Author Note: I was thinking about Madara and boom this chapter was born hehe
The Fam Fam
Lightweight Madara has added Hashirama Senju to The Fam Fam
Lightweight Madara has changed Hashirama Senju to Fine Ass Man Hashi
Da bomb: … Mads, why is his name fine ass man...
Tobi: i dont think he realizes… (ーー;)
Lightweight Madara: He is an incredible man. Therefore he is a fine ass man.
Tobi: why the ass tho
Lightweight Madara: I was told that it "adds more flair" to an expression.
Tobi: who told u this?
Lightweight Madara: Deidara
Da bomb: yeah… not like that but hey it works (＠＾◡＾)
Tobi: i'll help u
Tobi has changed Lightweight Madara to Ass Man Madara
Ass Man Madara: I feel like I am missing something.
Tobi: maybe its ur fine ass man (o^ ^o)
Fine Ass Man Hashi: Hello everyone!
Fine Ass Man Hashi: Wow, the honor of being a fine man!
Lady Luck: WHY is my father Fine Ass Man?
Tobi: Madara thinks he's got a fine ass (ﾉ´ з `)ノ
Ass Man Madara: Again, I feel like I am missing something.
Fine Ass Man Hashi: Madara, my gift to you!
Fine Ass Man Hashi:
Lady Luck: NO NO WHAT THE FUCK
Tobi: oh no oh no hahaha
Da Bomb: he did it! (￢‿￢ )
Tobi: hahaha
Lady Luck: You tattooed Madara's face on your chest?!
Fine Ass Man Hashi: Of course! The man has my face, which is fantastic, I felt it would be great to do the same!
Ass Man Madara: Wow. I am in awe.
Tobi: Hashi's name is too long
Tobi changed Fine Ass Man Hashi to Fine Ass Hashi
Tobi: there
Da bomb: Mads why havent u changed ur name
Tobi: tru, u know how to now
Ass Man Madara: I… seem to like my name.
Tobi: wow.
Ass Man Madara: Hashirama, would you like to join me for a drink?
Lady Luck: NO
Lady Luck: LEAVE HIM ALONE
Fine Ass Hashi: I am a grown man princess. Madara, of course! I will go over now!
Da bomb: a fine ass grown man according to Mads (^_~)
Da bomb: why is no one else here!
Tobi: well Naru and Ducky r at their honeymoon
Da bomb: Shisui and Gaara are having their first date 3 (ω^)
Tobi: it's friday night so everyone is prob getting laid (T_T)
Da bomb: and you?
Tobi: Rin is working late :(
Tobi: and tachi?
Da bomb: he's preparing romantic shit ;)
Tobi: ewww
Da bomb: jealous?
Tobi: … i miss Rin
Curly: Hellloooo everyone~
Curly: I have returned from my amazing date 3
Curly: I think it went amazing~ (´• ω •`)
Da bomb: did u get a kiss?
Curly: … (≧◡≦)
Tobi: sandy
Sandy: Yes. Goodbye.
Curly: Isn't he amazing? (≧◡≦)
Tobi: wow tonight is just full of wows
Da bomb: omg! Poor Gaara now has to put up with u
Curly: excuse me I am a delight (ᵔ.ᵔ)
Tobi: shh shutup
Tobi: curly read the previous messages!
Curly: holy shit
Curly: tonight IS full of wows
Curly: is there sexual tension between the ass mans? (*/_＼)
Tobi: idk maybe? (*^.^*)
Lady Luck: NO. I will fucking KILL Madara.
Tobi: its okay Tsunade, Hashi would totally top Madara
Curly: idk I think they'd switch (ᵔ.ᵔ)
Da bomb: idk Mads has big dick enejjnglkbalbklg
Tobi: u ok there?
Da bomb: Deidara will not be available for the rest of the night.
Curly: oooo Tachi is mad :D
Tobi: everyone is having fun except me :(
Curly: Wanna hang out? (ᵔ.ᵔ)