ACT 5
MY FATHER…
My father…
Father…
"So, you died?" said a voice.
Bandana Dee looked up and saw nothing but a pure, bright white expanse. He looked down at the green sock clenched tightly in his fists. The sight of such an abomination of laundry made his stomach churn. He silently cursed into the fabric and wept bitter manly tears.
"Weep not, child…" said the voice again.
"I must lament…" sobbed Dee. "My duty to life is achieved and it was abysmal. What a cruel irony…"
"Irony is totes bogus," said the voice. "I'm going to give you another chance to atone for other's wrongdoings. But in exchange, I need you to promise me…"
Dee fit the sock over his Bandana'd scalp. "What must I swear?"
"Swear fealty to mayonnaise," said the voice slowly as it faded from all angles.
"Dartmouth…" mumbled Dee. He then saw the bright whiteness fade as well. He was going home again.
Meanwhile…
"Man, this is like the time I had to break into that 12-pack of Reese's…" said Meta Knight with stern recollections.
Galacta Knight did ouching pains to Kine with his lance. It was like watching robotic fish vs. the Terminator.
"Huh… This reminds me of the time I had to get an appendectomy in that Manchester deli…" said Meta Knight with more astute observances.
Kine charged a laser blast that tore a hole through Galacta Knight's left wing. As if by beautiful magic, the wing was repaired in an instant. This was one heck of a battle.
"Sheesh! This is worse than the time I walked into Primark while wearing those jeans I got from the Gap…" said Meta Knight, realising he had run out of excuses to assign adjectives to his boring life.
"You are disowned from my vision," said Galacta Knight intimidatingly. "Now fall like a fish being breaded and devoured by the dark heavens…"
"No!" cried Kine as his robotic flippers exploded due to Galacta Knight's sheer charisma. It was totally becoming the end of the world as we know it and no one felt fine.
"What tragedy!" Meta Knight called with his mic turned up to the highest setting. Now the world really knew with their ears and their eyes.
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