My Human Trigger
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After making their way out of the bath, the current trio in the Satou mansion were just chilling on the couch dressed in their everyday attire that wasn't for combative reasons, learning how to use skill points.
"So basically you just have to divide them between actual stats upgrade, to skills" asked Brian as all the information dumped on him was pretty straight forward.
"Pretty much" said Darkness as Brian wasted no time in improving his stamina to cast more fire, while also learning a new skill called 'Vamp Sap', supposably it'll allow Brian and his party members towards any enemy to whom he damages.
Meanwhile Oz sat down looking at his adventurer card and was given a single pity point for assisting in killing the giant frog, making him feel dejected.
"Everything good Oz" asked Darkness, "Oh, uh yeah I'm fine, just confused as to what this skill does is all" asked Oz.
"Which one" asked Darkness as she sat next to Oz to look at his adventurer card, "This one called Human Trigger" said Oz as he showed it to Darkness.
"Does it give any details as to what it partakes" asked Darkness, "It's only description says 'We Both Spring from the Same Roots'" said Oz as this not only baffled him, but Darkness and Brian as well.
"Well it doesn't hurt to give it a spin" said Brian, "He's not wrong as the skill offered to adventurers are generally useful when upgrading" said Darkness as Oz decided to shrug his shoulders and invested his one skill point into this unknown skill.
"Feel anything different" asked Brian as Oz felt something clicked in the back of his head, "Yeah, hold on a second" said Oz as he began to concentrate and activate Human Trigger.
Instantly Oz's body began to glow in an energy of evil purple aura before his body began to transform into a being made up of pure nightmares, into that of a young 20 something year old man with tan skin, short black spiky hair, and pupil less eyes.
"Whoa, what just happened" asked Oz as he saw the surprised looks on Darkness' and Brian's eyes.
"You may want to look in the mirror for this one bud" said Brian as Oz got up from the couch and ran to the bathroom mirror.
"How are we going to explain this to your friends" asked Darkness, "Honestly I've no idea" said Brian as if on cue, Kazuma, Aqua, Megumin, Amira, and Vicky came into the house.
"Hey guys, we're back" said Megumin before they all heard Oz screamed in horror from within the bathroom.
"Is everything alright" asked Vicky, "Yeah about that" said Brian nervously before Oz came running back into the living room, "What the hell happened to me!" exclaimed Oz.
"What the fuck" said Amira, "Oz is that you" asked Vicky as everyone gathered around him, "Yeah it's me, but it's not me" said a wide eyed panicking Oz.
"Oz, try to calm down I'm sure we can figure this out" said Darkness, "Let him be, personally I think it's an improvement compared to how he looked like originally" said Aqua as that didn't sit well with Amira.
"Ok bitch, that's it, we've had it with your damn discrimination for long enough" said Amira as she turned to face Aqua, "Well I've had it with monsters and demons letting themselves into our sanctuary for long enough, so if you have a problem with that, you're more than welcome to leave" said Aqua.
"Ok, fuck playing nice, I'm about to turn you into nothing more than a stain on the damn floor" said Amira as she began to crack her knuckles, "Well bring it on you fiery haired monster" said Aqua as we were about to face an elemental battle, before Kazuma got in between and grabbed them both by the hand before using drain touch.
"That's enough you 2, we got to focus on more important things on the matter right now, like figuring out what happened to Oz" said Kazuma as Aqua was reduced to being a dizzy mess on the couch, while Amira was gripping the side of her head.
"God and I thought the hangover after drinking the most purest whiskey was bad" groaned Amira as she decided to deal with Aqua much later.
"Oz, you've got tell me what exactly happened to you" said Vicky after she managed to get Oz to calm down, "We were just trying to distribute our skill points, when I went and placed mine in something called Human Trigger" said Oz.
"Human Trigger" asked Vicky as she distinctly remembered that skill being offered on her adventurer card as well when she was distributing them back in the guild.
"Right and then, like as if a switch was turned on in the back of my head, I somehow wound up- wound up like this" said Oz before burying his face in his hands.
"Oz if this is something to do with a skill, maybe you can deactivate it" suggested Vicky as Oz began to look up to face his friend over hearing her suggestion.
"Alright, I'll try" said Oz as he began to close his eyes and focus back on the feeling of turning back to normal.
Like before the same evil purple aura that surrounded him as this time he went back to his regular monster form, much to his relief.
"Oh man, it's so good to be back" said Oz as all his little phobias began to cheer in joy, as this startled Kazuma, Megumin, and Aqua.
"Oh look, sentient pimples" said Aqua in her still dizzy state from getting sapped by Kazuma, "Just glad you're alright buddy" said Brian putting a hand on his shoulder.
"Yeah, you and me both" said Oz, "In all honesty, you actually didn't look half bad in your human form, quite frankly you were definitely what most woman prefer in terms of being handsome" said Darkness.
"What's this, Darkness are you crushing on our boy Oz, cause if you are you have my approval" teased Amira causing both Darkness and Oz to blush, "No I was just stating based on my observation, in spite of how rude Aqua was behaving minutes ago" said Darkness all flustered up.
"Honestly, I have no objections, nor would I be surprised at this point if you chose to date Oz" said Brian, "You sure got my approval" said Vicky.
"Hey Darkness, what gives I thought you preferred short pot bellied stubby legged guys with a shittier personality than me" said Kazuma as he felt butt hurt knowing he'd be losing the most choice babe in his entire party to someone more nerdy and wimpy than Kazuma.
"I do, I still do, in fact I'm going out to see if I could find such a vile creature in town right now" said Darkness with a burning blush before she made a bee line to the front door.
"I think you know this already man, but seriously Darkness has it bad for you and definitely wants you to screw her mind as loose as her legs" whispered Brian to Oz as he definitely had to agree.
"Sorry we scared her away from you Oz, but don't worry when it comes down to love, nothing can keep 2 people of part" said Vicky with a supportive tone.
"Hate to break it to you guys, but trust me when it comes to Darkness it's all a matter of her sexual lust and not love" said Kazuma as he wasn't wrong in what he said.
"Just like how you're about to fulfill your lust filled fantasy right now with Amira and Vicky, you perverted shut in NEET" said Aqua as she was right in what she said.
"I'll deal with you later, but… Aqua does have a point ladies" said Kazuma as he coughed into his hand with a small blush on his cheeks, "Not a problem there cowboy, just don't be getting to ahead of yourself now" said Amira as they remembered their agreement.
"Hey Brian, Oz you 2 gonna join us" asked Vicky, "Kinda already took a bath when we got back" said Brian as he remembered having to tag team with Oz in help washing Darkness' back as she couldn't held in her lustful moans and heavy breathing.
"Oh well, come on Kazuma a deals a deal" said Vicky as she grabbed him by the hand and lead him to the bathroom as Kazuma's mind drifted off to him to be thankful to god for allowing him to enjoy this moment.
"Whoa, you girls aren't serious now are you" said Megumin as if she had any right to get on her horse when it comes to bathing with Kazuma.
"Dead serious, besides it's not like we haven't seen real naked men before, especially during after gym class where we all showered together" said Amira before turning tail to join Vicky and Kazuma.
"Fine, but Kazuma if something freaky happens while you're all trapped in the bath don't be calling for my gracious help" said Aqua, "Oh, I hope something freaky happens" said Kazuma as he turned to Aqua where he put up 2 fingers before he wagged his tongue between the gap of said fingers, while Amira and Vicky joined in by Amira doing a fey blowjob in front of Aqua, while Vicky pointed at Kazuma with one hand and made the hand job gesture with the other hand.
And the best part of it all, it work as it had managed to not only offend Aqua, but also Megumin, while Brian gave a thumbs up, while Oz's phobias began to cheer in joy.
"Stupid Kazuma" said Megumin feeling butt hurt that there's definitely a high chance of Kazuma doing it with Amira and Vicky, while looking back how she did had her chance when they were in her village but opted to pussy out in the end.
"Let the NEET have his fun, but mark my words if he doesn't help me in slaying the Demon Lord, I can't guarantee that he won't be sent to hell after all he's put me through" said Aqua with a pout.
"Aw, is someone jealous that her boyfriend is going first base with 2 girls he just met" teased Brian as Oz's phobias laughed at the statement, which only fueled Aqua's anger.
"Grr, that's it no one is going to stop me to send you to kingdom come this time you undead abomination" said Aqua as she got up to her feet and began to charge her fists to perform turn undead.
"Fine, I was starting to get tired of you anyways" said Brian as he snorted in a huff before he got up to his feet ready to end things with Aqua.
"Turn Undead/Blight Fire" shouted both Aqua and Brian as they launched their best attacks towards one another.
Unfortunately for Brian, he was going up against a goddess who basically amplified holy powers times 100, meaning his fire was easily consumed and he was essentially easy pickings to be sent to the great beyond, if not for Oz stepping in and taking the blow directly instead.
"Oz are you alright" asked Brian, "I'm fine man, how about you" asked Oz, "I'm good as I can be".
Turning his eyes to face Aqua, Oz was anything but happy, let alone meek at the moment after witnessing what Aqua was about to do.
"You've crossed the line this time Aqua" said Oz as he was unpleased by her actions, "Stay out of the spooky, or your next" warned Aqua.
"Spooky huh, I never did consider myself to be a terrifying being, however I sure as hell will show you the dangers when coming up against someone who is the embodiment of fear" said Oz as he picked up his cane and had it pointed at Aqua.
"Ooh, I'm shaking in my boots" taunted Aqua as she pulled out her staff, before both began to used their weapons to fight each other around the house.
"Ok this is by far the most interesting sight I've seen in my life" said Megumin, "You think that's interesting, you should've seen Oz when he sealed away the Ancient Accursed Demon Z'Gord back in its totem when it was on a murderous rampage at school" said Brian as this peaked Megumin's interest.
"Mind telling me more of this tale later on" asked Megumin, "Sure thing" said Brian as they witnessed Oz using the handle part of his cane to pull Aqua's leg forward, causing her to fall on her back.
While this was going on, Kazuma was undressing himself to get inside the bath with Amira and Vicky, who were just as well undressing.
"You think leaving those 2 behind with the blue haired bitch is a smart idea" asked Amira as she began to remove her shirt, "Brian and Oz are more than capable taking on anyone by themselves" said Vicky as she began to drop her pants.
Fuck this is going way better than I anticipated, thought Kazuma as he wasn't hiding the fact he was ogling Amira and Vicky, just as much as he was hiding the tent in his boxers.
"Word of warning, you're more than happy to look at us, but please don't be touching yourself while bathe, ok" said Amira as she looked down at Kazuma's stiff member with a smile before unhooking her bra.
"I… let's see where this goes" said Kazuma as he began to walk his way into the bath tub with his cock proudly leading the way, but not before he got a good look at seeing Vicky's bare ass as she began to remove her panties.
"Guy is nice and all, but I swear he so much as think about getting any funny ideas, he's gonna be jizzing blood" said Amira, "Agreed, takes a lot more than housing and preparing us to become adventurers if he's thinking about wanting to have sex with either of us" said Vicky.
"Pretty certain he's got the hots for you Vick" said Amira with a smirk as she began to remove her pants and panties, "What makes you say that, he was definitely looking at you when you showed him your tits" said Vicky as she began to take off her shirt and undo her bra.
"Trust me, I saw that look on his eye, and Kazuma is definitely an ass man, and let's be real you got lucky when you asked the Interdimensional Prince to give you an ass that won't quit, remember" said Amira with a smirk.
"Ok fair enough" said Vicky as both began to enter in the bath to see Kazuma sitting in the bath patiently with a look and attitude that says 'men want to be me, woman want to be with me' as he got a nice eyeful of them both stepping in the bath.
"So, bath feels nice, right" said Kazuma in his cool voice, "Not gonna lie, the bath itself feels pretty nice" said Amira as she and Vicky got in on the opposite side of Kazuma, fully aware that he was definitely enjoying the view.
"Glad to hear" said Kazuma as he rested his arms on the rind of the bath and rested his head back, while not so subtly pushing his waist forward for the girls to get a better look at his son.
"If you're trying to impress us with your cock, you got to do a lot better than that" said Amira as she totally destroyed Kazuma's confidence before she dunked her head in the water.
"She's not wrong, and yet not all girls are into huge cocks" said Vicky before she dunked her head in the water before both emerged with their heads fully soaked.
"Well, you 2 definitely classify as boner killers" said Kazuma, "Hey, once you've seen a cock as hung as Damien's or as stiff as Scott's you can't blame us" said Amira with a smug smile.
"Honestly I don't envy the unfortunate individual who has to deal with that monstrosity, like sex is suppose to feel good, not so painful for receiver, and yet so unsatisfying for the giver" said Vicky as she reach for some shampoo to wash her head.
"Hey, you may be happy with an average cock size, but for me, nothing says orgasmic pleasure than feeling a monster just pounding so hard and deep you though for certain he was fucking my ovaries directly" said Amira before her head lit back up again.
"Hey, you have your size preference, I have my size preference, let's agree to disagree" said Vicky.
"I agree that this wasn't the kind of experience I was hoping for" said Kazuma, "Oh hush, just cause you'd probably lose in a dick measuring contest with our friends, doesn't mean you couldn't have a fun time with it" said Amira in an effort to cheer Kazuma up, but instead did the opposite on him.
"Ah, how I missed how we all had a group dick/tit measuring competition after gym in the showers" said Vicky thinking about the much more fun and simpler times back in school.
"Well from where I'm sitting at, it's clear that between you 2 I'd have to give it tie" said Kazuma smugly, though Amira saw through is ploys as to what he was hoping to say next.
"True, but…" said Amira as she made her way towards Vicky where they wrestled for a little bit before she tossed Vicky over to reveal her wet ass towards Kazuma where she proceeded to fondle and caused it to jiggle.
"Vicky here, admittingly has a greater butt than me or any other girl you'll find here in this town, let alone this world" said Amira as Kazuma was definitely enjoying the sight of a full moon before him.
"Amira, this is like embarrassing for me" said Vicky with a blush on her face, "Aw, but Kazuma was actually starting to drool over you" cooed Amira as Kazuma was unaware he was drooling before he began to wipe his mouth clean.
"Amira!" exclaimed Vicky as this situation was starting to get embarrassing, "Ok, I had my fun" said Amira as that was a lie.
"Though it's a shame, cause I would've definitely let Kazuma hear touch my tits" said Amira as Kazuma stood from the tub and had his hands up readily, "Hey, with pleasure now" said Kazuma excitedly just as his throbbing member.
"Hold on there cowboy, I'm willing to let you do that if you're willing to do something for not only me or my friends" said Amira as Kazuma was willing to do anything, even if it meant kicking out his old party members especially.
"Name your price" said Kazuma as he was really trying to contain himself from jizzing in front of the girls over the prosper of feeling some naked bare breast.
"We need you to have a serious sit down and talk to your girlfriend, or wife about not only looking down on us, but also especially wanting to kill Brian" said Amira seriously.
"Come again" said Kazuma, "What Amira is asking for is please try to make our living arrangements with Aqua more hospitable, since we are going to be staying in your care for the time being" explained Vicky.
"Hold on, what gave you guys the idea we were dating, let alone thought we were husband or wife" asked Kazuma as that last part really brought a shudder to his body.
"Well, from what we've seen and what your other friends have mentioned, honestly we don't know your guys' relationship since it's clearly dysfunctional one, and honestly I could care less about the full details" said Amira.
"Honestly I'm still curious to know, as would everyone else for that matter" said Vicky as Kazuma was now faced with a new dilemma.
"Whoa, our relationship was this, I died and when I was sent to this world, I stupidly chose, as a means to spite her and get the last laugh, Aqua to come with me as I tried to start my new life here as an adventurer, which I shortly found out was a mistake given how useless she is in most combat situations, and even none combat situations" said Kazuma.
"Meaning" asked Vicky as this didn't answer her question, just painting over what an obvious picture they've all seen.
"I don't know, she's my property or something, and that if I had a second chance to select a different and better item, like a legendary skill or weapon, I'd have gladly taken that" said Kazuma as honestly he never gave it any deep thought, though now he was certain if his new friends and party members saw their relationship as a husband and wife duo, who's to say that same point of view can't be said or shared by everyone else back at the guild.
"So you don't even know" asked Amira in disbelief, "No, but this conversation has been insightful" said Kazuma before he sat back down on the tub.
"So… you're still planning to talk to Aqua still" asked Vicky, "Sigh, yeah I might as well, honestly her causing problems for other people, indirectly comes back and causes problems for me at a later time, so no worries I'll talk to her" said Kazuma.
"Sweet Kazuma, you're the best" said Amira, "Hey don't forget, I get to feel your boobs, bare I might add" said Kazuma, "Hey, a deals a deal" said Amira before they heard crashing back outside the bathroom.
"God damn it, she better not be causing anymore problems" said Kazuma as he emerged from the tub and walked out of the bathroom bare naked without a towel to solve whatever problem Aqua was causing.
"Are you serious about letting Kazuma feel you up like that" asked Vicky, "Hey, it's for a good cause in the long run" said Amira nonchalantly.
"Still I never knew you could be so flirtatious, let alone business like at the same time" said Vicky in admiration, "Hey, what can I say, you hang out with Vera and Polly long enough, you're bound to learn something from them" said Amira with a smile.
"True that" said Vicky before she decided to hop out the bath as well one she finished dunking her head in for the last time.
"Care to see how it ends" asked Vicky, "Naw, I'm more than happy to chill here for a little while longer" said Amira with a smile as Vicky shrugged her shoulders and began to wrap a towel around her body.
Upon stepping out the bathroom door, Vicky heard the sounds of Aqua and Megumin screaming, probably because Kazuma decided to run in head first into the situation bare ass naked, and given how everyone in this world acts like a bunch of old prunes, it was expected.
Making her way into the hallway, we see that Oz had Aqua pinned to the ground who was blushing mad over seeing Kazuma and his son standing above her fresh from the bath as Megumin was covering her eyes and blushing like crazy.
"Seriously I can't even take a bath in peace, knowing that you will cause some sort or problem and stress" said Kazuma, "Kazuma you pervert, put some clothes on, before you further sully my reputation as a goddess" said Aqua as she was closing her eyes.
"No way, this is what's going to happen, you are going to stop causing anymore problems for our friends, until I can hire someone to build a separate building away from the main mansion for you to live in alone, however if you so much as cause any more problems for our friends until construction is completed, you're moving back into the stables" said Kazuma.
"Ok you stupid NEET, now put on a towel or something" said Aqua as she slit her eyes open to see his member just standing right over her.
"Alright Kazuma you made your point, so let's have your friend have her way in getting you a towel" said Vicky as she began to unwrap hers and give it to Kazuma as his member got hard again.
But given how anyone suffers the same amount of luck like Kazuma from time to time, for better or worse, Vicky dropped her towel before she bent down to grab, which was so erotic to watch Vicky's body motion move, given how it was still wet from the bath, that Kazuma couldn't hold it in and actually came not only Aqua's face but also on Oz's.
"Oh shit, Oz, I am so sorry" said Kazuma as he hurriedly grab the towel from Vicky to wrap around his waist, "It's… cool, honestly wouldn't be the first time I had someone cum on my face before" said Oz as he took his finger to wipe some of Kazuma's jizz off his face before tasting it.
Meanwhile Aqua was in critical panic mode as she was eyed and blushing heavily as to having Kazuma cumming all over her face as some of it got in her eye, hair and even her lips, so she could taste his essence as well.
So naturally Aqua did what any sane woman would do and was scream so loud that the gods of the heavenly realm heard it, as much as they watched it.
"Oh shit I think I screwed up big time now" said Kazuma nervously as he finally realized what he also did to Aqua, "Waaaaaaah, Kazuma you heartless brute, and stupid NEET, you've gone and finally tainted me, now I can no longer show my face as a goddess, or be able to marry anymore" cried Aqua.
Yup, my life is officially over, thought Kazuma as he felt his life of being responsible for Aqua was now just about to start and got more serious as the goddess contiued to cry.
"You'd better take responsibility" sobbed Aque between tears and cum in her eyes, on top of the pressuring gaze from everyone in the room, as he felt smaller and lifeless by the second.
Alright guys, another chapter down and posted, sorry it took so long for me to update this chapter, but work decided to screw me over in giving me a ridiculous schedule last minute when I came into work so that actually screwed me over in terms of managing my own personal time.
Normally I'd just call in sick and let them deal with it, but unfortunately I am a whore for money, especially given how my financial situation is at stake here for me to live a semi comfortable life, given how the start of next year, my life will definitely be forced to change, which I'll get into more details towards the end of this year.
Otherwise next chapter will focus on how team Kazuma and team Player Character going back to take on more quest, but this time the girls at the guild really start to admire Oz in his new human trigger form, followed by Luna having a secret one on one discussion with him later on just the two of them at town, which according to Luna is not a date, and I guess the drama Kazuma has to deak with Aqua that morning, but that was a given.
Till next time everyone, be safe, be good people, and please support your local fandom communities.
This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3