Once Link had joined the fight, the Yiga panicked, fleeing in every direction. A few Blademasters tried to make a stand here and there but all hope was lost for the traitors. The Yiga Clan fled and all that was left were the bodies of those who weren't so lucky. As the Gerudo led Link, Zelda and Olivia out of the hideout, another Gerudo soldier ran over and said, "Lady Riju, something has attack Gerudo Town. It ruined the entire monument to Lady Urbosa!" Riju, fisted clenched, replied, saying, "That statue we built that took a month AND the town?! Who is this person?"
"We don't know. I'm not even sure it IS a person!"
After arriving at Gerudo Town, they saw what that soldier meant. Smoking craters dotted the area outside the town and around the walls were drawing of the Yiga eye, Origami cranes, A Bokoblin fighting a knight and to top it off, a large drawing of King Olly in the center of town visible from the gate.
"I'll let the rules slide for this. Link, you can come in." Riju said, sword at the ready. Link nodded, not particularly in the mood to disguise himself at the moment.
Once in the town, Link looked up to see a massive statue of the Champion Urbosa he had fought with a hundred years ago towering above the throne room. Looking closer, he could see several drawings covering the statue. One had the words DUMB written across the forehead. The Yiga Eye was scribbled over the belly. And just senseless garble covered the arms and legs.
"Who in the name of the Seven Heroines did this?!" Riju said, turning to the soldier. "And why haven't you tried cleaning it up?"
"We tried but that's when the attack started! Everyone's hiding in their homes in fear." The soldier explained. "It's too risky to try again!" Suddenly, Olivia shouted, " Riju, LOOK OUT!" Three massive projectiles, one red, one green and one blue dove down straight for the Gerudo Chief. She skillfully dodged each as the things exploded, leaving a mess of scorch marks across the floor. Suddenly, a voice shouted in surprise, "They ALL missed?! No...my missiles are flawless! It's ze TARGET that's all wrong!" Suddenly, a thin, rectangular thing spun into view, land with a THUD in front of the group. It had a red top and a gray bottom, the red having a picture of Olly's face craved in the sleek metal. The thing bounced around before springing open, revealing a row of twelve colored sticks, white, lime, green, cyan, blue, purple, pink, red, yellow, tan, brown and black.
"I am sick and tired of philistines like you ERASING all of my hard work, man!" It said angrily. "You probably haven't even heard of me! Figures. when was the last time you went to an art gallery?" Zelda opened her mouth to speak but was cut off by the thing.
"Pfft. Don't answer. I'm about to give you an art lesson for free!"
Riju stepped forward and spoke.
"Who do you think you are, vandalizing my peoples hard work?!" She said and a demanding voice.
"Ze names Jean-Pierre Colored Pencils ze 12th and I represent ze Legion of Stationary, I'll have you know! And ZAT is clearly not hard work! A baby could do better!"
"Why you little-!" Riju said through gritted teeth before being cut off by Colored Pencils again, who said, "Anyway, I've got a job to do. If you are going to stand in my way, SO BE IT!" Three missiles launched from Colored Pencils mouth and would've hit Zelda if Link hadn't pushed her out of the way. A Gerudo soldier jabbed her spear at Colored Pencils but the lid slammed shut. The Gerudo warrior tugged at the handle and pulled out a broken spear. Colored Pencils around and smacked her, sending the warrior woman flying.
"Ha, HA! Did you enjoy my BITING critique?" The Colored Pencils laughed. Riju rushed over to the fallen soldier but was caught off-guard by a missile. The pencil flung Riju into a market stand, causing the Gerudo to panic, rushing over to their leader. That just left Link, Zelda and Olivia up against Colored Pencils, who fired all twelve pencils directly at Link.