Disclaimer: The characters belong to Ngozi Ukazu.

The vote for captain: near-unanimous

I was the only one who thought to doubt

That, out of many, I could build an "us"

That I deserved the power or the clout

But you believed in me—I am not shocked

For you were always kind, though I was not

You challenged me with chirps, but never mocked

You picked me up, did not leave me to rot

I could not merit kindness so extreme

But you have shown me that is just the point

So grace and goodness I have tried to glean

And I'm the leader you will now anoint

You taught me to be tough but never mean
Because of you I love this stupid team