The Old Man Was Sitting On Yellow Hiperion Case And Was Trying To Sink All Of This In
"So...Let Me Get This Straight..."Said The Old Man"This Planet Is Pandora?"
"Yup."Said Claptrap"This Place Is Also Filled With Bandits, Pyschos, And Even Badass Mutants!"
"Not To Mention A Villian Who Calls Him..."Handsome Jack".Said Zer0
"Dude's Fucking Crazy"Said Maya
"Oh God...I Thought Facing DIO Was Bad Enough. Not To Mention Facing The Pillar Men..."Said The Old Man"Anyway, Now That You Told Me Everything...My Name Is Joesph Joestar. You Guys?"
"I'm Rick"
"Names Maya."
"Name's Claptrap"
"I'm Ash"
"My Name Is Deila Sir."
Zer0s Helmet Made A 0
"Why Is Your Helment Glowing?"Joesph Asked
"That Is My Name."Zer0 Said
"Your Name Is Actaully Zero?"Asked Joesph
"zer0. The o Is Replaced With A 0."Said Zer0
"Why's That?"Asked Joepsh
"Don't Bother Asking. It Will Make Your Head Spin."Said Maya
Then Ash Opens A Chest And There Was A Shotgun And Some Ammo
"Anyone Gonna Take It?"Ash Asked
"Not My Style"Said Maya
"I Can't Use Guns Dear..."Deila Said
"I'm Good."Said Rick Who Pulled Out His Laser Pistol
"The Shotgun Design Does Not Fit Me."Said Zer0
"I'll Take It."Said Joepsh"I Used A Tommygun Back In My Days."
Joesph Then Grabs The Shotgun And Loads Up The Gun And Takes The Ammo
"Alright, We Have Some Friends To Find...Let's Go!"Said Joepsh While Running Off
The Other Vault Hunters(And Claptrap)Ran Off To See Who Can Fix Claptraps Eye Then They Heard A Voice Coming From A Boombox
"Attention All Citizens Of Pandora! This Is Handsome Jack! Offering A Million Bucks To Whoever Can Kill The Vault Hunters."Said The Voice
"What If This Guy Has A Pizza Face?"Ash Asked
Then Gunshots Were Heard And Zer0 Heard Where It Was Coming From And Runs Up The Direction Of Where It Came From
"Hey! Where Are You Going?!"Joesph Joestar Asked And Follows Zero
The Other Vault Hunters Saw Where It Was Coming From. The Bandits Were Firing At A House And 3 People Who Are Trying To Defend Themselves...Joesph Reconized One Of Them
"JOTARO!"Joepsh Yelled
"Misty!"Ash Yelled And Runs Towards The Bandits And Kills Them
"Hey! Minion! What's Going On?! I Can't See!"Claptrap Said Which Made Someone Cringe
Meanwhile In The House A Edgy Teen, A Gym Leader, And A Cowboy Were Trying To Defend The House With Revolvers And A Sniper
"Oh Great! First Captian Flynts Army Attacked Us, Now Claptrap Shows Up! Could This Day Get Any Worse?"Said The Cowboy
"Yare Yare"Said The Edgy Teen"Let Me Handle This."
Then The Edgy Teen Got Up And Jumps Of The Building And Then Brought Out His Buff Spirit
"ORA!"Said The Buff Ghost Who Punched A Bandit
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The Bandits Were Defeated In Less Than 5.7 Seconds Then It Dissapeared...However, Only 1 Person Saw The Buff Spirit.
"JOTARO! YOUR ALIVE!"Said An Old Man Who Was Holding A Shotgun
The Edgy Teen Turned Around To See His Grandfather.
"Jiji. Thank God Ya Made Out Alive."Said Jotaro Who Walked Up To Him"Where Are We? So Far This Place Is Filled With Murders."
"EH?! This Place Is Filled With Killers?!"Said The Old Man
"Yare Yare...So You Just Got Here Huh?"Jotaro Asked
"W-Wait! Where Is Kakyoin And Polnareff? What About Iggy?"The Old Man Asked
"Iggy Went To Find The Others...Not Sure Where Polnareff And Kakyoin Went."Said Jotaro
"Damn...Look's Like We're Stranded. Not To Mention We We're Lost In More Ways Than One."Joesph Said
"Gee...Ya Might Need To Change Your Attitude."Ash Said
"Huh? What Are You Gonna Do About It KId?"Jotaro Asked
"Jesus...I'm 17 Ya Know. And Judging By Your Tone And Attidude...I Say Your The Same Age As Me."
Then Jotaro Grabbed Ash And Punched Him In The Face Which Causes Ash To Fall
"ASH!"Deila Said
"Ugh...Why The Hell Did You-"Ash Was About To Pull Out His Gun But Deila Grabs His Arm And Calms Him Down
"...Only Avdol Can Judge My Own Tone...And He's Dead..."Said Jotaro Was Having A Bit Of A Breakdown
(A/N-Trust Me. It Will Get Worse Later On.)
"Calm Down, Jotaro...Sorry About My Grandson...We Just Got Back From Eygpt...A Friend Of Ours Died..."Said The Old Man"His Name Was Muhammed Avdol. He Was A Great Friend Of Mine."
"Oh...I...I'm Sorry ...I Didn't-"Ash Was About To Speak
"It's Okay...You Guys Don't Know What Happened In Egpyt...Except For The Sciantist, He Knew About SOME History."Said Joseph
"Not As Much As Your Mom. ZING"Said Rick
"HAH! Good One Minion!"Said Claptrap
"That Dude Got It."Said Rick
"DAMN YOU! LISA LISA IS A SKILLED FIGHTER!"Said Joesph
"Yare Yare...Your Talking About Grandma Lisa Lisa Again Jiji?"Jotaro Asked"Last Time That Happened, We Almost Got Kicked Out Of India...But...Who Are You Guys?"
"My Name Is Ash. This Is My Mother Deila"Said Ash
"Good Day Sir"Said Deila
"Yare Yare...Another Bitch."Said Jotaro
"WHAT DID YOU CALL MY MOTHER?!"Ash Yelled
"Calm Down ! Jotaro, Stop Calling Ever Woman A Bitch!"Said Joesph
"Tch."Jotaro Said
"I'm Maya. This Is Zer0"Said Maya
"Greetings."Said Zer0 Who Bowed
"Your Suit Does Look Cool. I'll Admit. I'm Pretty Sure You And Polnareff Will Get Along."Jotaro Said
"Hello Good Sir! I Am Claptrap! I Am The One Who Will Bring You All To Sancurary!"Claptrap Said To...Nowhere...Because He's Blind.
"Uh, We're Right Here."Said Zer0
"Yo! Hammerlock! Ya Mind If Ya Fix My Eye?"Claptrap Asked
"Well, I Owe Him A Favor Now Huh? Alright, Let Claptrap Go First."Hammerlock Said
"Hah! I Knew Hammerlock Would Come Arround Eventully, We're Like 2 Peas In A Pod! 2 Bullets In A Mag! 2 Midgets Who Fell Into A Black Hole!"Said Claptrap Before Getting Electrocuted
...
"OH! MAH! GOOOOOOOOD! W-What Happened?! H-He Got Electrocuted!"Joepsh Screamed
"Yare Yare..."Said Jotaro"Hammerlock Found Claptrap Annoying..."
Then The Metal Cowboy Walked Out Along With The Water Gym Leader
"Hello Vault Hunters. I Am Sir Hammerlock!"Said The Cowboy Who Salutes Them
SIR
Hammerlock
"At Your Service."Said Hammerlock"Sorry About The Defense Systems. Captain Flynts Army Has Been Rough On Us Lately."
Hammerlock Turns Off The Defense Systems And Lets The Others In
"MISTY!"Ash Runs Up To Her And Hugs Misty
"Oh Ash! I'm Glad Your Alright!"Said Misty
"I See That You Two Know Each Other. As For The Others, I Can See Your Heading To Sancturary?"Hammerlock Asked
"Who The Hell Told You That?"Asked Rick
"I'm Actaully Heading There Myself."Said Hammerlock Who Went Up To Claptrap."Ah, I See The Damage. Now Please. Hand Me The Eye"
Joesph Joestar Gives Him The Eye And Hammerlock Repairs Claptrap And His Eye And Claptrap Gets Back Up
"I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"Claptrap Said
"Oh God, He's Talking Again."Hammerlock Said
"Minion! I See You Guys Look More Ugly Than I Thought."Said Claptrap
"Eh, Kinda Deserved It."Said Rick
"Did You Call My SON UGLY?!"Deila Asked
"Forgive Claptrap. He Is Always Like This."Said Zer0
Then Rick Noticed A Radio And Goes Up To It Then Takes It Apart
"GAH! WHAT IN HELLS NAME ARE YOU DOING?!"Hammerlock Yelled
"Hacking This Dumb Radio. Give Me More Than Half A Hour."Rick Said"Trust Me, It Will Be Worth It."
"Your Hacking A Radio?"Claptrap Asked
"Don't Question My Fucking Logic."Rick Said Who Got The Radio Working Again And Then They Heard A Voice
"Hello? Is Anyone Here?"Said A Voice
"Hey Jerry, It's Rick. Listen, Me And Morty Almost Got Killed By A Fucking Multiverse Mine."Said Rick
"A What?"Jerry Asked Confusingly
"A Multiverse Mine Jerry. What? I-Is The Earwax Getting To You Again?"Rick Asked
"Where The Hell Are You Guys?"Jerry Asked
"In Hell."Rick Said
"This Is Pandora. It's Worse Tha-"Zer0 Was About To Explain
"Shut Up."Said Rick
"Your In Hell?!"Jerry Asked
"Later Brah"Rick Said Chaning The Raido Dail To Hear A Voice
"HELLO?! IS ANYONE THERE?! MY NAME IS FRISK DREEMUR! ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND ARE TAKING HEAVY FIRE! THERE IS A BOY INJURIED AS WELL! HE WAS SHOT IN THE CHEST! PLEASE SEND HELP!"
"Ugh...That's No Mooooon..."
"MORTY!"Rick Said"Okay, Forget Taking A Fucking Nap! My Grandson Is Fucking Out There And He's Bleeding To Death!"
Rick Then Runs Off
"Yare Yare Daze..."Said Jotaro Who Was Running Where Rick Was Running Off Too
"JOTARO! WAIT!"Said Joepsh Who Catches Up With His Grandson
"I Suggest We Follow Them."Zer0 Said
The Others Went After Rick, Jotaro, And Joesph. Claptrap Also Follows Them And Sees What's Going On.
"Woah!"Ash Said"Look's Like It's More Than Just A Gang."
"Yeah, It's A Fucking Mafia."Said Rick
Then Rick Saw Morty Who Was Badily Hurt And Was Taking Cover
"MORTY!"Said Rick Who Went Up To Morty And Pulls Out A Suringe And Injects Morty With Some Werid Liquid That Instantly Heals Him
"OH GOD! I'M UP! I'M UP! I'M Not Watching Por-R-Rick?! Oh Thank God! W-W-We Need To Get Out Of Here!"Morty Said While Panicing
"Yeah, No Duh."Rick Said While Pulling Out His Portal Gun But It Was Sadily Shot"Oh Come On!"
A Bandit Shot The Portal Gun And Was Pointing A Gun At Rick's Head But Was Suddenly Stabbed And Falls To His Knees...And Zer0 Appeared
"Minions! What Have You Done! These Guys Have Lives! Families! And Ah! I'm Just Joking! Screw Those Guys!" Claptrap Said
"Did You Just Try To Make Us Feel Bad?"Ash Asked
"Oh, Sorry."Claptrap Said And Then Someone Picks Up And Takes Him Hostage"GAH! NO! PLEASE! I AM TOO HANDSOME TO DIE! I AM THE LAST OF MY OWN KIND!"
"NO ONE MOVE! OR THE ROBOT GETS IT!"Said A Woman In Her Mid 20's In A Green Stripe Sweater
"Yare Yare...You Upset Bitch?"Said Jotaro Who Was Reday To Bring Out His Stand
"W-Wait! Stop! T-They Saved Our Lives!"Said Morty"One Of Them Is My Grandpa."
"Yo"Said Rick
"He Is Our One Way Ticket Out!"Said Morty"...I-If The Portal Gun Was Working"
...
"Oh...Sorry."Said The Woman Who Drops Claptrap On The Ground
"Gah! PROTECT ME SQUAAAAAAARE!"Said Claptrap Who Hides Behind Zer0
"Uh, Who Are You Supposed To Be?"Maya Asked
"Judging By The Knife, She Might Be An Assassin."Said Zer0
"Eh? She's Not A Stand User?"Jotaro Asked
"Jotaro. Not Everyone Is A Stand User..."Joesph Said
"Well...Let's Just Say If You Mess With Me...There Is NO Turning Back..."Said Chara Who Made A Face Which Creeps Everyone Out...Except For Rick
"Dumb"Said Rick
"Chara! I Told You Not To Make That Face Again!"Said A Woman Who Looks Like Chara But With Darker Hair And Wears A Purple Stripe Sweater
"O-Oh. Sorry Babe. Didn't Mean To Scare Ya."Said Chara
"OH GOD! CLONES! WHICH IS WHICH?! KILL ONE OF THEM! KILL BOTH OF THEM IF YOU HAVE TOO! PROTECT MEEEEEEEE!"Said Claptrap Who Was Panicing
"They're Not Clones!"Said Maya
"If One Of Them WERE A Clone, They Would TRY To Kill Each Other."Zer0 Said
"I'm Her Sister/Girlfriend"Said The Woman
"W-Wait What?"Morty Asked
"O-Oh"Deila Said While Blushing A Bit
"Ugh, Gross! I Mean I'm All In For Freedom Of Speech, But This Is Something I Will NOT Touch With A 50 Foot Pole."Said Rick Who Was Grossed Out.
...
...
"What? Is This Grossing You Out Or S-We're Gonna Have Long Talk About This Are We?"Rick Asked
"YES"Frisk And Chara Said
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!"Said Rick