Chapter 5
I was sooooo shock'd.
!C00l BOI HAD KILLED DUMBLYDORES SON! WE GONNA GO TO WIZARD JAIL?!
I collapsed onto the grownd out of SHEEEEEEEEEER SHOCK! The world became black and I was unconsidious.
"ESTIQUE!" c00l boi screamed at me in a cool, distant and uncaring way.
"out of my way Potter" some1 said in an angry and annoyed and loving voice…
…IT WAS SNAPE!
He was wearing a black robe with small black skullz and he had a black skull on his head as an accessory. He had black shoes and black hair and black eyes and black nails and black toenails and a black handbag and black makeup and black accessories and a black hair-
"What do u think ur doing to Estique" c00l boi said in a distant and indifferent way.
"I am saving her from her terrible fall. If I hadn't been here she could have DIED!" NANI? I was soooo scHOCKED!
c00l boi started to cry Black Tears of Misery™ (uuuuu~ cool huh). He looked at me.
"She means nothing to me. She is like dung on my shoe, and a disgusting piece of human garbage." C00l boi said in a loving voice. SOOOOO lucky that I was lying on my stomach with my face on the ground, cUz i wOULD TOTALLY BLUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHH uwu
"I cannot believe that she almost died. That fall was the most terrible fall I've ever seen!" snake said angry at Dumbledores son DRaconio who was on the ground and probably deaded xD. I was nodding my head on the ground VERY FAST and started to cry Black Tears of Misery™.
the ground is hard!
bUT then SUDDENRIIIIIII!
DRACONIO came UPPPP on a BROOOMMMMMSTICKKKK! He had BLOOD STREAMING down his face and he was SO SCARAY YOU GUYS *CRYING*!
EVERY. ONE. GASPED!
"MOU ESTIQUE-CHAN!" draconio freaking SCREAMED.
"WATASHI WILL LET ANATA KNOW THAT WATASHI WILL JOIN VOLDEMORT-KUN ON HIS CHOU KOWAI DESU GANG AND WATASHI WILL BECOME STRONG ENOUGH TO WIN ESTIQUW BACK! C00l boi-kun, YOU BAKA MEGANE GAIJIN!" Draconio SHOUTED in a cute girly way. I was sooooooooooooooooooooooo scared you guys that I fell freaking unconscious!
*TO BE CONTINUED*