Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
Chapter 5: Useless in Battle, Aqua's Fight
"What do you want to do Dylan?" Nami asked Dylan as all Dylan could do was focus on Aqua, thinking of a plan to take her out.
Dylan had to think and do it fast, and usually he doesn't do well in a fast paced environment and usually gets stressed by it. But this time, he was a little bit calm and had an idea on how to take down Aqua.
"Come on, I'm waiting," Aqua said to the group.
After what felt like minutes, Dylan had got an idea in his head.
"I have plan," Dylan said.
"Nami, we are going to need your Clima-Tact," Dylan said to Nami.
"Got it," Nami said.
"Robin, we are going to need to use your powers," Dylan said to Nico Robin.
"There's a problem," Robin said.
"Please don't tell me you lost your devil fruit powers," Dylan said to Robin.
"No, the only way to get the card out of the girl is for you or one of the girls you acquired to defeat her," Robin said to Dylan.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?" Dylan asked Robin as he got a tiny bit frustrated.
"Because we were dealing with a tied up navigator out to kill you," Robin said to Dylan.
"Oh yeah," Dylan said.
"Okay, I have to come up with something else," Dylan said as Aqua forms a ball of water from her saliva.
"Let's play ball," Aqua said and then she throws the water ball towards the group.
Dylan then looks to see the water ball coming towards them.
"Duck," Dylan said to the girls and then they duck.
The water ball speeds past them and it hits the brick wall hard. Dylan looks up to see the damage caused by it.
"Holy shit that is one dangerous water ball," Dylan said in shock.
"I thought she was useless, why isn't she useless?" Dylan thought as he couldn't believe Aqua's powers.
"I don't want to get hit by that," Lucoa said in horror.
"Nami, it's now or never, take her out," Dylan said to Nami as Nami nods "yes" to Dylan and pulls out the pieces to her Clima-Tact.
Nami puts her Clima-Tact together and rushes over to Aqua. Aqua was ready for Nami's attack as she traces a circle with her left hand.
"Magical barrier," Aqua said as a magical barrier was around her, hoping to protect her from Nami's attack.
Nami then swings her Clima-Tact and strikes Aqua in the top of her head with it.
"Ow," Aqua said in pain as she rubs her head after that attack.
"Why didn't my barrier block it?" Aqua asked herself as the barrier disappears.
"Oh shit, she's not a demon," Aqua thought as any attack she would normally use would be useless against Nami.
"Nami," Dylan said to Nami as she turns to face him.
Dylan then points to the other girls as she knew what he wanting her to do.
Nami then separates her Clima-Tact and starts to spin it around like a windmill.
"Okay Aqua, here is one of my favorite tricks," Nami said to Aqua.
"Mirage Tempo: Fata Morgana," Nami said and then these six Nami illusions circle around Aqua.
The illusions were different from Nami, there was a few that were skinny and tall, few that were short and round, and there was one that was tall and fat.
"Shit, which one is the real one?" Aqua asked as she looks at each illusion.
"Okay girls take your bet, which one is the real one?" Dylan asked Robin and Lucoa.
"The normal one, definitely," Lucoa said.
"I'm going for the one that is tall and lanky," Robin said.
"My guess is the tall and fat one," Dylan said.
"This is too easy," Aqua said as she forms another water ball and was looking at the normal looking Nami.
"Taste water," Aqua said to Nami and throws the water ball towards her.
Suddenly, the water ball goes through Nami as this one was an illusion. The water ball then strikes the top part of a tree and knocks it to the ground.
"Oh shit," Dylan said in shock.
Aqua then forms another water ball and throws at a short and round Nami. Like the last time, the ball goes through that Nami and it takes down a tree near the entrance to the driveway.
Nami and the illusions rush towards Aqua, puts her Clima-Tact together, swings it and strikes Aqua hard in the face with it. The force sends Aqua launching forty feet away from Nami and skids across the grass.
Soon, the illusions disappear as only the real Nami was left standing.
"Awesome," Nami said in an excited tone.
"Nami, finish the battle before my old high school is turned into rubble," Dylan said to Nami.
"Are you fucking serious?" Nami asked Dylan angrily.
"Yes, eight hundred students go to this school," Dylan said.
"You are nuts," Nami said to Dylan quietly.
Aqua then slowly gets on her feet as some blood trickling down the left side of her face. Aqua then rushes over to Nami, despite taking some damage from the Clima-Tact.
"God Blow," Aqua said and then she nails a punch to Nami's left cheek.
It looked like that blow would finish Nami, but Nami was left standing and only had some scuff marks on her face.
"Huh, I thought that would be more painful," Nami said as Aqua couldn't believe it.
"That's impossible," Aqua said and then she extends her hands forward.
"God Requiem," Aqua said and then she fires off a blast of energy.
The energy blast hits Nami's stomach and skids Nami fifteen feet along the field.
"NAMI," Dylan screamed in horror.
"I can't watch," Lucoa said even though her eyes were closed.
"Your eyes are closed all the time," Robin said to Lucoa.
Oddly enough, the blast only did minimal damage to Nami's stomach as it left her with some scuff marks as well.
"Holy shit," Robin said in shock.
"Either Nami is overpowered or Aqua's attacks are not too powerful," Dylan said.
"How the hell are you not down?" Aqua asked Nami in shock as Nami walks over to Aqua.
"I'm not some weakling, I have been through hell since I was child, I got impaled through my foot, and I took on government agents," Nami said as she was mere inches from Aqua and points her Clima-Tact towards Aqua.
"A pathetic goddess like you is no match against me," Nami said to Aqua.
Soon this bubble forms at the end of the Clima-Tact as Aqua looked horrified.
"Oh shit this is bad," Aqua said in a terrified tone.
"Gust Sword," Nami said and then a huge blast of wind hits Aqua like a brick wall.
"AH," Aqua screamed in pain as she was sent flying fifty feet away from Nami and lands on the grass again.
"Alright Nami, that's my navigator," Dylan said to Nami.
"Oh don't be modest Dylan," Nami said to Dylan.
Then, Aqua slowly gets on her feet as her body was covered in scuff marks and small cuts, and there was some small tears in her clothes. The fact that Aqua was up left everyone in shock.
"What the hell?" Nami asked in utter shock.
"That girl is tough," Robin said.
"She's fucking Nick Gage tough," Dylan said.
"Okay, time to finish this once and for all," Nami said as she separates her Clima-Tact into two pieces.
Nami then spins around her pieces as these blue and red bubbles come out of it and heading up to the sky.
"What's going on?" Lucoa asked Robin and Dylan.
"Something powerful," Robin said.
"I think we might get an extra crispy Aqua," Dylan said.
Soon, the clouds had this very scary look to it as it looked like it was about to rain.
"You're going to rain on me, big deal, I'm a fucking goddess," Aqua said to Nami.
"Yeah, but you'll be the burnt goddess," Nami said to Aqua as she puts her Clima-Tact together.
Nami then points her Clima-Tact towards the sky as this was going to be bad.
"Thunderbolt Tempo," Nami said and then a bolt of lightning was heading towards Aqua.
Soon the bolt hits Aqua as Aqua can feel a powerful surge of electricity going through her body.
"AHHHHHHHH," Aqua screamed in utter pain over getting hit by a lightning bolt.
Meanwhile, Dylan covers his ears while Robin and Lucoa look away from this brutal attack.
After a minute, Dylan moves his hands off his ears, while Robin and Lucoa look at the aftermath. They look to see the attack was done as Aqua was all charred up and still standing.
"That was electrifying," Aqua said and then she falls onto her back and becomes unconscious.
"Oh my god, I should have recorded this," Dylan said as Robin giggles and Lucoa facepalms over it.
Soon, the skies clear up as Nami puts away her Clima-Tact. Then, she sees Dylan, Robin, and Lucoa running towards her as she was happy to defeat Aqua.
"Nami are you okay?" Dylan asked Nami as he approaches her and looks at her body.
"I'm fine," Nami said.
"You sure, you took some decent hits," Dylan said to Nami.
"I'm fine, I'm just glad you care about me," Nami said to Dylan and then she gives him a soft hug.
Dylan then returns the hug as Robin and Lucoa examined the charred Aqua.
"Is she dead?" Lucoa asked Robin as Robin sees Aqua breathing.
"Nope, she's alive, very cooked, but alive," Robin said as Dylan breaks off the hug with Nami.
Dylan then walks over to Robin and Lucoa as he was ready to get the card out of Aqua.
"You ready Dylan?" Robin asked Dylan.
"I am," Dylan said as he approaches Aqua.
Before he could put his hand near Aqua, he got a whiff of Aqua's burnt flesh.
"Oh god," Dylan said as he pulls his shirt over his noise in order not to get a whiff of Aqua.
"You okay Dylan?" Nami asked Dylan.
"God that smelt horrible, it smells like roadkill getting strike by lightning or it smells like a clutch in a stick shift car getting burned," Dylan said.
"Suck it up and do it, we need her to get back to normal," Nami said to Dylan as she didn't want the victory for nothing.
"Okay fine," Dylan said.
Dylan then puts his gloved hand near Aqua's chest and then Dylan's hand starts to glow. Five seconds later, Aqua's number disappears from her body and then a card lifts out of her body as well.
Dylan then holds the card in his hand and takes a good look at the new Aqua card. One of the most significant differences about this card was the star level was at one and the income amount, which was $5 per day.
"Aqua, stars: one, special ability: water goddess, daily income: $5 per day," Dylan said what was on that card as Nami was pissed off.
"What, five dollars per day," Nami said angrily as she was about to blow.
"You might want to cover your ears," Robin said to Dylan as Nami was about to blow.
Dylan then covers his ears as Nami was going to scream like a fire alarm.
"AHHHHHHHH," Nami screamed in anger over defeating someone for five dollars.
"I can't fucking believe it, I took on a goddess and all I get is five fucking dollars," Nami said angrily as Robin walks over to her.
"Calm down Miss Navigator, at least Dylan is making a hundred fifteen dollars per day," Robin said to Nami as Dylan scans the card on his iPhone and puts his phone away.
"Nice, every little bit helps, but now we have five mouths to feed including myself," Dylan said.
"Girls, let's get Aqua back home," Dylan said to the girls as they pick up Aqua and carry her to Dylan's truck.
Once they get her in the backseat of the truck, they get in and Robin drives them back to Dylan's home.
An hour later, Dylan and the girls made it back home. Soon, the other Straw Hat Pirates came to Dylan's home to visit the group, while Franky and Brook stayed outside the home.
"Luffy, don't touch anything," Dylan said to Luffy as Luffy was about to touch his Smart T.V.
"Why not?" Luffy asked Dylan.
"Knowing you, there will be destruction and I can't let you destroy all of these items," Dylan said to Luffy.
"Fine, your a real stickler for the rules," Luffy said to Dylan as he was a little bit angry.
"You got to see Nami in action, she withstand two attacks from Aqua and she took her down with her Clima-Tact," Dylan said to the group.
"Did Nami-swan get hurt on your watch?" Sanji asked Dylan as Dylan was frightened over Sanji's protective nature over Nami.
"I'm fine Sanji," Nami said to Sanji.
"Where is this Aqua girl?" Usopp asked Dylan.
"She's in my bed, Chopper is tending to her injuries," Dylan said as he points to his den.
In Dylan's bedroom, Tony Tony Chopper was tending to a still unconscious Aqua, who had bandages covering her arms and a bandage on the left side of her forehead. Chopper was having a hard time concentrating due to the skulls and other scary imagery on the walls.
Soon, they hear Chopper's scream as he carries Aqua out of Dylan's den and places her on the dining room table.
"What's the matter Chopper?" Zoro asked Chopper.
"I can't focus because Dylan's room looks like something from a dungeon," Chopper said.
"Hey it's not my fault I like dark things," Dylan said.
"Wow she's gorgeous, even after getting fried," Sanji said in his loving tone after seeing Aqua.
"Back off Mister Cook, she's going after Dylan after he got that card out of her," Robin said to Sanji.
"Damn it," Sanji said angrily.
"How many girls did you get now?" Franky asked Dylan from outside the house.
"Two, not counting Robin and Lucoa," Dylan said.
"Only ninety-eight to go," Zoro said.
"And how much are you getting now?" Usopp asked Dylan.
"A hundred fifteen dollars a day," Dylan said.
"Is Nami happy?" Luffy asked Dylan.
"She was pissed when Aqua was only worth five bucks, but she's cooled down now," Dylan said.
"Ha, figures as much," Zoro said.
Later on, Franky hands Robin something gift wrapped from outside and then she places it on the living room table.
"Okay Dylan, this is something from me and Franky," Robin said to Dylan.
"Oh Robin, you two didn't need to do it," Dylan said to Robin.
"I insist," Robin said and then Dylan tears open the gift.
What he sees was this huge display case with one hundred pocket sleeves, it was like the ones used to hold trading cards in binders.
"Woah," Dylan said in amazement.
"I wanted a way for you to display the cards you get, so I got Franky to build this," Robin said to Dylan.
"Thank you Robin and Franky, I love it," Dylan said to Robin and Franky.
With Franky's help, the crew got the display case hanging on a wall in the living room. Then, Dylan inserts the Nami card in it's slot and then he puts the Aqua card in it's slot.
"It looks awesome," Dylan said.
"Just make sure you treat every girl you get right," Sanji said to Dylan.
"I will Sanji, I will," Dylan said to Sanji.
Later in the evening, Aqua slowly opens her eyes as her irises change back from red to blue.
"What happened to me?" Aqua asked as she sees Dylan and the girls were sitting in the living room (The Straw Hat Pirates left about an hour ago).
"Ah your awake," Dylan said to Aqua.
"Who are you?" Aqua asked Dylan as she gets off the table.
"I'm Dylan Riley, these are the girls, Nami, Nico Robin, and Lucoa," Dylan said to Aqua as he introduce her to the girls.
"You were under the influence of a card," Nami said to Aqua.
"You nearly took out the high school Dylan goes to," Robin said to Aqua.
"And Nami defeated you by striking a lightning bolt to you," Lucoa said to Aqua.
"I was able to get the card out of you and now you are back to normal," Dylan said to Aqua as she sits next to him on the couch.
"I don't understand," Aqua said as she was confused.
"Long story short, there is a hundred cards out there and Dylan here has to collect all of them," Robin said to Aqua.
"So he's basically building a harem?" Aqua asked Robin.
"Yeah," Robin said.
"And you three are part of it?" Aqua asked the girls.
"Yes, except Robin and Lucoa aren't effected by cards," Nami said.
"I see," Aqua said.
"Well I should give you a reward for getting me back to normal," Aqua said to Dylan as she was about to reach the zipper on his jeans.
Suddenly, Dylan jerked away as he was still not ready for sex yet.
"What's the matter?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"I'm just not comfortable yet," Dylan said in a nervous tone.
"Come on, let me help you relax," Aqua said to Dylan as she was about to unzip his jeans.
But then, Robin grabs Aqua by her shoulders, stopping her advances.
"Dylan is not ready yet," Robin said.
"He will have to have sex soon, he can't resist this much beauty," Lucoa said.
"I agree Lucoa, he is going to have to give into his urges soon," Nami said to Lucoa.
"Don't worry girls, I will help Dylan overcome this fear," Robin said to the girls quietly as they smiled knowing Robin will be able to work her magic on Dylan.
Later on everyone went to bed as Dylan was in his bed, while Nami is sharing her bed with Aqua. Meanwhile, Robin was waiting for Lucoa and then Lucoa came into the bedroom wearing a black long sleeve buttoned down pajama top and matching black pajama pants, she also had on a black nightcap as well.
"Looking all fancy," Robin said to Lucoa as she was in bed.
"Yeah, thanks for letting me sleep with you, Nami was not too happy about last night," Lucoa said to Robin.
"She's not used to sharing a bed with another girl," Robin said as Lucoa gets on the bed and pulls the covers over her and Robin's bodies.
"Or maybe it was because I slept naked," Lucoa said as Robin giggles a little.
"Goodnight Lucoa," Robin said to Lucoa.
"Goodnight Robin," Lucoa said to Robin as Robin turns off the light on the nightstand.
While Robin was sleeping soundly, Lucoa thrusts her clothed breasts into Robin's face as Robin wakes up to what Lucoa was doing.
"I can now see why Miss Navigator wanted her to sleep with me, eh I'll take it," Robin thought as she goes back to sleep while Lucoa continues to thrust her breasts in Robin's face.
We got another girl, nice and it is in the form of the useless goddess Aqua, sorry I just had to say it. Hopefully Aqua will come in some use here and I do mean hopefully. Anyway here are the stats after this chapter.
Cards Collected: 2
Cards Left: 98
Girls in the harem: Nami, Nico Robin (wasn't effected by a card), Lucoa (wasn't effected by a card), and Aqua.
Income: $115 per day, $3220-$3565 per month, and $41,860 for the year.
Anyway next chapter will be something you'll all like, so stay tuned.