Chapter 5: Girl Troubles
How's it going Rocky?" John Stewart greeted Bruce in the hallway at his locker.
Bruce's face was a mess from the fight at the mansion. It was all over the news and social media so he was getting all sorts of unwanted attention.
Hal Jordan followed up by mimicking the Rocky theme. John joined in as they both walked by him.
"You know you should really save the face." Vicki said, approaching him. "It's a good face." Bruce didn't say anything in response. "Things got kinda crazy last night huh?"
"You know I thought we were friends. But then you went full reporter after things went crazy."
Vicki sighed. "And I feel bad. I do! I just got caught up in all the excitement and against my better judgement I wanted a quote on the fight... A fight that I was involved with, I should mention. I kicked a guy in the nuts and punched him. And it hurt... a lot." She shook out her hand. "It still does."
"Yea whatever." Bruce shut his locker. "I gotta get to class." He started walking away.
"Bruce." She called out. He stopped and turned to her. She gave him a soft innocent look. "I'm really sorry Brucie."
He simply turned back and walked off. Vicki stood there upset. She was soon approached by Selina.
"I'd settle down there Vicki. You threw one punch. All after trying to flirt with my boyfriend." Selina folded her arms.
Vicki shrugged. "Maybe you shouldn't leave your man all alone like that."
"True. But you see the problem is I'm allergic to blood sucking parasites like... reporters." They shared an intense stare. "Look you're a nice enough person. And I do feel bad that you've been crushing on him for years. But he and I have something you could never understand. So do me and even him a favor and stay out of our love life. Or else... I'll have to make you."
Selina didn't want to threaten Vicki. But she had one crazy bitch interfering with her relationship. She didn't need another one.
At the end of the day Bruce and Selina were approached by one of the library assistants.
"Excuse me Bruce, but you have an overdue book from the library."
Bruce and Selina scoffed and laughed. "Please. I've never checked out a single book from there." He insisted.
The assistant checked his sheet. "You never once checked out," He began to chuckle, "Embracing Life with a Micro-Penis?"
"That's an actual book?" Selina asked. "And the school has that in the library?"
Bruce checked the sheet, nodded, and let out an annoyed sigh. "Talia." He said softly as he quickly made his way to the library.
"Don't tell me you're going in there to confront her!" Selina pleaded as she followed him.
"I'm going in there to confront her." He replied.
"Shit. Fine." She took his phone out of his pocket. "I have 911 pre-dialed so just press send."
"You're worrying over nothing."
"If she binds your hands and you can't reach it just chew yourself free. You know what? Screw that. I'm not letting you out of my sight around that psycho."
Bruce entered the library with Selina right behind him. He walked right up to the counter. Talia was behind it, bent over with her panties showing.
"Whale tail!" Selina gasped. "She's flashing a whale tail. Abort!"
"Hello Talia." Bruce coldly greeted her.
She stood up and faced him. Flashing him that signature devilish grin of hers. "Hey there Bruce. What brings you here? Did you miss me?" She saw his beat up face. "Oh you poor thing. Do you need mommy to kiss your booboos and make you all better?" She asked in a seductive tone.
"Call off the dogs." He demanded. "You know I never checked out a single book out of this library. I have my own library in my very large house."
"Oh was that you I sent that sheet to? That was a mistake." She walked over to the computer and typed something in. "It's actually Selina with the overdue book."
"You think I checked out a book about micro-penises?"
"No you checked out a book called," Talia raised her voice. "Mysteries of the female orgasm!"
Some of the other students turned and looked at Selina.
"No!" Selina replied back loudly. "No I didn't!"
"Pretty sure you did. It says so right here."
"Talia enough!" Bruce said with stern authority. "I am in a healthy relationship and I refuse to let you spoil it with these games."
"Relationship? With whom?" Talia asked.
Bruce and Selina both shot her a confused look.
"With who?" Selina asked back. "Who the hell do you think?"
"It's with a beautiful, smart, funny, and carrying woman." Bruce added.
Talia shrugged. "Sounds like a real whore."
"It's me!" Selina shouted back.
"Well then, I rest my case."
"That does it." Selina tried to crawl over the counter to attack her. Bruce grabbed her and held her back.
"Bring it bitch! Talia crawled over the counter as well. Bruce soon caught up in the middle of their fight. They reached around him to pull each other's hair and hit each other.
"This is kinda hot." Talia whispered in Bruce's ear. "I bet this is your fantasy."
"Stop creeping on my man!" Selina shouted.
Bruce soon was nearly suffocated by two sets of breast digging into his face as Selina and Talia fought over him.
Meanwhile in the girls locker room:
Dinah Drake snuck in there with Clark. The two of them were making out. She began to undo his jeans when she was cut off by an angry female voice.
"Get off him!" It was Lois Lane, Clark's Ex. "That's my dick! Get out of here you slut!"
Both Clark and Dinah made a run for it.
"Hold it right there farmer boy!" Lois demanded. Clark stopped dead in his tracks while Dinah had no problem leaving him behind.
"Yeah?" He asked with his back to her.
"Tell me... do you love her?" Lois asked.
Clark faced her. "Which one?
Lois scoffed. "Are you fucking kidding me? You just turned into a man whore? And just started fucking everything that moves?"
"You have no right to talk about my choices when you left me to fuck Lex!"
"I never fucked lex!" She cried. "All I did was hold his hand in front of you and kissed his cheek a couple times to make you jealous so you'd fuck me!"
Clark's heart broke. "What?"
"I've only wanted to be with you!" Tears rolled down her cheeks. "This time apart has killed me! I wanted you to show me you loved me. And wanted me back. But you never fought for me. You just went and fucked all those other girls just to spite me instead."
Clark was lost for words. "Lois I didn't know..."
"Yea well now you do..." she wiped her tears away. "Goodbye Clark." She stormed off right past him. Before she walked out the door she had one last thing to say it him. "Clark?"
He turned to her. "Yeah?"
"Your mustache looks stupid." With that she walked out.
That hurt him more than anything had ever hurt him before. When she was gone, he burried his face into his hands. "What have I done?"
Ivy walked in and saw Clark standing there.
"You are aware this is the wrong locker room right?"
"Oh sorry Ivy. I was... I was with here with someone."
"Of course you were." She rolled her eyes. "Another body to your count?"
"Not exactly."
"Oh..." she looked around and strutted towards him. "Well, seeing as we're both here and we're all alone." She placed her hands on his chest. "How about round 2?"
Clark sighed. "I'm sorry Pam I... I can't." He walked off.
Ivy stood there shocked. She never had this much trouble seducing men. "What the hell is wrong with me?!"
Clark went to visit Bruce at his house after school. Bruce was sitting in a lunge chair on the patio overlooking the large estate. He was taking in the fresh air in an attempt to relax after a stressful day.
"Hey Bruce." Clark said sitting down in the chair next to Bruce's.
"Hey Clark." Bruce replied.
"Where's Selina?"
"With Harley and the other rouges. Her and I kinda had a fight. Well me, her, and Talia all had a three-way fight. Also she's trying to lay low after the fiasco last night.
Clark let out a groan. "These girls.. they're gonna kill me."
Bruce looked at him. "You too huh?" He reached down into a secret compartment he had in his chair. It was a small icebox with a bottle of bourbon and a small box of cigars. "How about it?"
Clark nodded. "I'll take one of each. Please and thank you."
Bruce poured himself and his friend a drink and lit them both their cigars. Clark took a sip and a puff and began coughing.
Bruce chuckled. "You're not supposed to actually inhale the smoke."
Clark nodded. "Yea. I think I figured that out on my own."
Bruce wasn't one for sharing his feelings. But he needed to talk to someone about his dilemma "I got Vicki, Talia, and the love of my life Selina, all fighting for me." He began to think of the Cat burglar. "And then there's this other girl who I... I kinda like."
Clark looked over at him. "What's her name?"
"She goes to another school. You wouldn't know her." He sighed. "Well that's the story of my girl troubles. How about you?"
Clark took a puff and let the smoke out very slowly. "I'm going to stop screwing around and win Lois back." Clark answered.
"Lois? Really?"
"Whatever it takes." Clark nodded.
"Don't tell me you're going from a Chad to a simp."
Clark looked at him. "I made the biggest mistake, not fighting for her. I love her... Like you love Selina."
Bruce began to think about that last statement. He did love Selina. But this Cat Burglar. He had been thinking about her non-stop. He was worried he had grown more attracted to her than even Selina.