Today I learned a lot. This morning it started to rain so we went underneath one of the giant mushrooms to keep ourselves from getting soaked. The rain is different from ours. It seems to be a bit sticky and viscous which explains why the river water splashed around differently since it is probably just a watered-down version of the rain, and the rain seemed to be an aphrodisiac. And since it was kinda sticky we had to use up the rest of our water washing it off our clothes so it wouldn't affect us too much.

We sat under there for a while when our radio came to life. Someone on the other end told us that there is a portal to our world in the palace of the ruler of this place. He told us the predicted coordinates on where to go and told us that once he got some more information from the other militias, they would make a plan to infiltrate the palace and escape. We asked him if he had any info that would be useful and he told us some things that were kinda useful. He said that this place is ruled by a queen, and the queen is one of the most magical mamano to exist. Well, that explains why she was able to teleport a town of soldiers into this place. We asked him if he knew anything else and he said that he didn't and he had to contact any other militia members. After that, the call ended.

We sat there for an hour waiting for the rain to stop when we heard a woman say something like "Why, if it isn't some peculiar guests." We all turned around to see a woman wearing a fancy suit and top hat. Hearts was about to grab his gun when Diamonds stopped him and said "Hi, what do you want?" She started talking about how she was having a tea party and we were allowed to join in and stuff like that. I noticed that she talked in a weird, fancy, confusing way. Maybe that's how they talked during the renaissance. When she was telling us about the tea party these other mamano showed up. There were about a dozen of them and none of them looked like soldiers. Diamonds must've come to the conclusion that they were civilians and that we shouldn't shoot them, so he played along with the idea and accepted the invitation without consulting us.

I was freaking out because I was gonna have to eat and talk with the mamano which was something I didn't want to ever do. They led us to this table which we sat down at and they served us drinks and food. I was sitting next to Clubs and this mamano that looked like a mouse while Hearts was trying to keep himself from doing something bad, and Diamonds was making small talk with the mamano. The mamano at the table were these women who were dressed like the one I described earlier, the mouse looking ones, those pink winged ones, and these rabbit ones.

I felt like this was something I've seen before and after a couple of minutes, I put 2 and 2 together. We were in Wonderland. The top hat wearing ones were mad hatters, and the rabbit ones were hares. I didn't recognize the other ones because I don't remember seeing them in the movie I watched a few years ago. Since we were in Wonderland that meant that the ruler was The Queen Of Hearts, and the card women were trumparts I think. I also remembered food from the movie causing people to shrink and grow so I wasn't gonna be drinking or eating anything that was served. Clubs was gonna take a sip of tea and I had to do something to stop him without making me look suspicious so I fake coughed and raised my arm to cover my mouth, and when doing so I elbowed his arm causing him to spill the tea. I apologized like it was an accident and he got a refill, but because I kicked his foot from underneath the table, and I spilled his tea, after he got the refill I think he got the point that the tea should not be drank.

I sat there not saying anything for a few minutes before I got an idea to get some information out of the mamano that was there. I asked the hostess of the tea party about why the mamano are taking over our world, and this is basically what I got out of it. The mamano are invading our world to balance things out since men were in short supply, and over the last 700 years in The Monster World, The Demon Lord was able to make mamano birth men, but the ratio between men and mamano was around 1/40, so it was gonna be a long time before things were balanced again. So The Demon Lord found out how to make portals to our world, all so she could take a bunch of men to balance things out faster, and so The Demon Lord could have a new world for her to do what she wanted with.

The Demon Lord let The Queen Of Hearts teleport people into Wonderland if a big ass group of people would not be deemed as worth it, or would be deemed as too much of a threat. And since the Queen is magical as hell, and the trumparts are also magical as hell, they would be easily captured and given to those who want a husband. I can't fucking believe that my theory about this whole thing was correct, I am a goddamn prophet. I asked them about why Wonderland doesn't have modern technology, and I was basically told that it would not be as useful since magic is more powerful than guns, and using magic with guns doesn't really work as well as using magic with something like a sword. She also said that they don't see a need for electricity and vehicles since magic can be used as a replacement for electricity, and couples of wonderland can teleport around the place.

I was gonna ask some more questions but we were interrupted by a group of trumpart soldiers. We got up and started to run off while being chased by the group of soldiers. We ran for a while until we reached a waterfall. We stopped at it, cornered by the trumpart soldiers, and they were telling us to drop our weapons and come quietly for interrogation and torture. When I heard that I jumped off the waterfall, and my friends followed me. It hurt like hell and it was pretty damn cold, but we swam to shore and ran off. Any trumparts that jumped off were shot by Hearts so they stopped following us. We ran away from that spot for an hour before we stopped for a rest. None of us knew how they found us since the rain should've covered our tracks, and the distance we put between us and them yesterday should've knocked them off of us.

We set up camp and under a cluster of trees to keep the rain from soaking us more than we already were, and we managed to get a fire started to help keep us from freezing. Hearts is really pissed off and Diamonds has been trying to calm him down, all while Clubs has just been sitting in silence not doing anything. I don't know where we are, but at the very least the radio survived, so that's good. That's about it, I'm just gonna try to fall asleep, later.