"Ehhh? How are you sure?"
Naruto stared at the seemingly endless black hole in Itachi's hoodie "can you not sense his chakra?" Itachi eyed naruto behind the darkness wondering if he had even heightened his senses or not. "No, I'm not using my chakra at the moment"
naruto turned his senses on higher and scanned the crowd, searching for that old flame of chakra that he had once known so well. He hadn't felt it in so long he had almost forgotten it.
"I see him Itachi" "should we retrieve him now?" Naruto looked at Itachi once again
"Collect him and meet me at the border, use that device I gave you last month if he becomes too much of a nuisance" and with that, Itachi Uchiha left as he had come.
"Can't believe he thinks I couldn't take on-"
"HEY!"
Naruto's speech was interrupted by a voice. He looked over at where the noise had come from "YOU CANNOT JUST KILL SAKURA AND THINK YOU MAY LEAVE!"
Great. It was the lee weirdo yelling at him, doing one of his stances. Naruto simply rolled his eyes ignoring the ignorant man and started walking in Sasuke's direction.
Sasuke's pov:
When Sasuke looked back at menma, he saw him staring directly at me then murmuring to the figure next to him.
I watched as the hooded figure next to naruto fled the scene, obviously informing menma of something before he did. After he left lee had yelled at menma, and menma only ignored him and started walking towards my stand. Why is he coming this way? In a flash, menma was behind me.
"You're coming with me Uchiha" I activated my Sharingan as soon as I heard his voice how can he move so fast? It's like he teleported! His voice was scratchy and almost familiar
"That won't work" Menma laid a gloved hand on my shoulder before my vision cut out and I was out cold.
Naruto/menma's pov:
Well, that didn't take long. I giggled and I jumped out of the stadium, once again ignoring the screams after me to come back. I'll be 100% honest, I do not really care that I killed sakura, think of it as revenge for what she did to me those years ago. Once I finally reached Itachi, Sasuke was slumped over my shoulder like a bag of potatoes.
"Did he put up a fight?" Itachi looked at his younger brother
"Didn't get a chance to!"
"I suppose he still doesn't have enough hatred.." Itachi sighed and started walking back to the Akatsuki's base.
"I guess not" I really didn't give a fuck, I finally got to show this arrogant bastard whose boss heh. It also still bugs me a little that they want him to join I mean it would be a little nice having Sasuke around and all but not if he's just going to try and kill Itachi.
"What took so long?" Kisame barked growled as he looked at Sasuke over naruto's shoulder "well then" he finished feeding his sword and started walking alongside Itachi.
Two days later at the Akatsuki hideout (no one's pov):
"Damn naruto did you kill him? He's been out for two days!" Deidara glared at naruto "you know what will happen if it turns out he's dead right?!"
Naruto rolled his eyes and continued to chomp on his green apple "he'll be fine, Sasuke is stronger than you think blonde, besides, pein won't do anything. I'm his baby cousin who he loves so dearly" he smiled stupidly and took another bite of his apple
"Yeah sure AND DID YOU FORGET YOU'RE BLOND TOO?!" Deidara clenched his fist and stepped closer to naruto.
"Yeah yeahhhhhh" naruto ruffled his own wet hair, he had finally got that black hair dye out of his hair and his hair was still a bit damp.
"Tobi thinks naruto killed him" Tobi examined Sasuke again and started bouncing around a little
"For the last time! I didn't kill him!" naruto was starting to get pissed now, all of this fuss just for the duck-butt-headed Uchiha!
Sasuke's pov:
Where am I…?
"For the last time, I didn't kill him!" who was that... I won't open my eyes just yet, just in case they are planning to attack….for now ill just listen.
"Look how about we pour water on him? Then he'd wake up"
"I doubt that would work Hidan"
"Hey I'm just given' out suggestions"
"Well dont, they're terrible"
"Hey!"
"Would you guys shut up?"
What kind of kidnappers are these… a bolstering laugh rang through wherever I was….once again it sounded familiar.
No one's pov.:
Naruto sighed as he read through some ninja scrolls in his room, he stopped caring about whether Sasuke would wake a while ago (or so he keeps telling himself) he only used one of his newest jutsu on him. Once the person touches the subject, the subject instantly passes out. Whenever they wake up is completely on the person who got touched. This means, whenever Sasuke wakes up is completely on Sasuke, and naruto knew Sasuke wasn't dead.
Meanwhile, with the Uchiha, Sasuke had finally gotten up when he felt no one else was around. He was placed in a cold dark cell with only a hospital bed placed directly in the middle of the room, which Sasuke was placed on when he was brought here.
"Where am i..and what kind of kidnappers leave their hostage unattended? Must be idiots…" Sasuke scoffed and activated his chidori to break the cell bars.
"Ah ah ah, that won't work!" Zetsu appeared in front of Sasuke "aw I think someone forgot to chain him up"
"dont be stupid no one told us to tie him up."
"OH! You're right!" white Zetsu and black Zetsu were having their casual argument right in front of Sasuke.
"Who are you guys?"
"We are Zetsu" "we are zetsu" " we are nor human nor objects. We are merely plants" "hey back zetsu, do you think he'll be able to answer our question?" " what question?" "what does it feel like…." "to poop"
"What?" Sasuke backed away from the weirdo's
"We are like awesome walking plants! But we still don't poop" "white zetsu stop conversating with the prisoner" black zetsu growls at his white half.
"Weirdoes, let me go!" Sasuke tried to punch zetsu but it was blocked by the venus trap located over their head. "What the hell-"
"Calm down Sasuke. We won't hurt you"
"LIKE HELL I WILL" he tried again and zetsu just morphed into the ground again. Sasuke sighed and sat back on the bed trying to think of a plan. "Wait...zetsu..that name sounds- THE AKATSUKI"
Zetsu comes back up, laughing "you're correct! You know your hair looks like a duck butt right?" "We need to inform master about his awakening" " ohh you're right- but didn't he go out on a mission? Maybe we should just tell-" " not now you idiot, I meant when he comes back"
"What is with all this noise in here- oh he's awake, un I thought you would die" Deidara pouted, honestly hoping Sasuke was dead so naruto would get in trouble.
"Deidara be nice to the guest, you dont always have to have a stick up your ass y'know?" "though he still didn't answer my question" "once again you moron, he is not a guest he's a prisoner zetsu sighed and morphed back into the ground to go talk with Tobi.
Deidara growled and started yelling "well ill have you know, I am always nice!" he rolled his eyes and sat down "I can't believe I'm forced to watch over a kid! Shouldn't this be Itachi's job or na-"
"Itachi?! He's here?!" Sasuke stood up faster than lightning, his Sharingan flaring to life and his chidori activated once again.
"eep! Dont scare me like that! And no he's not here so dont even try anything hmph!"
"Hn" Sasuke rolled his eyes and sat back down.
Days later (no one's pov:
Sasuke had sat in his 'cell' for about 4 days before pein had come back to the hideout. About 4 days since he's had any contact with any of the Akatsuki. They had failed at giving him any food and Sasuke sat through the hunger like a champ. Not wanting to be a weakling who complained of hunger. "Heyooo!" zetsu had morphed up from the ground again, this time his entire body being visible "we were asked to escort you to our leader, he's requested to speak with you"
Sasuke raised an eyebrow "if he requested it then could I just say no?" he honestly hated the Akatsuki, it could just be because it's making Itachi pay more attention to naruto than him. Not that he was jealous or anything, he just thought Itachi should be more worried about Sasuke wanting to kill him than capturing naruto for his stupid kyuubi.
"We aren't asking" zetsu put a chain on Sasuke's hand to restrict his chakra throughout his body and he grabbed his wrist, pulling him out of the cell and dragging him through the long hallway.
"HEY!" Sasuke shouted at the plant-human-thingy and tried to get out of his grasp which, obviously did not work.
In the main room of the akatsuki hideout:
"Hey, menma how's it goin? Are you going to stay a blonde?" Hidan shoved naruto a bit, teasing him.
"Hidan, for the last time, IT WAS A ONE TIME THING!"
"Yeah, sure blondie" Hidan continued to laugh at him.
"I'm telling Itachi on you" naruto half-pouted at him and turned away like a child.
"Uh-huh? And what is Itachi going to do? Glare at me with his sharingan?" Hidan started crackling until Itachi actually walked in.
"What is so funny" Itachi looked at Hidan, purple met red and black instantly. A cold chill ran through the room when it did.
"Nothing just Hidan being an asshole as usual" naruto shrugged as he heard shouting in the hall approaching them. "What the hell?"
"It seems my little brother has woken up" Itachi sighed and sat in his seat.
"That brat is very annoying un, I dont know how you two put up with him!" Deidara pointed to Naruto and Itachi. Naruto only shrugged and put his mask back on, he liked it and he didn't want Sasuke to see him again. It would be too much of a pain once he saw his old 'best friend.
"We have arrived with the guest" "prisoner" white zetsu smiled with half of his mouth and black zetsu just stared.
"Welcome Sasuke Uchiha" pein looked directly at the uchiha, his rinnegan eyes almost glowing from the lack of light in the room.