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An hour after Watts Ch2...
"(Mush)! (Mush, my beast of burden)!" Snivy shouted as she rode on Pikachu. Bayleef trailed behind with the duffel bag. Squirtle, Oshawott, and Pignite were in their Pokeballs.
"(I'm going as fast as I can)! (We're nearing the entrance to Pewter City, Snivy)!" the electric-rat exclaimed. They just left the cave (also the reservoir) an hour ago and were hoping to get there as soon as they can.
Bayleef sped up so she can talk to Pikachu. "(I wonder how is the Pecha Berry festival)."
All the only guy out of his Pokeball did was roll his eyes. "(If you weren't masturbating to Ash, you could have told us what was going on)!"
"(He left all of a sudden)!"
"...(That's true). (Also, WHY THE F4(K WERE YOU MASTURBATING TO HIM)?! (We knew him for ten years)! (Don't you have any shame for doing that)?!"
Bayleef was silent until she shook her head. "(Nope)."
"(Why)?!"
"(Interspecies is legal, but let's just say-)"
"(I don't want to know)." Pikachu groaned.
"(You and Snivy have something going on, and you are both different species)."
"(We don't)..." Pikachu gritted through his teeth when he said that. It left a bitter taste in his mouth. He looked to his right and saw Snivy look at him feeling heartbroken, gripping his yellow fur in disbelief. He had to rectify it. "...(know what you mean, Bayleef)."
Snivy calmed down a little and hugged him tightly. All Bayleef did was give a smug grin as she watched Pikachu glare at her in utter annoyance. "(What the f4(k though)! (Ash has been our trainer for so long and you are rubbing that stab wound of yours on a pillow with his face)!"
Above them...
Up above, the black balloon flew. There it was, and there it loomed. Do they know what it wants? No. They cannot even see it because of the trees. If anyone were to squint, they might notice a bunch of people arming themselves discreetly.
Back to Pikachu, Snivy, and Bayleef...
"(I have urges, okay)? (I want Ash)! (Loved, cared, gagged, bred-)"
Snivy glared at Bayleef and brought out her Vine Whips in a threatening manner. She's still pissed about the destruction of her book. "(You used my precious book as a frigging mouth gag, you horny animal)! (Do you even know how much it costs just to get one without being noticed)?!"
"(200)?"
"(No). (38,000 Pokedollars)!"
Bayleef gave a surprised look. "(That's highway robbery)!"
"(It is)! (We've been spending so much cash on providing new trainers proper training, setting up public events and training that we barely have time to have stuff to ourselves)! (But still, you and Pikachu knew Ash for ten years)! (I only knew him for)... (Oh crap, I forgot)... (But still: You need to get some help)!" Snivy shouted out, pointing at the sauropod out of disgust.
Bayleef chuckled. "(I don't need help)! (All I want is to reveal my feelings to Ash and have him mount me). (Like a Ponyta). (Is that all I can ask for)?" what a weird image to behold.
"(Don't need help)?! (So you're gonna stalk Ash until you finally get some dick and kids)?! (Holy s#!t)! (You're giving Brock and f4(king Hinata Hyuuga a run for their money)!"
"...(You watch Naruto)? (Doesn't that make you a weeb, Snivy)?
"(Yes, Bayleef, I am a fracking weeb for liking stuff from Kanto more than Unova)."
All Pikachu did was snigger before going serious. "(What the f4(k though)?! (You want to commit interspecies with our human trainer who is technically one of our colleagues-)"
"(Leleleleleleyalalalalalalalala-)"
Snivy took over for Pikachu. "(How the fack are we not supposed to be worried about you)?!"
"(-PLALALALAALLAALALELSOALALALALALALAL- I'm not listening to you two)!
"(Bayleef)!" Bayleef stopped to listen. (When we get to Ash, you better BURN everything you have that makes you horny for him FROM existence)!"
"(Why)?!"
Pikachu swapped with Snivy now. "(Sooner or later, Ash will find out if the evidence is still there). (The last thing we need are the other girls in the team getting horny for him as well or you getting booted out of the team for sexual harassment)!"
"...(It doesn't help that Lapras is also)."
"(Lapras)?!"
With Lapras back at Pallet Town...
Lapras was resting in a pond connected to Ash's house. Looking at the window to Ash's room, the water-type gave an unsure look before swimming back inside. She'll try to find a way to get rid of her lusty frustration of Ash somehow.
Maybe them becoming a thing will help? Not sure.
Back to Pikachu, Snivy, and Bayleef (Again)...
"..."
"..." that pregnant silence lingered for a few seconds.
"...(Didn't expect that, didn't you)? (Turtle Whale likes him as well)." the pair of shaking heads was all Bayleef needed to know that they were surprised. She saw a shadow fly over them and was interested. "(Hey look)! (There's a balloon above us)!"
The balloon above was still nearby and seems to be following them. Strange...
Hearing a click, Pikachu quickly pushed Bayleef aside, a dart almost grazing the tip of Snivy's snout and his hind leg. The aforementioned grass-snake looked up and laid on top of the electric rat's back so she can tell where the darts are being fired from- *THWIP*
Above. It's coming from above.
"(It's from the balloon)! (We gotta get away from the balloon)! *THWIP-IP-IP-IP!* (Oh s#!t)! (IT'S AUTOMATIC)!"
"(Scatter)!" shouted Pikachu as the three split up.
Bayleef ran off and hid in a massive bush. Pikachu and Snivy scaled a tree and hid in the branches. They were waiting for everything to blow over. Masked soldiers entered the area and- *Tss!* shot Bayleef.
They went and shot Bayleef.
The two looked in horror as the hunters dragged out their incapacitated friend and their trainer's duffel bag, pulling out the Pokeballs containing the rest of the team.
First Pignite.
Then Oshawott.
Finally Squirtle.
They struggled to get out and nearly did if it weren't for the soldiers injecting anesthetics into them, knocking them out in seconds. Pikachu and Snivy were going to rescue them. They really were, but then they'd risk being shot by them.
Climbing down the tree felt treacherous. Surely they would be spotted if they were to linger there any longer. Seeing a light gets shined on them, they tried to get away, only to have Snivy get grabbed by her tail by one of the soldiers.
"VA (WATTS)!" Pikachu looked back at Snivy and made a mad dash at her, surprising the soldier enough to drop the snake and let the rat catch her.
"Pika (Gotcha)!"
As Pikachu scampered as fast as he could, Snivy wrapped one of her Vine Whips around his abdomen and used another to pick up large pieces of bark for Pikachu and herself to use as shields. If only Squirtle wasn't captured so he can shield them from the oncoming darts being fired at them. *Thwap!*
If only.
It was a good thing Snivy grabbed the two pieces of bark. They were being heavily pelted by their pursuers, and they do not know how they can stop the unrelenting torrent.
They were breaking through to the main route when a medium-size net engulfed the both of them. They were tangled in it, struggling to get out of the stringy mess. Pikachu couldn't use Iron Tail. Snivy couldn't use Tail Whip. Thunder and Leaf Tornado wasn't a viable option. They were forced into using the bark as shields reinforced with the net's fibers.
Dart after dart they blocked, with a small layer of debris forming around them. They were being overwhelmed though, growing tired by the second. Finally, the darts started to falter until there was only one, with Pikachu and Snivy being too tired to do anything.
The net was heavy.
They were blocked by a surrounding wall of sharp needles that is almost the size of Torterra.
They are exhausted.
How can they be sure to get out?
The last few things Pikachu saw was himself successfully blocking a dart that nearly hit Snivy. What he didn't expect was that the dart broke through and get him on the shoulder. Snivy dropped her shield and stayed with Pikachu, trying to help him stay awake.
"Va! Va! Sni vy! Vy!" it was an incoherent babble as she shook him violently.
"C- Chu?"
"Vy snivy sny ivy!" Pikachu was struggling to hear her. Everything felt warm. He wanted to stay awake, but he's too tired to do so. The last thing he heard was similar to those Metal Gear games he played with Charizard, Bulbasaur, and Squirtle. "Va! VA! VAAAAA!"
Snivy was hugging him, hoping he could wake up. It was a shame there was no response. It was a shame this was happening. It was a shame that she is the only one currently not knocked out, since someone came with a briefcase full of equipment and shot her with a dart to the hip. Before she, just like everyone at the party, fell asleep, she saw an R that was glowing red like blood...
Watts Chapter 3 end...
So, this is where things darken a little in Pikachu's side of the story. He and everyone else in the party were shot by tranquilizer darts. Holy moly, that was a waste of ammo right there!
References:
1. Piggyback riding a rat
2. Why Bayleef did what she did in chapter 1
3. From TF2 15. ai Demoman catches Sniper reading Fanfiction:
Demoman- "You're reading a fanfiction about you f4(king one of our colleagues!-"
Sniper- "LALALALALALALALA-"
DM- "How the f4(k am I not supposed to be worried about you?-"
S- "Not listening to you-"
DM- "Sniper! Listen to me!"
4. From Demoman Finds Scout Watching Strange Stuff (TF2 15. ai):
Heavy- "Scout! What in the name of Lenin's frozen balls is wrong with you?!"
Demoman- "You're giving Catholic Priests a run for their money!"
5. Expensive books
6. Naruto
7. Lapras. Just Lapras.
8. Metal Gear Solid whenever Solid Snake is caught or dies:
"Snake? SNAAAKE!"
That's all for now, folks!