If Naruto could attempt talk-no-jutsu, surely you could too.
You ignored the thought about how plot armor was probably the only reason he was able to get away with it.
But alas, it turned out talk-no-jutsu wasn't very effective on a raging Juugo.
Oh, why hadn't you just run away and opened a tea shop instead?
"Why is talk-no-jutsu only limited to Naruto?" you complained for the millionth time incessantly in the afterlife. To be killed by Juugo of all people, during one of his rages.
Couldn't it have been Itachi, or one of the other members of the Akatsuki? At least then you might have enjoyed dying a little more. "Shut up," Fugaku snarled, as both of them were currently spying on Sasuke. He was currently failing to kill Itachi.
"Fuck you, old man. Look at your children with their fucking brother complexes."