WINGS OF FIRE: THE TALK SHOW!™ EPISODE 4!

"TuRtLe, I dOn'T fEeL sO gOoD..." Peril moaned, standing up from her chair.

"Probably cause you've been spinning non-stop since we got here." Turtle muttered under his breath. "SHOW TIME, FOLKS!" Bigtoes screamed, banging the gong.

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"Heelo, and welcome back ta the Wings of Fire: The Talk Show!™" Turtle shouted, handing Peril a water bottle. Peril got sick on the floor. "I will be hosting this with your camera dragon today, because Peril-" He was cut off by Peril being rushed out of the room on a stretcher. "She's gonna blow!" One of the doctors screamed. An mysterious explosion went off outside.

"Because Peril is busy." Bigtoes finished. "Today's guests are... Glory and Deathbringer for the first part, Morrowseer, Kinkajou and Jambu for the second!"

(Did you know that Jambu's autocorrect is Hamburger?!)

"Hello, hello!" Deathbringer said, blowing kisses at the dragonesses in the crowd. One in particular threw up, because Deathbringer flirting when he's so obviously with Glory is disgusting. Glory smacked her bodyguard's arm, and then sat down. Deathbringer, rubbing his arm, sat down next to her. "First question! Do you guys know that pretty everyone in the fandom ships you? Cause seriously, you guys are awesome together!" Bigtoes asked, grinning as his Queen sputtered angrily. Deathbringer smirked at Glory. "I knew." Glory said, struggling with her sudden urge to strangle Bigtoes. "Tsunami told me."

"I didn't know." Deathbringer said, thinking nervously of his search history of Glorybringer fanfictions.

"Question two! Glory, what is it like being Queen?" Turtle asked, grinning.

"Interesting." Glory said. "And stressful."

"Deathbringer, do you enjoy being Glory's bodyguard?" Bigtoes asked curiously.

"Yes." The NightWing admitted. Glory hit him over the head with her tail. "What! It gives me an excuse to throw those crabby NightWings off of trees!" Glory shrugged.

"You throw them off of trees...?" Turtle muttered, staring at the pair.

"Question four! Do you enjoy each others company?" Bigtoes asked, grinning.

"Yes." Deathbringer and Glory admitted at the same time. They glared at each other.

"Well, we won't keep you any longer!" Turtle said cheerfully. "And now an ad from our sponsors!"

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"Welcome back! Now we have Morrowseer, Kinkajou and Jambu!" Bigtoes screamed gleefully. Turtle rolled his eyes, and nodded to their guests.

"First question. Jambu, Kinkajou, did you know that some people ship you on the forum?" Turtle asked, turning scarlet with rage. "BIGTOES, WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS AFTER THE SHOW." Bigtoes just giggled, spinning in his chair.

"Ignore everything thing he says, he chugged like six cups of coffee during the add break." Turtle explained.

"They ship me with someone...?" Jambu asked weakly, staring through teary eyes at Turtle.

"EWWW!" Kinkajou screeched. "HE'S LIKE, A MILLION YEARS OLDER THAN ME."

"Hey! I'm only three years older then you!" Jambu yelped, giving Kinkajou an offended look. "Oh wait, are we on tv?" Turtle nodded.

"HI GLORY!" Kinkajou screamed launching herself from her chair at the camera.

"BYE EVERYONE SEE YOU NEXT TIME!" Bigtoes screamed, throwing Kinkajou into the Hole Of Death.

As the show faded into the credits, the audience heard Morrowseer complain; "I didn't get to answer any questions. I'm calling my lawyer."

A/N

I will no longer be having questions of the day, or taking suggestions, because interactive stories are against site guidelines. I will however still be posting this story. I will use all characters suggested.

-GloriousMagicDeathSpit