Whooooooo! Finally got back into writing! It's gonna be a bit before I can update more consistently but it feels great to be back writing.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Highschool DxD


"Okay, I think it's time we book it to another country. I don't think they'll bother chasing us once we get out of Italy." Jiraiya muttered to himself.

"What? No, you promised Gabriel that we would come back to meet with her brother."

"And? I don't really wanna get arrested afterwards!"

Naruto sighed, "I hate to use this card… But think about Gabriel's massive melons."

Jiraiya sighed, "They really are massive aren't they?"

Naruto nodded enthusiastically, "And she's an airhead! A great combo."

Jiraiya nodded in agreement, "Very true… She could turn out to be great inspiration for a future book."

Naruto smiled, knowing that he had convinced his godfather.

"Gah! Fine, we'll go meet the Angels." Jiraiya rolled his eyes.

"Good, we have a few days before we meet with them so we could use this time to train."

"Or, I got a better idea… You can hang out with some Exorcists or Nuns while I go to a brothel or something."

Naruto stared at Jiraiya.

"And then we can start your Sage training."

"We better…" Naruto eyed him suspiciously as he made his way to the Vatican.

"Have fun! Try to get some research done if you can!" Jiraiya waved him off.


"Stupid pervert…" Naruto mumbled to himself, kicking rocks along the way.

"Where's the pervert?"

Naruto looked up to see Griselda in front of him, "Hello again, he's left me alone to find a brothel…"

"Hm, what're you doing here then? Lady Gabriel already told you that Lord Michael won't be here for a few days."

"Well, she didn't say anything about not being allowed to visit in the meanwhile." Naruto shrugged, "I just came here to properly meet Xenovia and Irina."

"Is that so?" Griselda raised an eyebrow in suspicion.

Naruto nodded, "Maybe a quick spar with them if they'd like."

"Listed kid, nothing against you but I will not be allowing you near the Vatican before Lady Gabriel and Lord Michael are both here."

"Why not?"

"Lady Gabriel may have said you have a pure soul but I'm more concerned about the other thing she felt…"

"Other… Oh, so she can tell…" Naruto nodded in disappointment, "That's a good reason I suppose… I would like to say that I can't make it to come out."

"Tsk, even more reason to not allow you anywhere near the church."

"I meant that it only happens when I can't control my anger…" Naruto said in exasperation.

"I don't care how it comes out or whether you can control it or not." Griselda narrowed her eyes, "I will not be taking any chances."

Naruto held his hands up in surrender, "Okay, I get it… I won't come back until Michael gets here then. Have a good day."

Later in the day…

"How'd it go, kid?" Jiraiya asked as soon as Naruto entered their apartment.

Naruto blinked, "How many women did you bring over?"

"I got two in my bedroom and one in the shower."

"Wow… How much did you pay them?"

"You little shit…" Jiraiya grumbled with a smile.

"What a cutie! This is your godson then?" One of the prostitutes asked Jiraiya.

"I'm surprised you even told them of my existence, Pervy Sage." Naruto eyed the naked woman as she entered the living room.

"Like what you see?" The woman grinned, pressing her breasts together.

"They're nice but nothing about you really catches my eye." Naruto shrugged.

"Oh really? How about getting a ride with me then? Free of charge." She crossed her arms challengingly.

Naruto cringed, "I don't particularly want sloppy seconds…"

"That's too bad… I'll be waiting in bed, Jiraiya."

Naruto waited until the woman closed the door before sighing, "That was pretty nerve wracking."

"I hate to think that you'll somehow stay a virgin forever. I'll make sure it doesn't happen though, no matter how hard you try to not get some."

"Right… Try not to be too loud, Pervy Sage."

"You didn't tell me how it went."

"Oh, that Griselda lady said she wouldn't let me get close. She would've probably fought me if I insisted so I just left." Naruto shrugged, "No harm waiting I guess."

"Yep! Can't wait to see Gabriel's bazongas! Hehehe."

"Aaaaand I'm going to bed now."


"Hello!" Gabriel smiled at them warmly.

Jiraiya giggled and Naruto smiled.

"Brother, this is Jiraiya and his godson, Naruto."

"Hello, it's a pleasure to meet the two of you." Michael greeted them with a smile similar to his sister's.

"Jeez, Angels are pretty bright…" Naruto squinted his eyes slightly.

"It's a pleasure to meet you." Jiraiya bowed respectfully, Naruto doing the same seconds after.

"Let's go talk more privately then." Michael led them to a building separated from the church, "I hope you don't mind that Griselda, Xenovia and Irina are here."

"Not at all!" Jiraiya said from behind everyone as he took notes on the Exorcist's getup.

"We're happy to meet new people… Although for different reasons. We're planning to meet a few individuals from as many races a possible."

The rest of the walk was rather silent until they all sat down comfortably, save for the three Exorcists who stood guard outside.

"So… We hoped you would give us the chance to get to know Naruto more." Michael started.

"What for?" Jiraiya asked.

Michael hesitated, "Err, we're looking into human and Angel reproduction. While Angels are able to sexually reproduce, the process is rather long since we have to take many measures to ensure neither Angel falls from grace when love is not a factor."

Jiraiya nodded along intently.

"And since we're also looking into using a similar system to what Devils use, we're also interested in how that would work once we get it up and running."

Jiraiya blinked, "So, you're saying…"

"We believe that Naruto will be a good candidate for this. His pure soul would be what Angels focus on and thus greatly reduce the chances of them feeling lust over him. That's what we hope for at least."

"This could make for a great book…" Jiraiya thought.

"What do you think about this?" Michael asked Naruto.

"Well, it's a lot… I don't know how to feel about it…"

"I would definitely do it." Jiraiya said.

"You have a good soul indeed, Jiraiya." Michael nodded, "But that would probably not be a good idea, even with precautions."

"Damn…"

"Anyway," Naruto spoke up again, "I'm still a virgin and I don't really know what I feel about possibly having sex with someone I don't know, even if they are an Angel."

"Oh! It's not like we want you to do it right away! That's why we want to get to know you more first as well as possible Angel candidates in the future."

Naruto nodded, "Hmmm, well, I guess I can think about it since I have the time."

Michael smiled, "That's all we ask."

"Well!" Jiraiya stood up, "If that's everything, we'll be taking our leave." He handed Michael and Gabriel each a scroll, "If for whatever reason you need to contact either of us, just open up the scroll and tell it to the toad."

"Toad?" Gabriel mumbled in confusion.

Michael nodded in acknowledgment, "One last thing actually. We arranged for three exorcists to accompany you on your travels if you don't mind."

Naruto looked at Jiraiya who gave him two thumbs up in excitement.

"All right, are they here?"

"You've already met two of them and you'll be meeting the third one later today. Irina Shidou, Xenovia Quarta and Lint Sellzen."


If stuff like line breaks don't work,blame my phone.