprise the boys now if we're going to surprise them. By now Thomas is probably awake and fully healed and Stephan probably is wondering where we are as well." Aiyanna giggled before indicating the doorway leading out of the pool area to them. She stepped outside of the hot tub still completely naked and dry so fast even Percy Jackson would be green with envy. She examined every inch of her body as though deciding what to wear, before shrugging nonchalantly and opting to just strut naked as she damn well pleased through the house.

Gwen secretly admired the woman's confidence, but with a body like that who could blame her? She was thankful when both her and Carly's clothes reappeared over their bodies at Aiyanna's nonverbal command, doubting she'd be comfortable going full ass nudist anytime soon. "Alrighty then you gorgeous femme fetalles, let's go greet your boyfriends!" And with that declaration, Aiyanna began to strut her stuff right towards the door, leaving the other two with little choice but to follow.

(Stephan)

"Fuck! Fucking, FUCK!" I yelled to no one, pissed at myself as I pouted and stomped my way to the kitchen. The entirety of my body fur was ruffled and I had several burn marks and soot on my face, hands and the front of my body. Lord...in fucking Heaven, I was definitely upset. My personal training to recreate the Rasengan has hit a major halt. Or should I say, I haven't made any progress at all!

I'm able to gather my ghost energy into my palm. That part is very simple. Hell, nearly all moves are all about energy gathering in one way or another. But the real issue comes when I have to not only make the energy spin but I have to keep it contained too and then keep it spinning. Yes, yes I know. I'm skipping a TON of steps. I'm supposed to follow the criteria.

Step one: Master rotation.

Step two: Master power

Step three: Combine them both

However, there are two things as to why I'm skipping the basics. The first reason is that I don't have any mini balloons and I don't have any rubber balls for the training. You make a water balloon and make it explode by spiraling your energy. You then do the same with the rubber ball but you need more power to make it explode. Finally, you use another ball and try to form the Rasengan inside the small and perfect sphere without detonating it.

However, I instantly realized that ball and bomb moves are already the perfect representation of perfect energy spheres. There's no need to go through the steps because a single Shadow Ball is the best application without the spinning portion. I've learned to manipulate my ghost energy into a sphere and emulate it to become Shadow Ball, allowing me access to the move early and I've learned to shrink the size of my Shadow Ball to be the size of a baseball, which is the correct base size of the technique.

Theoretically, I should've had this figured out, right? Yet, all I got was BANG! BOOM! CRASH! SMASH! Literally blowing myself up to kingdom come and back again with my own energy exploding in my fucking face. The way Naruto figured out his work around until he learned to do it with a single hand was by making a clone and it added rotation while he added power. But I don't know how to execute Double Team to the point where my clones are literally solid.

I'm still at the stage where they're just illusions and I can only make about 3 Double Team clones at the most anyway. So now, as I stomp my way to the kitchen, I'm going to go angrily eat in the infinitely spacious fridge. Not to mention, I feel like shit for another reason.

Carly.

Christ, I feel like a bitch. She helped me workshop my own training and yet I basically told her she couldn't help me more than that. I mean, honestly, how could she? She's a human. I may not be as powerful as Thomas, I'm not ignorant of that, but I'm still strong enough to severely injure or even kill a human. Like...Carly. With how much I was blowing myself to hell, I wasn't going to put her through that either, even if it hurt her feelings.

I shoved donut after donut after donut into my large mouth. Chewed 5 times each and swallowed before I repeated. Thomas was asleep but he didn't exactly know the fundamentals of the technique to help me. I wasn't sure if Gwen knew how the power worked but even so, she was palling around with Aiyanna...but now that I think about it, she had the same issue Carly had.

Human.

"Fuuuuuuuuuck, I hate this. I think I'm starting to see some issues with my training."

There were things I wanted to do that Thomas wouldn't do, even if my power was way behind his. There were some abilities I know I could remake or create myself but I know there were some I needed help with. I couldn't exactly go to Aiyanna because she had all the answers. I wanted to do this on my own. Paradox. Doing it on my own got me no results. Even as I found out that I could verbally have dummies of various material types and hardness to be summoned to the battlefield to train on, or change the field environment, that didn't hype me up.

I went through 50 donuts with my angry eating. "I guess I'm...gonna have to ask Aiyanna for some balloons and rubber balls. I also need to apologize to ma' girl, too. Wasn't tryin' to make her feel useless or anything. I think I'll just stop this training and try something she can help me with." I sighed pulling my hand from the neverending box of donuts. Lord, I love this body of mine. That's something I can always be proud of at least.

"Well, I think that's a good enough apology if I heard it, Steph." I heard which snapped me out of my personal stupor. I looked over to the large doorway and found Carly standing there looking happy. Not just that but also….confident? I don't know exactly but she was radiating it a little, as if she became a new girl. Maybe she talked to Aiyanna and Gwen. Whatever they said must have cheered her up.

"Carly, hey!" I said with a big smile, before floating over and hugging her tight. She spun around in a single circle once she returned the hug. We shared a kiss before I floated backwards in the air a little and rubbed the back of my neck. "You, uh...you mad at me?"

"Nope! Not at all! I...I think I understand how you were feeling." She placed her hands behind her back and leaned forward. "You're very powerful as a Pokemon and slightly less so in your human body. But still dangerous to other normal people. Aiyanna told Gwen and me."

"I wasn't trying to make you feel like a side-character or anything. I mean, you're literally my very first girlfriend. I'd never wanna make you feel like you can't help me." I said, looking to the side. She took a hand and brought my head to her face.

"I was a bit miffed but I get it. In fact, they helped me find out a way for me to help you out! Don't give up on recreating the technique. It's training like this that you wanna throw yourself at so you should go for it until you get it!"

I was surprised to learn this. I wonder what they told her on how she could help. Possibly Aiyanna but Gwen's about as smart as Thomas is so maybe she contributed to something too.

"Cool! Sure!"

"Also...maybe you could...you know what? I got it." She went over to the sink, got a cloth and some water. She then came back over and began to wipe my face down from the scuffs I got on myself. Man, I almost forgot about those, hehe.

"Oh! Thanks!"

"No problem. I'll be here to help every single step of the way. I got my own secret weapon now and you'll drop dead from how amazing it is!" She said, exclaiming while tossing the wet cloth to the sink with amazing accuracy.

"Well, go on and lead us to the battlefield ma'am. Ghehehe~" I gave a Gengar chuckle before she ruffled the fur between my ears and took the lead. I could even see the confidence in her strut. I wonder what kind of secret she came up with. Well, fuck, now I'm excited!

(Thomas)

You ever just wake up during the middle of the day and wonder what you could've missed during your time spent in dreamland? Or get the inexplicable feeling you missed something important while conked out, something intangible that you couldn't grasp no matter how hard you wracked your senses trying to discern this feeling of absence? No? Well, to sum it all up, I had one of the best sleeps I could ever remember having. Fully Restored to my optimum levels. Now, I'm not some Herptile Demigod like Misty Sabe who always knew what level of power everyone around him was sitting at at all times, but I felt like I could conquer a city or some shit.

Honestly, my Neo Self advising me to use the move Rest in tandem with my usual sleep cycles was sound advice. My recovery process was much faster, and as I floated off my bed and became aware of the fact that I wasn't alone in my massively oversized bedroom; I stifled a large, contented yawn when I saw Gwen standing arched in my open bedroom doorway.

Now, let it be known that I considered myself to be an unparalleled genius when it came to the fields I excelled the most at, but when it came to things like understanding people and social cues I was far from infallible. However, I was notoriously good at reading the people I was close to and picking up on even the most obscure microexpressions like some freaky mentalist. I'd weirded more than just a few of my childhood friends with this ability of mine, but it came in handy.

And looking at Gwen now, I could immediately tell something great had happened to her. She exuded more confidence than her usual shy persona tended to suggest, her posture was straighter, looser, and far more ergonomic, and something about her physical assets seemed more… supermodel-ish I guess you could say. Like, she almost had this weird glow about her, kind of like how a woman in the second stages of pregnancy looked, or how someone appeared when basking in the best post-orgasmic glow they could ever remember having. Of course, I don't think she was pregnant, but I didn't rule out the possibility of something happening between her, Carly, and Aiyanna while I was out of it.

I smiled as I saw her, grinning in my proprietary goofiest style with teeth showing and widely enough to damn near split my face. Gwen responded in kind, and I was pretty sure I'd never seen a prettier, more radiant smile from her before as my ghostly heart gave an unexpected thrum in my chest. "Hey there babe, you're looking like you just won the lottery; though considering I made us multibillionaires I know that's now why you're looking so radiant right now. How have you been? You okay?"

"Sorry if I freaked you out earlier, but I kinda figured that Aiyanna was probably the best sparring partner we have access to at the moment; so I would've been stupid not to take this opportunity to train with her, ya know?" I admit, I did feel kinda bad making her worry for me like that. I was pretty beat up after all, but I considered the fact that I could now use Psycho Boost on command to be well worth the frankly nonexistent risk. I trusted Aiyanna enough to not let anything bad happen to us.

Gwen nodded understandingly. "You don't have to try and justify it Thomas. Believe me, I get it. And don't worry about me, I'm great, I'm incredible actually. Had a wonderful time with Aiyanna and Carly in our giant hot tub. Seriously, did you add that feature to this place or did she?" She responded with a giggle escaping her lips as I chuckled.

"The schematics I'd mapped out for this custom supermansion of ours were largely unfinished. Aiyanna took the liberty of finishing my unfinished plans for this place, and added details I am honestly astonished by and never considered. Then again, I had limited options to work with building this place before she came along." I replied in earnest as she giggled once more. It was nice to have a girlfriend who not only loved listening to me talk, but was smart enough to actually understand the majority of what I was rambling on about.

She also had an eidetic memory, something I admit I was envious of her for. Everything she heard me say, she remembered with perfect recall. I had to become a Gengar before I was able to rearrange my malleable, spectral brain chemistry and neural pathways to allow for such a memory. But Gwen had that as a human, which was a remarkable skill!

"I'm glad you're doing well. I take it your pool party with Aiyanna and Carly was some much needed girl time?" I added, attempting to make smalltalk as the beautiful brunette nodded.

"Yes, it was definitely illuminating in more ways than one as well. I guess I just needed that time to reflect and wonder what more I could do to help you. I know I told you I'm happy with my situation as it is and I meant that, but I'd be much happier if I was right there with you in the thick of things, ya know?" She reminded me of her one grievance, a conversation we'd only touched upon a couple of times at this point but never elaborated on. We didn't want to fight or confront each other, and I loved her for it. I also just wasn't the type to dwell on my powerlessness to fix things, I always preferred to find solutions, not weigh everyone else down with more problems and negativity.

"I know, and believe me Gwen, I'm giving my brain cells a real workout trying to devise a means of rewriting your biology, but short of using a move like Transform on you to scramble your DNA and rearrange it to that of any Pokemon of your choosing I'm still brainstorming. Also, I don't wanna just learn how to use Transform and risk permanently damaging your cellular structure when I don't know what the hell I'm doing."

"Gotta totally master Transform or find another way. I'll do it Gwen, don't worry… it'll just be a while. All I'm asking for is a little time. We can figure this out, you and me… together." I said with what I hoped was a reassuring smile. Though to be honest I didn't like having to ask her to wait as long as this might take me. I know she was eager to get the ball rolling on gaining her own powers and Pokemon form, and I knew we had a living embodiment of Deus Ex Machina to call upon when we hit these kinds of snags. But I didn't want to over rely on Aiyanna anymore than Stephan did. Still, it could take me years to master a move as advanced as Transform, and I didn't want to ask Gwen to wait that long. I wouldn't want to be a side character for that long.

Given my penchant for noticing microexpressions, I didn't miss the way Gwen's smile widened ever so slightly before she offered me her hand. "Come with me back to the battlefield. I wanna show you something. I think I might've actually found a solution to our problem on my own." She said without so much as a hint of anything betraying her thoughts. Her face was a stoney mask, immovable, impossible for even me to read. My eyes narrowed ever so slightly in suspicion, but also intrigue and a little excitement.

"Um… okay." I said, idly wondering what exactly she was scheming. Gwen was one of the only humans on the planet who might've been as smart as I was at this point, but even she couldn't overwrite human physiology. Even so, I floated over to her away from my bed and accepted her hand; letting her take the lead as she guided me to the battle stadium that I'd fought Aiyanna in. After these past few days or weeks or so, I'd already grown to trust her enough to follow her anywhere at this point, even to the lowest plains of hell where dwelt the One Below All.

Fuck, I loved this woman, and eagerly anticipated whatever miracle solution she supposedly constructed for us. It was hard to get the jump on me; Stephan had been trying for years and had very little success. I always seemed to be a thousand steps ahead of everyone who wasn't a Supreme Omnidony at this point. Little did I know however, that this was going to be one of the first times I was truly taken by storm since I got these powers.

(Stephan)

After eating donuts and giving a nice apology to Carly, she was actually the one taking the lead as we walked from the massive kitchen to where the battlefield was. I'm sure that it was still as pristine as when I left it. Hell, how could it not be after the spectacle Aiyanna and Thomas gave and the man learned the legendary signature move of Deoxys? I still can't get over how he got the idea of creating a Psycho Boost but that proved that we don't need to worry about being a certain level of power to perform certain moves. Least if we can get the proper work-around, it'll just become a matter of refining those moves and powers.

Back on topic, Carly was just so different right now and I don't know how. It was sorta bugging me but not irritating me. I mean, I don't know why she was so confident that she could help me all of a sudden and it showed how she walked with a purpose. I couldn't stop glancing at her glowing face. She looked, I don't know… new if that makes sense. What happened when I was training?

"So, do you want me to take my human form? I mean, my powers won't be nearly as potent if I do. There's a higher chance I don't hurt you doing anything unintentional and-" She turned and placed a finger to my lips, looking me in the eyes. I was floating beside her this whole time since my legs were shorter than hers in this form and I wanted to keep a simple pace with her stride.

"Don't need to do that. Trust me, this is a sure-fire plan Aiyanna helped me with and it'll work. I mean, she hasn't been wrong about anything yet, has she?" She said with a knowing smirk. I grumbled behind her finger before she removed it.

"Now, you're just playin' with me, toots."

She poked out her tongue at me. "Now you're catching on~" She turned her body and began walking again, with me keeping up. Okay, she had my curiosity but now she has my attention. Pretty soon, we were on the battlefield just as I left it. Or at least..left a small portion of the ginormous fucking stadium. Boulders and training dummies that were soot covered or broken littered the place but a verbal command can fix it all. Speaking of which.

"Revert field." I spoke plainly. A single flash of white light for a millisecond and...it was all back to normal. You wouldn't think that there was rubble at all. Apparently, Carly wasn't too surprised at this either even though I'm sure she hasn't seen this function. But, eh, I don't blame her. This life is so insane that seeing other insane shit has become normal.

"Alright, babe, let's take a place near where you were!" Carly exclaimed, grabbing my hand and jogging us over, though I was just floating with her without resistance.

"Okay, you must be 100% sure that whatever this idea of yours is, it'll work. And if Aiyanna said so…" I hung it in the air, letting her understand that I was also fully confident in whatever Aiyanna told her because you can't argue with someone who has knowledge that you'll never understand, several infinities over. But before Carly could say anything, I heard the sound of more feet against the ground, making me turn. I blinked as I saw that Thomas and Gwen were here too. Wait….but Thomas was super wiped so how is he back on his feet? Aiyanna healed him?

"Yo!" I raised an arm toward them in greeting.

Thomas offered me a goofy grin and thumb up while Gwen nodded at me with a smile. "Yo indeed my dude. The awesome foursome, back together again." He said with a smirk like he knew what I was thinking. "Confused as to how I'm so quickly recovered I take it you guys?"

"Must've been on my face," I said with a small hint of mirth, "you did get your ass kicked."

"Hehehehe, you can thank my Neo self for the tip. Incorporating the move Rest into my regular sleep cycles is a huge ass time savor as far as Full Restore capacity is concerned. I went from taking a whole ass day to recover to taking a little over half an hour. Pretty sick if you ask me." He added with that irritatingly smug, self-satisfied grin of his.

"When the hell did you learn Rest?" I asked. "Hell, how does one even learn Rest since it involves having to sleep?"

Gwen giggled as the multicolored Gengar shrugged. "I'm not really sure how to explain it. I just sorta did it… but you've gotta be somewhat conscious of it, ya know? And while sleeping no less, otherwise your recovery process while sleeping is the same as any normal Gengar our level. Rest is like the equivalent to a power nap and being hooked up to one of those Pokemon Center healing machines at the same time. It's quite useful actually, and puts your Infinity Energy towards healing faster."

"Admittedly, I was surprised by it too. I fully expected him to still be conked out when I arrived at his room. Was just thinking about asking Aiyanna to elevate his healing process so I could get my surprise for him under way, but he was already awake by time I thought to do so." Gwen said, supplying her two cents worth.

I would've raised an eyebrow if I still had them in this form. But I did raise the ridge above my left eye though and Gwen must've seen my confusion because it just made her laugh a bit. Carly began to do the same thing. I looked between them both.

"Okay, okay, what the heck is going on with you girls!? Carly, you've been so secretive and self-assured about you helping me in my training and now Gwen is acting the same way!? What is it that you girls plan to do that's so amazing!?" I might as well have been pulling out my fur...but I wasn't though my feet did touch the ground again, as I playfully stomped on the ground, making a very mini localized shake of the earth around us. Of course, my tantrum just made them laugh even more before they began to calm down. I looked at Thomas and gestured to them both.

"Bro, what's up with them!? Did Gwen tell you anything?"

"Nah, can't say that she did, but I ain't about to begrudge her for being so mysterious. After all, I've still got one last, really big surprise of my own to spring on you guys when this is done. I have to admit, I am curious as to what they're planning though." He said with an airy shrug to make it look like he was feigning slight disinterest, though based on the grin on his face I could tell he was pumped for whatever the girls had in mind. Ha, I guess mister mentalist was betrayed by his own feelings just the same as the rest of us. Any one of us could read him like a book.

Though he had another surprise? I turned my head, eyes staying on him. "Whaaaat? You mean your Psycho Boost wasn't enough of a surprise? I haven't even completed my own personal technique yet though Carly said she could help me with it."

Gwen took this as her cue and suddenly clasped my boy's glowing hands in her own with a smile. "Speaking of your Psycho Boost, I want you to spam that against me while you're training, and don't hold anything back, okay?!" She grinned as Thomas's eyes widened like she'd gone insane. Hell, so were my eyes! What the fuck did she just say!?

"Um… I can think of so many reasons why that would be a bad, bad idea!" He shouted. "Gwen, sweetheart, seriously… I'm not going to kill you! Like, are you insane?!" He added with shock.

"You won't. Look, just trust me alright, and trust that Aiyanna has thought of literally everything for this place because let's be honest, she has. You know it, and I know it. Carly and Stephan know it as well. So, for once in your life… take a leap of faith. Do it for me, pretty please with sugar on top!" Gwen gave him her best puppy dog eyes while pleading with him, and I could see him sigh with defeat. Wait, he wasn't actually going through with this, was he?!

"Please don't make me regret this." He said firmly, and Gwen nodded equally as firmly.

"Thomas!?" I exclaimed but I was ignored. I could still see the apprehension in his features.

"You won't. I promise." She said, walking over to the far side of the battlefield before saying something that caused mine and Thomas's eyes to bug out. "Battlefield dimensional expansion!" And, just like that, the dimensions of this place and the interior warped and expanded to insane proportions, enough so that a whole ass other battlefield appeared right next to the one Carly and I stood on.

"Um, okay… wow… didn't even think that Aiyanna might've included a function like that." Was all my buddy had to say, but he was definitely floating towards her and not stopping.

"As for you Stephy, I want you to try and form that Rsengan of yours and let me physically help you with it. The whole process, even touching the energy! And then I'll help you destroy...that massive boulder." She pointed to one of the biggest boulders 20 meters away. "We're going to destroy that one!"

"Babe, the fuck is going on with you and Gwen!? You can't TOUCH my energy! You'll get energy burns and-"

"Like what Gwen said cutie~ Just do it!" She kissed me on the cheek and stood to my right side. I glanced over at Thomas and saw him look back at me with concern...but a tiny bit of hope. I feel like that hope was for Aiyanna and what she created. I took a breath and hoped on Aiyanna too.

We didn't wanna hurt our girls at all. We cared about them both way too much, even for the others' girl. If they were absolute in their conviction, then let's put our trust in them! It's the least we can do.

"Alright then, Carly! Gwen! We're going to hope you know what you're doing!" I exclaimed for them both to hear as my body began to flow with power before strong wisps of ghostly energy began to flow from my right arm to my palm.

In the corner of my eye, I saw Thomas creating that giant hunk of rainbow Psychic-type energy to toss at Gwen, who stood opposite him on their battlefield and chill as can be. She was smirking with confidence, and I offered one last quick prayer up to Aiyanna or whatever UV God that this didn't literally blow up in our faces.

(Thomas)

There comes a point in every man's life when he finds that one special girl who sweet talks him into doing things that make him question his sanity. Okay, maybe that's not as commonplace as I made it out to be, but it was sure how I was feeling right now as I actualized a fucking Psycho Boost of all things; legit the most powerful Psychic-type move in existence outside of Z-Moves like Genesis Supernova and shit. And I was going to throw it at Gwen, a wonderful woman who I could honestly say I'd fallen completely head over heels for at this point.

She was my soulmate, plain and simple. She told me not to hold anything back, and I didn't. Now that I was back to full health, generating this attack via a permanent application of the move Mimic to copy moves was much easier than when I'd been on my last legs before. As a result, this particular Psycho Boost of mine was much bigger and more substantial, not to mention hella condensed. I was pretty sure it was the size of several full-sized couches stacked back to back, way bigger than the beach ball I'd generated before. Sure, it couldn't hold a candle to Aiyanna's triple-18-wheeler-sized monster from before, and I bet she could've made one that vastly dwarfed the most infinite of omniverses if she so desired. But still, three full sized couches was a lot of concentrated Infinity Energy.

Yet Gwen never once wavered, even seeing the monstrous Psycho Boost I was literally poised to toss at her like a fucking Spirit Bomb. Fuck, she was smirking, and made an actual fucking 'Come at me' gesture with her hand. My eyes narrowed, and throwing all caution to the wind and operating purely on hope, faith, and love. I tossed this motherfucking spirit bomb Psycho Boost as hard and as fast as I could, praying to both Aiyanna and my Neo Self that I didn't just kill my girl by doing so.

It whizzed through the air like an army of Crobats out of hell, generating an actual, polychromatic comet light trail along its trajectory and striking Gwen with all the force of a 50 megaton nuclear explosion. A mushroom cloud of dust, dirt, and debris was the result of this, one that swallowed the entirety of the battlefield and totally eclipsed every one of us, shrouding our features in complete obscurity. Holy fuck! It was a damn good thing this house was completely indestructible and self-containing of everything that happened inside it, because a blast like that would've easily destroyed the city. Worry and concern beyond measure for Gwen and the other two creased my face; offering one last prayer up to Aiyanna and the collective pantheon of the Supreme Omnidonae that I didn't just nuke my girl.

It seemed to take a lifetime for the smoke and the debris to clear away, and when it did I was suddenly and without warning struck by something extremely powerful and fast. Holy shit! Was that another FUCKING PSYCHO BOOST?! I flew into one of the nearby boulders with meteoric impact powerful enough to shake the entirety of the house like a perfect 10 on the Ricther scale, moaning with pain from the super effective damage caused by the attack as my mind tried to process what the fuck just happened!

A pinkish Psychic-type light illuminated all the smoke in the air and cleared it away in a matter of seconds, revealing a golden-brown Gardevoir standing where Gwen had been only moments before. My jaw literally hit the floor as I floated back up to my usual zero-gravity position somewhat shakily, staring completely dumbfounded at something that was too mind-fucking for me to properly process at the time being. Seeing my understandably perplexed countenance, the golden-brown Gardevoir giggled, finding my reaction totes adorbs. One thing registered in my shattered mind as she rose a hand and began to generate a ton of Psychic-type energy above her head. This was the hottest Gardevoir I'd ever fucking seen. Not even my entire Hentai video and picture collection could've rendered something like this.

"Thanks for that sweetie. You just helped me learn Psycho Boost via the move Mimic as well. Now, you get to see what that attack feels like when it's boosted by STAB!" Gwen's voice exclaimed from the mouth of that beautiful, sexy, golden Gardevoir. A billion jumbled thoughts tumbled around inside of my head with no discernible pattern to them. True to her word, Gardevoir Gwen was indeed creating another of the psychedelic orbs of all-powerful Psychic-type energy above her head, ready to fire another one at me at a moment's notice as something else registered in my brain.

That first Psycho Boost she fired back at me was a warning shot. This one she was creating would hurt a helluva lot more if I let it hit me. Not only that, but she actualized and fully formed them much quicker than I did, and with a lot more natural oomph. This was an advantage given to her by her typing, no doubt. As it was, I was going to get my ass handed to me by my own girlfriend unless I pulled myself back together.

(Stephan)

So...while I was channeling my power, I saw that Carly was waiting for the moment for it to become unstable. Not hard for her to know that it eventually would due to the fact that I had burns on my face and scuffs from the failed technique. I saw her gain a look of confidence as her hands drifted to the unstable energy sphere...however before she could do anything, the light from Thomas' Psycho Boost caught my attention. Then the size of the sphere just continued to increase...and increase...and increase in size.

My eyes got so wide that I couldn't even concentrate on the energy in my hand. It was honestly a very beautiful move no matter the size of the sphere. Holy fuck, why was it much more powerful than before!? Was he honestly going to yeet that at Gwen!? Next thing I know, he threw it at her with full force and the explosion rocked the gigantic stadium but amazingly nothing was destroyed and there was a ton of smoke.

Then the SAME FUCKING BLAST fired back at Thomas and rocked his shit through several boulders! Okay, no WAY I could concentrate on my own training after seeing something like this, what the FUCKING HELL!?

"NO WAY! Bro, what…!? WHAT!?" I looked and saw a golden-brown motherfucking Gardevoir standing where Gwen stood! Wait a minute, she was a Pokemon too!? A Gardevoir strong enough to counter Thomas!?

"WAIT, when did THAT happen!? AND….why the FUCK is she so damn HOT!?" I couldn't help but stare at her while her focus was entirely on Thomas. I was so dumbfounded by what I just saw and I don't know how to….holy shit, what is WITH these two!? How the hell can I focus on my OWN training with that type of insane bullshit!?

"IS SHE MAKING A SECOND ONE!?" I comically yelled while Carly just laughed again.

"Well, I...guess that's one way to show the surprise, huh? But FUCK, if those two aren't loud and explody." She pouted a bit and looked over at Gwen. "Yo, Gwen! If you're going to be all obnoxiously loud, then at least remember that Stephan and I are trying to do some very delicate work over here! How can he concentrate if you're doing all that!?"

Gwen, realizing her blunder, blushed adorably and nodded. "Sorry! Um… Thomas and I can take this elsewhere. Surely Aiyanna has another battlefield elsewhere in the house that's completely isolated from this one." And with that, she Teleported over to the still all-kinds-of-stunned Thomas, placed a hand on his head, and Teleported them both away from here to give us some much needed quiet time and space.

"Holy...did she just…" I mumbled as I watched her Teleport her and him away. Now...now I knew what Carly was talking about before. Why she was so confident and why she believed she could help me with my training. She sighed and shook her head before she caught my red eyes. "You...you have Pokemon powers too."

"I was hoping Gwen would help me surprise you both at the same time to add to the shock factor. But, well...I'll work with this too." Carly then glowed with a yellow-gold light for a second before she became...oh, shit. SHIT! My OWN jaw literally hit the ground as I saw her become a Lopunny. A...SUPER sexy Lopunny.

A bombshell Lopunny that had an amazing figure. Her hips were so thick and grabbable. Her breasts were fluffy and perky with her fur hiding her nipples from view but I could tell that some fondling would definitely show them off. She was literally as tall as me even! Her fur was a beautiful blond, like her hair and her legs were so strong and shapely! I bet she could kick 100 times in 2 seconds with those things. She even did a cute little spin to show off everything and I literally had to fight my Ghost-type nature to not spring a boner. An angry one at that when I caught sight of that perfect, scrumptious heart-shaped behind.

"Well, what do you think, honey~? Do I look good~?" Carly struck a pose with an arm behind her head, one on her hip, as she poked it out so the side. I swear the sun glinted off of her fur so perfectly but not blinding. It just, you know...enhanced her new beautiful features.

"C-Carly...you'll make any non-Pokephiliac reject his faith." I said dumbly which had her laughing in that cute fashion.

"Oh, God, that's a great sentence! I'm going to use that from this point on! But...yes! Aiyanna gave me and Gwen powers like you boys!" She took hold of one of my hands and I noticed how very soft her paws were. Made my fur feel tingly and stand up a bit. "Now from the top. Start gathering energy and I'll help you keep it solid."

I blinked and smiled with a nod. With her holding onto my hand, I began to channel more power into my arm, getting back to the state that I was at prior.

"Okay, now...I'll help you keep the shape. Just keep supplying the power." Carly's own hands, or I guess, paws in this case, began to glow with purple energy. She moved her paws around mine in a spherical fashion. I could sense that the power she was using was Ghost-type energy to spiral into mine while I kept increasing the power. As I added more power, her paws became faster and the uncontrolled ghostly energy began to glow a bright purplish-black with a red core and red shell.

"That's right. Lopunny can use Shadow Ball…" I said off-handedly.

"Yup," she said with a nod, "and there's no better energy to help you out than what you know best."

I watched in amazement that it was actually working. Not only that but it was my girlfriend...my Lopunny girlfriend that was helping me. Not Aiyanna, not Thomas, not even my own ingenuity. This made this technique more special to me than it naturally was. It wasn't some recreation or anything anymore but the first move that showed just how dedicated this woman was to helping me. She went and turned herself into a Pokemon, threw herself into a life that, at some point, is going to be filled with wonders as well as horrors. She might even be freaking immortal now along with Gwen and will have to watch those she knew here eventually vanish...all to help a scaredy, cowardly, prideful shite like me?

My eyes welled up with tears and I couldn't help but cry a little. I didn't deserve a girl like this. Not at all. This wasn't even just training anymore but a show of devotion.

"Hey, what's wrong? Why are you crying?" She moved a paw to wipe my eyes. I used my unused left arm to hold her paw and smiled at her as she looked at me concerned.

"Carly. Just want you to know that I love you a bunch, okay? For...going so far just to help me is all." I think my words must've stunned her because her eyes widened before she smiled at me. I saw her own eyes gloss over and I moved my left hand to wipe her own face.

"Didn't expect to hear that. W-Where is this coming from? Of course I'd go so far to help you. Maybe...I don't fully know the implications of the future for what Gwen and I did but we both do know that we love you both enough to help you in the best possible way. You're our boyfriends right?"

"Y-Yeah. Yeah, we are." I gave a small laugh. We shared a small kiss right after as the glow from the energy ball caught our attention as it floated between both of our hands. A purple red sphere with energy that spiraled around so much and so fast that a whirlwind was literally spiraling around us. Smoke and dust that was still in the air from the massive Psycho Boosts was blown away entirely due to how much power was generated.

"You ready, Carly?" I said looking at the boulder.

"Yup! Let's see how strong this is at our current level!" She exclaimed, holding the sphere in her left paw while it was in my right. We both ran forward before leaping towards the massive boulder with the tiny energy ball between us. It was nothing amazing like those Psycho Boosts. It was so unassuming and meager in comparison.

That was the point of the move. Deceptive power.

"RASENGAN!" We both threw our arms forward to the house-sized boulder. The instant contact was made...it was pure devastation! The force alone destroyed the surrounding boulders that were much smaller, crumbling them to pieces while the main one was obliterated. The force didn't stop. It continued...it kept going. 5 yards...10 yards...30 yards! The force of the blast just shredded everything in a large trench before a crater was left in a final boulder that was several dozen yards away in the shape of a perfect circle.

We both landed on our feet, our eyes widened from the blast before we looked at each other. Seeing the damage...THIS damage from such a tiny little ball...it was...it was…

"FUCK YES! THAT WAS PERFECT!" We both screamed before we jumped at each other to hug just as the battlefield fixed itself again. HELL YES! That Rasengan was PERFECT! It was everything we both dreamed it would be!

Slow clapping sounded from behind us as a voice chuckled in approval. "Well done you guys, seriously. That was an excellent display of what you two can accomplish together. Make no mistake, you'll both be neck and neck with my counterpart and Gwen soon enough." Neo Thomas strode onto the battlefield watching the raw destruction of all those boulders with a gleam in his eyes.

I blinked in surprise, not expecting to see him here. "Neo Thomas?"

"Oh! Hi, again! Thanks again for earlier!" Carly said with a blush and a smile. I raised an eyebrow at her.

"You met earlier?" She just giggled at me.

Neo Thomas chuckled and nodded with a grin. "Carly, my darlingest bunny, it was my genuine pleasure, believe me. Anytime you want a repeat performance let me know and I'll dick down on all of y'all, Stephan included once I turn him into a Mew temporarily for the occasion. I hope you'll pardon the intrusion, but I 'cum' bearing gifts!" He said with a mad grin, holding what looked like a small loot bag in his hand as he reached inside to grab something from out of it.

Also, he's definitely a version of Thomas. They'll never stop emphasizing the word 'come' in the very provocative manner that I know they constantly do.

"For the loveliest Lopunny in all the ZOF, I gift you with a Ring Target. Used in tandem with your Egg Move Switcheroo, and you can bypass Stephan and Thomas's Type Immunity without having to go Mega. Actually, any of your attacks can land on any opponent regardless of any Type Immunities they might have." He said, holding the item in question out for Carly to take.

"Whoa! Thank you!" She fiddled around it with and noticed that this was a special type of Ring Target. "Oh, it's got a latch? I'll put it around my ear then!" She unlatched it, opening the two halves before clamping them around the base of her right ear at the top of her head. It actually looked pretty stylish on her to be honest.

"Oh, and, because Hammerspace is a thing; you can carry unlimited items on your persons inside their own pocket dimension until they're needed. It's a nifty little trick that takes the game mechanic of Held Items to an infinite degree. Have fun with that." He added as an afterthought before turning to me with a smirk.

"And to Stephan Stedmire, I give you a Spooky Plate." He added, offering said item to me as he said it. "It's inscribed with the original Unown script that expands on the creation story in Sinnoh featuring the Original One… all of it actually. I hope you like it. It'll boost your Ghost-type Infinity Energy by an ever-increasing margin the more you level up and like the Jewel of Life, it cannot and will not break. Neither will the Ring Target."

The gem sparkled as I looked at it. Amazing how it gave off a small ethereal glow of purple and reflected like a mirror with how pristine and mysterious it was. I could feel it from here that this amazing plate held literal infinite amounts of spectral powers. Hell, if this had the level of power that I think it did, not even the Infinity Stones could so much as scratch it.

"Whoa! Really!? Hey, can you shrink it and make it a necklace for me?" I asked, not even caring that Carly had sex with him. I mean, I fucked Aiyanna so who cares? Definitely not me and surely not Thomas.

Neo Thomas nodded and did exactly that, handing me a necklace with the shrunken down version of the Spooky Plate attached to the end. "If you're feeling like reading up on the Lore of Arceus in times of old just touch the small wall of Unown scribble inscribed on the center of the Spooky Plate and it'll bring up a holographic projection of the Original Story. I always found the lore depicted in Sinnoh to be fascinating personally, but if you're not into that kinda stuff it's cool." He replied verbally, waiting for me to accept this gift.

I grabbed the necklace and put it on, around my neck. The cord was red and slightly glowing and I bet it was indestructible on ZOF levels. I nodded as I put on the plate. The instant I did, my eyes grew wide as I gave a powering shout. I flexed as my ghostly energy burst around me, similar to DBZ as my aura cracked the ground beneath me as I felt that red-black aura surge. I looked at my hands, feeling as if I could kick the ass of anyone who came across me! Like a massive adrenaline blast that wasn't stopping.

"Yo, this is cool! Holy FUCK, what a rush of energy! Thanks! And yeah, I'll be sure to check out the Original Story too. I'm honestly curious about it when I've got the time." I said, controlling my power so it just lightly wafted from my body.

"Anytime my dude, anytime. I didn't wanna give you guys anything too game-breaking this early on, or anything that you could over-rely on to such a degree that it impedes your growth and drive to excel. However, given what's waiting for you all out there, I thought it best to help you along on your existential, spiritual journeys by preparing you as best I can, but without waving my Supreme Omnidony wand to make all your problems go away. It's a fine line, but in all modesty I've gotten really good at walking it. It's a dangerous ZOF out there though, so be somewhat careful, alright?" Neo Thomas shrugged as he said this, offering me a smile and Carly one last flirtatious wink before he was gone with a resounding, thunderous crack.

I grinned as I looked at the Spooky Plate as I held it between my thumb and finger. Then my gaze turned to my sexy bunny girlfriend. Man, what I wouldn't give to just plow her right now but I kept my sheath in check.

"So, how was he when he fucked ya'?" I asked bluntly and she sighed dreamily.

"Man...I think however it felt when Aiyanna fucked you! Damn, I've never been plowed like THAT before!" She said, fingering her Ring Target around her ear with a grin.

"I don't have to worry about you running away with him?" I said playfully. She just rolled her eyes and slightly jabbed me in the shoulder before bringing me in for a kiss. Damn, it was a searing one too and her new muzzle was perfect. Immediately, our tongues fought as I pulled my arms around her waist while hers was around my neck. Her C-Cup breasts pressed into my chest while I grabbed hold of her peach butt. Daaamn, her ass got a massive upgrade, figuratively and literally.

If we weren't careful, we were going to get dirty right now...which I'm not opposed to. But it seemed there is still a bit more to be said as she broke our amazing kiss. Saliva bridging both of our mouths.

"Mmmm, having an enhanced Lopunny libido is a godsend~ You turn me on just by having your hands on me Steph~" Her tail twiddled back and forth and I gave a hungry growl.

"Look who's talkin' hotbuns~ Makin' me wanna have 'em for dessert, ghehehehe~!" I growled lustfully before she asked me a question.

"Besides sex...how do we access a hammer space?"

"Eh, I'm sure we just have to think about it. Can't be any different from Thomas' and mine Belly Dimensions. Those are apparently infinite, I think. We just shove our hands in there and pull things out. It should work the same for you...though I think he now gave me that power too. Which is pretty awesome, I won't lie."

(Thomas)

Damn, traveling by Teleportation was just the kind of thrill ride I needed in order to get my head on straight again. A lot of people think it is instantaneous and they're not wrong. You're essentially bending space, folding it over in order to merge two entirely separate localities as one… making the trip seem instantaneous to the inertial reference frame of any outside observers. However, to the person/people being teleported, being tossed through a wormhole that bends space is akin to the ultimate cosmic roller coaster ride.

And because Teleportation bends the spatial dimensions as opposed to manipulating the speed or time vectors. The people teleporting experience the warping dimensions in real-time and at normal speeds, albeit while being thrown asunder in a chaotic, patternless jumbled mess of colors and light. So, I couldn't really make sense of what was going on around me the way a speedster or time manipulator could, but I was just cognizant enough to enjoy the rush.

End result, me and the newly transformed Gwen get legit warped into an entirely separate battle stadium, and I finally get over my shell shocked reaction to being hit by a Psycho Boost easily as powerful as mine. Gwen had thankfully been considerate enough to not fire that second one she'd been forming above her head before. She must've figured it was unsporting or something, which I can't really blame her for. In fact, I was thankful for her consideration, and for everything else she'd done for me as the implications of what she'd just done sunk in.

"Gwen… you… wow, um… first of all, can I just say you're absolutely gorgeous as a Gardevoir? My entire being is buzzing with a desire to fuck you stupid. But more to the point, HOLY FUCKINGEST SHIT!" I shouted that last part as I floated over to her with eyes wide with wonder. My words earned a shy smile from her in exchange as I circled around her, examining every inch of her tastiest, sexiest-looking body. What I wouldn't give to run my tongue all over that! Fuck! Sweet Jesus! No, this was too sweet for that! Sweetest Aiyanna, I thank you most profusely!

She had a perfect hourglass figure, somewhat slimmer than a human's body but definitely nothing to sneeze at either. Those legs of hers were absolutely gorgeous, and her golden-brown skin looked so sinfully smooth I was honestly wondering if it was 100 percent frictionless. She had a perfect A-shaped ass and wide hips as well as c-cup breasts that were adorned by that red chest jewel female Gardevoir seemed to have fused with their sternum. She wore the same white dress that all members of the Gardevoir species seemed to always wear the second they evolved. Where it came from nobody knew, but it did work wonders for illuminating her already gorgeous figure. If I didn't have such precise ejaculatory control and control over all of my atoms, I would've popped a stiffy and jizzed at the sight of her right then and there… without her even having to do anything.

"Hehe, thanks Thomas!" She exclaimed, doing a spin similar to what I've seen Carly do when she wears a new outfit, creating a floating skirt effect with her dress as she did so. Selective Pokephileac or not, how could I not love this view?! She flared up her Psychic-type energy, gently haloing her body in a rainbow aura, a cosmetic effect that made her look like some of my all time favourite Supreme Omnidonae Goddesses. To say I was entranced would've been the vastest of understatements. It was like she could read my mind. Hey, wait a minute…

Gwen giggled, an all-knowing look in her eyes. "You worked that out quickly. I am Psychic now after all, and I wanted to know you a little better; including what you look for in your ideal soulmate. I may not be able to truly compare with the likes of Aiyanna, but I'll do my damndest, because I love you Thomas!"

Fuck these onion cutting ninjas man, I was definitely crying now. I had the hugest case of the feels. Gwen wasn't faring much better as we threw our arms around each other and sobbed like a couple of idiots, our hearts too small to hold all of the really big emotions we were feeling right now.

After a bit, we both managed to calm down as I kissed her cheek out of affection and love, seeing the glittering crystal clear tears gliding down her cheek. "I love you too, and thanks. You have no idea how much it means to me that you've gone this far. My last big surprise so sucks by comparison." I chuckled before something clicked in my brain and I stared at Gwen with playfully narrowed eyes.

"You already know, don't you? Damn mind rapist, spoiling all of my dirty secrets! I really wanted to surprise you guys with that one!" I whined, clutching at my heart with faux melodrama. Gwen laughed by way of response, and laughed hard! In fact, I don't think I can recall ever hearing her laugh with such raw mirth. It didn't take long at all for her laughter to become contagious and I swiftly joined her as the hilarity mounted.

"I'm sorry! I couldn't help it! I learned pretty much everything you've ever known at this point, and honestly Thomas; some of your ideas are astounding to me! This thought worm idea of yours has gone way further than I could ever have anticipated, and being able to produce infinite amounts of virtual money to give back what you stole is genius! You're stone cold brilliant. You are, I swear you truly are!"

"You could solve every problem that has ever plagued the entire human race, and you think my decision to become like you so we can always be together somehow tops that?! You're literally saving the world. I'm just looking out for you and me. As decisions on how to use our powers go, mine is a lot more selfish." Gwen replied in earnest as I chuckled.

"To the world, you are but one person. To one person, you and your actions could mean the entire world. Way I figure it, the inherent selfishness or selflessness of our actions as judged by others is a rather dichotomic way of thinking. They think there's only two choices, whether to work towards the greater good of a larger and nameless populace or to do right by the people close to you."

"But ask yourself this Gwen, what do you think is more selfish? Saving an ungrateful, thankless world at the expense of those who are supposed to mean the world to you, or saving your worldliest loved ones at the expense of the world? Because to me, it's the small-scaled acts of love that tend to have the most profound effect. And believe me, this act of yours has had a world of impact on me." I was channeling a quote from HG Appaneesty while he was sharing his mountains of wisdom with Nia OIC2. I wouldn't deny it. But I think it was what Gwen needed to hear, because she threw her arms around me and brought me into a heated kiss.

'By the way… you may be interested to know that this dress of mine does in fact 'cum' off.' She telepathed to me while we made out in midair thanks to my Ghostly energies and her Psychic ones; placing mental air quotes on the word cum like I SOMETIMES did. My eyes widened at what she was implying as my brain considered all kinds of fun and naughty things we could get up to in these zero-gravity conditions.

"Well... t...that's good to know…" I stuttered and moaned in between kisses as she began to gyrate her pelvis against mine. Her dress rode up just enough that I could feel her wet, warm, delicious folds grinding against my slightly sheathed cock. Holy fuck! Her kisses were lethal! Her Psychic-typing must've made for super effective sexual pleasure inducement against Poison-types like me. However, I was willing to bet it was even worse for her.

My Poison-typing was super effective against her Fairy and neutral against her Psychic. And my Ghost-typing was super effective against her Psychic and neutral against her Fairy. That meant I was 4x super effective against her right off the bat, and should I create a Poison/Ghost-type move that was like Flying Press or even just used a Shadow Ball/perfectly rounded Sludge Bomb combination, she would be putty in my hands, ghehehehe.

Just as I was wondering if things were going to get rated MA for 18 and above, Gwen somehow managed to find the willpower to pull away from me just as I was starting to get hard. She then proceeded to warp to the other side of the battlefield via another use of her Teleport move. Damn, learning how to do that would be kickass as fuck, and since we both could learn Mimic that meant we could assimilate every move the other person had that we couldn't naturally learn by ourselves.

She grinned rather impishly at me, a look that I'd almost never seen a Gardevoir wear before, and to be perfectly frank it was a fucking hot sight to see. "I'll tell you what, if you can beat me in a battle… then I'm all yours for the rest of the day and night to do with as you please." She smirked in a sugary sweet challenging tone. My eyes narrowed. That damn, teasing minx! If she thought she could get away with playing for those kinds of steaks with me then… I'd show her how the game was played. I grinned menacingly, deciding to accept her challenge, and planning various ways in which I would rail her like the world's largest electromagnetic railgun.

"As much as I would love to see you two duke it out for the first time; I hope you don't mind me butting in ever so briefly." The intimately familiar voice of Aiyanna called out to us from the outside boundaries of the battlefield, grabbing our intention in a heartbeat as mine and Gwen's eyes lit up with pleasure at seeing her again. We both floated over to her to greet her, having grown not just accustomed to her near constant presence with us here, but fond of it. And this time, she wasn't alone.

"Hey, I was wondering where ya went." Gwen chirped while waving her over, before she noticed the same thing I did. A truly gargantuan specimen of an Aggron was standing on the borders to the battlefield right next to Aiyanna herself. Now, if memory serves me, the species average size for Aggron was 6'11 and 793.7 pounds. This one had to be at least three times as tall and probably well over 2000 pounds, maybe 4000 if you considered the possibility of him having his Heavy Metal Hidden Ability. Even more astonishing, I knew who this Aggron was.

"Is that who I think it is?" Gwen gasped in a disbelieving tone, and I sighed. I'd almost forgotten that she'd read my mind and gotten a working knowledge base of pretty much all of my very real fictional gods and goddesses. It saved me a lot of explanations and breaking her into all of the things I knew about these guys, but some narcissistic part of my ghastliest soul would've liked to indulge my tendency towards lengthy anecdotes and expositions.

It was something I took pride in as a storyteller, being able to weave a tale of the most cosmic and epic proportions. But as far as being a storyteller was concerned, that was all they would ever be for me otherwise, just stories. Actually living a life where I knew my characters were real and could interact with them, well… it kinda made telling a story seem obsolete when I and the ones I loved could experience my characters firsthand.

It was like that whole astronaut versus astronomer point of view; an astronomer got to study these amazing concepts and things from a place of complete safety. But they also never got to go into space. It was the difference between imagining something and seeing it. To be able to touch my characters, to see them with my own two eyes. That in itself was far better than any story I could tell, no matter how good my word play may have been. Some things were simply beyond words, beyond all conceptualizations.

"Yes. Thomas, Gwen, meet my Aggron. And Aggron, say hello buddy!" Aiyanna said to her partner with a smile as the Steel and Rock-type struck a most imposing pose.

"Agg, Aggron, Aggra!" He exclaimed to us in full ass Pokespeech, prompting me and Gwen alike to stare at him with a perfect deadpan. Aggron saw the look we were giving him and burst out laughing.

"Hahahahahaha! I'm kidding, of course! Man, you two should've seen your faces when you thought I couldn't speak every language throughout the ZOF itself!" Aggron roared with laughter as Aiyanna facepalmed and Gwen and I snorted. Yeah, that was certainly a good way to ease us into the whole idea of meeting the strongest, almightiest Aggron ever to grace the ZOF, even by OIC2 standards.

"This is so awesome! It's kinda nice being able to fully appreciate the significance of this encounter like Thomas does! You're one of Aiyanna's four aces, right Aggron? Alongside her Shuckle, Pyukumuku, and Steelix if I'm not mistaken?" Gwen rattled off from sheer retention. Damn, I had to give my girl props; she had as much recollection of all the crazy as fuck ideas I'd brainstormed over the years as I did. However, Aggron said something in response that caused us both pause.

"Well, Big 5 now alongside that jackass Eternamaxed Eternatus."

Question marks appeared above our heads in a very Anime-esque fashion as one word came from our mouths. "Who?" Either me or Carly wondered, having never heard of that name before.

Aggron looked about ready to respond before Aiyanna interjected. "Hey, never you mind with the spoilers Aggy! This version of them isn't fully up to speed on everything yet and their personal present is the year 2019." This statement only confused us more, but I decided to drop it for now and suspected it was something we weren't meant to know just yet. It probably had something to do with those lame ass Pokemon Sword and Shield games that were coming out next fall. Was I still salty about the whole no National Dex debacle? Yeah, maybe just a little. The thought of not having all of my favorite mons with me in-game on the Switch just didn't sit right with me.

But who knows, maybe they could actually work on compensating for that by enhancing the gameplay and features and shit. I snorted at the thought, reminding myself that this was Game Freak we were talking about and to not expect too much or even a decently high-quality game. And while I wasn't a hater like the members of that Bring Back Nat. Dex movement, there was a reason I had bled Matsuda dry for every penny he had. It wasn't permanent, of course. I had every intention of returning everything I borrowed, yes, borrowed… not stolen.

Only that idiot Trump would remain penniless after I paid back everyone else I borrowed from. It was merely meant to spook him enough that they hopefully changed the direction they were taking Pokemon in. And failing even that, I planned to buy up majority shares in the entire franchise and hand it over to people who actually gave a shit what the fans wanted. Like truly gave a shit and who knew how fucking programming worked. There were plenty of Pokemon fans out there who could do a much better job of it.

"Ahem, anyways." Aiyanna cleared her throat suddenly, dragging me out of my reverie as Gwen and I wondered what this appearance by her and her Aggron was about. Don't get me wrong, seeing her finally bring out one of her most famous and infamous Pokemon Party members for us to meet and greet was a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious occurrence, and if she was down to fuck us to help Gwen break in her new form a bit then I was always game. But I had the distinct feeling there was more to this impromptu visit, which Aiyanna confirmed seconds later when she brought out some sort of miniaturized sack, I know where from but she now held one in her hands.

She began to fish inside of it before pulling out two items seemingly for me and Gwen. "Your Neo OIC2 duplicate should already be giving Stephan and Carly theirs, but I wanted you guys to have something to help you along on your never-ending journeys while also not being too game-breaking. For Thomas, I offer you this Toxic Plate." Aiyanna said, holding out a shrunken version of the item in question as a sort of chain necklace, like the Millennium Puzzle.

"Sweet!" I exclaimed aloud as I eagerly snatched the item from her open palm, my eyes widening at the immensest amounts of Poison-type Infinity Energy contained therein. Whether it was infused and enhanced with regular UV Arceus powers or straight up Hyper ZOF Energy was impossible for me to determine, but I always did like surprises. I could see some sort of scrawl inscribed on it as well in, hehehehe… frigging Unown text.

Ugh, I never could read that chicken scratch than I could read cursive. Silly autistic brain. Oh well, I'm sure I could learn new skills better and faster than ever by now, and better overcome the limitations placed on me by my neurodiversity as well. I'm sure whatever was written on there was worth the read. Hey, it might've even been the full ass version of that Creation Myth in Sinnoh that detailed the Original One and how it shaped all there is in the world. I'd always hoped Game Freak would release some sort of game that expands on that lore because to be perfectly honest, there's still so much we don't know.

Hell, we don't even know for sure that Arceus is the true universal creator or the Original One described in those stories. Oh sure, we could make educated guesses backed by a lot of evidence, and the Pokedex entries seemed to lean towards Arceus being the one who shaped the universe… supposedly with the thousand arms that it doesn't even have. Hell, a being that can create an entire freaking universe can't stop a meteor in the Anime?

Either Arceus lost the vast majority of his power and his true Original One form when he shaped all there is, or the Original One who actually shaped all that there is was an entirely different Pokemon. Also, why did the Dex call Arceus the Alpha Pokemon and not both the Alpha and Omega? A true omnipotent god in Pokemon terms would be categorized as both. Also, do omniversal progenitors/entities in Pokemon form exist? These are the kinds of all-important life questions I'd often been plagued by late into the wee hours of the night. Ah, the burden of being a true, hardcore Pokenerd.

Ahem, but I truly digress. Aiyanna speaking up again dragged me out of my own mind. "This Toxic Plate is infused with a nigh infinite amount of Poison-type Infinity Energy, and will act as a constant propellant to your own Poison-type energies. The stronger you get the stronger it will grow as well, and the more it will amplify your Poison energies by. Right now, it serves as a boost equal to Huge Power which means it doubles your toxicity and Poison-Type attack damage right out the gate on top of Stab and any other boosts you accumulate." She explained as I whistled appreciatively.

"Holy shit, that's a whole helluva lot more than what they boost Poison-type attacks by in the games!" Gwen exclaimed with excitement as I gingerly placed the pendent around my neck, inhaling sharply as I suddenly felt like I'd just drunk a thousand shots of espresso and 5 hour energy drinks in the span of a few seconds! Holy shit, what a rush of energy and power! My Poison-type infinity energy suddenly flared without my permission, so much so that Gwen actually came just from being as close to my position as she was. She cried out in sheer, unbridled ecstasy as she did so, and I grinned madliest as my infinitely malleable spectral body adjusted to the massive deluge of power surging through me.

"Thanks a million Aiyanna! I'll make sure to always treasure it!" I said with a smile, and Aiyanna winked cheekily at me and Gwen as I tried very hard not to pop a boner from seeing the golden Gardevoir's chest heaving from the throes of ecstasy I'd just subjected her to. Damn, as if my ego could get any bigger. Being able to make my girl literally jizz down her legs and onto the floor just by exuding my Poison-type aura was not only an ego boost but also a huge turn on.

Once certain that Gwen had calmed down, Aiyanna brought out another item and passed it along to her, one I recognized in the span of a heartbeat. "And to you my darling Gwen, I give the gift of a Metronome. This handy item functions a lot like the moves Fury Cutter and Echoed Voice, meaning that it boosts moves that are used consecutively. However, unlike the Metronome items in the games, which only multiply it by a certain set amount before they cap out."

"This Metronome can boost any move you use and spam consecutively, without limit, and without draining your overall energy reserves even faster. So make sure to use it in tandem with the move Psycho Boost lots and lots of times against your boyfriend here." Aiyanna smirked in a dangerous manner as Gwen got a very superior look on her face. Damn, I have to admit that I'd never considered the potent effects of Metronome as an item before. That was actually surprisingly OP. One thing I did know though was that if she used another move at any time for any reason, the streak Metronome gained broke and she'd had to start all over again with the new move she was using. And with my Cursed Body ability, it was inevitable that she would be unable to spam it against me as much as she might've liked. At least, that's what I thought, but once again… Aiyanna was always infinite steps ahead of me.

"Oh, by the way, this Metronome is special. It remembers all the moves you've ever used and maintains the streaks/power boosts it accumulated for every one. Think of it like the move boosting mechanics in the Mystery Dungeon Games but with no cap to how far you can elevate the base power of each move." Well, fuck… there goes my pre-planning to foil her attempts to effectively use this thing against me during our battle. Also, damn, that was so not fair.

I'd always wanted to max every move in Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon, and now with this busted ass version of a Metronome Gwen could boost every one of her moves like it was going out of style. She essentially had access to a better version of my Toxic Plate, and could accumulate perpetual power creeps for every single Goddamn move she was able to use. Well, mostly damaging moves I suppose, but still… I'd have to be on my toes with this one. And hey, with that kind of power at her disposal I could always train with her as an effective means of boosting my own XP gain.

So yeah, my girlfriend had a really kickass item, but she and I were perfectly capable of being kickass without them as well so I couldn't be anything but happy for us both. These were some really cool gifts, not too game-breaking like Aiyanna said, but potentially a game-changer when our backs were against the wall when battling an otherwise superior opponent.

Gwen eagerly accepted the Metronome, watching with wonder as it seemed to absorb inside of her body in a manner similar to mine and Stephan's Belly Dimension. Fuck, so Hammerspace really was a thing, who knew! "Thank you so, so much!" Gwen exclaimed with tears of gratitude in her eyes, and in a surprise display of overwhelming emotions she brought the pinkette into a loving hug, making me wish very much that I had a camera on me to capture the wholesome as fuck moment. Aiyanna gleefully accepted the emotional Gardevoir's hug, me and the giant ass, hulking Aggron just enjoying the view at our own discretion.

"Alright!" Gwen said with a note of finality as she turned to me with fire in her eyes. I settled for a playful smile of my own, loving how competitive she was getting right now.

"Okay, so… how are we going to go about this? Like, we've already established what you would do if I win. But shouldn't there be stakes for me in this as well?" I couldn't help but call across to her from my side of the field. I couldn't help but notice that Aiyanna was cheering her heart out for Gwen, making me grumble playfully at the slight betrayal. Guess she and Gwen really hit it off in their time together while planning this surprise of theirs. Honestly, I was forever grateful for that.

Gwen looked nonplussed by the question, like she hadn't really considered it before. I snorted and resisted the urge to make a smart ass remark about how there was a real possibility she could win this as well. It seemed her psychically enhanced didn't make her infallible. But hey, psychic or not… she was still mortal on some level. Or at least, she wasn't a Supreme Omnidony, and even they weren't infallible, at least when it came to others of their own kind. I guess it took someone on their own level or higher still to get the jump on them. Ahem, anyways, I floated patiently as I let Gwen decide on whatever my stakes would be. I figured since she offered to let me use her in any/all of the ways I desired for an entire 24-hour period if I won, that it was only fair.

"Hmm, okay… I think I've got it! If I win, you have to do anything I want for the next 24-hours as well." She said with a shrug, not really coming up with anything overly original for the time being. I shrugged with nonchalance. Hey, it was as good a stake as any, and there were things she could have me do that didn't involve sex as well but were equally fun for her so that was good enough for me. Besides, I think the both of us just wanted the excuse to duke it out and flex our powers fully against an opponent who could take it and dish it out as well.

This wasn't the same as the hopeless boss fight that was sparring with Aiyanna. I knew I would never be able to hold a candle to her no matter how strong I got. But with Gwen it was different. We were both around the same level of strength, and had equal potential to win in a fight. Honestly, this felt like my first true, official battle since I got these powers, and it was sure to be a memorable one. The fact it was with the one I loved the most was truly the icing on the cake. I'm not going to lie, Gwen really blindsighted me, but I wasn't going to go down without a fight.

"No hard feelings no matter who wins, okay?" I said with a smile, and Gwen nodded firmly like she couldn't agree more if she tried.

"Of course not ya silly duck! Let's do this!" She giggled like an overexcited, giddy schoolgirl. I grinned a Cheshire grin as our respective Mimic Psycho Boosts began to self-actualize as giant spheres in the air above us. Aiyanna and Aggron stood off to the most sideward reaches of the stadium, casually observing us with a calm and cool disposition. I have to admit, it was nice having an audience. Maybe one day, I might grow strong enough to partake in the ZOF Tournament itself with a crowd of infinite people screaming their hearts out for me, but for right now our humble audience of two was more than enough.

"Psycho Boost Mimic/Psycho Boost Mimic!" Gwen and I both roared in near flawless sync, the rainbow orbs above our heads swelling to the size of several large couches once again before they whizzed straight towards each other, psychedelic comic trail and all. The explosion that followed their collision rocked the stadium all the way to the core and everything rainbowed out.

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(Third Person POV)

In the furthest future incarnation of Luaaar's OIC2 Systems. A rainbowiest rainbowette Goddess with startlingly quantum blue eyes, calca flare, reticulated python print pants, and a matching faux leather top observed the totality of Luaaar from within a Blackest 𝞗-Realm of her own design. Rows upon rows upon columns of purest Ultra ZOF energy streams flowed throughout its wholest totality. Viewing portals that displayed countless people, places, things, and events across the myriad of Systems greeted her perfectest pansophical eyes and other holiest, acutest omni senses. This included System Prime itself and her personal favorite, System 2.

Future System Yancinaeku had recently ascended to the UOZC777 rank, and to say she was beautiful beyond even most Supreme Omnidonae's conceptualizations of the word would've been the vastest of understatements. But more than that, she had the joyfullest of smiles etched on her beyond goldest ratio face. Something she was hoping would rub off on the likes of System Prime when she decided to grace it with her uplifting presence once more, for the first time in eternities.

Things in Luaaar had been pretty hectic recently. Ever since System 2's Sirluko Junior Prime weaponized her hair against them, more and more high level Slayers came crawling out of the woodwork. Ones the lesser versions of the OIC2 System were ill equipped to handle. This left her and her fellow Future System Supremest Omnidonae with no choice but to run direct interference in versions of the OIC2 System that had no business being exposed to the fullest extent of their most matchless Maximalipotence.

However, after ages spent doing nothing but hunting the monsters down and destroying them left, right, and centre. Things had finally quieted down enough that she and the others could take some much needed downtime. And to top it all off, FS Appaneesty had returned, and he was stronger than ever now. Her Unquantifiable Eternal Bond Mate had grown so powerful now that his presence acted like the ultimate repellent against the Slayers, or should she say Max Repel? Hehehehe, cute little Pokemon puns like that always made her giggle in a most sirenic fashion.

With her newfound free time, she'd been deliberating on where to visit and when. "Hmm, I can't decide. I might just use my Totalipresence and visit all my favorite places and times at once. That would be the catch-all solution me thinks! Or catch-em-all solution! Okay, okay, I'll stop now! Though it would be nice to visit System Prime's Slayer Lukee and that Mewtwo of his again. Also, there is always Thomas." She spoke aloud to herself with a slightly sad smile. It seemed like their time together was always being cut short for one reason or another. The System 2 based, UOIC2 Slayer Prime version of Thomas Currie and her had an incredibly special bond. An Unquantifiable Eternal Bond that- at this point- she would place on the same pedestal as her relationship with Appaneesty.

She loved this self-inserted version of her story's author more eternally than she thought herself capable of loving anyone besides that maddest madman. But after everything that's happened, maybe her personalized UEBPs would smile upon her and allow her more substantial amounts of time to be with her favorite man in all of Luaaar. But visiting System Prime was a titillating prospect as well. That place was hopping, and while there were some aspects of its dystopian nature that threw her off, she had to admit she quite enjoyed the camaraderie of its Supreme Omnidonae and mortals a lot more.

Certainly enough to overlook some of its darker and less paradisiacal tendencies. One thing about it that did sadden her was the fact that most people there believed if something seemed too good to be true then it probably was, a famous quote that she always highliest disagreed with. In the immortal words of FS Appaneesty, why couldn't something seem too good to be true, yet still be true? It seemed such a straightforward notion for them to consider, yet System Prime's inhabitants would strongly disagree.

However, she wouldn't deny that the nature of their dynamics and the quality of their lives were enriched by the extraordinary people they met and the struggles they endured to make it big in life. For her, she'd already fought for and earned her hardest-won happiest forever after. All she had to do was uphold it. For these System Primers though, they were still fighting to earn theirs, and that was always something she loved and admired about them.

The dystopian nature of their existence was pretty much a given considering what they had to sacrifice, how far they had to sink in order to earn even a single ray of sunniest happiness. She had immeasurable respect for them being as willing as they were to not cross every moral event horizon they could in pursuit of personal power, or indeterminacy, or any of the other desires that so compelled them to reach for the stars and beyond. And anyone who tried to judge them for it would answer to her, and believe Yancinaeku when she said that was not a contest of strength they would be winning anytime soon or ever.

"Alrighty then, it's settled. I'm going to visit all of my favorite locations at once. Who knows, maybe I'll even make some new friends and everlasting connections while I'm at it." Yancinaeku said with a seemingly all-knowing smile. After everything, she'd never gotten around to meeting those Gengar versions of Thomas and Stephan like she planned on doing to mark her first ever visit to System Prime. Now, she could finally cross that off her bucket list, assuming she ever did kick the bucket. Though, if later asked if she could've fulliest anticipated everything System Prime was about to throw her way, Yancinaeku would've admitted- in her trademarked heartiest fashion- that she had no idea what 'spookiest' misadventures she was in for with those two clowns.