*Flashback*
Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Tour... Egypt. Land of pyramids, land of hot, land of sweaty. Our contestants had loads of fun on the run in the sun. And they still managed to find time to sing some songs, chat up a camel, feed the crocs, and look for a ring. Showing the style on the Nile, Team Adventurers managed to pull off a win. Sister found a way to lose, un-lose, and lose again. And as the sun began to set on the sandy... sands of Egypt, we found out what happens when someone refuses to get along and cooperate with one another. This week, who's gonna sing, who's gonna dance? Who's gonna sell out their friends for a chance at one. Million. Dollars? Welcome to Total. Drama...World Toooour!
*Flashback ends*
*Opening Intro*
The camera shows top of an airport control tower as a brand new spotlight appears from the bottom of the screen and stops in the middle as it turns on. Then the camera showed the spotlight swinging down from the compartment, inside the plane, along with the pair of oxygen masks and the spotlight turns on as well. Then the camera showed up from the plane's engine alongside with a raccoon which was thrown away. And the last camera showed a small camera popping out of the suitcase containing various clothes, mostly undergarments. Finally the clapboard appears from the left and as soon as it stopped clamping down the camera showed the first class seats and after that the camera is sent flying through them. The camera passes the drink cart and then flies next to Chris McLean, forcing him to jump away as the doors to the cockpit opened.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
The camera showed Chef Hatchet piloting the plane and continue to move and passes through the windshield as the camera flies over and through several baggage tugs.
You guys are on my mind
The camera then quickly flies close to the top of a CN Tower. The camera then pass the tower and started moving downwards towards the water with an island, looking really similar to Camp Wawanakwa, in the background.
You ask me what I wanted to be
The camera now shows the underwater and focuses on the pair of sharks that are trying to find someone but fails to do so and shrugged to each other.
And now I think the answer is plain to see
The camera then starts moving upwards towards the surface and shows a boat with the cabin woven from reeds. The camera focuses on the roof of that cabin were Kelly is lying down and sunbathing with a cigarette in her hand.
I wanna be famous
The camera then moved to the other side of the boat and showed both Kirsten and Cordelia fighting with each other, using first their hands but then changing to the wooden oars. The boat leaves the screen, leaving only few reptiles behind. One of the reptiles then winced and looked away as the camera moved right and showed that the boat crashed into an inflatable raft with Jeremy on it. The camera shows the irritated look on his face as the raft began to sunk and in the same moment both Kirsten and Cordelia leaned down in order to help the boy and also glared at each other.
I wanna live close to the Sun
The camera then moved towards the sun behind them and teleports over to the Statue of Liberty, immediately showing the top of its head and shows Marshal helping Nova climb onto the top and send her a flirtatious glare much to her annoyance.
Pack your bags 'cause I've already won
The camera then showed Taylor running past the two and pushing Brooke, who was currently sitting in a baby carriage. Brooke's eyes widened as Taylor blindly pushed the carriage straight into Doug, who was sleeping on their path. Taylor then flipped and fall on Doug but the carriage with Brooke continued driving on its own. The carriage then hit the warning sign with so much force that the sign bent while Brooke was immediately pushed out of the carriage and started falling down the statue.
Everything to prove nothing in my way
The camera then teleports over to the Yukon were Sierra was standing in the middle of nowhere with a Cody plushie, that she has stolen from Brooke, in her hands when suddenly Brooke fall from the sky into Sierra's arms, knocking the plushie into the ground which caused Sierra to look angry and start choking Brooke in anger. The camera then moved to the right and showed Thomas with a picture of Chris McLean in his one hand and with his other hand on his chin.
I'll get there one day
The camera then zoomed and showed that next to Thomas, was standing Jared who found a friendly arctic wolf puppy and then he started touching Thomas's shoulder in order to show him the animal and as soon as Thomas turned to him, he freaked out and run away in fear, much to Jared's surprise. The camera then zoomed again showing a cute baby seal sitting next to Jared but as soon as Jared noticed the animal, it started growling and attacked Jared.
'Cause I wanna be famous
The camera then zoomed into the background and teleported to Nathan and Sammy both surfing, in their swimsuits, on a really big wave. Nate waved then towards the camera while the other boy lost the control over the surfboard and crushed into Nathan, sending them both into water.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
The camera then showed Sam and Andrew walking over a British crosswalk while taking really wide and slow steps to the rhythm of the music when suddenly a Total Drama Jumbo Jet flew down the road, forcing both Sam and Andrew to duck in terror by jumping away. The camera then moved to the top of the plane where everyone of the contestants were building a human pyramid. Every one of them were also wearing a parachute backpacks right now and were kicking their legs into the air. On the bottom were Taylor, Brooke, Thomas, Nathan and Sammy. On the second row were Andrew, Jeremy, Cordelia and Kirsten. On the third row were Nova, Jared and Marshal. On the fourth were Sierra and Kelly. And on the last row was Doug with Sam sitting on his shoulder.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
The camera then showed a Jumbo Jet flying past the Big Ben, causing one face of its clock to spring off. Then the Jet flown past the Eiffel Tower in Paris and caused the mime that was standing on the balcony of his house to drop his croissant. Then, finally, the Jet flown past the rock, which was standing on top of the stone pillar, causing the rock to fall and land in front of the camera with a big thump and creating a big cloud of dust.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
After the cloud of dust disappear, the camera focused on the top of the human pyramid where Doug and Sam were currently smiling at each other. The camera then moved to the second row and showed both Andrew and Jeremy looking at each other with anger in their eyes. Then the camera moved to the first row and showed Sammy trying to talk to Nathan, who was unfortunately more interested in talking to Thomas.
The camera then showed Chef Hatchet in the cockpit, looking above him with a groan on his face. He then makes the plane turn sharply to the left, making the cast fall off the top of the plane and start falling into the ground. The camera then showed most of them falling safely towards the ground with their parachutes already opened.
The camera then showed everyone, already on the ground, and standing in the row: Taylor, Thomas, Brooke, Nathan, Sierra, Doug, Sam, Kelly, Andrew, Cordelia, Nova, Jared and Marshal. The others: Kelly was currently sitting under Doug and holding her head in fear, Sammy landed on the ground, on his face, due to him having a cranky parachute and Jeremy was lying on the ground with his arm pointing at the rest of the cast. In that moment the Jet landed behind them and immediately stopped, showing the logo for TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR.
*Intro ends*
The episode started by showing the Jumbo Jet flying through the blue sky.
*Economic Class*
The camera, first, showed the members of Team Gwody sitting on the bench on the left and then slowly moved right to show the members of Team Victory, sitting on the right bench.
-Ugh! Filthy economic class!- Jeremy complained, looking really annoyed by the accommodations.
-Yeah, like, totally.- Kirsten agreed with her friend.
-Well, it might have been worse.- Cordelia commented with a sad look on her face.
-I really doubt that, Cordelia.- Kirsten replied to her teammate.
-Are you still mad at us for eliminating Kelly?- Sam asked Doug as the camera moved more towards them.
-Sis didn't do anything to gain your distrust so why did it have to end like this?- Doug asked with a sad expression on his face while Sam placed her hand on Doug's shoulder.
-Jeremy's right. This place is terrible.- Nova agreed with the member of the other team.
-Well, it's not like we can help with that case.- Thomas replied to her.
-I know, but still. We didn't win but we didn't lose either so why do we have to be in the loser class?- Nova continued her reasonings.
-In order for you to ask those ridiculous questions.- Marshal replied with an annoyed look on her face.
The camera then turned towards Thomas, Taylor and Brooke. The latter seeming quite uneasy for some reason.
-Is something wrong, Brooke?- Taylor asked her friend.
-I don't know why, but I have this weird feeling that something might happen to our plane.- Brooke explained the reason behind her uneasiness.
-Don't worry Brooke.- Thomas said to her.- I read that planes are, like, one of the most safe form of travel in the world.
-Unless you are in a death-trap.- Marshal interrupted them.
The camera then focused on an ominous patch of boards, on one of the walls. A second later a few of the smaller pieces began to fall to the floor, and with a great rumbling the larger ones got sucked out the hole they had been covering.
-This one for example!- Marshal yelled in fear as the air started sucking everything out.
The camera then showed everyone desperately trying to stay in their seats by fastening the seatbelts or holding onto the benches as the screams echoed throughout the room.
-This is not the way I imagined myself dying!- Taylor yelled.- I was meant to die by overdosing vodka on the party, that I wasn't invited into!- Taylor yelled as she lost the grip of the bench and started flying through the compartment until Thomas grabbed her arm and pulled her towards her.
-Don't worry Taylor, I've got you!- Thomas said with a smile while Taylor sighed.
-Wow! Thanks, Thomas. That was close.- Taylor said with her eyes still wide opened.
The camera then focused on Doug screaming as his seatbelts started tearing up and after a few more seconds, they fully tore up, sending Doug towards the hole in the plane and then, suddenly the rush of air stopped.
The camera then revealed that Doug has been wedged in this hole.
-Thanks god, it's over!- Jeremy said in relief.
-Yeah. My whole life just passed before my eyes.- Cordelia added as she grabbed her chest.
-I'm gonna murder Chris for this one!- Sam exclaimed with an angry expression on her face.
-Not that this isn't fascinating at all.- Doug's voice suddenly interrupted them as the camera showed him once again, still wedged in that hole.- BUT HELP! My butt is being sucked out of a plane!- Doug yelled, loudly, in fear.
*First Class*
The camera, focused, on Sammy as he drank a glass of juice through the straw.
-Ah, the first class is just perfect, isn't guys?- Sammy asked his teammates as the camera revealed Jared, sitting next to him and Andrew and Nathan sitting on the seats, in front of them.
-Like, totally! This is the life of winners!- Nathan said with a cheerful smile on his face.
-Even though we won last time, we mustn't be so positive, guys.- Jared interrupted them.- We are bound to lose someday, you know?
-Jared's right.- Andrew agreed.- There is no guarantee that we will win every challenge.
-Then how about making one of us a leader?- Sammy suggested.
-Great idea, Sammy.- Nathan agreed with his boyfriend.- I don't know about you, but I think Jared should be our leader.
-Wait? Why me?- Jared asked.
-Well, you seem like a leader type of guy. And I'm not even gonna mention that it was your leaderships skills that let us win in Egypt.- Nathan explained with a smile on his face which also made Jared smile a little.
-Guys, not that I don't agree, but there is also my dear friend, Sierra, to consider.- Andrew said, reminding them that there is one more person in their team and after the second the camera showed Sierra looking through some backpacks, in the back of first class.
-Ummm...Your friend is looking through our stuff like a crazy raccoon goes through a dumpster.- Sammy commented while Sierra pulled a shoe from one of the backpacks and started smelling it.
-Did that shoelace just went up her nose or am I getting hallucinations?- Jared asked, looking really grossed out by what was happening while the camera showed Sierra with a shoelace inside her nose and as soon as she opened her mouth, the end of that shoelace popped out.
The camera then returned to the guys, where most of them, looked like they are trying to hold up their barf.
-This is your captain speaking.- Chris' voice suddenly echoed throughout the room through the megaphone.- It's time for everyone to join me in the common area and I mean everyone!
*Eating Area*
The camera now, showed everyone sitting in the Eating Area. The members of Team Adventurers sitting on the far left, the members of Team Gwody in the middle and the members of Team Victory in the far right. In front of them, standing was also Chris.
-Welcome to today's challenges!- Chris greeted all of the contestants.- It's...- Chris started but was soon interrupted by Nova.
-Is it a reward or elimination challenge?- Nova asked, seeming curious about that fact
-Good question Nova, and as if I'm gonna tell ya'!- Chris replied as he put his hands on his waist.
-Well since last episode was an elimination one then today's gotta be a reward for sure.- Andrew pointed out to everyone.
-Oh, I would love a reward!- Brooke said.- Like some candy or other things. Oh! Maybe a meeting with Valerie!- Brooke said with excitement in her voice.
-And I hope you all brought your giant, radioactive Monster repellent cause we're about to land in JAPAN!- Chris announced when suddenly Chef broke through the doors nearby, wearing an orange martial arts uniform in place of his usual clothes and holding a katana in his teeth.
-Oh, Sis always sent her old and worn bikinis, bras and panties on the Internet to the perverted, Japanese guys who sent her back a bunch of creepy messages and videos. One guy sent a video where he ate one of her panties.- Doug said in sadness while most of the contestants looked at him with raised eyebrows.
-Anyway, you got the outfit wrong. This is obviously Chinese.- Nathan said to Chris.
-Wait?! We're going to China?- Taylor asked.
-Thank you Nate.- Chris replied, ignoring Taylor's comment.- Now remember, anyone who doesn't sing...-Chris continued but got interrupted by Nathan again.
-All I meant is that you sometimes should pay attention to things like that.- Nathan pointed out.- I mean...You want to make references to all kinds of movies but you didn't even bother to watch the half of it, do you? The same with countries. I bet you're going through, like, one page on Internet and then you decide to end your job for a day...- Nathan continued mumbling while Chris grew extremely annoyed.
After a second Chris send a smirk to Chef who just nodded and darted toward the side door as the screen went black. Then, a few streaks of white lines crossed it, each one accompanied by a metallic sound that symbolized the door being cut.
The camera, then, focused on Chef as he walked away from that doors. A second later the door shattered and the pieces flew out into the open air.
The plane then began to shake, and the air quickly sucked all of the contestants out of the jet.
The camera then showed the outside of the doors and showed Sierra, Andrew, Marshal, Brooke and Sam falling through those doors.
-Or we could've just landed the plane!- Chris said to Chef, in irritation, as both of them were currently holding onto the doorway.
-Nah, too boring!- Chef replied to Chris.
The camera, then, focused on several contestants as they were falling towards the ground thought the camera mostly focused on people like: Sammy, Nathan, Sierra, Andrew, Brooke, Thomas, Taylor, Marshal, Doug and Kirsten.
Then their screaming got interrupted by the similar sound of a little bell as the icon of the note appeared on the bottom right of the screen, next to Marshal.
-Seriously?!- Marshal yelled, looking more annoyed, than ever before.- You've got to be f**king kidding me!
-Sing, and I might think about saving your musical buttocks!- Chris yelled from the doors of the elimination area.- And maybe try a little harder this time, eh?!- Chris yelled as the camera focused on Kirsten.
*Before We Die*
-We're singing as we're falling!- Kirsten started singing with an annoyed look on her face. The camera then zoomed back and revealed Sam falling next to her.
-Well some are cannonballing!- Sam added as Jeremy, positioned in a cannonball, passed the two girls.
-Yeah!- Jeremy yelled loudly.
-We might just die before your very e~eyes!- Thomas sang as he fall into the foreground from above and then continued falling.
-So consider helping us!- Jared and Andrew sang together as they fall from the top to the bottom of the screen.
-Save us from our cruel demise!- Brooke and Taylor sang as they hugged each other mid-air.
-Cause there're so much we wanna do before we die!- Everyone sang as the camera zoomed back and showed them.
-Win a million!- Sam sang as the camera zoomed on her.
-Soccer champion!- Nova quickly followed while Sam fall into the background.
-Be the best is acoustical!- Cordelia sang as she fell into the screen while Nova moved to backgrounds.
-Marry Cody!- Sierra added with a dreamy eyes when the camera focused on her.
-Grow a goatee!- Marshal sang with a smirk on his face.
-Be an actor in musical!- Jeremy continued as he pushed Marshal off-screen and posed in the air.
-Visit Russia!- Taylor sang happily as the camera focused on her.
-Become such as!- Nathan started as he fell into the screen.
-True hero in a shining shield!- Sammy continued the previous sentence while going from the right side of the screen to the left.
-Fall in love!- Andrew sang as he fall from the top to the bottom of the screen.
-All above!- Doug added as he went from the bottom of the screen to the top.
-An' make sure that my secrets won't get revealed!- Thomas sang as he stopped for a moment and then continued falling.
-But first we must cease dropping, our goal here would be stopping!- Kirsten sang as she fall into the foreground.
-Before we smash into the ground from the sky!- Jared added with a terrified look on his face as the camera focused on him, covering his eyes.
-Flat into little pieces!- Sammy sang as he fall from the top to the bottom of the screen.
-Heads merged with our feetses!- Taylor added as she emerged from the bottom of the screen, while holding her legs.
-That would really suck and here's why!- Brooke added as the camera focused on her.
-We'd love to keep on living!- Nathan sang dramatically as the camera focused on him, and after a moment someone grabbed him by his hand.
-So Chris, we're hope you're giving...- Thomas sang as the camera revealed him as a person that grabbed Nathan's hand. The camera then started moving left and showing various people singing.
-Some wings!- Nova sang quickly.
-A jetpack!- Taylor added with excitement.
-A rift in time!- Brooke proposed while looking down in fear.
-Parachute!- Cordelia sang, also looking quite scared by the predicament, they were in.
-Waterbed!- Sam sand the first thing that come to her mind.
-A trampoline!- Andrew added, not sure what to say.
-Springy shoes!- Sierra continued happily.
-Rocket boots!- Marshal proposed as he rolled his eyes at the other's ideas.
-Flying squirrel!- Sammy cheerily sang.
-Bubble bath!- Jeremy interrupted him by singing his own idea.
-I change to bubbles too!- Sammy simply sang after he heard Jeremy's idea.
-Izzy!- Jared sang in fear.
-Pizza! Wait, no! Chips and some dip will do~o~o~o~o!- Doug sang dramatically as the camera slowly started zooming on his mouth and after a few seconds it started zooming back, this time revealing everyone, holding hands and spinning around Doug that was in the middle of the screen.
-'Cause there's still so much to do before we die.- Everyone sang happily as they started to spin around.
-Yeah, we said it!- Everyone sang together.
-There's still so much to do! There's still so much to do! There's still so much to do before we die!- Everyone continued to sing as they finally stopped spinning and thrown their arms above them.
-Yeah!- Doug ended the song happily as he also throw his arms into the sky.
The camera then returned to showing everyone continue falling towards the ground.
After several more seconds of falling, they eventually landed in a big bowl of rice, with Jeremy being the last person to reach it.
The camera, then, focused on Taylor as she emerged from the rice.
-Cool! We're in China!- Taylor said with excitement in her voice while Jared popped out of the rice, next to her.
-Actually, we're in Japan.- Jared corrected her.
-Really? But I could've swear that it looks like China in here.- Taylor replied.- Do you think we would get to visit the Great Wall of China?
-I...surrender.- Jared replied with a frown.
-YES! I watched several movies about Japan! I know everything about this place!- Nathan explained as he emerged from the rice as well.
-Umm...what you know just send us free-falling out of the plane!- Brooke pointed out to him, sounding a little bit angry.
-Don't listen to her, Nathan.- Thomas said from behind the floater.- She just envies your knowledge.
-I know, like, totally.- Jeremy added while Thomas send him a suspicious glare.
-Anyway, you said that you know everything about Japan? Well, I know Japanese.- Thomas said proudly.- 私があなたを排除するのは時間の問題です.
-What does it mean?- Nathan asked with curiosity.
-I said: "You're as beautiful as a flower."- Thomas said with a smirk on his face while Nathan's face turned pink.
-I-I-I have a b-boyfriend.- Nathan replied nervously and looked away.
*Time skip*
The camera, now, showed all the teams inside some building with a traditional Japanese images in the background. The members of Team Gwody Should Should Should Should Should Be Canon were standing furthest to the left, the members of Team Victory were standing furthest to the right and members of Team Adventurers were standing in-between them.
The camera, then, quickly moved towards right and revealed Chris, who was currently standing next to a gigantic, gold gong.
-Okay, our first challenge is inside a Japanese game show studio!- Chris said to the contestants.- Bow before the...Super Human Mega Pinball Smash!- Chris announced as the camera zoomed back and revealed the enormous version of the Pinball Machine, with three balls waiting on the side: the pink one, the yellow one and the blue one.
-Excuse me?- Marshal asked as he raised his eyebrow.
-Oh my god! I love Japanese game shows! Me and Valerie always watch some when they air on TV!- Brooke revealed the fact to the rest of the cast.
-Oh, Sister would love to be smashed around by a big ball.- Doug said with sadness as he looked down.
-Yeah, too bad that she isn't here anymore.- Kirsten replied with a visible sarcasm in her voice.
-Kirsten, do not be so non-empathetic towards Doug. Did you already forgot that his own sister got eliminated?- Cordelia said to her teammate as she defended Doug.
-Ugh. Could the two of you just shut up?- Sam asked, looking annoyed by both of the girls from her team when suddenly a loud sound of a gong appeared out of nowhere, startling all of the remaining contestants.
-Oh, look! My own personal idiot-gong.- Chris said with a smirk on his face as the camera showed him standing next to an enormous, golden gong.
-Okay, I'm gonna need one volunteer from each team to climb onto these giant hamster balls...- Chris started explaining as the camera, once again focused on the enormous hamster balls, in the team colors.- Then, your teammates are gonna beat you around the game board, scoring points by bouncing you off the bumpers and pumps.- Chris explained as the camera focused on the scoreboard with Team Gwody's icon at the top, Team Adventurers' icon in the middle, and Team Victory's icon at the bottom. After that the camera also zoomed on some bumpers, which were also painted in the colors of the teams.
-Most points wins and I have a special, local surprise for each of you to share your little ball-shaped paradise with.- Chris explained further while most of the contestants raised their eyebrows.- So, teams, select a ball guy...or gal.- Chris said with a smirk on his face.- Adventurers?
-We choose Jared.- Nathan simply replied.
-Wait?! Why me?!- Jared asked, looking surprised by that turn of events.
-You, yourself, told us that you want to prove yourself to us as a leader, didn't you?- Nathan asked.
-Nate's kinda right, sorry Jared.- Sammy said with an apologetic look on his face.
-But you can't do that! I'm practically bound to lose this challenge!- Jared explained with his usual, pessimistic attitude.
-Don't be so hard on yourself, Jared. I'm sure you'll do great.- Andrew cheered his teammate up.
-I think Andrew's right! You're gonna be perfect for this, Red!- Sierra added while Jared shivered upon hearing his nickname.
-Coolio! Here's your pinball buddy.- Chris said as he pulled out a panda from behind him.
-A panda? But aren't pandas from China?- Nathan asked, looking angered up by the, yet, another cultural mistake.
-That's not the problem!- Jared interrupted him.- Isn't it illegal?! Aren't pandas, like, an endangered species or something?!- Jared pointed out in fear.
-That's soooo not cool Chris!- Andrew added, also not happy at that choice.
-Eh, whatever.- Chris replied with a shrug and throw a panda towards Jared. A second later the camera showed the panda attacking and punching Jared into the face while he started screaming much to everyone's surprise.
-Awwww...cute!- Chris replied with a smile.- Team Victory?
-I'm...- Jeremy started and then gulped in fear.- Scared of teddy bears and everything that resembles them...- Jeremy said and then continued to shiver from fear.
-I'm too tired to do that.- Doug said, not even trying to hide that fact.
-I think...I am not very...ummmm...proper for this particular challenge.- Cordelia replied with a scared look on her face.
-What she said.- Kirsten quickly said, also wanting to avoid this challenge while Sam sighed in defeat.
-Fine! I'll do it!- Sam said with an annoyed look on her face.
-Then prepare for danger.- Chris said with an evil smirk on his face.- Incoming!- Chris yelled as he thrown a panda, which was already prepared to attack Sam and was looking at her with its claws pulled out, towards Sam.
Then, the camera focused on Sam as something unbelievable happened. Sam quickly grabbed the panda by its waist and her demeanor immediately changed.
-Who's the cutest, little panda in the world?!- Sam started saying to the panda, with a really high-pitched, girly voice as she started hugging the panda and also started scratching it behind its ear.- Yes, you are! Yes, you are! You are so cute that I almost drown into your cuteness!
-Awwww...- Brooke started squealing.
-Awwww...- Cordelia continued after her.
-Awwww...- Sammy squealed as well, looking both surprised and proud of Sam's attitude.
-Awwww...- Nova and Taylor both squealed as well.
-Aaahhhh!- Jared screamed, still being beaten up by the panda.
Then, Sam suddenly noticed that everyone's looking at her and pulled the panda away, a blush forming on her face.
-I meant...you're kinda cool.- Sam said in embarrassment as she looked away.
-And, Team Gwody Should Should Should Should Should Be Canon?- Chris asked.
-Nova's face could use a little remodeling.- Marshal said sarcastically with a smirk on his face.
-Ummm...Aren't you the local, hamster lover here? Maybe you should do it?- Nova pointed out to him.
-Ummm...It has nothing to do with it!- Marshal replied with a blush on his face.- And besides I don't take care of those hamsters anymore.- Marshal said and crossed his arms and then suddenly, one hamster popped out of the one of his jacket's pockets.
-Not now, little one.- Marshal said quietly to the hamster as he turned away from Nova.
-I think that I should do it!- Taylor said with excitement.- I'm not scared of some mini-bears!- Taylor announced while Thomas interrupted her.
-But it's too dangerous! What if one of them have rabies.- Thomas pointed out to her.- Je devrais le faire!- Thomas added after the moment as the camera showed Brooke, looking annoyed by the constant bickering of her teammates.
-Oh shut up! All of you! I'll do it!- Brooke yelled really loudly while everyone raised their eyebrows in surprise.
*Confessional-Brooke*
-Ummmm...I'm kinda annoyed already by constant bickering of my teammates. Nova and Marshal are arguing non-stop while Thomas is clearly trying to flirt with Taylor, who is obviously not into him but is also oblivious to his feelings. Also, being with this cute, little panda may finally calm me down a little.
*Confessional ends*
-You might want to bring some boxing gloves, Brooke.- Chris suggested to the girl with a smirk on his face- Because the beast, you'll be sharing your space with is...Sierra!- Chris announced while Brooke gulped in fear.
-Incoming!- Sierra's voice yelled from behind.
-What?- Brooke asked in surprise when suddenly Sierra jumped onto Brooke, sending both of them to the ground.
-Wait! That's so unfair!- Nova interrupted them.- Sierra could sabotage us due to her being on Team Adventurers!- Nova pointed out to the host.
-Yeah...not my problem.- Chris said and shrugged while Nova gritted her teeth in anger.
*Confessional-Nova*
-Just as always, Chris is trying everything to ruin my plans! But I will not back down! Mark my words! Some day, I will win a season of Total Drama!
*Confessional ends*
-It's Human Pinball time!- Chris announced as the camera showcased all of the three balls in the plunger. Then, the camera showed Chef, dressed as a fairly stereotypical samurai, as he pulled the knob back and sent the balls flying. All of the three balls: blue, pink and yellow started rolling into the playfield.
-Ow! Leave me alone!- Jared yelled in pain as the camera showed the inside of the pink ball, and revealed Jared getting continuously getting punched into the face by the panda.
The camera then showed the view from outside the ball, and showed Jared's ball hitting a red bumper and then showing the scoreboard as Team Adventurers score was raised by 2000 points.
The camera then showed Team Gwody's ball as it also hit the red bumper but scored only 1000 points.
-Sorry panda! Please forgive me! I knew I would lose!- Jared's screams were heard from outside the ball as his hamster ball bumped into another two bumpers.
The camera then focused again on Team Gwody's ball as it rolled into the center hole of the playfield and was sent into the air.
The camera then showed the footage of the inside of the ball, showing both Sierra and Brooke floating mid-air before they started falling towards the ground.
-Break my fall!- Sierra yelled as she grabbed Brooke and shoved her underneath her while Brooke screamed in fear.
The camera, then, focused on Team Victory's ball where Sam was holding the panda in her right hand and was controlling the ball pretty smoothly by running. The panda then started pointing towards somewhere.
-You're right, my cute, little, smart panda bear.- Sam started saying in the over-pitched girly voice again while the panda blushed.- Who's my little, smartie panda. You are!- Sam continued to praise her panda while the camera moved back and showed her ball hitting various bumpers near the corner of the playfield and adding over 20000 points to her team's account.
The camera then showcased the members of Team Adventurers as they tried to move the left paddle a little.
-C'mon guys! Just...a little...more...- Nathan started encouraging his teammates as they continued pushing it.
-It would way easier if Sierra wasn't forced to accompany Brooke in her team's ball.- Andrew sighed in defeat when suddenly a blue ball of Team Gwody's hit the flipper, they all were trying to push, and were thrown behind by the impact of the hit.
-Thanks for the help, guys! Now I'm gonna win for sure!- Brooke exclaimed from inside her ball.
-Oh, no! I won't let you!- Sierra yelled as she jumped onto Brooke and started pressuring her neck with her hands.
-Wait...stop...I can't breath!- Brooke yelled as she tried to catch some breath.
The camera, then focused once more on the yellow ball, as it was hitting several bumpers all across the playfield and the scoreboard showed them having, already, over 250000 points.
Then the camera showed Team Adventurers' ball as Jared's screams continued to play in the air as it hit the next two bumpers, and their score was raised up to 127000 points.
Meanwhile Team Gwody's ball had trouble scoring at all, having only around 12000 points due to Sierra preventing Brooke from scoring any.
The camera then, once again, focused on Brooke's ball as it bounced off several bumpers and headed towards the drain. It passed it and soon reached the back wall.
After that, one of the half popped open, and in the same second Brooke fall into the ground, squealing in pain, as her body was covered in several scratches. Sierra then walked away from the ball, stepping on Brooke's back in the process.
-If I got a point for every time, she punched me in there...- Brooke started but was quickly interrupted by Sierra.
-You'd be a millionaire.- Sierra chuckled creepily and walked away like nothing happened.
*Confessional-Brooke*
The camera showed Brooke, picking in her ear.
-Is this her gum?- Brooke asked as she pulled out a gum from her ear.- Ewwwwwww...
-Why is this happening to me?!- Brooke cried into the air.- Wait? Something is wrong.- Brooke suddenly said in fear as she started looking for something in her clothes.- Where is it?!
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Sierra*
-Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!- Sierra squealed loudly in happiness as she was shown, holding Cody's plushie in her hands.
-Look what I got from Brooke's back pocket! CODY!- Sierra yelled loudly as she couldn't control her happiness anymore and started hugging the plushie and squealing again.
*Confessional ends*
The camera then showed as the pink ball hit some bumpers and were send into the drain as well.
The camera showed, then, Jared exiting the ball with an unconscious panda in his hands.
-I told you, I would lose this!- Jared yelled while sobbing over the panda's body.
*Confessional-Jared*
-I'm pathetic! I can't even do something as simple as keeping the panda safe! I should be the one going home next! And in fact! I'm sure I will! Ugh! My own tears! They falling into my scratches!
*Confessional ends*
The final ball, of Team Victory, finally made its way towards the drain as well and stopped next to the Team Gwody's ball. The ball then opened and Sam exited it with a panda, as she raised it into the air with her hands, and smirked towards the camera while Jeremy, Cordelia and Kirsten started cheering for her teammate.
-With an amazing score of 590000 points, Team Victory takes victory in the superhuman, mega, bimbos smash! And also, wins a leg-up in the next Japanese challenge.- Chris announced happily.
-I hate my life!- Jared yelled while the camera, once again, focused on him.
-Will the panda make full recovery? Will Jared come to actually enjoy his life? Or will his teammates have to care about him all the time? Stay tuned! There's more wacky-cappy-macky-teriyaki action, after the break.- Chris said and winked to the camera as the screen went black.
*After the break*
-Welcome to Total Drama Action!- Chris announced as he looked straight into the camera, as he was standing in the middle of the film lot from the previous season while some Japanese words appeared on the screen.
-Where there will be crazy action...- Chris started as the camera showed a clip of Nova, Taylor and Brooke running away while being chased by the bear.
-And kooky filming...- Chris' voice continued as the camera showed a clip of Kirsten and Sammy, carrying some lights onto the top of the fake hill, together.
-And somber eating.- Chris ended as the camera showed a clip of Doug eating the fake food in the first episode of Action.
The camera then showed the confessional with Doug sitting inside.
-Very nice food. I like it.- Doug said to the camera...but what came out wasn't Doug's usual voice but the voice of someone entirely else.
-Hey there, oh so cute monster.- Kelly, whose voice also was dubbed, said as the camera showed her being put down on the ground by the big, animatronic monster.
-Total Drama Action! Coming soon! Pears and apples of fun!- Chris said lastly as the camera showed him and Chef at the Gilded Chris Award Ceremony and then the camera showed everyone being chased by the animatronic monster before the screen changed into the static.
The camera then moved back and revealed everyone, including Chris and Chef, sitting or standing in the first class, inside the plane, as they watched the commercial on the enormous screen before their eyes.
The camera, then, turned around and showed the surprised looks on everyone's faces.
-Ummmm...What did we just saw?- Andrew asked, looking more surprised than the people around him.
-That piece of cinematic gold is the Japanese promo!- Chris said as he walked, in front of the screen.- Total Drama is huuuuge here!- Chris announced.
-Um, pardon me but this was in English. Then why did people waste so much time and exertion to dub this if we already spoke English?- Cordelia asked, not entirely understanding the reason behind it.
-Turns out the locals just don't like the sounds of y'all, sorry.- Chris replied with a smirk on his face and shrugged.
-As if you're sorry!- Kirsten replied with an angry glare.
-True...Ready for your next challenge?- Chris said quickly, in order to change the topic.
-I hope, you paid attention because you'll be writing, directing and producing your very own Japanese commercial!- Chris announced the challenge to the contestants.- There's a brand new candy hitting the Japanese market. It's chef's Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fishtails!- Chris announced as he pulled out a pink bag of snacks, with a picture of a fishtail on the front.- I call this...The Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fishtails Challenge...of celebration fun.- Chris ended and smirked to the camera.
-Mmmm...You said we were going to pay a real Tokyo ad firm!- Chef reminded Chris, with an angry look on his face.
-Oops. I did, didn't I?- Chris said with an innocent smile on his face.- As props, you'll be allowed to use anything you can find in the airplane storage area!- Chris announced to the teams.- Since Team Victory won the first challenge, they get to choose their props first.- Chris announced while the members of Team Victory cheered together.- With Team Adventurers choosing second, and Team Gwody Should Should Should Should Should Be Canon stuck with...whatever drags are left.- Chris said while all members of Team Gwody crossed their arms in annoyance.
*Cargo Hold-Team Victory*
The camera, now, showed all members of Team Victory looking through the cargo, searching for something useful.
-Did you found anything interesting, girls?- Jeremy asked while looking behind some box.
-I, somehow, found our anti-Kelly t-shirts from the aftermaths, last season.- Kirsten said as she indeed pulled out one of those t-shirts from the box and immediately thrown it behind her.
-Oh.- Doug sighed.- Even though it's crossed out, it's still Sis' face.- Doug said with a sadness all over his face.
-Oh, stop whining already!- Kirsten yelled, looking annoyed by the constant comments from Doug.
-Um, Kirsten? Maybe you should be a little more understanding?- Sam pointed out to her.- His sister just got voted out by us, it's natural that he would feel a little down.- Sam explained to her teammate.
-He's always feeling a little down! Or tired! Or sleepy! Or all of them!- Kirsten yelled, looking annoyed by both of her teammates.
-Pardon me, but I am under the impression of me, actually, finding something peculiar that we can use.- Cordelia interrupted them as politely as she could.
-What do you got there, Cord?- Jeremy asked as he approached the girls.
-Look, everyone!- Cordelia said as she pushed the box to the others.- The miniature version of Tokyo, a monster costume and one of the superhero costumes from last season.
-Great idea, Cord!- Jeremy said with excitement.- We can make a monster movie-based commercial!
-Fine, it works.- Sam said.- Um...can I play the superhero? I mean...I won on that episode, last season so...- Sam said, trying not to sound super pushy about it.
-Cool with me.- Jeremy replied while the other girls quickly nodded as well.
-Yes! I-I-I meant...cool...whatever.- Sam replied, trying not to sound to excited about that fact.
-But whose gonna play the monster, if I may ask?- Cordelia asked her teammates as she raised and eyebrow in thought.
-I got it covered.- Kirsten replied.- DOUG! COME HERE!- Kirsten yelled loudly and Doug approached them.
-Yeah, yeah, I'm coming. No need to scream.- Doug replied.- What's happening?
-Listen here, fat*ss! We're gonna play a little game, now. The rules are simple. From now on, my name would be "Yes Ma'am" and your name would be "Hey you". And you will do everything that me, Sam or anyone else on this team would ask you to do.- Kirsten explained her 'game' to Doug.
-Pft! As if I'd be your personal slave.- Doug replied sarcastically and rolled his eyes.- I'm not that dumb, you know?- Doug asked but in the same moment Kirsten grabbed Doug's shoulder and kicked him into his private parts with all her force, causing him to squeal in pain and fall onto the ground.
-Kirsten!- Cordelia yelled out, surprised by Kirsten's action while she just rolled her eyes.
-Listen Doug, if you don't play our little 'game' then we're gonna eliminate you, simple?- Kirsten simply said to Doug.
-Alright! Alright! Fine!- Doug squealed in pain.
-Fine...?- Kirsten asked and raised her eyebrow.
-I meant "Yes Ma'am!"- Doug yelled in fear while Kirsten nodded.
-Good. Now, you'll gonna play the monster.- Kirsten said and throw the spider-monster costume on Doug.
After the second the camera showed, all the members of Team Victory passing Team Adventurers, on their way out of the cargo hold, and as others walked away, Jeremy stopped before the other team, with the box of his team props, still in his hands.
-Hey guys, good luck with your commercial.- Jeremy said with a deceiving smile on his face.
-Thanks, Jeremy! It's really nice of you to say, even though we're on different teams.- Sammy pointed out.
-Yeah, it's so sportsmanship like.- Andrew pointed out with a smile.
-Also, I would like to congratulate you. After all you have a real movie fanatic on your team. There is no way, you're gonna lose like that.- Jeremy pointed out as he pointed at Nathan with his finger.
-Who? Me?- Nathan asked in surprise.
-Well, didn't you say that you always went on movie nights with your friends? I'm sure that you have skills and knowledge that will surely help you guys win.- Jeremy explained, trying to hide his smirk away.
-Well...Thank you.- Nathan replied, sounding more confident than before.
-Once again, good luck.- Jeremy said as he walked away, unaware of Sierra who was sending him a suspicious glare.
*Confessional-Sierra*
-Look, I watched season 1 and season 2 like fourteen times! And I know that when people talk like that, they usually have some ulterior motives hidden behind their back. I think that we need to keep a close eye on Jeremy. After all, those kind of acts always identify with the villains. I mean, Heather, Marshal, Nova and...Brooke...
*Confessional ends*
*Cargo Hold-Team Adventurers*
The camera, now, showed the members of Team Adventurers looking through various boxes.
-Oh, guys! I just come up with a great idea!- Sierra suddenly exclaimed to the her teammates.- We should do a Chris-oriented ad! Chris LOVES things that are centered around him!- Sierra said with a creepy smile on her face.
-But didn't he said that Chef would judge our ads?- Sammy asked, not remembering correctly.
-Well, I think it's a great idea, Sierra.- Andrew replied, trying to encourage his new friend while Sierra blushed a little bit.
-But Sammy's right.- Jared interrupted them.- If Chef's gonna judge then he probably wouldn't want a Chris-oriented ad.- Jared made his point and explained it to his teammates.
-But...-Andrew tried to say but got interrupted by Sierra.
-Wait, Andrew, Sammy and Red might have some points. Let me think about it.- Sierra said as she placed her finger on her chin.- Hmmmmm...Oh! I know! Since Red was in secret alliance with Chef last season then maybe he told you a thing or two about his likes and dislikes!- Sierra proposed the idea to her teammates with hopeful eyes.
-Well...He wasn't exactly open about lot of things...- Jared said with a disappointing look on his face.
-Fear not my fellow teammates!- Nathan suddenly interrupted their conversation.- I just come up with an idea for an amazing Japanese-oriented ad that will lead us to the victory!
-Really? That's great Nate!- Sammy said with a smile on his face.- So what's the idea?
-I will explain everything after you help me with props. But in the summary, I have the vision of the great battle between good and evil with some candy fishtails alongside the road.- Nathan explained as his eyes lightened up, full of excitement.
-What do you think, Sierra?- Andrew asked his friend.
-Well, we can try. Chef is a military man, so maybe he would like a battle concept.- Sierra replied to Andrew while he nodded.
*Cargo Hold-Team Gwody*
The camera, currently, showed the members of Team Gwody, standing in the middle of the cargo hold and looking at the boxes, containing all the stuff that was left.
-Great! A pile of useless stuff, that nobody wants!- Marshal complained in anger as the camera zoomed on the things that were left by other teams: a single doughnut, an empty aquarium and a dead bird.
-Ugh! Goodbye first class.- Nova complained as well, when suddenly, the camera zoomed on the shadow figure with red eyes, who quickly came back into hiding.
The camera then showed the members of Team Gwody, looking there with a surprised and frightened looks on their faces as they notice the figure and a dramatic music started playing.
-Was that?- Thomas asked, looking extremely surprised by what he just saw.
*Somewhere on the plane-Team Victory*
The camera, now, showed both Kirsten and Sam, who was already wearing her superhero costume, which consisted of a green couple of boots and gloves, a violet, overall, tight, spandex with a large black circle on her chest and a violet broken heart inside it, a purple cloak and a violet mask that covers only her eyes. Both of them were currently building the tiny city of Tokyo by using the mock-up that they found in the cargo. Suddenly, a big thud echoed throughout the place, causing few props to fall down. Both girls then turned right and noticed that Doug, who was currently wearing the costume of a big, radioactive spider, fall asleep on the ground.
-Ugh! Not again.- Kirsten complained, stood up and approached Doug.
-Wait, Kirsten!- Sam yelled.- Maybe we shouldn't...- Sam tried to say something but before she could end her sentence, Kirsten pulled Doug into a sitting position and slapped him into his face, with all her might, causing him to wake up.
-OUCH! What gives Kirsten?- Doug yelled, looking annoyed by her waking him up.
-Excuse me?!- Kirsten asked, sending Doug an angry and impatient glare while Doug realized what was happening.
-I meant "What am I supposed to do ma'am?!"- Doug yelled as he stood up.
-Be useful and make a cup of cappuccino for both me and Sam!- Kirsten ordered Doug.- Oh! And mine have to need tiny cookies inside too!- Kirsten added, after a moment.
-Kirsten, stop. Don't you think that you're a little too harsh to him?- Sam asked her teammate.
-Ha! As if! This way he's will be at least somehow useful.- Kirsten replied to Sam.- Now, quick! Go make us those coffees!- Kirsten yelled at Doug when suddenly Cordelia and Jeremy entered the room with boxes, containing props, in their hands.
-Did I hear right? Is Doug making coffee for everyone?- Cordelia asked while Kirsten nodded with a smirk on her face.- Well, that is very noble of you Doug. If you do not mind, would you make me a cup of green tea as well?- Cordelia asked, politely.
-Oh, and you could also make me a sandwich!- Jeremy joined the others in making demands from Doug.
-You heard them Doug, now hurry up!- Kirsten yelled to him as he walked away with an angry face of his own.
Seconds later, the camera also shows Cordelia as she picked up a bag of candy fishtails and put one in her mouth, in order to taste it, but just after a second, she immediately puked it out.
*Confessional-Cordelia*
-Like rotted fish intestine with a side-order fermented squid and dirty hockey equipment.- Cordelia said in disgust and seconds later she started barfing onto the ground.
*Confessional-Doug*
-Who does Kirsten think she is?! Huh? If I wasn't this tired then maybe I would talk back to her!
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Kirsten*
-I am a genius! I created a monkey slave for my own personal use!
*Confessional ends*
*Cargo Hold-Team Gwody*
The camera returned then to Team Gwody, who tried to come up with an idea for their ad.
-We'll have the candy fishtails swimming in the fish tank, then they jumped out of water and play baseball!- Brooke proposed the idea to her teammates.- Oh, and we'll use my plushie of Gwen, like, duh!- Brooke quickly added.
-Booooooooring!- Marshal interrupted her.- A samurai getting captured by ninjas but then breaking out of their grasp and beating the s**t out of them by eating candy fishtails.- Marshal proposed his idea to the rest of the team.
-Guys?! Can we use those?! They look awesome!- Taylor exclaimed as she picked up a yellow hammer and yellow sickle while most of her teammates raised their eyebrows in surprise.- What?
-Well, I'm happy with every idea as long as I can use my perfect Japanese.- Thomas said, truthfully.
-Baseball!- Brooke yelled.
-Samurais!- Marshal yelled back.
-Hammer and sickle!- Taylor continued yelling.
-Japanese!- Thomas joined as well.
-SHUT UP!- Nova interrupted them.- You're all idiots!- Nova continued.- Just leave the directing to me! I will create us the best commercial in the world.- Nova commented with a smirk on her face.
-Really?- Marshal asked as he raised his eyebrow.
-No way! You just want to talk us into doing all the work while you'd do nothing at all!- Brooke said.
-No!- Nova denied it.- Well maybe...but! I'm still a better leader than any of you.- Nova declared proudly.
-Oh, you bi...- Brooke was already ready to fight with Nova but was interrupted by Marshal, who grabbed her arm.
-Wait Brooke. I might have a better idea.- Marshal replied while Brooke took her hand from his grasp.
-What?!- Brooke asked.
-Nova, we'll let you be our team leader.- Marshal declared.
-What?!- Every member of the team yelled in unison, all surprised by what he just said.
-Who are you and what have you done with Marshal?!- Taylor yelled at the boy which caused him to roll his eyes.
-But just so you'll know, Nova. If we lose, I'll just sit back calmly and watch you taking drop of shame with a smile on my face.- Marshal explained to Nova.- Anyway, I'm out of here!- Marshal said as he walked away.
-Wait! Where are you going?!- Nova yelled after him.
-It's your first task as our leader. Do our ad and don't f**k this up or else you're dead!- Marshal yelled back.
-If he's not doing it then so am I.- Brooke said, too tired to be in the same place as her teammates.- Good luck with making our ad.- Brooke added as she walked away.
-Ugh! I hate those people! What am I gonna do now?!- Nova yelled as she grabbed her face in desperation.
-Don't worry, Nova! Me and Tommy don't leave our friends alone!- Taylor said as she placed her hand on Nova's shoulder in order to cheer her up.
-Tommy?!- Thomas asked, looking both surprised and embarrassed by the nickname.- Wait?! We do?- Thomas added when he realized the other part of Taylor's sentence.
-Of course, now, let's make the most awesome, incredible, adrenaline-pumping ad ever!- Taylor yelled with excitement in her voice.- While you were arguing, I found this super fireworks!- Taylor said as she showed the fireworks to both Nova and Thomas.
-Thanks. I needed that.- Nova replied.- Let's show Brooke and Marshal, who's the boss.- Nova said with determination.
*Confessional-Nova*
-For the record, I wasn't sad or particularly pitying myself. I was just mad at, both, Marshal and Brooke for leaving and putting everything on my shoulders, with a hope of a chance to get me eliminated. Ugh! Those two really have the guts...
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Thomas*
-Oficiálně jsem uvězněn v týmu zkurvených idiotů, kteří spolu nemohou žít. Prostě perfektní!
*Confessional ends*
*Somewhere on the plane-Team Adventurers*
The camera showed Nathan and Andrew, wearing their armors, which were also their costumes, and were currently tying the rest of their teammates with the rope.
-But I don't get it! Why I have to be the villain?!- Andrew asked with a really uncomfortable look on his face.
-Because Sierra doesn't fit to this role, Sammy is more of a damsel in distress type of person while Jared is...well Jared.- Nathan explained to him and pointed at Jared, who was currently looking down and sobbing quietly.
-Oooooohhh...it's his depressing season, isn't it?- Andrew asked.
-Don't worry, Andy. You'll be perfect for this job. I just know it.- Sierra said and winked to Andrew.
*Confessional-Andrew*
-Did Sierra just tried to flirt with me?! Does she have feelings for me?!
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Sierra*
-Of course that I don't have feelings for Andrew! Codykins is after all the man who captured my heart. Oh, Cody...I did that because I read on some blog that if you flirt with a boy from time to time then they are more likely to try harder in order to show you that they're better than others.
*Confessional ends*
-Anyway, now onto the fight scene.- Nathan said.
-Wait, but what about the camera, Nathan?- Andrew asked.
-Firstly, the camera is gonna switch on automatically as soon as she notice any movements in front of her. And secondly, I told you to call me "Sensei"!- Nathan said cockily while Andrew rolled his eyes.
-You have five minutes to film your ad!- Chris' voice suddenly echoed throughout the place.- Then it's Happy Fish...Yum...what...whatever, we'll be watching them in five minutes!- Chris yelled once more.
*Cargo Hold-Team Gwody*
The camera showcased the POV of a filming camera, which was focused on Taylor, having lights wrapped around her shoulders, holding fireworks and a sickle in one hand, doughnut and a hammer in another and also having a Gwen plushie, stuffed in the pocket of her jacket.
-Are you sure, you'll know what we're doing?- Nova asked, scared that Taylor may not be the best person for this.
-No! But I already feel adrenaline pumping inside of me! So that must be a good sign!- Taylor yelled with excitement.
-Don't worry Nova, we're gonna win this. After all, we have you as our leader.- Thomas cheered his teammate up.
-Geez...Thanks for words of encouragement.- Nova said as she rolled her eyes.- Anyway, we're rolling!- Nova announced as she clicked the button on the side of the camera, she was holding.
*Time skip*
*First Class*
The camera returned then to the place where Chris and Chef showed the contestants the promo for Total Drama Action, as everyone gathered around. Sam, Nathan and Doug were still wearing their costumes while the rest of the cast remained in their usual attires.
-Why don't you two just change into your normal clothes?- Kirsten asked, both Sam and Doug, with an annoyed look on her face.
-Because why not?!- Sam replied with rather rude demeanor while Doug just shrugged.
-I'm too tired and too lazy to do that now.- Doug replied, truthfully, gaining an angry glare from Kirsten in the same moment.
-Alright! Now, that you're done filming, it's time to see if your hard work has paid off.- Chris interrupted them as walked into the front of everyone and stopped next to the monitor.- Chef?
-No budget, no ad agency, rip-off, cheese-ball, cheap show.- Chef muttered under his breath as he raised his remote towards the monitor.
-First up! Team Victory with "Ultra Violet in Tokyo"!- Chris announced as he gestured towards the monitor, which had switched on.
*"Ultra Violet in Tokyo"*
The camera, first, showed one of the cardboard box buildings before zooming back and revealing Doug, wearing his monster costume, standing above the fake city with a yellowish background behind him.
-Grrraaaaahhhhh! I'm a moooooonnnnnssseeeerrrrr!- Doug started growling as he began destroying the little city. First, he stomped on the cardboard box building, then kicked away another one and lately he picked up two trucks and smashed them together with his hands.
The camera then turned down and showed Cordelia, Kirsten and Jeremy, all wearing military helmets, and with fear in their eyes. They were also positioned in a specific angle that make them look as if they were in the city while Doug towered above them.
-Oh my! What are we gonna do now?!- Cordelia yelled in fear.
-We should save ourselves! Preferably me!- Kirsten yelled while Cordelia send her a suspicious glare.
-Please don't harm the children!- Jeremy yelled to Doug with tears of defeat in his eyes.
-Wait!- Kirsten suddenly interrupted him.- Look! There in the sky!- She said and pointed upwards.
-Is it a bird? Is it a plane?- Cordelia started proposing.
-No it's our last hope!- Jeremy continued as he wiped away his tears.
-Ultra Violet!- All of them yelled as the camera moved upwards to reveal a 'flying' Sam, wearing her superhero costume, the same one she designed for a superhero movie challenge in Action.
-She will save us!- Kirsten yelled.
-She's the end of our worries.- Cordelia continued.
-She's so hot!- Jeremy added while Cordelia and Kirsten, both, send him a questioning look.- What?
-Don't worry good people! Ultra Violet will not disappoint you!- Sam yelled from the air as she pulled out a bag of candy fishtails.- Time to use my special power!- She added as she took one candy from the bag and throw it towards Doug, who caught it with his mouth and ate.
-Mhhmmm...delicious.- Doug commented as he started rubbing his belly.
The camera then showed Doug, as he began dancing to a quick, modern, electronic music, in front of an orange-and-yellow spiral background. The heads of his five teammates then appeared around him. Sam's was on top left, Kirsten's on bottom left, Cordelia's on top right and Jeremy's on bottom right.
-Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time! Candy Fishtails! Better than no-no! Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time! Tastes so good! Wash your face!- Four heads sang together and in the end they were replaced by the bag of candy fishtails that spinned into the middle of the screen and seconds later, the commercial ended.
*Commercial end*
-Next up, Team Adventurers with "The Samurai's Legacy"!- Chris announced as the next ad started playing.
*"The Samurai's Legacy"*
The commercial started by focusing on Nathan, wearing his samurai's costume and holding his fake, green lightsaber. He was standing in the stereotypical Japanese countryside.
The camera the turned to the other side and showed Andrew, wearing a black armor and a mask, representing Satan. He was also holding a fake, red lightsaber. Behind him, on the other hand, were standing Sierra, Sammy and Jared, who got tied with a rope to each other.
-Oh, the Great Samurai! Help us!- Sammy yelled in fear.
-We got captured by that Evil Magistrate!- Sierra added quickly.
-We are dooooooooomed!- Jared yelled, desperately while Sammy and Sierra looked at him.
-Don't worry, citizens of Tokyo! I will defeat Evil Magistrate and then I'll save you!- Nathan yelled back as he prepared for a battle.
-Wait. Great Samurai...- Andrew started talking with a very deep voice.- We don't have to fight. Just go and join me on the dark side! We have cookies and all of the best snacks on the world!- Andrew yelled in all seriousness.
-But your cookies have raisins!- Nathan replied.- And by the way nothing will defeat the awesome taste of Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fishtails!- Nathan yelled as he quickly approached him and the both started fighting with their fake lightsabers.
-You can't defeat me, Evil Magistrate! I am superior in this fight! I have the power of Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fishtails! And, now, prepare yourself and your spleen for a world of spinning pain!- Nathan yelled when Andrew suddenly interrupted him.
-Wait, what's a spleen?- Andrew asked when suddenly Nathan placed his lightsaber in a position, that it looked like it went through Andrew's stomach.
-Owwww! My freaking spleen!- Andrew yelled in pain.- Ow! Ugh! Ow!- Andrew started groaning in pain when suddenly he fall on the ground and stopped moving.
-Ouch. Now I'm most likely dead.- Andrew said quickly as Nathan run towards the rest of his teammates and untied them.
-Oh, Great Samurai! Thanks for saving us!- Sierra yelled, with happiness on her face.
-You were incredible!- Sammy added.
-How did you do that?- Jared asked.
-As I said before...- Nathan started as he pulled out a bag of candy fishtails.- I could have never done that without the power of Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fishtails running through my veins!- Nathan declared and then turned to the camera.- Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fishtails! Release the power of Great Samurai inside you as well!- Nathan said and send a smirk to the camera as the commercial ended.
*Commercial end*
-Well...that was kinda interesting.- Chris said, not really amused by the idea.
-That turned out, quite awkward to be honest.- Jared said truthfully.
-Maybe Sierra's idea about the commercial focused on Chris wasn't so bad.- Andrew suddenly said, also not looking proud because of their ad.
-See, I told you!- Sierra blurted out without even thinking.
-But that was art! I put years of my movie watching experience into that! It wasn't so bad! Right? Sammy?- Nathan asked his boyfriend while Sammy looked quite guilty.
-Well...- Sammy started but didn't know what to say exactly.
-Anyway...Now, let's see what Team Gwody had prepared for us!- Chris announced as the camera turned towards Marshal who was currently smirking.
-Yeah...Let's see what our 'awesome' team leader had prepared.- Marshal said sarcastically as he turned towards Nova.
-With pleasure.- Nova replied with a smirk of her own.
-Stop bickering and let us watch already!- Brooke interrupted them, looking quite impatient already.
-Okay. Okay. Chris, can you play it then?- Nova asked as Chris clicked the button on his remote and the monitor switched on.
*"Team Gwody's Commercial"*
The commercial started with the Candy Fishtail emerging from the middle of the white background with a Rising Sun Empire emblem in the middle of it. The quick, rock music then started playing.
-Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhh!-Taylor yelled loudly as the shot changed to the four-colored background: Navy blue on the top left, bright red on the top right, orange on the bottom left and bloody red on the bottom right. The whole background was also covered with the glitter. Four things were also placed on the background. Two yellow hammers: one in the top left and one in the bottom right. And also, two sickles: one in the top right and one in the bottom left.
-トータルドラマヤムヤムハッピーゴータイムキャンディフィッシュテール!- Thomas' voice started singing in Japanese as the hammers and sickles started spinning around before turning into donuts and going towards the middle of the screen and as soon as they touched each other, they exploded.
-今すぐ食べよう! 今すぐ食べよう! いつでも食べよう!-Thomas sang while the camera showed him, in front of the background, as he started screaming through the megaphone and at the end he throw the bag of Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fishtails into the air and various candy fishtails started coming down like the rain while the camera showed Marshal's hamsters playing baseball with a candy fishtail.
-You ate it!- Taylor ended, trying to impersonate Gwen's voice as Gwen's plushie appeared on the screen and 'ate' one of the candy fishtails.
*Commercial end*
As soon as the commercial ended, the camera showed the members of other teams looking at the monitor with wide-opened eyes and shock on their eyes.
-Well...that was even more interesting.- Chris commented as he shook his head in disbelief.
-What was that?!- Marshal yelled, looking really surprised.
-That...was our ad.- Nova replied with a smirk as she winked to Marshal which caused him to blush a little.
-That was awesome! You even used my Gwen's plushie like I wanted and the hammer and sickle from Taylor's idea.- Brooke said with happiness surrounding her.
-Let's not forget about Thomas' incredible Japanese!- Taylor added.
-Oh, that? It was nothing.- Thomas replied as he looked away with a blush on his face.
-Anyway...Chef?- Chris asked for the verdict while the camera showed Chef, as he placed his hand on his chin, and started thinking.
-Chris...- Chef finally started.- I think that I gotta go with...Team Gwody.- Chef replied as the members of Team Gwody started cheering together.- I don't know, I just love exploding donuts. Not to mention that, this Japanese dub could give us more clients.- Chef added with a smile.
-We did it guys!- Taylor cheered happily!- The Chinese dub saved us!
-Ummm...It was Japanese.- Thomas corrected her as he chuckled a bit.
-Well, Nova. Maybe you're not that bad of a leader as I thought.- Marshal suddenly said to his ex-girlfriend which caught her off-guard.
-Wait...really?- Nova asked, looking in disbelief when suddenly Brooke forced every member of her team into a hug.
-Team hug!- Brooke yelled while Thomas and Taylor started laughing and Marshal send her an annoying but also quite happy glare. The camera then for a slight moment focused on Nova's face as a blush appeared on it.
*Confessional-Nova*
-No! No no no no no! I can't still have feelings for that idiot! Calm down, Nova! It's probably just warm in here. Yeah! I'm sure of it! Not to mention that, after all, you did amazing today! There is no way that they are gonna eliminate me now!
*Confessional ends*
-Congratulations to Team Gwody!- Chris announced happily.- But Chef, I also have to know, who bit the biggest?- Chris asked with a smirk on his face.
-Uhhhh...Those guys!- Chef yelled angrily as he pointed at Team Adventurers.- With that lame battle thing! You lose! You're sending someone home! TONIGHT!- Chef yelled at them with a terrifying expression on his face.
The camera then focused on the surprised looks on the faces of the members of Team Adventurers.
-I knew that this would happen!- Jared said in his usual, pessimistic demeanor.- Especially after what I had done to that poor, little panda!- Jared added and started crying while Sammy put a hand on his shoulder.
-Wait! It's not a reward challenge?!- Andrew asked, looking both surprised and scared by that fact.
-Well, I'm sure enjoying it.- Chris replied with a smirk on his face.
*Economy Class*
The camera focused on Nathan, who was now sitting on the bench, still in his samurai costume, and was looking down in sadness.
The camera then showed as Jeremy entered the room and smirked as soon as he noticed Nathan.
-Nate, my friend. Why the sad face?- Jeremy asked, sounding as if he really was concerned about him.
-I ruined everything.- Nathan replied.- My team is probably gonna vote me out for that loss.
-Well, it could have just as easily been me.- Jeremy replied.- But, if I need to be honest then I need to say that your idea was amazing! I truly, don't know why you didn't win.- Jeremy added.- Anyway...- Jeremy continued and handed Nathan a piece of paper.- Someone asked me to give it to you. Good luck with the elimination.- Jeremy said as he walked away while Nathan started reading the note.
The camera then turned around and showed Kirsten chatting with Sam when suddenly Doug, who looked really tired, approached them from the left.
-I can't do that anymore!- Doug commented as he fall on the ground. Sam then send Kirsten an angry glare and Kirsten sighed.
-Fine! Look... Doug, I'm sorry for bossing you around during today's challenges.- Kirsten said to Doug with her arms crossed.- Now, are you happy?- She immediately asked Sam.
-Yeah, I am.- Sam replied.
-Oh, you really are sorry?- Doug asked in disbelief.- Now, I feel kinda bad for spitting in your coffee.- Doug added with embarrassment while Kirsten just shrugged.
-Actually, I saw you doing that.- Kirsten said with a smirk on her face.- And I switched our cups when you weren't looking.- Kirsten added.
-Is this mean...I DRANK MY OWN SPIT?!- Doug yelled with a disgusted look on his face.- I DRANK MY OWN SPIT!- He yelled once more and run away to the toilet while Kirsten started laughing and Sam just rolled her eyes in annoyance.
*Eating Area*
The camera, now, focused on Chris, standing in the middle of the eating area, with all members of Team Adventurers, sitting on the bench, in front of him.
-It's vote time! Up in the loser class bathroom, you'll find five passports. Stamp the passport of the team member you would like to send home.- Chris explained the voting system to Team Adventurers.- Got it, everyone?- Chris asked as he send them a suspicious glare.
-Of course, Chris!- Sierra assured her idol.
*Confessional-Sierra*
The camera showed Sierra in the confessional bathroom with several passports in front of her.
-I vote for Nathan!- Sierra declared as she stamped Nathan's passport and then started giggling.- OMG, I've never thought that I would actually say something like that in the actual show. Back at home, I would always stand in front of the mirror, saying things like: "I vote for Heather."
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Sammy*
The camera, now, showed Sammy, who without even thinking stamped on Sierra's passport.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Jared*
The camera showed Jared standing in the confessional bathroom. He was holding Sierra's passport in his right hand and Nathan's passport in his left and was constantly switching his, already nervous gaze, towards each of the passports.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Andrew*
The camera, now, showed Andrew holding a passport in his hand and looking quite nervously at it. The camera then zoomed on it and revealed that he was holding Nathan's passport. After few more seconds of thinking though, he decided to stamp on Nathan's passport while looking away in guilt.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Nathan*
The camera focused on Nathan's face as he stamped on something. The camera then zoomed back and showed that he stamped on the deflated beach ball. He then sighed and grabbed the passport lying next to it.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Panda*
The camera suddenly showed the cute, little panda from the first challenge as it stamped aggressively on Jared's passport.
*Confessional ends*
*Elimination Area*
The camera now showed Chris, standing with Chef, who was currently holding a plate with four bags of peanuts, near the exit gate of the plane.
Team Adventurers were, on the other hand, standing before the benches and were looking nervously at the hosts.
-Those staying in the game will get in-flight snacks.- Chris said while holding five passports in his hand.- And if you don't get one, you'll be taking the drop of shame.- Chris explained as the exit gate opened and Chris gestured his hand towards it while each member of the losing team, looked at each other with uneasiness.
-The following players are safe...- Chris started.
-Sammy.- Chris said as Chef thrown the bag right into Sammy's face.
-Ouch!- Sammy yelled back in pain.
-Andrew!- Chris announced as Chef thrown the next bag into Andrew's hip, making him groan in pain.
-Jared!- Chris continued as Chef thrown the bag, right into Jared's stomach, making his grab his stomach and groan.
-And the final bag goes to...- Chris started as the camera showed a nervous faces of both Nathan and Sierra.
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-Wait! It was I who brought dishonor to our team!- Nathan announced.- Only one thing can restore the balance!- Nathan explained as he took the green, fake lightsaber from his waist and placed it in such position that it looked like it went through his chest. He then started groaning in pain and making his way through the room towards Sammy, who looked at Nathan with surprise in his eyes.
-S-Sammy! Remember this! I'll miss you the most! And I love you!- Nathan groaned and the fall on the ground.
-Nate, that's a toy lightsaber...- Sammy pointed out to his boyfriend, with a concerned look on his face, but soon got interrupted by Nathan who stood up, continued groaning in pain and started to make his way towards the exit gate and just when he was about to fall right through it, he was grabbed by his costume's collar by Chris and pulled back in.
-Yeah...So not gonna happen, buddy.- Chris explained.
-What are doing Chris?!- Nathan said as he stood up.- You destroyed my metaphor!
-The metaphor?- Jared asked, still looking really surprised by what just happened.
-The death was a metaphor of me losing the game! As well as me making a final blow as the metaphor of me knowingly eliminating myself.- Nathan explained everything to his teammates.
-But why would you want to eliminate yourself?!- Sammy asked, looking thrown aback by that fact.
-Because it was my fault that we lost! In comparison to some people like Nova, I can actually admit my defeat.- Nathan pointed out.
-Well, too bad then!- Chris said.- Since this was a reward challenge! Surprise!- Chris announced while Team Adventurers started cheering.
-Oh Chris! You really outdid yourself! Even I believed that it was meant to be an elimination one.- Sierra replied with happiness.
-Wait! But I don't remember Chris mentioning any reward for Team Gwody.- Jared pointed out nervously.
-Wait. Jared's right.- Andrew agreed.
-It's because you didn't let me finish.- Chris replied.- Today's reward for winning a challenge is...a tonight's loser!- Chris announced happily as he thrown his arms into the air.
-Wait, what?- Nathan asked in disbelief.
-You heard me. I'm not gonna throw Nathan off the plane. Instead, he is now a member of Team Gwody Should Should Should Should Should Be Canon!- Chris announced as each member of Team Adventurers gasped.
-But! But!- Sammy started.
-No buts! Now, Nathan. I think that the first class and your new team awaits you.- Chris said as walked away with a grin on his face.
-So now we're forced to be in the different teams? That's not fair!- Sammy said with sadness.
-Calm down, Sammy! Look, I'm sorry that I tried to eliminate myself without discussing it with you, I really am.- Nathan said to his boyfriend and then grabbed him by his shoulders.- And remember this! It doesn't matter that we are now on the different teams! We still love each other and that's the most important thing.- Nathan explained and wiped away the tear on Sammy's cheek.
-Thanks. I will always love you no matter what.- Sammy said as he hugged Nathan.
The camera then suddenly showed a dark figure, with bright red eyes, watching the scene from behind the totem, near the exit gate.
-We'll see about that.- The dark figure commented the Sammy's statement and then started laughing quietly before returning to the shadows.
-Oooohhhh, what do we have here?!- Chris's voice suddenly asked as the map of the world, with the little icon of the plane placed on Japan, appeared on the screen.
-Anyway, sayonara Japan! Where will our travels take us next time?!- Chris said as the camera showed the plane icon moving on the plane and heading towards the northern side of Canada.
-Will Nathan be able to find his way into Team Gwody?!- Chris asked as the camera showed a nervous Nathan, holding the back of his head, standing in front of Team Gwody's members: Brooke was giving him a welcoming look, Nova and Marshal, were sending him an angry glares while Thomas had a questionable look on his face while separating Nathan from Taylor, who was looking quite annoyed, with his hand.
-What other weird products will Chef want to sell?- Chris continued as the camera showed Chef, holding a cupcake with a lit dynamite in it and after few seconds it exploded, covering Chef in the frosting in the process.
-All of these questions and many more, probably won't be answered on the next episode of Total. Drama. Woooooorrrrrrrld! Tooooooooouuuuuuuuur!- Chris announced as the screen went black and the episode ended.
Hi everybody! First things first, I wanna say sorry for such a layout with this episode. It's been a month since I updated any story and two months since I updated World Tour. I had a really difficult month, I had lots of tests and other things that prevented me from temporally writing. But I hope that since I have this small spring break then I can at least write something!
As for this episode, in particular, I had to change it into the reward one because I needed to somehow made Nathan swap team. It is needed for the future plot lines but I also couldn't make him a member of Team Gwody from the beginning for...reasons...
Anyway, the song used is "Before We Die" from canon but with slightly changed lyrics. I wanna thank for some interactions ideas I got from Schyte and also a commercial idea I got from Waking Bad. Thanks for every review left under last episode. All of them helps me with writing the future episodes.
Anyway, hope you liked this episodes and that your OCs are in character. If you wish, for me to change anything in my portrayal of them then either leave a review or PM me.
I don't really know what else I could say...Happy Easter I guess! And be patient for the next episode. I don't know when it gonna came out but I hope that I can at least start writing it, this week.
Teams:
Team Victory: Cordelia, Doug, Jeremiah, Kirsten and Sam
Team Adventurers: Andrew, Jared, Sammy and Sierra
Team Gwody should x5 be Canon: Brooke, Marshal, Nathan, Nova, Taylor and Thomas
Elimination Table:
16th: Kelly (Victory)
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And now, just as always, votes:
Andrew - Nathan
Jared - Sierra
Nathan - Nathan
Sammy - Sierra
Sierra - Nathan
Panda - Jared
Total amount of votes: (Doesn't count, Nathan tried to quit but instead got swapped to Team Gwody)
Nathan: 3 votes
Sierra: 2 votes
Jared: 1 vote
Review Question:
-What do you liked about this episode? How would you rank you characters balance skill? Are they good at balancing?
That's all. Happy Easter! Musical-Total Drama Nerd's out!