Some of these stories happen before the apocalypse; the first one being requested by, you guessed it, RedHood123.
(Three days before the apocalypse)
After getting breakfast, Yaya went back to the big bedroom to check on Morgana, who was sleeping with a lampshade on his head.
"Morgana, why are you sleeping like that?" She asked.
Morgana gently woke up.
"I think I had too much catnip." He replied.
Then, he started purring.
"Do you hear that?" He asked.
"Yeah, that was you." Yaya explained.
Morgana began to wonder what other noises he could make. Suddenly, his eyes got big, and he started constantly meow-ing.
"You finished?" Yaya asked.
Morgana replied by letting out a little meow.
(Present, at the base...)
Baxton was trying to make pancakes in the kitchen area. He was flipping them off the pan quite hard.
"Baxton, why is the ceiling covered in pancakes?" Lil Bepper asked.
"I'm trying to make pancakes." Baxton explained. "But they keep getting stuck to the ceiling."
"You're throwing them too high." Lil Bepper explained. "Here, let's make them together."
Lil Bepper taught Baxton how to make pancakes.
"Hey, what is this stuff sticking to the pan?" She asked later.
"I added some sort of mayonnaise." Baxton explained. "Although I can't tell if it's mayo or sap."
"What do you mean?" Lil Bepper nervously asked.
"It came out of the little sausage in between my legs." Baxton explained.
Lil Bepper's face turned green.
"Seriously?!" She exclaimed. "What the fuck is wrong with you?!"
Meanwhile, Chudd was looking up true or false questions on the internet.
"What you up to, Chudd Buddy?" Earl asked.
"I'm looking for true or false questions that could've been used in the Skatoony fanfictions." Chudd replied.
One of the questions read "Caillou is a good role model."
"Ha-ha, that's obviously false." Chudd laughed.
I know this chapter was disappointing, but ah well.