Jokes on you

by Kuro-Ookami-Inu

Once a Hero now a villain, betrayed by those he swore to protect cast away like yesterday's trash, and this is his story. (Dark, cruel, profanity language, revenge, bashing, twisted sense of humor. some characters who died in movies/books-might be in story. etc. etc. Don't like it don't read it. Do NOT post on other sites! 1st attempt of a Harry Potter story.

5. Chapter 5

(A/N: Contains semi-graphic torture, mentions of rape, cussing, and twisted humor anything else I can think of)

§parseltounge §

Due to being locked up in Azkaban, and despite the help from my faithful house elf kreacher, I was still recovering, George that wanker threatened to sick kreacher on me if I didn't take time to recover, he knows I want to get revenge, but made a valid point that it wouldn't do me any good if I up and passed out during my revenge

The most I would do these days which was not a whole lot, eating, sleeping, and doing the exercises I started while in Azkaban, making plans, reading some of the tomes I had stored in my goblin made tattoo and watch George go through my never ending mail I seem to be getting, wearing special kind of gloves especially when the pedophile started sending letters laced with who knows what, I would watch in amusement as he has taken the habit of throwing most if not all of them in the fire place.

If I had gotten a letter from Viktor, the Malfoys, hell even Snape sent me a letter I took the time to carefully read them, snickering or outright laughing, the letters I would get from them, I made sure to put in a safe place to be cherished, I remember that day when I finally unsealed the items in said tattoo.

-Flashback-

I was sitting in my room pouting because George threatened to sick Kreacher on me If I tried to go out and kill one of the many names on my list, it was about two week or so I was in the little (but very homely) house George had gotten, I was bored and boredom and me do not mix, and so I attempted to go but alas I was out foxed. (That wanker)

I wasn't sure how long I was sitting on my bed pouting but then I remembered the tattoo I had, snorting in laughter I very carefully started to unseal the very complicated seal work the goblins had painstaking put on it to keep it hidden, now when I say carefully I really meant it, a few grimaces, several strings of curses I finally was able to make it seen.

(A/N: Remember his magic was cut off from him for almost 4 years)

Taking a moment to recover I gently place two fingers on it and pulled the trunk like vault out of it, landing with a thunk, after all despite it being shrunk I had several of them, one being for money, one for the artifacts, and one for books, and the last one for potion ingredients or so I thought, looking at my tattoo again I blinking in surprise and repeated the process, after all of them were out I grabbed my wand and resized them all, opening them all up with a parseltounge password.

Looking at them all I had stupidity commanded them to unpack, letting out a shout of surprise when I was suddenly buried underneath a mountain of books, and everything else.

The sound of hurried footsteps George came barging in shouting "Hades! What hap- the bloody hell?" seeing a mountain sized pile of books he was baffled, wheezing I managed to stick an arm out waving it, a muffled "help"

Backtracking George calls in a near shriek "KREACHER!"

A familiar pop, "what can kreacher do for twinsie?"

Not able to say a word he points. "Master?"

A muffled "Kreacher...stuck...help?"

A snap of a finger I came launching out of the pile taking a large breath of air coughing before grumbling about evil books poking things that shouldn't be poked.

"Uh...mate?"

"Yes?" I replied

"Where in the bloody hell did all these books come from?"

"Ugh... don't remind me...just help me put them back, or stack them or something?"

"Kreacher will help" a few snaps later the books were neatly stacked, artifacts put back into one of the trunks, (thankfully the potion ingredients stayed in) the money put back, the last one I had pulled from the tattoo was miscellaneous things, they were sorted and most put back the trunk, while I noticed a box more importantly there was several actually, a bit curious I opened it up and in there was a letter, reading it I give a grin of how convenient it was, my musing was cut short when George asked again were did all this come from.

Showing him the goblin made tattoo I explained that I had gotten it when I found out about the betrayals, it has everything from my vaults besides the goblin made items, and I explained that if I was going to die I was taking it with me to the grave.

Changing the subject I thanked Kreacher and asked if he would send one of these boxes to Viktor Krum, the Malfoys, and Snape, keeping the last one to retrieve letters or whatever else.

Of course master before the sound of a pop.

-End of flashback-

Shaking my head in amusement I gather the letters from those that are allies and place them in a special case that we enchanted making it nearly indestructible, and a parseltounge password.

-Time skip-

So far only George would leave the house, I to be honest was not ready; the mere temptation to slaughter them was extremely high on my to-do list, so I forced myself to be busy. Every few days kreacher would come by and give me updates on the former death eaters, when he wasn't doing that I would inquire about someone I am looking for, including their last whereabouts, after all I think with a snicker no one seem to remember that house elf can get through any wards.

It was perhaps a day later that George came storming in with an angry expression, (I didn't notice right away) as I was tinkering with a random object I found in one of the trunks and singing a random song

"When you fall, I'll take my turn

And fan the flames as your blazes burn

We can't wait to burn it to the ground"

Jumping in fright when I suddenly hear George say "oh, believe me I am seriously considering doing that"

Confused I asked what he meant, giving an angry look, he explains that his 'so called mother' came to the joke shop and did her usual screeching, telling me that she is disappointed that I am separating from them for a dark and evil person, and how said person wouldn't do the right and honorable thing and marrying Ginny, which I pointed out made no sense whatsoever, I also had the satisfaction of telling her that (giving an apologizing look) that you are gay, so his whore of a sister has no chance whatsoever.

"George...I am not gay" I say flatly

"I know, but you should have seen the look on her face when I said that!" He crackled

"You know as well as I do she will try it again, so if she does (which she will) tell her I had the time of my life thoroughly fucking several of death eaters, repeatedly making them scream my name for the last 3 1/2 years."

Snorting a laugh, you know it was funny because several of the witnesses didn't even bat an eye lash when I said that! It was like they short of expected it!" George says will glee

"I should probably give them a heads up though" I muse

"So what were you working on?" George asked curiously

"Ah, well I found it in one of the trunks (grabbing it and showing him) and I was tinkering around with it, I was thinking about making into some sort of weapon, what kind I have no idea but making something look…well innocent I figured would make it much more amusing." I tell him

"Like a joke product? And that's an interesting shape" George asks

"Nah, if I was going to make a weapon I would want it to be semi-permanent, like something I saw on the telly when I was younger…it was something to do with 'shock' I can't remember exactly what it was I only was able to get a glance and it's a Heptagon I wanted something that I could throw and have it roll for a bit before letting loose whatever I decided to enchant it with."

"OH! How about the cracker jinx? It makes things explode, kind of blinding if you over power it." George murmured in thought.

"Hmm…how about an overpowered Lumos maxima tornado of glass intertwined with the caterwauling charm and a good old dose of Diffindo all wrapped up in this innocent looking Heptagon." I say cheerfully, holding it up.

Gaping at me, George sputters "bloody hell, that's… brilliant!"

Let's get to work; I want to see if it would work! I tell him with a grin.

-Times skip-

When the familiar cold sensation appeared I instantly perked up, making my way to a window I grin when I see three Dementors all three of them instantly started talking, the moment they saw me, laughing I open the window letting them in, all moving and cuddling around me, giving a happy grin.

I ask how things are, anything new happening since I've been gone, one was in the middle of telling me, when George came in saying 'no wonder the house got so cold", giving a quick hello before retreating back into the potions lab.

Absorbing the information, I detached myself, going to the table I grab a piece of parchment and wrote several things, information on what's been going on, how that blood traitor is being a pest still, and why I haven't killed them yet, (still recovering) also including that George had told said pest I was gay, and that if she bothers him again to tell her that I had

'the time of my life thoroughly fucking all of you, making you scream my name for the last 3 1/2 years' I told them why I wanted him to say it, and how it would be downright amusing, considering she had said I was dark yet wants me to be marry the 2 Knut whore.

After copying it several times I made my way and asked if they give this to them, it was important, giving off soft like screeching they cuddled for a few more moments before disappearing.

The days seemed to blur together, keeping in contact with all my allies, making sure the death eaters are still being taken care of, I received a message back, they were surprisingly okay with the fact I supposedly fucked them all senseless, it was rather perfect timing if I do say so myself.

The daily profit was getting a kick out of this new revelation, especially when on the front page was a picture of matriarch of the Weasley family and George yelling at each other.

*MATRIARCH OF WEASLEY FAMILY AGAINST MR. GEORGE"

That's right my fellow readers, Mr. George who has requested that he no longer wishes to be put in the same category as his so called family, word has it he will be changing his name, when I am unsure.

By the picture alone you can guess there was a rather heated argument, Mrs. Weasley was heard throughout the alley shaming Mr. Potter for being a supposedly dark and evil man, then does a complete 180 when Mr. George told her point blank that Mr. Potter is gay, she then demanded that Mr. Potter do the honorable thing and marry her daughter (Ginevra Weasley).

Mr. George then says that it would never happen because Mr. Potter would never marry a whore whose worth 2 Knut.

There was silence for a moment then Mrs. Weasley started screaming profanities (that I will not include)

Mr. George than says he has enough and called the Auror to remove the still screaming women from his shop. Told his employees be was going home (not that anyone could blame him) and left presumably by floo.

I have to wonder Dear readers, was that the end of the discussion or is it just the beginning? Guess we will have to find out.

Rita Skeeter.

Laughing my ass off I show George the daily profit, no matter how funny we found it, the amount of letter we got was afterwards was just down right ridiculous, everything from marriage proposals, scolding, a few howlers, which were burnt right away, lewd suggestions from delusional women, some laced with Amortentia.

Which for shit and giggles I took a whiff and snorted in laughter on what I smelled, asked what it was I smirked and said "I smelled sea water, damp walls, and death" blanching at the description provided George comments "that's just...I don't even know how to describe that"

Shrugging, I replied "Azkaban"

Snorting "well I think you fans are going to be disappointed when they find out you're in love with Azkaban"

Scoffing 'like I give two shits, if their feelings are hurt' I snark back

Hey I suddenly say why don't we go and visit Grimmaulds place?

Confused George asked 'why do you want to visit there?"

"Memories mostly, but to give a proper hello to Mrs. Black" I tell him

"Okay, let's go"

'Kreacher!' I call out

A pop sounded followed by "yes master?"

Grinning I greet 'my favorite beloved house elf, George and myself would like to go to Grimmaulds place to properly meet Mrs. Black"

"Yes, Master"

Landing in the familiar entrance hall, I let out a small gasp when the decades of dark magic washed over me, welcoming me even though I had given the lordship/heirship to Draco; it was like it knew what I did to protect the family.

"Hades?"

Sucking in breath, I smile at George and say "the dark magic, it felt like it was welcoming me home, despite the fact I had given the lordship to Draco."

Both of us jump when kreacher says "Master has earned the respect and acceptance from family magic, it knows that you made sure no one could steal the ancient bloodline"

'Indeed, now young lord and guest do come closer, I wish to see the one who has gone to great lengths to protect the black bloodline' Walburga says calmly

Shrugging, we both move towards the portrait, Walburga Black.

"Do step closer" she insisted

Clearing my throat I say formerly and politely "My name is Hadrian Potter, I wish to formerly apologize for not being able to come in person when I was making my WILL, I also wish to thank you for allowing Draco Malfoy to take the lordship for the Black family."

"My dear, you have nothing to apologize for, kreacher has been keeping us all updated on what has been going on, I am truly disgusted what those blood traitors and mudblood attempted to do, now I briefly recognize your friend here, you are?"

Giving a deep respectful bow "My name is George"

Cooking a brow "just your first name?" Walburga inquiries

Giving a curt nod "yes ma'am, I no longer associate with the likes of them, not after what they did, or tried to do including the fact that Hades was in Azkaban."

"Yes, that would be a very good reason; may I ask what you plan to do?" Walburga inquiries

Sharing a dark smirk with each other I replied "I'm going to kill them all, I will make them rule the day they betrayed me, and I'm going to burn their playground down."

"And you George?"

"I'm going to help him, I already pledge my loyalty, before and while Hadrian was in Azkaban, the other pure bloods bore witness."

"Walburga, as a Black I was wondering if you have any advice on torture techniques, after all killing them with the killing curse is such a waste." I ask

"Hmm indeed, I believe kreacher can insist you, the black family library would be a good place, or if you wish ask the other portraits" she tells us

Sharing a grin we thank her, as we were walking away I suddenly had an idea, making my way back over I looked over the frame calling my magic to swirl around me, eyes narrowing when I notice 7 spot on the frame that prevents her from leaving.

George asking what I was doing, blinking I look at him then Lady Black, responding 'there's a spots on the frame that prevents you from leaving, from what I can see its anchoring you to this portrait, there's 7 spots all lighting up with a large amount of magic, I'm going to remove them."

"Really?" George asks

"Well, that explains why I was unable to leave; it was either my blasted son or those blood traitors" Walburga states grouchy

Chuckling "indeed, I think I would go insane looking at the same wall all the time, now then…" calling my magic again I push it towards the areas in the portrait, a vicious cracking noise echoed in the once silent entranceway, eyes narrowing I continue to push after a few moments a snap rang out breaking them, A small gasp of wonder from Walburga, then tears of joy.

Letting out an oof when I stumbled back, thankfully George caught me before I fell straight on my face, shaking my head we say our goodbyes and go exploring, stopping by several portraits asking for advice on torturing mudbloods and blood traitors, gaining many interesting styles and types. We made our way to the Black family Library, asking for kreacher help, we spent several hours going through many books, after making many notes I gave a annoyed groan and told George

"As much as I want to stay in the house, I really want to go out and mess with some muggles."

Eyeing me George asks "Do I even want to know what you will be doing?"

Smirking "Probably not" I end innocently

Rolling his eyes but says "alright let's go"

Making our way out we said goodbye to the many portraits, slipping out of the hidden house we cast Disillusionment charms on ourselves, walking around I spotted a couple muggles being all lovely dovey to each other, sneering in disgust, a wicked idea popped up, dashing forward I waited till they were close to a single walking man before reaching forward and pinching the muggles woman's ass.

A high pitched shriek rang out, moving back I let out a mad crackle, watching the scene the woman was shrieking something fierce, screaming her head off the male (what a wimp) had his head buried in his hands. The snickering next to me caused me to smirk, whispering let's go.

Finding more muggles to torment was rather easy, hell scaring the brats was the best, waving my hand casting a boogie man, making it so only they could see it, I had it chase them around, talking in a gravel like voice, using tripping hex on them, after a while that got boring so we moved on, Not being able to resist I caused several crashes, screams of terror rang out, laughing I grin at George and say

"While I might not want to go out into the magical world yet, the muggle world though as far as I'm concerned it's free game."

"Speaking of that, where do those bastard muggles live? You know what ones I'm talking about." George pipes in.

Scowling I sneer "number 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey."

"I know they are on your list, why don't we go and pay them a visit?" George comments

Yes, let's go, feeling him grab my hand, I picture were I want to go and we vanished, landing in the park, a nearby dog yelping in fright.

Looking around George mutter wow, without sparing a glance, I walk forward casting strong notice-me-not charms around us. Moving forward I ignore all the cookie cutter houses the strong urge to burn them ground was very strong.

Stopping in front of #4 I sneer, looking up and around looking for those 'blood wards' when I didn't see them I snarl, in fact the only thing I saw was wards that dampen magic, magic suppressors and many more I decided not to think about. Sighing in annoyance, I turn towards George and tell him "If you do this…there's no going back."

"I know, and I don't care they deserve this."

Giving him a long searching look, I nod and say "okay, how do you want to do this, after all its not every day you go and kill muggles."

"Well, they are afraid of magic right?"

"Yes" I said

"Well as much as I hate my so called sister the Bat Bogey Hex would be funny to do, or OH! How about Levicorpus, or we could pull a mad eye moody and turn them into animals" George says cheerfully

Snorting in amusement I pull my wand out George doing the same, moving to the front door I cast an Alohomora, waving my wand I silent our footsteps, casting a silencing charm around the entire house, walking from the living room to the kitchen by passing the cupboard under the stairs, ignoring it completely, looking at George one more time to make absolutely sure that this is what he wanted, giving me a firm nod.

Walking into the kitchen I announce myself "Hello Dursley ready to die?" I end in a sing song tone

"IT'S THE FREAK!" Petunia shrieks

"BOY!" Vernon shouts

Surprisingly Dudley stays quiet his eyes were widen in fear when my Avada Kedavra eyes locked with his muddy brown eyes, giving him a dark smirk, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU FREAK?!" Vernon yells his face turning purple, and then he notices George and "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU RED HEADED FREAK OF NATURE!"

Eyes narrowing I whip my wand forward a curse on the tip of my tongue, however to my complete surprise George snarl s and spat Redactum Skullus giving a dark grin George says "there now your head matches your pee sized brain" high pitched screeching came from Vernon, ignoring him I turn my attention to Petunia I give her a slow but dark smirk, hissing in parseltounge §Imperio § her horrified shout at hearing parseltounge was cut short, looking at her again I tell her

"Walk forward" that's right be a good little bitch that you are and "sit on the floor at my feet" I didn't have to be a mind reader to know she was screaming in her mind, laughing darkly I look at Dudley again and sent a cutting curse at him, I laugh at his screams of pain, the force of the spell sent him flying out of his chair, my musing was cut short when Georges snarled "Crucio" at Vernon both of us laughing, waving my wand at Dudley after all I didn't want my fun to end so soon if the prat died from blood loss.

Cocking a brow at George in question, growling he spat "That fat muggle said he was going to 'teach us a lesson we will never forget' I didn't hear what else he wanted to say before I lost my temper.

"Indeed" I murmur after that we were on a roll, cutting curses, more Crucio, I was really surprised when George said a curse that I never heard before Transmogrification Torture on Dudley, gaping when Dudley started having what looked like a seizer, foam coming out of his mouth, before long he went completely still, pouting I sent George a semi flat glare, giving me a sheepish grin.

"Where did you find that curse?" I ask him

"One of the black family portraits told me about it" George says with a grin, snorting I mutter 'of course' looking at the corpse an idea popped up, stalking to the corpse, ignoring Petunia as she scrambled to follow, bending down I place my hand over the cooling corpse I push my magic into it, forcing it to awake and obey I watched with rapid attention as the corpse opened it milky white eyes, smirking at it I stood up taking a step back and I say "Stand up, good, now walk in a circle…" looking over at the now silent small headed Vernon eyes wide as saucers , then the obviously amused George who whistles muttering 'damn, that interesting'

Just then someone knocks on the door, "Petunia, go answer the door and bring whoever it is inside, go now." Scrambling to obey she does what she's told and to my absolute glee Piers and Dennis come walking into the kitchen, both of us sending a Petrificus Totalus at both of them, smirking at the frozen horror on their faces.

"Well well well, what do we have here? Couple of my childhood bullies, today just got so much better, what do you think George? Shall we give them the same treatment?"

"Hell yeah, what are you going to do with Dudley?" George asks

"Nothing for now, but I do have an idea" I tell him

Pointing my wand at Piers I end the spell keeping him frozen and sent a Crucio, laughing in glee at his screams of pain, not wanting to miss out, George ends the spell on Dennis, sending his own Crucio neither one of us kept track on how long, sending cutting curses, breaking bones, after a while I got bored with them and turned my attention to Vernon, the look of fear clear as day made me grin.

"Did you know dear uncle I was put into a prison called Azkaban, for 4 years I defeated the most feared Dark Lord, kept pathetic muggles like you lot from being slaughtered, and what did I get in return, put in prison, however dear George and a few loyal friends got me out, and now I am going to have so much fun watching you all die. "Dudley, eat Piers rip his body apart, and when you done do the same to Dennis."

The sounds of flesh being ripped apart filled the air Piers screams of pain echoing in the kitchen, looking at my so called uncle then at Petunia, George suddenly says "I wonder if the fat piece of shit actually loves her, should we test it?"

'Oh? What do you have in mind' I wonder smirking at me he leans over and whispers, after all he didn't want the walrus to know.

Turning he cast an Imperio on Dennis, I grab Petunia by the arm vanishing her clothes, hissing at her to get on her hands and knees and take it like a good like bitch she is, still under the curse she does exactly that, Dennis walks over, George vanishing his clothes and does exactly what George told him to do (sometime during it I lift the curse laughing at her high pitched screams), waving my wand at Vernon I undo the silencing charm on him.

"-GET OFF YOU HOOGLIAN! THAT'S MY WIFE! PETUNIA! PETUNIA!"

"VERNON!" she sobs

(Corpse Dudley was still eating Piers, when there was nothing but blood; he stood up and started tearing into the still thrusting Dennis)

George that brilliant pranker pulled a vial of whatever that was, forced Petunia mouth open and forced her to swallow the potion, soon enough her screams of pain and terror turned into screams of pleasure, waving my hand at George we leave the kitchen, Vernon yells of stop being drowned out, walking into the living room I picked up one of the many picture frames dropping it, the cracking of glass echoed, sending Reducto at the remaining picture frames, I crackled, destroying the once 'perfect' living room leaving it nothing but complete mess.

After a while we returned, snorting in laugher, corpse Dudley was still eating Dennis, Dennis that dog was still going at it, petunia was whimpering in pain or pleasure I didn't care either way, Vernon was still screaming, rolling my eyes I walk over to the complete mess of Piers bending down I raise my hand over the corpse pushing my magic into it, hissing at it to get up and obey, despite having most of its body gone it did what It was told.

Turning I tell the corpse Dudley to stop eating and to stand over by the wall, detaching its self-doing what it's told. Smirking at George I tell him, "Why stop here, when we can make the entire neighborhood pay, I believe Anabelle figg is still here too."

"The same one on your shit list Anabelle Fig?" George asked

"Yeah the same one, she knew what these piece of shits were doing and didn't bother telling it to anyone but the pedophile" I sneer

Smirking at me he points at Vernon and I turn to the two inferi, "eat Vernon" walking over to petunia I cast the Imperio on her again and hissed "Go outside, screaming get all your beloved neighbors outside, and you will watch as they devour everyone, go now."

Before she could leave, George suddenly says wait grabbing her arm he pushes her down into the large puddle of blood smearing it all over her, pushing her face in it too, and then lets her go.

Walking out the door naked the day she was born completely covered in blood, she started screaming, ignoring it for a moment I command the other two inferi to "go out and start eating people, rip their throats out, cause panic and chaos, go now."

Gurgling on his own blood, sending him a sinister, hissing §Imperio § "now you uncle, you are going to grab a gun and start shooting your neighbors like the crazy self-centered asshole you are, then you are going force yourselves on them, man or women" forcing my magic I made him into a inferi as well, we watched as the walrus dragged his fat ass up, grabbing the gun and was out the door, not bothering to clean anything up I send out a small fire spell, before moving to the stairs and sent a much stronger one.

Moving outside George cast a strong notice me not charm on us, summoning some tea, and popcorn we sat and watched the inferi and an Imperio Vernon rip through the neighborhood, shooting anyone who moved before launching himself at ugly looking man, tackling them to the ground, ripping their pants off screams of pain echoing, ripping them forward corpse Vernon starts eating them.

Noticing a stunned Arabella figg who quickly turned back to her house, sending a tripping jinx, corpse Dennis immediately started tearing into her, our combined laughter ringing out, shooting off some incendio at the surrounding houses, forcing them out, when the police sirens started ringing out we sober up, at the sounds of cracks we glance at each other.

Casting a Silencio George asks "Do you want to stay or…?"

"Let's go, the last thing we need is for them to see us here" I say with a sigh moving away we walked a good distance before apparating away.

The news of what happened in muggle London spread throughout the wizarding world, most didn't care (pure bloods) those who were from the muggle world were horrified, two wizards were enjoying breakfast without a care when the daily profit was dropped off, they started laughing.

-Time skip- (George first person?)

A much as George didn't want to go back to the shop he knew he had to, after telling Hades he was heading to Diagon alley to check on his shop. Making his way through the many customers, greeting many before finally making his way to the front were his two cashiers are busy ringing customers up, looking around at what needed to be restocked and if anyone was trying to cause any trouble, while waiting a bit for it to die down, before approaching cheerfully saying "Hey Blake, Raine, how's it going?"

"Everything is good… for the most part." Blake says with a bit of hesitantly

Frowning, I ask "what do you mean?"

Sharing a glance Raine says "Well business is good, it's just we have been getting a lot of… unwanted people coming through."

Banging my head on the counter I groan in annoyance I ask them "It's them right?"

Both nodding, Raine says "We had to tell them to leave several times, along with threating to call the Auror on them."

"To be honest it's getting rather ridiculous' Blake says with annoyance but quickly continues not wanting him to think they were going to quit. "But that doesn't mean either one of us are going to quit just because we have some stupid customers" Blake ends with a smile

Sighing in relief, "Thank you, I really don't know what I would do without you two", lowering his voice "Hades is finally recovered enough to be out and about but he doesn't want to come into the wizarding world." I tell them

(Blake and Raine) "I don't blame him; I wouldn't either if I didn't have to."

Anyways I tell them, I'll be right back there are some products that need to be restocked, heading to do that, coming back out a few minutes later, only to come to a complete halt, a pissed off look appearing.

Glaring at them Molly shouts "Young lady you will tell me where my son is!"

"I don't care, who you think you are, but I am not telling you shit!" Raine shouts back

"You have no right to shout at my mom!" Ginny says screeching

"I don't care, get out! You are disturbing the other customers." Blake says snarling

"This isn't your shop; you have no right to tell us to leave!" Molly shouts louder

"I don't care; get out!" Raine spat

Smoothing my expression into a blank one, I stalk out saying flatly "Get. Out. You have been told numerous times you are not welcomed here."

As if she didn't hear anything he said Molly says "George, dear! Come and give your mom a hug." When he didn't move she went to say something else, but George says darkly "You are not my mother. Get out."

Plastering a fake smile she says "Nonsense, now I want to know where Harry is, (Ginny nodding in agreement) after all it's his duty to marry Ginny."

"Duty" I say flatly but continued "Hadrian's duty is to recover from being in Azkaban, no thanks to you blood traitors, and for the record I rather die than tell any of you." Turning I tell Blake to call the Auror and Raine to call the DMLE and to ask for a restraining order."

"Harry will marry me! It's his duty! I will become Lady Potter!" Ginny screams

Glaring at her, I snarl "You will never become Lady Potter! He is GAY! Do you understand that word G-A-Y.? And it's not his fucking duty! After everything this fucking place has put him through, Hadrian's done his Duty, Killed a Dark LORD, for all you pieces of shits and what happens He's put in AZKABAN, he doesn't owe anyone SHIT!

In fact did you know that Hadrian had the time of his life thoroughly fucking all the Death Eaters in Azkaban for 4 years straight, making them scream his name, no of course not because why would he want to be visited by a gold digging sleazy loose whore who's fucked almost the entire Quidditch team, and most of the guys in Gryffindor!" George shout at the top of his lungs pissed beyond anything.

"You take that back! Harry would never do that!" Molly yells back

"For fuc-fucks sakes! His name is HADRIAN, and yes he did, for 4 years." George shouts annoyed.

"You-you liar! He promised to marry me!" Ginny spat

"Will you shut up? You are delusional; Hadrian would never promise something so stupid especially to someone like YOU!" I roared in anger at her

The customers who were in the shop was watching the shouting match, heads moving back and forth like tennis balls, unknown to all Rita Skeeter was perched on joke product in her beetle form watching everything with wide eyes, and a smirk of glee.

The customers were the first to notice the Auror's, moving out of the way to let them pass, One customer couldn't help but shout "She didn't even deny whoring herself out!" another shouting "Why would Mr. Potter want to tie himself to a gold digging sleazy slut!"

Shipping around she went to shout at them but the Auror interrupts "What is going on here?" pretending that they all haven't just spent the last several minutes yelling at each other Molly says with a fake smile "Nothing is going on, it's a simple misunderstanding!"

Practically snarling I spat "There is no misunderstand these two have been told several times to leave, for not only disturbing the other customers, but for constantly harassing my employees, there-for as owner of this shop I would like to permanently ban them and place a restraining order, I have had enough of this nonsense."

"You can't do that! I am your mother!" Molly shrieks in outrange

"Actually he can, considering this is his shop; he has a right to refuse service, Molly Weasley nee Prewett and Ginevra Molly Weasley you are under arrest for disturbing the peace- (Another Auror whispering information the witness told him) slandering Mr. Potter, refusing to leave when asked, anything you say and will be held against you."

Cuffing them Ginny started fighting the glares at George and shouts "I am your sister! How coul-"cutting her off I tell her "You are not my sister." Before the Auror was out the door I couldn't help but call out "Hey Ginny, how many abortions did you have before you graduated Hogwarts?" none of us heard anything but an angry yell, and ended up causing quite the scene outside.

When I noticed everyone staring at me I gave a confused "what?" Raine finally asked "So it's true then? About her sleeping around, I thought you were just saying it because you were you know mad." Shaking my head with a snort I tell her "It's true, you wouldn't believe how many times I had to walk away when one of the guys was bragging about 'banging my sister' shuddering in disgust but continued "especially when it was one of the older years."

"Wow" Blake says stunned

Dragging a hand across my face, I turn and ask them "I know I have been leaving a lot and haven't been here a whole lot either but I really just want to go home." I tell them

"Don't worry about it, we got this handed I promise, just go home and try to forget this." Raine tells him with a smile

Sighing in relief "You two are the best, thank you I don't know what I would do without you too." I tell them seriously.

Waving me off, I shake my head making my way through the store and out to the alley heading straight to the apparition spot and disappearing, grumbling the whole way.

(End of Georges view thingy)

Looking around George realized that Hades was nowhere to be seen, panicking for a moment before calling Kreacher. "Twinsie called kreacher."

"Hi Kreacher do you know were Hades is?" George asked

"Master is in potions room, Kreacher doesn't know what master is making, and master has been in potions room since twinsie left this morning to visit shop, kreacher has been making sure master is eating."

Blinking George casts a tempus (11:05 appeared) "Hades has been in the lab for five hours? I didn't think I was gone for that long" George mutters in thought

"Does twinsie want Kreacher to make food?"

Snapping out of his thoughts and quickly says "Yes please, thank you Kreacher."

Heading down to the potions room George snort in amusement when he heard humming, carefully opening the door softly calling out "Hades, I'm home"

"George! Hey I hope you didn't mind, but I'm doing a bit of experimenting" I tell him happily

"Nope, I don't mind, what are doing?" George asks curiously

"Eh… to be honest I'm not exactly sure, mostly just throwing things in and seeing what happens" Hades tells me

Shooting him a deadpanned look "If Snape ever found out what you are doing you would get your ass chewed sideways, then be lectured for merlin who knows how long and I would be in the background laughing." George tells him dryly

"Then he should never find out!" I tell him cheekily

"Something happened while you were at the shop" I commented after a while, nodding George told him what had happened, explaining in detail of everything that was said, the horrified and outright disgusted look Hades gave him was enough to not make George even slightly guilty, and even offering to look at the memory, but I flat out refused, shuddering I tell him "No thanks, I will take you word for it."

Small talk was made, food being delivered by the ever so faithful Kreacher, a couple cauldrons ended up exploding, sometimes at the same time or one after the other, raucous laughter filled the potions lab, extra appendence making them known, it was nearing 3 am when they finally decided to call it quits, waving their wands they banished anything that was beyond ruined, bottled any that actually worked though they had no idea what it would do, reversing the effects of anything on them, mostly animal parts, a few strange ones like overgrown toe nails (Yuck) or something ridiculous like galaxy or brightly colored hair in odd styles.

Saying goodnight to each other we both did our nightly routine, slipping into bed hoping sleep will claim us soon, reopening my eyes I couldn't help the feeling that something is going to happen, this peace I have had, deciding not to think about it I close my eyes and fell into darkness, if only I knew

That everything changed.