Takes place after the inconveniencing

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"I don't know doods, that doesn't sound like a good idea" said Soos scratching the back of his neck

"Come on Soos! It's magic! We'll just take the book, take some pictures and then put it back! Simple" said Dipper excitedly

"Can't you just like, ask him to show you a bit?" Asked Soos still unsure

"Soos! He won't even let us touch the book! This is best chance we'll get!" Said Dipper frowning "all you have to do is to keep Myles occupied for some time until we're done"

"And as long as Myles doesn't find out, we're fine!" said Mabel cheerfully "now let's learn some magic!"

"Ok doods! I'm ready" said Soos with determination

Dipper and Mabel nodded, then Soos walked into the living room, where the mostly gray haired Myles was mixing liquids in vials together, with a blue book next to him

"Hey dawg! Wanna become an fclorper?" Said Soos cheerfully thinking that Myles might like roleplay because.. wizard

"Uhm...what?" Asked Myles in confusion

"Foam and cardboard legitimate outdoor roleplay" said Soos passionately "it's a_"

"I get it Soos! I want to ask why" said Myles narrowing his eyes

"Dood, we don't hang out that much and so I thought we'd do something together! Just the two of us" said Soos nervously as he cheated the scentences off of his arm

"Soos, what brought upon this revelation?" said Myles as he added some silver colored powder to the mix, causing a cyan cloud to rise that slightly froze the ceiling

"Woah! What's that stuff" said Soos curiously as he saw the frost

"Liquid winter, I use it in the hotter summer days to cool myself, I thought it's about time I brewed myself a bottle" said Myles as the frost above him melted on his head

"Dood! Can it make it snow?" Asked Soos happily

"Yes if it's vaporized, and it would take days to melt on it's own" said Myles proudly as he extended his hand to nowhere, not even using magic before taking it back "*sigh* but you didn't answer my question"

"Dood, you keep doing these weird hand motions as if you're trying to get something from someone " Asked Soos with concern, completely forgetting the reason he approached Myles in the first place "are they a ghost? Are there ghosts in here?"

"No Soos, there are no ghosts in this house" said Myles sadly "it's just a habit"

"Dood, you look kinda lonely, *gasp* maybe I can be your wizard assistant!" said Soos excitedly "do you need a wizard assistant?"

"...no" said Myles weakly "...yes"

"Well look no further dawg! Your magic assistant is right here!" said Soos with determination before Myles laughed "so what do we need to do now?"

"Well, I'm practically done, I just gotta test the potion to make sure everything is fine" said Myles smiling

"Snowball fight" said Soos suddenly "we could have a snowball fight with...uh"

"Liquid winter, and well, I guess a snowball fight seems pretty good right now" said Myles smiling "let me prepare the vapor"

Hearing this, Dipper and Mabel decided to go to their room to find the book

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"I can't believe they're having a snowball fight without us!" Said Mabel in shock as Dipper looked throughout the room

"Mabel, Myles probably hides a lot of magical stuff" said Dipper frowning "a bottle that can make it snow is probably not the craziest things he has"

"Well, the book hopefully might have a list" said Mabel cheerfully

"Found it!" Said Dipper excitedly "now to find those instructions"

Dipper carefully tried to open the book

But failed

"Ugh, come on!" Said Dipper in frustration "it won't budge"

Then a spike rose from the book, causing a few drops of Dipper's blood to fall on the book

Dipper recoiled back from the sudden minimal pain, but got up pretty quickly when he saw the book

It opened itself

"I guess that worked" said Mabel in confusion as she approached the book

"There must be some sort of lock" said Dipper inspecting his small wound "I guess it thinks I'm Myles"

"Uh.. Dipper?" Said Mabel as she flipped through the pages

Then Dipper saw what Mabel saw

Things that shouldn't exist in a book, portals, moving pictures, mirrors and more, things that Myles shouldn't be able to hide when he was reading the book

Then they saw some parts of the book covered in black jello

"What the heck?!" said Dipper in confusion

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"Soos! Ready to fall by my blade!" Said Myles dramatically as he held a snow sword

"Oh you're not ready for this, dawg! Behold! The snow cluburger!" Said Soos dramatically showing off a snow stick with a snow burger on top "it's a burger on a stick!...ATTACK!"

Then the two charged at each other, Myles tried to swing at Soos but was too short

Soos dropped the cluburger on Myles and it fell apart, drowning Myles in snow

"Soos! help me!" Said Myles as he was swimming in snow

Luckily Soos pulled him out quickly without problems

"Thanks Soos" said Myles shivering "aachoo!"

"No problem dawg" said Soos cheerfully

"I think I'm gonna get hypothermia" said Myles shivering before snapping his fingers "much better"

"Can you do that to me too?" Asked Soos happily

"Sure" said Myles nonchalantly before snapping his fingers

"Ah! It's like summer in winter in summer" said Soos happily "like a sandwich! A seasons sandwich!"

"I don't think that how it works, but I appreciate the enthusiasm" said Myles happily "now what's nex_"

Then they heard a bang coming from the shack

And saw the upper part of the shack burning in blue fire

But the fire didn't destroy the house, it's simply left chares here and there on the outside before retreating inside

"No no no no NO!" Yelled Myles nervously as he ran towards the bed room

Then he teleported in

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"Ugh! Nothing!" Said Dipper in frustration "no instructions at all!"

"Maybe there's a magic word for it" Said Mabel cheerfully

"We know the book knows I'm not Myles, because of the many restricted black goo parts" said Dipper pacing around the room "maybe it's in one of those restricted areas?"

"Maybe there's a wizard wand we can use" said Mabel cheerfully

Then Book shined in a blue light and the pages were flipped

Then they stopped

The twins looked at the page, there was a circle of the black jello

This time it was transparent, and beyond it they saw

A wand, a golden (all are wooden) wand with a weird dark gold oval shape, and a black handle

"Myles's wand" said Dipper in surprise "he hides it in the book?"

Dipper shook his head before reaching out for the wand

He met some resistance, but kept going , eventually blue lightning starting forming on the jello

The book started shaking violently before the seal was removed

The light flickered above them as he took the wand, it stopped after a few seconds

Dipper inspected the wand

"C'mon Dipper! Hurry up!" Said Mabel urging him

"Ok? Uh...light?" Said Dipper waving the wand

And a tornado of blue fire swirled from the wand before enveloping the book

"No no no no! Stop!" Said Dipper before the fire stopped burning the house

But it still burned the book

And Myles was just on time to watch it burn

Myles fell to his knees in front of the book

"Uh...Myles" said Mabel feeling shame

"Was it pity?" Asked Myles 'calmly'

"What?" Asked Dipper in confusion

"Was us getting along just an act out of pity?" Asked Myles 'calmly' as he approached Dipper

"What? No!" Yelled Dipper

"Would you burn that journal you always carry around to prove it?" Asked Myles calmly

"No! It's important!" Said Dipper without thinking "uh..why don_"

"I knew it!" Yelled Myles angrily cracking the floor under him unconsciously "oh you must've had a great laugh fooling me!"

"Myles, we didn_" Mabel tried to reason but Myles knocked her back

"Hey!" Said Dipper before getting knocked back too

"Didn't what? How about i tell you!" Said Myles angrily "didn't listen to my warnings! Didn't have an ounce of respect for me or my privacy! Didn't give a darn that the most precious thing I owned, was burned! BY YOU!"

"We didn't mean to burn it! It was an accident! I was just trying to make some light!" Reasoned Dipper

"Not so much of an accident when someone warned you about it!" said Myles angrily raising his arm "and you don't seem as bothered as you were when I asked to you to burn that STUPID JOURNAL!"

But before Myles could do anything, Dipper pulled out the wand

"Light!" Yelled Dipper

And blue lightning was fired from the wand at Myles

Myles made a shield the blocked the lightning, but Myles was knocked back by the attack

"And you dared to use my wand!" Yelled Myles angrily unconsciously breaking everything around him "...what?"

Myles finally noticed the destruction, but more importantly, he noticed golden colored veins running all over his arms, neck and even cheeks

Myles took a deep breath and called for his wand from Dipper, once the wand was in Myles's hands, the dark gold oval shape opened to reveal a slit eye

Myles waved the wand once and except the book, everything was fixed

"13.5 inches, birch wood with a demon's eye as it's core, very chaotic, likes to twist the users will if it's weak enough, as strong as wands can get, this is it" said Myles coldly before turning to the twins "listen you two, after this, we're not siblings anymore, we just live in the same place, nothing more, don't make it less...and don't talk to me again, this is the last favour you'll ever get from me, not making you suffer for this"

Myles noticed the golden veins returning and forced himself to calm down

"Forget about living in the same place" said Myles before waving his wand

Then Myles's bed floated through the wall and landed quietly

Then Myles fired a beam at the nearby forest

Then, a few seconds later, a small house, smaller than the shack , was built around the bed

Then Myles silently left, and from what Dipper and Mabel saw from their room

Myles entered the house he just made

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