Authors Note: okay first off I would like to thank Wolvenstrom for beta reading this chapter. Second, as you can probably see, I now have a cover for this story which depicts Lincoln as he looks in the story, along with Lyle Loud, the image was made for me by the talented JFMstudios on deviantart, well enjoy this chapter.
A large van going well over the speed limit was racing towards Royal Woods. The occupants of said van happened to be Lori and Bobby Santiago, Ronnie Anne, and Sid. "Uh babe, I know I've said this like eight times already, but do you think you could slow down please"
"And as we've said multiple times, listen to your dang husband!" Ronnie Anne said as she and Sid were gripping their seats so tight that their nails had punctured the upholstery.
"Bobby, my little brother, who I haven't seen in over 10 years, is back, and I am not going to pass up the opportunity to see him again to make amends for being such a horrible sister to him, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!"
"*gulp* yes dear" Ronnie Anne groaned at her brother while Sid made a quiet whip cracking sound.
Finally, the van came to a screeching halt in front of Lori's childhood home which caught everyone in the house's attention. Lily went to the front door and opened it to see Lori exiting the van and quickly making her way to the house "hey Lori how are-" Lily was cut off as Lori pushed her aside
"Where's Lincoln!?" she asked, completely oblivious to the fact that there were multiple people present. She then spotted a white-haired man sitting in the dining room. Lincoln had finished telling Lily and Lyle about the sister fight protocol when Lori had arrived. Standing up, the two looked at each other. Lori froze for a moment to process that her little brother wasn't so little anymore "hey Lori" he said casually before she shouted his name and threw herself at him, coiling her arms as much around his middle as she could embracing him in a tight hug.
Bobby, Ronnie Anne, and Sid then entered the house, giving Lily a proper greeting as they did. The new arrivals were absolutely stunned at Lincoln's appearance "ho-lee Hercules" Sid said with Ronnie Anne nodding slowly.
"Lincoln I-"
"Deyap up up, Lucy already said the same thing about being a bad sister, and I'll tell you what I told her, I forgive you"
"R-Really?"
"Yeah…" he then spotted the rest of the new arrivals. Lincoln broke out of Lori's embrace and moved over to them "hey Bobby, long time" he greeted while sticking out his hand which Bobby grabbed
"Hey litt-um dude. It really has , if it wasn't for the white hair and chipped tooth, I wouldn't even recognize you. Have you been working out ever since you left?"
He made the 'ehh' gesture "Kinda, and congratulations on marrying Lori"
"Thanks, bro…I can still call you that right?"
"Of course" Lincoln then turned to look at the other two adults. This Ronnie Anne and Sid basically looked like thin versions of his girlfriends. Sid being especially svelte while Ronnie was far more athletic. Before he could say anything, someone beat him to it.
"So, you're my counterpart" the two girls turned and jumped back in surprise at the sight of the very heavy bottomed Ronnie Anne who had her hands on her extremely wide hips "kinda scrawny, even for someone from this dimension"
"WHAT THE HELL?!" thin Ronnie Anne exclaimed in shock "you're the version of me from the dimension Lincoln was in?!"
"No. I'm Kim Kardashian's long-lost triplet sisters. I just ate the other one" the thicc Ronnie Anne said before she noticed Bobby looking at her in surprise "what? You gonna make some crack about how disgusting I am?!" she snapped, surprising him.
"N-No I wasn't going to say anything," Bobby said while waving his hand's defensive, not wanting to anger this Ronnie Anne, if her temper was anything like his little sister.
"Pfft yeah right, as if you would even think someone-"
"Ronnie" Lincoln interjected firmly, making her look at him "I know this Bobby, and I know for a fact that he is nothing like your brother at all" Lincoln then looked at Bobby "her version of you is an assh... *realises kids are present* a very big jerk who doesn't like fat people, and ever since he insulted the two of us for being together, she hasn't seen or spoken to him in years"
"Were you going to say asshole?" Lyle asked innocently, Lincoln frowned
"Lynn doesn't have a filter" Lily stated, making Lincoln's frown deepen
"Wait you two are together?!" both Lori and thin Ronnie Anne asked in union
"Yeah," the two young adults said in union before Lincoln bent down and the two gave each other a quick kiss
"Hey, you'd better give us some of that as well stud" the new arrivals turned and fell over in shock as they saw the 1800lbs Sid.
"..." The tall slender Chang takes a moment to reboot and closes her jaw "Is that supposed to be me?!" Sid exclaimed
"Hiya, Nice to meet me," fat Sid said making her and despite the shock, her thin counterpart laughed.
Fat Sid then bent over making her massive belly spread out on the floor even more and extended her fat covered hand out to her rail-thin counterpart. Thin Sid then grabbed her counterpart's hand and was yanked straight back onto her feet and onto Fat Sid. Then Sid's eyes widened before she wrapped her arms and then her legs around as much of her counterpart as she could "oh god you so big, soft and squishy" she said as she squeezed "Ronnie you gotta try this. It's like a beanbag or a waterbed with a built-in seat warmer.". Thin Sid was then grabbed by her collar and yanked off, before being tossed to the ground. Looking up, she saw a frowning Thin Ronnie Anne looming over her
"Sid. Have some self-control" she said before turning back to the massive girl only to see that she was now joined by 2 other girls, and froze. She recognized one of the girls as Lucy's counterpart, but the one that made her do a double, triple and suptuple take was the tallest woman. The tallest person she'd ever seen in her life. A real life amazon attached to what her brain at first tried to rationalise as a couple of yoga balls before she was forced to admit to reality that it was a literally colossal pair of breasts, she didn't even recognise this girl at all.
"Guys…" Lincoln started as he moved around to the girls "these lovely ladies are my girlfriends as well"
"Wait you have FOUR girlfriends?!" Lori exclaimed
"Yep," Lincoln said proudly
"And one of them is your sister?" thin Ronnie Anne questioned
"Technically"
"Lincoln, how can you be in a relationship with your sister!" Lori exclaimed
"Well, you see Lori, when two people like each other a lot-"
"You know what I mean!"
He shrugs, he knew he had to keep repeating himself, but it didn't mean he liked it. He held up his fingers and counted it off "Cause incest defects don't exist over here. Polygamy is legal and accepted, and most important of all, despite looking like my sister I'm not anymore blood related to this version of Lucy than you are to Bobby." He puts an arm around Lucy. "In fact, Lucy was the first girl I got together with"
"Hey lame-o" Lincoln rolled his eyes at that nickname before turning to thin Ronnie Anne "how in the world is that blob even alive? Let alone being able to walk. And how is Tittanous able to stand up straight with breasts that big? That has to be like a hundred pounds of chest fat." she asked
"Two hundred" Stella corrected.
Round two. "Back home being fat isn't unhealthy, in fact big is actually considered beautiful. As long as you can walk and take care of yourself the bigger the better. Lori. Lori from back home is fourteen hundred pounds and used to be considered the hottest girl in Michigan..." Lori shuddered at the memory of the blob with her face "...until Sid grew up and took her place." They whipped back around to look at Sid. who looked smug and flipped her hair to the side "And as to how Stella can stand up, well like any well-endowed girl, her back muscles are probably stronger than mine...with a 'little' hep from Leni" Lincoln explained. The girls looked at the Filipina. She had to be carrying at least two hundred pounds of mammary gland. If it was muscle alone they really didn't want to see the workout she needed for it.
Thin Sid turned to her fat counterpart "sooo, just to clarify; their is 'no' downside to being fat, your actually seen as hotter and sexier the fatter you get, and you're in a loving relationship with that walking slab of muscle?" she asked
"Yep" Fat Sid replied with a nod
"Where do I sign up?"
"SID?!" Thin Ronnie Anne and Lori snapped
"What? That sounds like heaven. Don't tell me you're not at least considering it?"
"No, because I don't want to end up like tank ass there!" she said causing both Lyle and Lily to laugh.
"Hey Linc" Lincoln turned and saw Justin with Lucy holding onto his arm "great news, Lucy gave me a job at her landscaping business, starting tomorrow"
"That is great news, thanks Luc"
"No problem *tightens her grip on Justin's arm* no problem at all"
"So you're this dimensions versions of Ronnie and Sid, yeesh, you look like you'd get carried off by a strong breeze" Justin said
"And you are?" Thin Ronnie Anne asked flatly
"I'm Justin, Lincoln and Lucy's cousin, once removed"
"He's aunt Ruth's son" Lincoln and Lucy Lard said in union
"That toad had a kid?" Lori said flatly
"My mom skipped out on the ugly gene in my world" Justin explained
"Oh and Lincoln, sorry about earlier, Justin told me how you two aren't 'sibling' siblings," Lucy Loud said
"It's fine, It was kind of dumb of me not to expect that reaction" Lincoln replied
"Why, what happened?" Lori asked concerned
"Basically when I told her that my Lucy...y'know." He gestured and she understood "she ran to the kitchen and threw up" Lincoln explained
"Which is something we won't be having for a while" Fat Sid quipped before crossing her arms and frowning.
"Hey Wincoln, Weni made-whaa!" *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* everyone winced as Lola landed at the bottom of the stairs with a slight groan
"Lola! You alright?!" Lincoln exclaimed, Lola shook her head and got back to her feet
"I'm okay!" she replied as if she hadn't just tumbled down the stairs grabbing the clothes she had been carrying she presented them to Lincoln "here, Weni made you these," she said as she presented to him an orange shirt, jeans, socks, and boxers.
"Thank you Lola," Lincoln said
"She also made this for me," she said while showing off the pink shirt she now wore that had a puppy dog pattern sewn into the front as well as the stretch jean's she now wore
"It looks so cute on you Lola" Lola blushed at this and giggled
"Any word on when we're getting the rest of our clothes?" Justin asked
"Oh, they're alweady made. Weni is just putting patterns on them"
"What?! Forget patterns, I'm getting my clothes and having a shower" he said and he headed upstairs. Lola then turned and saw the thin versions of Lori, Ronnie Anne, and Sid
"Hey guys, thin Wori Wonnie and Sid awe hewa!" she called out
"Dude, what is wrong with you" thin Ronnie asked
"For your information, she was hit by a truck when she was three" fat Ronnie stated and Lola lifted up her fringe to reveal an ugly scar that sat just below her hairline and stretched from one side of her forehead to the other. Before thin Ronnie could apologize large versions of the Loud sisters, minus Luan and Maggie, came from all directions with a portal opening up at the bottom of the stairs allowing the girls to skip the stairs. A look of disgust came across both Lori and thin Ronnie Anne's faces as they saw the large group of extremely obese girls came from all directions, the fact that most of them had severe cases of bedhead didn't help with their appearance.
"My god I didn't think you lot could possibly get any fatter, but here you are" Lori said
"Thanks" nearly all of them replied, stunning Lori.
"Oh right." She remembered the Adam's family style logic over there. Regaining her composure Lori continued "so it this everyone?" she asked
"No, Maggie and Luan are still out in the emergency house"
"What's an emergency house?" thin Sid asked
"And who's Maggie? Another cousin we don't have?" Lori asked
"In order; an emergency house is a transportable house that my Lisa made that has a bed, a shower, a food maker, and a computer in case you get lost or are in some kind of trouble. As for who Maggie is, she's Luan's wife" Lincoln explained
"WIFE?!" Lori, Bobby, thin Ronnie Anne and thin Sid exclaimed in union.
"Yeah, she's bi like Luna" Lincoln added with Luna wrapping an arm as best she could around Sam. This was surprising to the new arrivals, throughout the whole time they had known Luan, they had never seen her once give any kind of indication that she was into girls at all
"That must be another difference between your Luan and our Luan" Leni Lard stated before Leni Loud came downstairs holding what looked like a heap of bed sheets.
"Hey guys, I finished your clothes, sorry it took so long, I normally have people make them for me" she explained as she began handing out clothes to everyone
"Uh Leni, you just made a set of clothing for all of us in under 2 hours, that is BEYOND fantastic, you should be very proud of yourself," Lincoln said with the rest of the Lard girls agreeing, making Leni blush at the high praise. "Sam, Lucy, and I will have showers upstairs, the rest of you will have to use the emergency house shower," Lincoln said making everyone nod in agreement before they went off in different directions.
"Bunch of slobs" Lori muttered
"What was that?" Lincoln asked
"N-nothing" Lori replied quickly as Lincoln walked up to her. When he was standing right in front of her, Lori now realized the height difference between them. Lori had always known she wouldn't be the 'big sister' with senior privilege forever, but in her mind, Lincoln had remained this little kid who still looked up to his big sis. Now he was this giant of a man and was really intimidating, especially with the look he was giving her.
Not wanting his wife to get hurt, Bobby put his arm between the two and moved Lori back before getting between them "look Lincoln I think we've restarted on the wrong foot, why don't we start again, without the negativity" he finished sharply while casting a glance at the 3 women behind him.
"I think that would be best" Lincoln said firmly before smiling "though you've definitely made a good reintroduction"
"Thanks"
"Hey Lori"
Lori looked down and beamed as she saw Lyle "hey there, how's my favourite little brother?" she asked
"Good, is it true that you and Leni put the house on lockdown because you both bought the same dress?" Lori's smile vanished at that
"*sigh* yes we did"
"That's so stupid" He said with the straight forward tone all young kids had.
"Yes, when I look back on it, it really was stupid…though Lincoln was the one who escalated the whole thing"
"Unintentionally." Lily added pointedly "plus all of you neglected to even tell him about it or even how it works. Heck, after hearing what happened even I can't make heads or tails of how that protocol worked or even could have worked" Lily added
"Yes, I admit that it wasn't thought out the best"
"And why did you kick Lincoln out of the house when you thought he was bad-"
"DON'T finish that sentence, Lyle. That is something I have always regretted and will never forgive myself for"
"If I recall correctly, you girls, as well as your parents, were only apologetic for 2 days then everything went back to normal as if you never kicked me out and got rid of all of my things"
"Well, we didn't get rid of ALL of your things," Leni Loud said, ashamed at what she had taken part in
"The only thing of mine you didn't get rid of was Bun-Bun which you thankfully kept from being sold or tossed out because you knew it was my most prized possession"
"What's Bun-Bun?" Lyle asked
"My first and favourite toy" Lincoln replied proudly
"So, what do you do for work?" Lori asked
"I write and illustrate Ace Savvy comics"
"You write Ace Savvy comics?!" Lily and Lyle said in union with stars in their eyes
"Yep, took over from Bill Buck himself."
"That's fantastic Lincoln, being a comic book writer was your dream, wasn't it?" Lori questioned
"Yes, it was"
"I remember that you were a really good artist"
"Yes, drawing was my TALENT, wasn't it Lucy?" he said while casting a glance at the Loud girl, making her shrink back in shame. "So, your mum said that you now have 5 kids?"
"Yep" Lori patted her stomach "with more to come in the future"
"So you and Bobby have decided to get into the family business?"
"Sorta"
"You plan on having five or more kids?"
"Probably"
"Word of advice, don't have so many kids that your budget can't support them, remember the money troubles we used to have?" Lori opened her mouth to reply, but nothing came out
"The hunk has a point Lori" Thin Sid said, Lori looked at Bobby, who shrugged
"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it" Bobby replied
After a while, everyone had showered and had gotten changed into their new clothes, during this time Lynn Sr had returned home with a large number of toiletries for the interdimensional travellers. Also during this time, Lincoln had chatted with Lori, Leni Loud, Lucy Loud, thin Ronnie Anne, thin Sid, and Bobby about his life and the things that had happened with Lily and Lyle listening intently. The chatting was interrupted when Lynn appeared and tapped Lincoln's shoulder "showers yours" she said bitterly and she left for work
"Be back soon" Lincoln said and he walked off.
As he left the new arrivals realized that the interdimensional travellers had gathered in the living room to listen to Lincoln's stories "so what have you blobs achieved in the last 10 years, besides getting even fatter?" Lori asked. If they knew she meant that as an insult they didn't show it
"Let's go from oldest to youngest" Leni Lard suggested with everyone agreeing "okay, let's see, I've cured a common cold. I've terraformed the moon, which is now colonized. I've ended world hunger. Lisa, Lana, and I were able to thicken Mars' atmosphere as well as move it closer to Earth, and it's in the process of being terraformed. Lisa and I were able to make electric self-driving cars universal. I was just recently able to make it so that people can now gain up to 4000lbs and still be mobile. And a few other bits and bobs here and there" Leni stated, her tone never shifting from the kind you would use to discuss the weather as the eyes of her native audience widened and their jaws lowered, all the while Lisa sank deeper and deeper into her seat like she was trying to shrivel up and vanish as she thought about all the things she could have accomplished if she hadn't gotten herself locked up.
"Really?" Lori asked. "You can put life on Mars but you can't fix your sisters head?"
"I'm sorry. I wasn't aware you were a neurosurgeon." Leni said with an edge.
"My greatest achievement is marrying this hottie" Luna started while wrapping an arm around Sam and the two shared a quick kiss "other than that, our songs have been at the top of the charts for almost a decade straight. We've been entered into the rock hall of fame. And we've toured around the world half a dozen times."
"Nice." Lily nodded and fist-bumped with her big sis's chubbier counterpart.
"What about chuckles and her wife," Lori asked, still not having seen them
"Seeing as how Luan is stuck and can't be here, I'll tell you" Luna started "she's a famous comedian, and like me, has toured the world as well, selling out stages and venues like there's no tomorrow, heck we once did a double act…though in hindsight, we should have gone first"
"Why's that?" Lori asked
"We couldn't stop laughing or could even concentrate on our music" Sam replied, making some of the Lard girls laugh as they remembered watching that particular show.
Once they calmed down Luna continued "as for Maggie, she's Luan's assistant and is the main one who books the revenues" Luna stated next was Stella
"Well my life has kinda been a roller coaster for a few years now, with great and terrible things happening," she said as fat Ronnie Anne and Lucy Lard rubbed he back in a comforting manner "though now I currently…used to work at a genius bar" she finished, next was fat Ronnie Anne
"After I finished school, I studied business for a while at a local college, and then got a loan from Mr. Lard which allowed me to open my own Mexican Fast-Food place where I serve mine and my Abuela's food. I made so much money in just the first month that I was able to not only pay Mr. Lard back, but also start a chain of restaurants. I now have a total of 50 restaurants, one in each state and I plan on expanding out to other places in about a year's time"
"Aren't you worried that your businesses will fall apart if you're gone so long?" Bobby asked, fat Ronnie's eyes narrowed at him
"Nah, I have both my friend Jordan and my cousin Carl as co-owners, they should be able to hold down the fort until we get back" Fat Ronnie then turned to her thin counterpart "what do you do for work?"
"I'm a nurse"
"Wow, major difference in career choices"
"Yeah, you cause heart attacks and I prevent them"
The heftier of the two Ronnie's quirked an eyebrow and laughed "Seriously? You don't get a heart attack from eating fast food."
"Lynn had one" this made fat Ronnie Anne stop laughing and turned to Lyle.
"What?"
"Lynn had a heart attack 2 years ago, the doctor said that it was because she ate too much fast food" Lyle stated with Lily agreeing with his statement. This puzzled the interdimensional travellers, throughout their whole lives, they had never heard of someone having a heart attack like that. Heart conditions were caused by stress of genetic conditions. Not overeating.
"Lynn is a prime example of what it's like to be overweight in this dimension. you'll see what it's like when you have to watch what you eat." Lisa stated there was an awkward pause
"Well…what about you me?" thin Sid asked her counterpart
"Well besides being the hottest girl in Royal Woods, I'm also the manager of a 'Large N' Wide' store *receives blank looks* it's a clothing store" fat Sid replied.
Lucy Lard went next "I currently own a plant nursery, which I basically built from the ground up" She smiled
"That's good, do you specialise in anything in particular?" Lucy Loud asked, genuinely interested
"Nope, anything to do with gardening, I sell it"
"I take it that you would know how to make a garden look good?"
"I've featured in a lot of gardening magazines." She nodded
"Would you like a job at my landscaping business while you're here as well?"
Lucy Lard's face lit up "that would be fantastic!"
"I like your enthusiasm" Lucy smiled
"Okay then Lola tell them what you do," Luna said in a gentle tone
"I stack shelves at the supermarket and I coach girls at special beauty pageants," she said proudly.
Judging by her misaligned eyes and the way she spoke, Lori, Bobby, Lucy Loud, thin Ronnie Anne, and thin Sid could tell that this girl had some problems, mentally and physically.
"That's fantastic Lola, well done," Lori said with the others agreeing and even Lucy Loud giving her a pat on the back. Lola beamed at this. And finally, Justin spoke
"I run and own my own martial arts studio," he said proudly
"Are those muscles just for show?" Lori asked, having met quite a few men who weren't as strong as they looked. Jason responded to this by grabbing Luna and holding her above his head
"WHOA! You know dude, you could have asked first" Luna stated
"I know, how much do you weigh now?"
"Just over 900, plan on resting on the 1000lbs mark after kids"
"So as you can see I can easily hold up over 900lbs. Oh and for the record, Lincoln is a little stronger than me in terms of strength, but I can beat him in sparing matches because I'm more skilled than he is"
"Hey Justin"
"Yeah Luna"
"As much as I love being held up in the air, CAN YOU PUT ME DOWN NOW!"
"Oh sorry" and he gently put her back down on her feet, receiving a whack on the back of the head.
"So what about the ones that aren't here? I bet my alternate self is twice as big as your Sid now" Lori said
"Actually, our Lori is smaller than Sid. She's actually maintained her 1400lbs since she was 17 and plans to stay at around that weight until she's had about 10 or so kids, then she plans on completely letting loose. As for what she does, you remember she owns her own mini-golf park?" Leni Lard said, getting a nod from Lori "well she managed to buy more of the surrounding land and has turned her mini-golf park into a full-blown amusement park. It has rides, games, food, merchandise, and show bags" Leni Lard finished with the others voicing their own opinions on the place. Lori was secretly jealous at hearing what her counterpart had accomplished. While she had achieved her dream of being a pro-golfer and loved it, her alternate self's accomplishment sounded a lot more fun. "Our Lynn is a pro-competitive eater, and has gone around the world multiple times winning heaps of eating contests" Leni Lard stated, proud of her little sister
"We get a trophy or some kind of award sent to us every week from Lynn" Lucy Lard said with a bit of a giggle
"Lana is attending business school so she can open her own tech company in the near future, she's great at the practical side of things, but goes cross-eyed when it comes to paperwork," Leni Lard said
"Last time I saw her she was wider than she was tall. Can she even move now?" Lori asked jokingly, making a few of the girls give frowns or slightly sad looks, Lori realized that that might have been the wrong thing to say
"Lana developed Hypothalamic disease which went undetected for years," Leni said. Only Lisa understood and from her pained expression her siblings knew it must be serious "It stopped her feeling full. She was always starving even when her stomach was close to rupturing. We only realized what was wrong when we found her on the floor in her room. Screaming in pain clutching her stomach and trying to reach for more food, even with the dozens of candy wrappers around her. If we hadn't gotten to her in time she would have..." There wasn't a face that didn't look pickled among them. Leni decided to explain further.
"Don't worry though. Once we actually found the problem and what had caused it in the first place, Lisa and I were able to fix it to the best of our abilities. It was difficult at first and she'd forgotten what not being hungry felt like but she's readjusted. She still has a massive appetite though, and yes I mean even by our standards. She's even made her own nanomachines to help her burn fat easier so she doesn't eat herself immobile."
The others eased, but still gave each other a look at what someone from that universe would consider overeating.
When she finished Luna went on to give details about Lisa Lard "Lisa graduated from college 7 years ago and now runs and owns her own company specialising mostly in toys and novelties"
"Why would your version of me have such a career?" Lisa Loud asked making everyone give her a glare
"Because it makes her happy." She said like she was still talking to a toddler. "She likes acting like she's Santa and Willy Wonka rolled into one. Heck she's even made robotic life-like pets, which is good for people who have allergies, they also don't need to eat or make messes," Luna said, owning a robotic cat herself. "Plus she likes the look on peoples faces when she reminds them shes not just a toymaker when she teams up with Leni and Lana."
"As for Lily, well lets just say the day she turns 18 Lincoln is most likely going to kick her out of his house" Leni Lard said
"Why?" all of the Loud's asked
"Because they hate each other. Lily has always hated Lincoln from day one and we have no idea why. He's done nothing to make her hate him but nothing we do works, and Lincolns grown to hate her because she won't let up on him. It's a miracle he hasn't lost his temper too hard on her by now."
"Why hasn't he tried knocking some sense into her?" Lily Loud asked
"Probably because she'd pop like a balloon full of koolaid if he did."
"Well when I see her next I'm gonna punch her lights out, you don't abuse family like that"
"Haven't your parents ever done anything to her as punishment?" Bobby asked
"Oh yeah, they've grounded her, restricted her food, taken away her desert and snack privileges, taken away her TV and internet privileges, sent her to camps and have spanked her to the point she probably has permanent baboon behind, but still she keeps treating him like garbage. The dudes had an olive branch out to her for so long its taken root and she's just not interested." Luna said clearly annoyed
"And what about your parents? I heard they're pretty successful" thin Ronnie Anne asked
"Oh yeah, Mum's still churning out books like an assembly line like usual and she's even directed a few movies and shows based on 'em. As for our Dad, he's just got his...what...seventy-eighth Michelin star?" Leni Lard turned to her siblings who nodded. "Yeah, seventy-eighth."
Rita and Lynn Sr. had been eavesdropping on the conversation for a while now and dropped their heads slightly in sadness at the fact that their alternate selves were even more successful than they were a decade ago. "Directing movies? that's something I could only ever dream of" Rita said
"Seventy-eight stars? Seventy-eight?!" Lynn Sr. said
"What's got you two down?" they turned and saw Maggie
"We just found out that our alternate selves are even more successful than they were the last time we saw them" Rita explained
"So? It's not like they're here to rub it in your face" Maggie stated making the two Loud parents eyes widen slightly, she then cast her gaze over to Lynn Sr. "theirs nothing wrong with your food, and your books are selling. Luan's parents just got their success earlier than you. Doesn't mean your failures." she said casually before walking past the two and heading to the lounge room, leaving the two Loud parents to mull over what Maggie had just said.
Authors Note: there we are, let me know what you thought of it in the reviews and if you have any ideas for future chapters, I'd love to hear them, till the next chapter, later