Heya fella, did 'ya missed me?

*an axe somehow flew toward me and missed my head by a few millimeters*

You should be very happy that I 'missed you', my cute retarded and mentally unstable author. I'm sure as hell glad that you 'missed me', Narra. Well, I guess I really owe you a sorry. Anyway, how long have I gone away? There's a lot of interesting fic now.

*narra ignored me and walked away to the corner of the room while sobbing softly. Wait we have a room here?*

I thought you were not gonna come back...

Hey, don't be sad, y'know. I will back and you're my only waifu, so don't be worry. I promise I'll never ignore you again and sorry, school and exam has took so much of my time.

Now can you show me your best smile?

I swear to god I'll come to reality and slit your throat if you break your promise.

Wow, can you believe it readers? We're having a narrator development character time here! hey! Now maybe a good time to develop her more before she throw another ax- * she threw another axe to my head*

Please just scroll down and read the story... This is embarrassing...

Miura Miko was infuriated, furious, and quite possibly has a strong killing intent in her mind even though the sun is barely appear, did she ever knew people need a goddamn rest especially on Sunday?

Anyway, here she is, in front of Hachiman's apartment door clad in black hoodie, sweatpants and a mask complete with black sunglasses. People must be stupid if they're not suspicious by her presence, but fortunately for her, there is no one around this area right now.

Miko herself was aware that she's being too reckless much to her liking but her bloodlust can't be satisfied until she have a proper meeting, and a little bit bloody party, with the guy that has been molested her older sister.

'Hopefully I didn't need to clean an unnecessary mess...'

From Miyu to Hikio

Chapter 5: Miura Miko's New Friend

"So, what is his name again?" Miko asked calmly while holding her inner rage to Yuu after she carried Yumiko to her room. 'Anyway, Yumi-nee-sama was still beautiful as always even though she had a fever and very weak at the time.'

"Who?"

"That Hachi-nii." Taking a seat beside Yuu in the kotatsu, Miko melted in delight and planted her cheek on the table. 'This is heaven...'

"Oh, you mean his name?" She nodded. "It's Hikitani? Hikio? Hibiki?... " As he tried really hard to pin out this Hachiman's name, Miko just looked at him disappointedly.

'I know this Hachi-nii's name sounds like not worth to be remembered but how could you forget his name that easily my dear little brother? Hopefully he knew where he lived or this gonna be a pain in the ass.' She thought as she took an orange fruit she brought home earlier.

"Agh... I just remember his name was Hachiman."He said while clutching his head. "Anyway Miko-nee, Hachi-nii curry is very delicious."

"Nah, I'm already full on my friend's house." She is lying.

She was actually quite starved right now because she refused the dinner invitation from her friend. But even if she was starved, her pride won't let her do that, unless if she was alone.

'There is no way I'll eat the food cooked by my sister molester.' Again, she was shamelessly lying even in her thought. Deep inside her mind, she has planned to gobble an entire plate of curry rice after Yuu goes inside his room.

"Anyway, what is actually happening while I'm away?"

"Oh, there's so many thing happened! At first, I slipped and fell when I gonna buy a yellow can for Yumi-nee, after that I met Hachi-nii. He helped me and carried me to his house before he patched my wound."

"He didn't do anything weird to you, right?" 'If he did, that would be one more new reason on the list of why I must kill him'

"Eh? What do you mean, Miko-nee?" While Miko's killing intent blasted out of the roof, Yuu was completely clueless to her question.

"Nevermind, after that, what's happening?" Noticing his confused face, Miko decided to change the question.

"After that we go to the konbini to buy the yellow can, but I lost my money. That's why Hachi-nii paid it and also buy me a lemonade!" He said while showing her an almost empty lemonade bottle.

"Wait, did he let her drink a coffee?" Noticing an opened golden can of MAX, she'd asked while holding the unopened one.

"No and that was his." Reply Yuu while pointing at the empty can.

'So he's a stalker too huh. I'm actually not surprised if he knew Yumi-nee-sama favorite beverage but for forcing himself to drink this is quite astonishing. I even need an entire year to be able to drink MAX without cringing out.'

"But I remember she drink from Hachi-nii when he cooked the curry." Upon hearing that, Miko's blood began to boil again.

'Not even stalking her, he also had planned everything to indirectly kiss her. Yes, that was definitely what he'd planned all along the time, such a disgusting bastard.' In fact, he was actually pretty clueless about Yumiko and that was very hypocrite for someone whose literary yandere-ing her own sister, y'know.

"And then why he need to strip her?" Not wanting to wait even longer, Miko decide to pry onto the topic she wanted to know.

"Uh.. Do you mean changing her clothes? I actually don't know why, but after he took her clothes off, he quickly closed his eyes while using a towel and wipe Yumi-nee body with it."

'He closed his eyes? Pfft, don't be ridiculous. He might probably still ogling Yumi-nee-sama bare body with his lecherous eyes when Yuu didn't watching him.' Yuu was actually watching him all the time, heck, he even helping him.

"After then?"

"After then we eat together, Miko-nee why are you acting weird?" Miko might not be aware about this, but she was actually smiling evilly from the beginning.

"Weird?"

"Yeah, you're... Smiling a lot and that's... scary." Even so, Yuu didn't seem frightened at all.

'Shoot! No wonder why my face feels hurt!' In a blink of second, her scary grin turned into a shameless innocence smile.

"I think you're just too tired and sleepy now. Well it seems like you need to sleep now..."

"But it's still-"

"No, no, no. you definitely need to sleep now! Anyway do you know where he lives?"

...

'...Now I regret coming here recklessly, damnit.' Miko's thought while looking at the drawing that she used to navigate Hachiman's apartment. 'And Yuu, I kinda feel bad to say this but you're sucks at drawing.'

She sighed softly and crumpled the drawing on her hand. she can still turning back now, but coming back without anything useful about her target didn't feel right in her heart. And this place is the only lead she has to find the hachi-nii, or rather scum-nii for her.

She rubbed the lock pick set on her hoodie's pocket while looked around her surroundings. After making sure that the situation is safe, she begin to kneel down.

And immediately stopped after she noticed that the door in front of her is slightly opened. She tensed and her mind begin to race, but her body take action rather quickly as if she was experienced with this kind of thing.

With ease, she took away the mouth mask and the black sunglasses from her nervous face that quickly morphed into a smile. She then took a knocking position to put down any kind of suspicion.

"...I think I need to follow him tod-" A feminine voice came out but stopped as the source saw Miko. A pair of turquoise orbs stared at Miko with surprise.

Miko too, was speechless by the sight of beautiful girl, who had a black raven hair and ahoge on top of her head, in front of her but she taking hold to herself quickly and begin to curse inwardly because she lose her only lead.

A minute or more passed in awkward silence. No one had said any words or moving any muscle, making the atmosphere tenser and choke the hell out of their lung.

'Damn it.' Miko cursed.

But luckily for her, the person in front of her was a social butterfly and quick witted in any kind of awkward situation. Unfortunately she doesn't know yet what kind of person the girl who smiling nervously in front of her.

"E-excuse me but, may I know what are you doing in front of my apartment?"

The girl's word may not have any kind of bad intention, but Miko took that as a cue that the person is suspicious with her presence. Her mind race again, looking for a way to fool the girl in front of her.

"Ah, yeah. I'm looking for someone named Hachiman in here. I found his phone a few days ago in my sister home and I found out that he live somewhere in here." Miko replied the question with ease even though she probably will regret lying about the phone.

"Eh? Haa-chan's phone?"

'Haa-chan...? So that scum had a girlfriend, huh. Yet, he still dares to touch my graceful nee-sama?' She squeezed both of her hand tight behind her body and while a-not-so-subtle killing aura radiated from her.

"Ah! Then, thank you very much to do such a thing. I knew he'll forget something stupid like this but I never expect he would bother someone." Miko sighed inwardly as the girl buys her petty bullshit, but then, "Anyway, would you like to enter for a warm tea? I also made too much for our breakfast and I'll be very grateful if you accept it since I need Haa-chan to properly thank you."

Miko's eyes slightly widened. She could just have refuse that invitation but she then remember that she have lied about the phone, and how in hell was she supposed to give back the phone that wasn't on her in the first place?

At this kind of time the power to improvise gonna shine brightly! Or even not if the author just want to screw with her. Then so, she decided to just simply follow where the fate would lead her, or in this case, the unstable author with his shitty idea to drive his character nuts.

The girl then opened the door wide and gesture Miko to enter, "Then come in, oh, and please close the door afterwards. You can take the flop on there and that is the hanger for your jacket."

Even though still in edges, Miko can't help and thoroughly impressed with the girl social skill and talking ability without taking a breath (okay, the breath one is a dramatization). She then proceeds to take off her jacket and shoes.

"I'll make the tea and you can take a seat in that kotatsu. Please make yourself at home..." She said followed by Miko behind.

However, she still not aware about what kind of person in front of her was. Well, no one will ever be aware actually in the first glance, but it still so unlucky for her to met Hikigaya's oldest sibling.

'Haa-chan loses his phone, huh? Try harder, young girl. He's literally one of the most perceptive people I've ever known. Anyway, who is she? Why is she in here exactly? What is her relation with Haa-chan? Should I play with her?' The girl's thought to herself with cold smile while looking at a small hammer for a meat and a very hard wooden spoon.

Wait, I think I've mistaken something from the beginning. She was not a girl. He was a trap, no, a goddamn fookin' ambush.

"Anyway, pleased to meet you. My name is Ichika, Hikigaya Ichika." He then faced her with a very warm smile that can make an ice melt. However, he held something that looks like a pistol and absolutely doesn't look warm at all.

It's a taser. But before Miko can even react from the sudden hostile, two small barbed wires soared at her and she was blacked out in a few moments while her body shuddered.

Ichika then nonchalantly walked to her and crouched beside her.

"And Mr. Little Pain Inducer sent his regard to you... Wait, did she fall unconscious? Man... Well, hope she still alive or I'll be damned."

"What the hell."

A deep, sleepy voice came from behind Ichika. He then turned to it and found his beloved brother, "Ah, Haa-chan! I found a really suspicious perso-"

His words were cut off suddenly as his body shook violently while his mouth and eyes opened wide from the sudden extreme pain of electric shock. He then tried really hard to look at what has been happened and soon saw Hachiman pointed a taser at him, while staring at him with a very cold gaze.

He then walked to his troublesome brother to put a tape, which he took from out of nowhere, on Ichika's mouth and iron handcuff...? How did he have that thing? Well, I won't judge him if he had that for his personal interest.

"Soon after this, we will have a fucking friendly conversation between sibling, onii-chan."

Ah, finally I can write a goddamn thing. These past months were filled with a lot of thing I must do and don't have any chance to write anything at all (well, i do have a time sometime but i'm just too lazy lol). But worry not, I'll work my ass off now.

Tbh, this is actually a rewrite because the first one didn't satisfy me and too long for my liking, then I decided to rewrite it. I knew some of you might don't like about the ooc and I'm so sorry because I can't get rid of it in the future, well I at least can tone down it a bit.

Anyway, in a few days a gonna upload a new fic with modern gunfight and a little bit fantasy in the future that highly probably rated M so if you interested in it, might as well check it when I already upload it.

Noth out, 'till next time!