Chapter 5
Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama.
Teams:
Screaming Gaffers: Owen Gwen Leshwana DJ Harold
Killer Grips: Trent Lindsay Beth Heather Justin Duncan
Hey Duncan can we talk I said? Sure? Okay bro you have your own girlfriend right and things are good I said? Yeah. So do not take mine I said. We are just friends Elvis I promise Duncan said. Fine. You are really taking his word Justin said. Duncan is straight with people I said. Chris arrives in a cowboy outfit and fires a gun. Chris what is wrong with you said justin? My cranium said Harold. Chris what is wrong with you we could get kiiled said DJ? Everyone stares at DJ. Oh I forgot. Guys take it easy my guns are loaded with blanks at least I am sure one of them is he laughs. It's too hot for Chris's crap today said heather. Since there is no beating the heat we are going west this week. There is a town meeting at high noon. Be there or I'll drive you deadbeats out of town. Oh darn the humanity leshwana said as her hair turned into an afro. Heather Duncan and Justin start laughing at this. I am sorry do you see something wrong with my hair she said? Not from where I am standing Duncan said. Listen up partners. In any good western there heroes outlaws horses and pretty dames The hero defats the outlaw and rides of into the sunset said Chris. And the pretty dames said Lindsay? They hang out in the saloon during bar brawls said chris. Bar brawl Cool said Harold. Harold does weird fighting moves before Duncan trips him into the hot tub. Awesome reenactment Harold bar brawls do end up with the loser in the water Duncan said. Time for your first challenge. No cowboy worth spitting at would go a day without saddle practice time to saddle up said Chris. Horse does a long fart. This is best we can afford said Chris. You want me to get the expensive breakfast and 5 star champagne ready said chief? Its perfect said chris. You call this a challenge said Duncan? Actually I'll go first I said. I got scared of landing on my kiwis. Please god no protect my kiwis I thought. Hurry up Trent Chris shouted. I lost balance and landed on my face. You okay trent Gwen said? Yeah I'm a cartoon I will be fine I said. We end up tied. Heather and leshwana it is your turn chris said. After you queen bee said leshwana shoving her. Why do we have to stare at your navel all day? Put a shirt on. Oh right because we all love seeing your kumquats on your mall kiosk T shirt heather snapped back. At least I have hair. Your afro is so big it has it's own gravity. Oh I will give you gravity leshwana said. She pushes heather off the diving board and heather takes her down with her. Where did they go said Lindsay? Not there way up there said Chris. Both are hanging from the weather venue. Well I guess you showed her and the entrie viewing audience said Chris. Leshwana growls at him. Fine Chris said. After chief gets leshwana and heather down we will have to start a tiebreaker. We pick Harold Gwen said. Great I get to hit the debeb said Duncan. Go easy on him courntey would have lost anyway DJ said. Owen there is water right here for you to drink I said. Thanks bud I am thirsty. Now where is the am- . Owen lets a loud blech sorry I was thirsty. Fine another tiebreaker you guys have to win a gunfight angist the other chris said. His lawyers quickly called him and yell at him. Fine well your final challenge will be calf moping said Chris. Grips are the cowboys gaffers are the cattle. How do we know which is which said Justin? Simple Grips you get the styling cowboy hats and gaffers you get to wear cow boobies on your head said Chris. Owen why do you have to drink the water Gwen said? Don't look at me trent said it was okay Owen defend himself. Great I thought. Of course me and Gwen start arguing again. Would the cattle care for some hay said Chris? Would the host like an utter beat down said leshwana? I am good. The challenge starts now. Lindsay trips losing quickly. Of course like last time Duncan turns Harold into a mummy. Gahh I can get out of this said Harold. Hey leshwana Duncan is giving Harold a wedige again said Justin. He is w-. This distraction gives Justin enough time to catch leshwana. Good one I said. No problem I would get Gwen before Duncan gets her if I were you he said. Heahter drops her hair and runs after it. Too late Justin said. Duncan gets Gwen the grips win again. I hear Gwen and Duncan laughing. Trent you are not jeouls of them are you said Justin? No she would not dump me espicaly for him I said. Yeah she would guys are just in a teenage relationship nothing special you are boring and clingy Duncan is whatever chicks see in him Justin said. That is not true I thought.. I march right over there. Hey asshole she is my girl I said. I know Elvis chill Duncan said he left. Me and Gwen start arguing again as I accuse her of seeing Duncan behind my back in front of her team. Trent and Gwen calm down you guys love each other right said DJ? You know what we are done she said. Fine I said. Chris laughs at this thank you dude the audience are going to love this Chris said. At the gaffers elmantion ceremony. If you get a gilded Chris you are safe Leshwana, DJ, and Harold. Owen and Gwen both of you were already finalists. Owen you costed your team the challenge Chris said. I was thirsty Owen said. Gwen some people actually believe Trent. What? The final gilded Chris goes to ….. Owen. Bye Gwen. Sorry they think you cheated on Trent said Leshwana. Can at least talk to Trent? No said Chris. As Gwen walks down to the lame o sine Chris shows the video tape of the gaffers elmantion ceremony to me. You just did that to make me feel worse right I said. Yup and it worked he laughs at this. Great I thought dawn gave me a second chance and mess up worse than before I thought. Yeah you did she said. Wait before y-. I black out again.
Sorry for breaking up Gwent had to do it for the drama and to get Gwen out making Justin a better villan. Things will get better soon.
Elmantion Order: 14th Place: Geoff and Bridgette, Xth Place: Izzy, 13th Place: Gwen.
My thoughts on Gwen: She is one of my Favitorte chacthers but she had to go the point of this fanfic is to make trent a better chacther by focusing on him as a chacther not Gwen so she had nothing to do. Thanks for reading this.