Hello everyone. Nice to see you all, I hope your day is improved once you close this story. I was reluctant to continue this story because as a totally straight man, I couldn't wait to describe dicks for another chapter. I just got an instrument though, so I'll be a little distracted by that and work, so progress should remain the same and my schedule, that being whenever I feel like writing, will remain. Just remember, in Latin the badass phrase Veni, Vidi, Vici is pronounced Wennie, Weedie, Weaky. So your ideas are valid, no matter how stupid they may seem.
Hagrid saw that Harry and Hagrid were shell shocked and grabbed them both by the shoulders, pushing them through the crowd. Harry looked back and forth as they passed shops. One shop was full of Women in red jackets with huge smiles. They answered phone calls, gave out contracts, stared vacantly at computer screens, ate lunch, and otherwise performed the magic of insurance. She could see just behind a standing group sharing a large cake that a TV was running, showing the inside of an ambulance. She tried to look closer but moved out of view, being guided through the burgeoning masses towards the buildings to her left.
Passing by several other shops, filled with all sorts of weird and wacky objects, Harry and Bob finally felt the pressure on the back of their backs let off as Hagrid stopped pushing. They had stopped in front of a small shop, its windows dusty, and on closer inspection shelves of small boxes could be seen inside. Hagrid passed between Harry and Bob and pointed at the hanging sign, which read Houdini's Magical Wand Shoppe: Serving Witches since 1903. "That's where you two can get wands. While you normally need to pay, I wanted to stop by here since Olivander owes me for protection, as she lied about protection last time we spoke. She's agreed to give you two free wands as compensation." Bob looked somewhat perturbed, saying "I'm not sure I feel comfortable making you use your favours for our wands." Hagrid just grinned and leaned in, whispering "I'm not that mad, I just wanted an excuse to take a break for a few days". Harry grinned, for she was super clever and thus understood her trickery. Bob didn't look satisfied, but with a reassuring spank from Harry she felt better, and they both went in. Hagrid refused, saying he needed to look at the pet shop.
Entering the shop, Harry's first impression was dusty. The dust on the windows was rivaled by every surface, with thick dust covering everything, with the only exceptions being several footprints and some hand prints all over the counter. Harry felt a little anxious at the silence that accompanied everything, but Bob grabbed her hand, and the two of them ventured further towards the counter, looking around for anyone else. Reaching the counter, Harry reached out her hand towards the bell on the counter, but before she could reach it, she felt a breeze and a figure appeared in front of her.
Both of them yelped and leaped back. In front of them was a young redhead, green eyes staring at them with a mix of hunger and anticipation. The Redhead grinned. "So, wat'cha in for? Repair? Tourism? Taxes? Some Ass? No, I know. I don't recognize you. You're here for ya new wands, aint ya?" Every word came out rapid like a machine gun, and by the end of the spiel she was trembling, apparently in anticipation. Harry looked apprehensive, but said "We're here for wands, Ms…?" "Ms? I'm not a day over 500. Call me Houdini, all my friends do." "Friends?" Bob asked, "I didn't know we were friends" The Redhead chortled, clarifying "You're friends with my Haggy Bun, aren't you? In my books, that makes you friends". Harry grinned at the positivity, and Bob felt the glow from Harry's smile and relaxed a little. The Redhead continued to chatter as she began to pull out rulers, measuring everything that could be, from toe widths to dick length, accompanied with plenty of groping as Houdini talked about "Plump Thickness". Bob didn't seem that happy as Houdini tweaked Harry's nipples, and Harry, noticing her displeasure, asked Houdini to leave off. The Redhead frowned for a second, then bounced up and down in excitement again.
"That means we can skip to my favorite bit, the wands!" She leapt over the counter into the shelves, vanishing behind a pile of boxes as a multitude of strange objects came flying over, such as a troupe of monkeys, several banana peels, a Cat, and several pies, all of which hit the ceiling and stuck to it, next to several other pies, a few customers, and strangely enough, an entire dining room set. Bob finally jumped back out, landing in front of the two of them with a small box. Offering the box to Bob, it was reluctantly accepted, and Bob slowly opened it. Inside was a gorgeous piece. Long, with a brilliant sapphire gem embedded in a hilt, it was made out of a strange silvery metal piece, a long slender metal rod ending in a thin point. It was as if she were holding a spike, and Houdini smiled gleefully as she explained "After talking to you girls for a while, I realized that this wand was made for you, and had to grab it. It will help you with all your schools, and is extremely rare. 30.5 centimeters long, and made of ebony laced silver, it is the only one of its kind in the world.
Bob was positively gleeful as she felt a vast energy swelling through her body. Harry however looked disappointed and asked "I don't mean to be rude, but where's my wand". Houdini's smile faltered, and Harry felt her heart strain as she felt bad. "No matter what wand I give you, it'll break." Harry and Bob both looked in shock at this statement. Despair swelled in Harry's breast as she felt her eyes start to water up. "So… I can't be a witch". Houdini's eyes widened as she panicked, trying to both hug Harry, smother Harry with her breasts as a distraction and wipe Harry's eyes as she explained "Oh, I didn't mean you can't do magic. Quite the opposite. It means you don't need one, as you're too powerful to need a focus." Harry calmed down, feeling better, and thanked Houdini. As they went to leave the shop, Bob pulled Harry to the side and embraced her, kissing her deeply and seeming to want to envelop Harry's form as she did so. Harry melted into the embrace, feeling up and down Bob's torso. Finally they broke, and breathless, Harry asked "Why did you do that?" Bob smirked and replied "You were looking down, and I don't want to ever see you sad." Harry smiled at the romance and they walked outside.
Walking outside, they saw Hagrid standing outside the large building at the end of the alley. Pushing through the crowds, they reached her, seeing her pale and shaking. Concerned, they pulled at her sleeves, eliciting a moan as Hagrid looked over and said "Harry. Your money…. It's gone!"