Sakura: gaara the destroyer is in my car
Naruto: because you left it unlocked again?
Sakura: NO
Naruto: I bet he wants a rematch
Naruto: ;););););)
Sakura: you
Sakura: are a disgusting deviant.
Naruto: hey, you're the one that tackled the guy
Sasuke: probably the first contact he's ever had with a woman
Naruto: what would you know about that, teme? No woman wants to make contact with you
Sakura: hahaha yeah E.T.
Sasuke: ...
Sasuke: gnite.
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"Stop texting and driving." Gaara snapped, not sparing Sakura a glance from his perch in the passenger's seat. He was too busy glaring at a fast food burger wrapper that had inevitably been left behind by Naruto.
"We're at a red light!" Sakura shrieked, both hands gripping the wheel, white knuckled. Gaara had given her the address of the hotel he and his siblings were staying at, and it was one of the more expensive places she did not know the directions to. Gaara and her GPS system were not making nice.
"Take a right at Rasengan Avenue, then a left on Chidori Road," the GPS explained in a calming British accent.
"If you do that then you'll hit all the construction potholes from that new strip mall. Your GPS is really stupid." Gaara explained in an abrasive Suna accent.
"To avoid construction, take the roundabout towards exit three." The GPS said.
"You'll just hit traffic – you clearly don't know how to drive. Let me do it." Gaara said.
"To avoid getting murdered by an angry Sakura, jump out of the car window." Sakura muttered.